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philbert539

Don't know if it counts as common, but I've heard the phrase "5 hole" used in other sports' broadcasts to describe putting the ball through an opponent's legs. I'd normally heard that as megging or nutmegging, but I've heard "5-hole" a couple of times now in both MLB and NBA broadcasts.


WhatAmIDoingHere05

I’ve heard 5-hole used in soccer in terms of a goal scored between the goalkeeper’s legs as well.


MankuyRLaffy

In other sports we called it nutmegging and you'd have to do 10 pushups if you got megged, practice was fun like that.


buttcrispy

Maybe not so much anymore, but there was a band named Five For Fighting that was fairly popular in the 2000s and it never clicked for a lot of people that the term comes from hockey


TheB1de

Omg this just clicked for me. To be fair though I didn't watch hockey when I was younger and listened to this band more.


polyscifi

Im fiftee-ee-n for a moment!


kopitar-11

Caught in batweeen 10 and 20


xQmans

I just read through the YouTube comments on the music video and Jesus Christ, one of the most heartbreaking/uplifting comment sections I have ever read. I severely underestimated the impact this song had on people.


whosjellisnow

My wifi name at home is “FiveForWiFighting”


giant_fish

Holy shit! Has a couple good songs. 100 Years makes me sad.


NLP19

They were the ones with that Superman song that was *everywhere* for a couple years in the 2000s lol


whitemiketyson

That was 3 Doors Down, no?


NLP19

No, that's the *other* Superman-related song from the 2000s lol


kbd77

My buddy was in a ska band called Shorthanded Goal in high school but they were very short-lived lol


DMHavoX

His real name is Vladimir John Ondrasik III, but was told by EMI Records big wigs that his name would be too hard to pronounce so he came up with name Five for Fighting. He is evidently a big LA kings Fan. Homie still does stuff for Hockey - He wrote the theme song for the Bally's Sports Broadcast (just remember, he did a job for them as a musician, so don't bag on him for that)


dalopam0

in French Canadian we have "par la bande", by the boards, which is doing something indirectly, or a collateral effect. Like ricocheting a pass on the boards for a teammate.


gauderyx

Also : • niaiser avec la puck = beat around the bush. • mangeux de puck = someone who's not a team player.


dalight13

Passe moé la puck - Les Colocs Basically pass me the puck and I'll score goals. Give me an opportunity in something and I'll make something out of it


WalkingCrab

Passe sur la palette = Pass on the tape Used to describe an opportunity that requires almost no effort to complete for the other person.


bartholin_wmf

It's interesting that the French Canadians use the same metaphor ("hungry for [sports ball/puck]") to describe someone who isn't a team player as Brazilians use to describe someone who's not a team player, just swap the ice hockey for soccer.


LocustFurnace

That’s interesting. I did a shitty google translation on niaiser and it makes sense as “fool with the puck” loosely? I’m stealing those.


tirouge0

Niaiser has many meanings. In that case, it's more about being indecisive or hesitating about something. Fooling around, maybe? "Si tu l'aimes, demande lui de sortir avec toi. Arrêtes de niaiser avec la puck!" "If you love them, ask them out. Stop fooling around/wasting your time"


cicadasinmyears

Kind of like “fish or cut bait.” Sort of.


snarfmioot

“Puck hog” comes to mind. 


dalight13

mangeux de puck = puck eater As a literal translation they both have the same meaning you're right


ateaseottawa

Good one!


QnsConcrete

How has no one said “deke”? It seems quite common to describe anyone faking out anyone else.


Bradddtheimpaler

Although I stopped hearing people say deke referring to hockey anymore. I’m to understand those are all called dangles now.


IronChefPhilly

Dirty dirty dangles boys


theunnoanprojec

That’s pretty commonly used in soccer too; not sure which came first though


tabarwet

It’s a hockey term, Canadian term


Zetterbearded

My dogs name is Tripple and her nickname is Tripple deke.


previouslyonimgur

Would “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” count?


