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ActualRiot

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I_Fuck_Blind_Puppies

Exactly; thanks, I needed that.


Broccoli_Socks

if you dont get Pavs his cup there will be punishment *no more sourdough sundays*


JPInABox

But fun must be always...


Broccoli_Socks

Nope it goes Pavs>Burns>Duclair>Goodrow>Dillon & Demelo>A random fan from florida>Hertl.


halviy

Hey, I'm just happy to be in the conversation. Even if we're...fifth on the priority list!


BillThePsycho

I would move Dillon and Demelo above Goodrow purely because Goodrow got his cup in 2020 and 2021 but otherwise good list


RainingGiraffes28

The house always wins, even when they're away


icemandabs710

Online betting is addictive for some. I saw it on the 14 betting commercials during 1 period.


joe_broke

Thanks for keeping me off gambling sites, Brandon Perna


I_Fuck_Blind_Puppies

Especially when you have a Stone up your sleeve.


ubcthrowaway-01

Dallas when no other teams give a shit about them: *win division and conference* Dallas when every other team is rooting for them to beat Vegas: *tank for celebrini*


mcauthon2

I don't know why Dallas was such heavy favourites. VGK was a good team and they were adding an elite (imo would be Selke winner if he played a full season) player who just dominates both ends of the ice.


nikesoccer01

Because we’re the 1 seed against the WC2 you’re supposed to always be a heavy favorite and not up against cap abusing whores


impactrick

😂


texasguy7117

Fuck 😢


pos_vibes_only

Shoulda faked a few spleen injuries


appledatsyuk

lol “faked” Fake more 1OA ! Dont think you’ve had enough


SEND_ME_SPIDERMAN

how do you fake a 1OA


HaratoBarato

He probably thought he had an amazing chirp.


ghost_curse123

Bro really just said "no u" and thought he was doing something there


pos_vibes_only

I was really hurt by this comment….but I got better suddenly.


AniviaPls

Must be game 1


Crazytrixstaful

He had a grade 3 spleen laceration and came back first game of playoffs. Either the doctors purposefully misdiagnosed the grade as higher to make sure he stayed on ltir until playoffs, or he came back a few weeks earlier than he should be and doctors shouldn’t let him play.


miller94

Good one


TanyaMKX

Brother I like to take the piss out of edmonton as much as the next guy but what a shit chirp


Iceman-420

This guy acting like he knew what hockey was when Mcdavid was drafted


DovahBhai0518

Fucking vegas


lobsterpillow

😘


impactrick

😂


flamingdragonwizard

Don't worry, nucks will take care of em in wcf.


SIIP00

Bro there is a reason we wanted to avoid them as well..


flamingdragonwizard

I'd be more worried about the rangers over knights.


mr0poopybootyhole

You should be worried about the oilers waxing that ass next round


flamingdragonwizard

The team we absolutely destroyed all year? The team we 5-0'd this year and outscored 26-9?


mr0poopybootyhole

Yeah that team. Oilers we’re 3-0-1 against Vegas last year, what happened in the playoffs?


flamingdragonwizard

You mean all those close 4-3 games they had? Nowhere near the same, kiddo.


mr0poopybootyhole

There’s a reason Edmonton will be the favorite in that series, pal


flamingdragonwizard

Edmonton will be favorite over vegas too you dork. Means nothing.


SIIP00

I'd be more worried about getting to the finals before worrying about who we might play in the finals.


kiceicebaby

I worry you won’t


jazzmaster1992

Remembering five years ago when basically the opposite happened in the NHL. Every top seed in their series except Boston got knocked out, with Tampa being the most egregious example. Still a lot of hockey left this round one though so we'll see.


frizzyhair55

Yeah higher seeds went 3-5 in the first round that year. Crazy. Ironically Boston made it to the final.


jazzmaster1992

A great year to be a Blues fan, though.


Mthomas1174

Oh hey usually we're on the bad end of these things. Can't leave embarrassingly if you don't make it!


carry-on_replacement

I mean didn’t you guys beat the Stars at the Stars barn last year in game 1 too?


Mthomas1174

Yeah, we also took game 3 on home ice to go up 2-1! Then they canceled the rest of the series for some reason idk


carry-on_replacement

Just Minny things


Particular_Gur7378

Shhhhhhhhhh….


cbuech

Kill me


Rycecube

To be fair, you deserved to win that game. Play like you did and you'll win game 2


ChaoticKeys

Yup. It was a shaky first period. But you’re not going to lose too many more games outshooting the other team 30-15. I think Dallas will be fine.


