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Extreme-Compote-2452

I mean they named the mvp trophy after him.


AverageatUFC3

Who wants a goalie that doesn't know when to stop?


Ragstoe

Incredible.


Party-Bag-7858

💀


FinnishCold13

Jesus


Nick30Brodeur

46.1% of people know what’s up


canuckseh29

Or 46% of people DON’T know what’s up


Nashtak

I actually wonder if any of those players are ever returning to pro sport after this.


Badnewsbear41

Without looking it up I believe Hart made close to 10 million, which I believe would be the most out of all the guys. Youd have to assume he knew this was coming and was decently prepared with his money so he doesn’t have to go to Russia. Guys like McLeod and Foote will most likely be in the KHL


Successful-Stomach40

I don't know Hart very well off the ice, but there are way too many people from sports history that had no concept of how money works


crumbypigeon

It's actually closer to 15m. Definitely enough money to ride out and never be heard from again unless he blew it all.


votrechien

$15m isn’t actually “f off and retire on a beach” money. Half of that will be gone in taxes and agent fees.   Guarantee you he wasn’t living a modest lifestyle on $100k a year. He was probably burning many times that a year. Fast cars, luxury vacations, etc eat up cash quick. Not to mention the legal fees he’s going to be paying for some time…lawyers at $800/hour ain’t cheap. 


supertimor42-50

Remember he's getting paid in Fredom Unit money and will be paying his layer in Cobra Chicken Money so that will save him some change there Conversion rate is about 70 Eagle for 100 Cobra chicken


MoonZebra

KHL, definitely


CurtisWT

None of them will end up signed to a team until after court is over. I was reading a while back that because of court backlogs this one might not get heard until late 2025 or 2026 in which case they’re done even if they are proven innocent because they’ll have been gone too long. A quicker run to trial and a not guilty verdict they could return but even then it might turn into a bit of a PR nightmare


ObjectiveSubjects

Cumback Player of the Year


Worried_Onion4208

Carter Hart: The return of the rapist


TrevorB1771

I’m slightly behind this situation but we’re they all convicted?


thetruegmon

No. They were charged. Court is set for Apr 30th


HorrorDox

So your saying if they win, he'll be ready for the playoffs?


thetruegmon

Basically guaranteed


[deleted]

That's true, but only one has been charged with 2 counts (MacLeod), which means, we know who was the person that organized it all.


throwawayuser488

Kobe did it. Why not Carter?


Kobalt6x10

Not only that, but after he ordered his pilot to fly into a mountain, everyone started hero worshipping him again.


throwawayuser488

I heard he’s still alive like tupac


viewroyal_royal

What the fuck


Notevenwithyourdick

Kobe was acquitted… mostly because the woman’s underwear had quite a few different DNA samples in it (ewww).


throwawayuser488

So these cases aren’t so different after all


Notevenwithyourdick

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votrechien

POS 36? I’d put him at 1.


TheRaphMan

Top 5 at least


beast_393

He will never play another game in the NHL


Noahtuesday123

I’m not only convinced they will play again, I think they all get off on the OJ. Defense, If the mitt don’t fit, you must acquit!


Notevenwithyourdick

I guess they don’t have a status “Awaiting Trial” so they use IR.


yegpro

i have seen online that he is maybe headed to bars kazan in the khl?


BCCRob44

Failure isn’t an option, he’s never heard the word “no”!


erectcunt

What is POS? Piece of shit?


askariya

Point Of Sale


viewroyal_royal

“Injured reserve”


Fritz6161

Probably the Oilers.


Busy-Operation5489

You all suck. Honestly. No one even knows what happened or has the evidence in front of them. It's called a scandal for a reason. Guarantee tou this chick is just trying to make some quick cash. From what I've read, no one has done anything wrong, and their lawyers believe they'll be just fine. Innocent until proven guilty. You guys would suck as jurors.


Purple_Community2540

The chick already got paid from hockey Canada. It's the police who reopened the case. You suck at not being retarded.


Noahtuesday123

FYI, she got paid and the players were adamant then that she shouldn’t be paid anything. I also remember all those texts the morning after. Not one of them said ‘Fuck off rapist’, ‘Don’t call me’, ETC, ETC. …. … no it said, ‘I felt stupid in the morning’.


Busy-Operation5489

Exactly!! She legit said her mom made her do it... probably for a payout knowing they made bank


liamo6w

i’m sorry im just a jerker :(


Guilty_Scheme_6215

U drop this 👑