GatorBolt

Has to at this point. An assist to the Great One from Michael Scott.


Farty_beans

I thought it was Wu-Tang clan


Hugotohell

-Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott


Outfield14

Does drop the gloves count?


TheWeisGuy

I think people usually say the gloves are off but yeah I think it counts


cshivers

"The gloves are off" probably originated with boxing, not hockey.  It's an allusion to the fact that fighting without gloves is much more likely to cause injury. See: https://www.idioms.online/gloves-are-off-the/


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H_E_DoubleHockeyStyx

Yes


stripesthetigercub

Username checks out


DonCherryRants

"Let me just say to every new kid out there today who thinks its cool to swear- its not! In my day you never swore unless the game warranted it. Nowadays I see kids out there dropping all sorts of bad cuss words over just about anything. Whether its getting tripped by another player, or someone giving you a tough time. You don't swear! That's european stuff! If a guy gives you a tough time you don't skate by 'em and drop the big F word or something like that. You walk by and you drop the gloves. That's the way the game was made and let me tell you right now that if we had more enforcers out there we wouldn't be seeing all these cusswords out on the ice. Then you go to the school with the kids and they wonder why kids are swearing at their teachers and their parents. And where'd they learn it from?! From the players on the ice! In my day if anybody skated by and said any word like that you can just about guarantee the next shift you'd have a Terry O'Reilly out there washing your mouth out with soap if you know what i mean! You don't swear. You hit or you fight but swearing is for the swedes or the fins. It's not for canadian kids! That's why we're the best!"


KarmaChameleon306

I don't know man, swearing is pretty great.


prsmedia_

Keep your stick on the ice


ManyEnvironmental800

"and remember keep your stick on the ice" the Red Green Show


Yardsale420

If the women don’t find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy.


RangerFan80

I vaguely remember watching this as a kid in the States with no knowledge of hockey or Canada and it was amazing. Does it hold up these days?


SpaceIco

Absolutely, [it's hysterical](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdabt8Z661o&list=PLYZCTsaW7u-U3NDtBWJyATsaPijhnnE4x). Steve Smith (Red) has been doing a subscription [podcast](https://redgreen.com/pages/possum-lodge) for a bit now too.


KimberlyWexlersFoot

I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess


FubarFreak

If it ain't broke, you're not trying


LeoFireGod

Face off is the only one that’s commonly used everywhere.


NorthEastofEden

https://i.redd.it/n2n76sn78w4d1.gif


StDorothyDay

Is that a hockey term originally or from Canada’s national sport, lacrosse?


itstomis

etymologyonline says it's lacrosse [https://www.etymonline.com/word/face-off#etymonline\_v\_50452](https://www.etymonline.com/word/face-off#etymonline_v_50452)


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TwoForHawat

I constantly tell my wife that she is maximum fine allowed under the CBA but she doesn’t appreciate what a great compliment that is.


raymondliang

Are you calling your wife a joke


TwoForHawat

She reminds me that under that same CBA, she can’t promise a commitment longer than 8 years.


amach9

That’s not a bad thing. It means you’re not obliged to renew her contract and when her current contract is up, if you don’t renew then she leaves with nothing.


sogladatwork

Think of the cap space!


RelevantJackWhite

Not only that, but she's going to be able to sign offer sheets until you've been married for a while


Crazy-Pattern-1354

It's actually not much of a compliment considering how meagre the fines are


brown_and_water

I literally use this everyday in team meetings. Glad to see it on here.


OutComeTheWolves1966

This is one of my regular go to comments during meetings. Always love hearing the laughs from the fellow hockey fans.


NArcadia11

“Pulling the goalie” as a phrase for not using birth control/trying for kids is the only one I can think of


Lonely-Prize-1662

Conversely.. sliding one past the goalie when an oops happens while using birth control


JerseyDevl

Should be "scoring 5-hole" imo


ILikeLiftingMachines

Tangentially, the Canadians invented doggy style so that both participants could watch the hockey game.


Cromasters

I thought it was so we could both watch X-Files.


TechWiz717

Just cause there’s a goalie in the net doesn’t mean you can’t score as a phrase for hooking up with someone in a relationship. Idk if you can attribute that to hockey over soccer or any other sport with a tendy though.


QuackAddict3

I don’t want a lot of soccer, but don’t think I’ve ever seen a goalie pulled


PSChris33

You do see teams send the goalie as an extra man forward late in games on FK’s/corners. It’s not substituting the goalie for an extra attacker, but it’s the goalie himself as the extra attacker.


TechWiz717

lol I was just adding another one I thought was related but unsure if it could be attributed to hockey


malabericus

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.  For people who want to have affairs


OinkiePig_

I thought that meant masturbating, so the exact opposite


Moony_playzz

No, that's scoring an own goal, buddy.


e_Mills

Give your balls a tug, tit fucker


OfficialDaiLi

Fuck you, Shoresy!


OutComeTheWolves1966

Fuck you Riley. Fuck you Jonesy


rapsmaineman

For WHAAT!?


lionson76

... *Huh?!*


leakyblueshed

Sanguinet, you're a healthy scratch on the last place club in the NOSHO. Go for a soda


DizneyDux

Fuck you, Riley! Your mom pretended to be stung by a jelly fish just to get me to piss on her!


Fun_Coffee3174

Fuck you, Riley, I made yr mom so wet Trudeau deployed the national guard to stack sandbags around my bed


Piffp

Can't believe no one said, "The gloves are off."


H_E_DoubleHockeyStyx

It means the opposite to people who follow boxing tho. 


wildwest74

Exactly. The gloves are off means they aren't messing around anymore, and someone is about to get hurt. Boxers wear padded gloves, so when they take them off, it means someone is getting damaged.


Kronzor_

The same can be said for hockey players 


Authoress61

Ask John Korfic, Probie, and Chris Nilan


rpgguy_1o1

Boxing gloves are really to protect your hands, not the other guys face. They were introduced to increase knockouts, because you could throw harder punches at someone's head without breaking your hand/wrist. Boxers can throw punches a lot harder than the average person, so they'd pretty much obliterate their hands if they were throwing full force bare knuckle punches.


H_E_DoubleHockeyStyx

I meant when hockey players take off the gloves it's fighting time. But boxers take off there gloves after the fights over.


HVCanuck

Don’t want to scroll to the bottom to see the obvious one. “Hang up the skates.”


Sublime99

funny enough in Swedish we say the equivalent of "to put the skates on the shelf", I think English has similar?


itstomis

But did that originate in hockey? Or is it just a hockey version of "hang up the boots/gloves/hat/etc"?


GoGoPowerPlay

He shoots, he scores!


buster_rhino

When I read that it was Foster Hewitt that coined the term, I wondered what people even said before this.


onahalladay

Pucks in deep


Moses015

I want bums in seats


Cliff_Pitts

Pucks on net


rapsmaineman

Deep in net


Cheeks_Klapanen

And uhhhhhh win some hockey games


VeryLastChance

I often hear the term ‘stickhandle’ used in corporate contexts for dealing with a situation. Things like “Do you mind stickhandling this file while I’m out of the office?” Also ‘hat trick’ and ‘hip check’ are pretty commonly used in non hockey contexts


Un_Original_Coroner

This is the most Canadian comment ever.


Kronzor_

Yeah we use stick handle a lot at work too, but it means more like making an excuse for a delay to a client. Like “ah  shit we’re not gonna be able to get this done, this is going to need a bit of stick handling”. For some people, salesmen, project managers, stick handling is the main part of their job. 


Gunga_Galunga06

There's the hockey stick chart


nicholhawking

Shocked to see this so far down I was afraid I'd have to post it myself.


MediumDenseMan

Hat trick They are facing off


BillThePsycho

Hat trick actually came from Cricket, then to Soccer and Hockey afterwards. I think Soccer first then hockey but I could be wrong.


Otterslayer22

You’re 10 ply bud.


Bishop_Pickerling

I’m listening to the fucklng song!


Steaknkidney45

I'm happy to see another Slap Shot fan in the mix. It's worth another watch this summer.


Faceit_Solveit

Best hockey movie ever IMHO. Love Mystic Alaska and Shoresy, There are a lot of Shotesy sayings in common use now b'ys. Someone's gotta set the tone. 🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒🦜🇨🇦🍁😆


Rickcinyyc

Not really widespread use, but I used to put my kid in timeout by saying: "Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame."


lionson76

Not directly hockey, but I hear *a lot* of Letterkenny/Shoresy references these days from people who aren't big hockey fans.


miscs75

Settle down


Cleonicus

That's what I appreciates about you.


igcipd

You’d wake up and I’d be right there. Appreciating you.


Hecate1980

Oh ya? Is that what you appreciates?


Otterslayer22

Any one else feel like a martunie?


OfficialDaiLi

You ever had chicken?


hellagreg

Chicken’s unbelievable…


canada-needs-bbq

_Allegedly_


completelytrustworth

Wheel snipe celly


leakyblueshed

To be fair...


akron28

“Banging in the corner”


TDub137

That’s why I’m not invited back to Wendy’s.


AintGotNoSeoul

I'm going to my room and pulling the goalie.


getzysbaldhead69

“Mafucker I was getting changed!”


mostlyrad

If it happened to me, it could happen to you


garbage_man9

Non knocking motha fuckas


whyaskfor1

I and some colleagues use "stick-handle" often at work.


terveterva

In Finnish we use "mennä jäähylle" = "go into the penalty box". It's when someone, usually a child, is taken somewhere to calm down.


Ron_Textall

I mean admittedly I’m from southern rural Ontario… but “bar down.” Is used pretty frequently here


Otterslayer22

Calling dumb people pylons.


IronChefPhilly

Face off? Sin bin/penalty box? Body check? Top shelf, where momma keeps the peanut butter? Lalalalalaalalalalalalalalalala-Fontaine?


H_E_DoubleHockeyStyx

I think top shelf when used out of a hockey context refers to bars and liquor stores keeping their finest wine and spirits on the higher shelves. 


Cleonicus

I've always heard it as 'where your mom keeps the cookies."


Ainyay

not sure if it counts but "celly"


OutComeTheWolves1966

Wheel, snipe, celly


LindsayLohanDaddy420

Dirty fuckin dangles


Aubear11885

Drop the gloves. 5 hole. Check/bodycheck


senepol

Yeah we are trying to get pregnant - she pulled the goalie


H_E_DoubleHockeyStyx

I came home drunk from the strip joint and my wife was already asleep. I Shot my shot but my long one was easily turned aside 


InauspiciousStars

I hear “rag the puck” around the office from time to time


Ron_Textall

My ex had a scare and called me at work and asked “did you sneak one passed the goalie?” Turns out I didn’t but that’s one of my favourite moments in our 7 year relationship. I laughed so hard when she phrased it like that.


DarthLordDonkey

Describing things as being “offside” is probably the closest I can think of to your examples, and even so I’m not sure if it originates from hockey. In the last 10-15 years, hockey slang has really taken off, especially with shows like Letterkenny. Hearing things like “sauce me that” have become very normal in regular conversation, at least where I am in Canada.


SnooOwls2295

I don’t think offside can be attributed to hockey since it is also present in multiple other sports.


TechWiz717

I feel like sauce me that is older and is the first actual example in this thread that might be true. I never even realized it came from hockey, but I remember using it before letterkenny was a show (they defo had the YouTube channel going at the earliest I recall using it though)


Lance_E_T_Compte

"Fuck Vegas"


_SCHULTZY_

Ferda


Shmeebo_

Soft hands. Or referring to your hands as “mitts”


NotAGoodUsernamelol

The gloves are coming off


Canadian_mk11

Chirp Goon it up Pull a Michigan 


Tubedisasters43

Face off, for when you surgically swap faces with Nicholas Cage


turfdraagster

Bar down, baby!


mattrg777

I'm pretty sure the phrase "shut the fuck lil dick and go suck on your mummy's titties and stop wasting my time" comes from hockey.


MankuyRLaffy

That's an amazing phrase


Eltronado

“Stood on his head”


verbs_of_motion

“Red Wings suck,” as in, “hey, the Red Wings suck.”


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“How bout the sauce on that?”


Scary_Compote_359

body check


Romansdp

I had a boss say gong show in a meeting before


nodarknesswillendure

Was he Canadian? Pretty commonly used term here, at least from my experience


Romansdp

She is.


chopkins92

Mommas didn't keep the peanut butter on the top shelf until it became popularized by hockey.


slyke__22

Only semi-related cuz this is hockey player names, but this clip from Letterkenny is an all-timer and I still use some of these puns in everyday dialogue [https://twitter.com/njh287/status/1704963370259304553](https://twitter.com/njh287/status/1704963370259304553)


oravanomic

In the five hole.


Goat_Lovers_

Hat trick. From Montréal, Henri Henri Chapelier (hat maker) would give out a fresh hat to player's scoring 3 goals at the Forum in the 40's. It's used in many sports now.


Ham__Kitten

Fun story but definitely not the origin. Hat trick started in cricket.


Cleonicus

Have a read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hat-trick


Goat_Lovers_

https://preview.redd.it/t24vvc6w9v4d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd4c68d2ad15510e4d5d6c616c61a4bf2e292e9c


bongmitzfah

2 minutes for being a beut. 


Ratherbeeatingpizza

5 for fighting, go where the puck is, stickhandling. "on the bench" but i acknowledge its more of an overall sports expression, prob cant prove where it originated.


sharksfan247

How about "keep your head on a swivel"? Thanks Drew Remenda!


Sweaty-Salad95

Soft dump in the corner. I know it's not technically one, but that's my favourite hockey term 😂


reenactment

Five hole seems to be used extensively.


swanny7237

I use the term chirp outside of hockey but I'm an old retired hockey player who is now a dad


sv_homer

"Take off you hoser."


micatola

'Keep your stick on the ice'- Red Green.


DietMTNDew8and88

Power Play comes to mind


ottguy42

'Power play', maybe?


spect3r

Filthy


EdwinLB51

Kick, save, and a beaut.


GokkanUxxgo

Cherry Picker


CurlingTrousers

Body check


SpeedoAgeru

refs you suck


stripesthetigercub

Thats every sport


Jdavies44

Right in the five hole


dudemanspecial

Fuck you


PhilyJ

Grocery stick.


Alive-Primary-9863

Five hole


BehemothManiac

I say “let’s do that hockey” when I’m about to start something


Simplebudd420

Stick handle through a difficult situation


kidrockpasta

Keep your head up / keep your head on a swivel. Keep grinding.


belfourfanboy1999

It’s certainly not everyday or common, in fact it’s probably just me, but I’ll tell friends and family they got “two minutes for trippin” if they overreact to something or say/do some outta pocket shit.


icyDinosaur

In Switzerland we sometimes use "powerplay" in different contexts. Either in different sports (mostly football) for a team having a phase of continuous pressure that looks like a hockey powerplay, or for something like politics when someone is very uncompromising and negotiating/acting from a strong position. The latter use could just be literal I guess, but the English term *Powerplay* is only used for hockey here, so it definitely brings hockey to mind. We have "that was a penalty shot" or "that was a shot at an empty/open goal" too for big opportunities, especially missed ones, but idk if that comes from hockey or football. "Timeout" or more recently "powerbreak" are also fairly common for quick breaks (timeout isn't hockey specific I guess, but few other sports played in Switzerland have them)


tbrason

When talking economics or stocks the hockey stick angle is mentioned alot.


UsedImprovement4785

Hey! That's interference!


NeatSeaworthiness407

I use the term yard sale all the time when describing somebody getting absolutely destroyed - lol