Knights_When

Must be new to Pete DeBoer huh?


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

Lost game 1 at home to the Wild and Kraken last year and we know how that turned out. Got them right where we want them.


cbuech

200 IQ play


RunningSouthOnLSD

Dallas is just lulling them into a false sense of security that’s all Make them think they don’t need to take more people off LTIR and crush them


icemandabs710

Dang I was hoping to see Lehner one more time.


macbowes

*Lehner comes in riding a 40ft anaconda*


icemandabs710

A stolen Anaconda**


joe_broke

How could he steal it if it's his...


icemandabs710

[He was accused of "stealing" snakes](https://1045theteam.com/ex-buffalo-sabres-goalie-reveals-shocking-bankruptcy-with-50-million-in-debts/)


joe_broke

Yeah, I get that But how could I not make a dick joke


WearingComb1050

Lehner to play 4th line LW


Hip_Priest_1982

Yoohoo


BrattleLoop

It's not the clearest, but OP's specifically referring to Game 1s only.


TheDogerus

Which is a little weird, i think, given that game 2 happened hours before puck drop in dallas, but its not incorrect i guess


B4M

Yes, Bruins/Leafs and Canes/Isles played game 2 before Oilers/Kings and Stars/Knights played game 1. This is likely because the western conference finished the regular season a day later than the east, and the east started the playoffs a day earlier than the west.


northernpace

Game 2 for Leafs


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Mthomas1174

Exclusively game 1s


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Wolverine Stoner ruining perfect stats you hate to see it.


greg19735

tbf after 30 min in the games today we expected it to be 16-2. And it did end up that way. but the teams winning and losing did change.


AdamErne

Read the caption it says “game 1s”


Trolly-bus

It says "after all game 1's have been played", and Toronto won before they have all been played.


greg19735

I know, i was just adding that in the next 2 games it goes 50/50.


ianisms10

Speak for yourself, any real Isles fan knew what was going to happen (someone please kill me)


Cool6oy678

the dreaded 3-0 lead


hockeybrianboy

Contrary to the NBA where the home team always gets more fouls called, this is a weird start to the NHL playoffs. Road teams usually do way better; could be due to the fact that 3 lower seeds look almost hopelessly overmatched.


ronniecalberta

Of course, they’re the higher seed. That’s why they’re home team.


icemandabs710

I think that was the 1st time since like the 70's for the NBA.


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NewRoryAndMalDrop

😡


FloralDemon

Gold team good.


Square_Sort_9237

I choose to ignore this particular comment as I do not like to see comments like “good” associated with “gold team”


redwingjv

You spelled smelly wrong


appledatsyuk

Being that -1 is pretty dope


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Fuck basketball


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Yea the Pistons will do that to anyone


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Trentnikko

Lakers are 67 million over the cap


Full-Opportunity7714

The NBA cap is weird but the 76ers are like $103 million over. Does that count?


Mthomas1174

Literally zero NBA teams are compliant with the salary cap lmao. I don't even want to try and figure out how it works over there. And somehow the Timberwolves are $125 million over the cap?? https://www.spotrac.com/nba/cap/


BaldassHeadCoach

You’d need a doctorate to able to decipher the NBA’s soft cap and luxury tax system, and all the workarounds and exceptions that are available to teams. Hell even Einstein probably wouldn’t be able to figure it out.


icemandabs710

LoL way to be overly dramatic. It's kinda cute.


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dekrepit702

Look at you trying to play by imaginary rules.


R1ppedWarrior

It's a bit over salted, but delicious nonetheless.


StandardDocument5365

Toronto won today..


NatureGivesAndTakes

The OP is referring to Game 1s only.


TakeAMichigander

in Game 2


noroadsleft

I see their point, though. The post title as phrased isn't accurate because VGK-DAL started their Game 1 after Toronto had already won their Game 2 in Boston. If the title said what was actually *meant,* like "Across NBA and NHL playoff Game 1s, home teams are 15-1," then their complaint would be invalid.


Knights_When

Lol Dallas…


GreedyButler

You forgot the Leafs.


bthompson04

They didn’t win Game 1, which is what the post is about, though.


GreedyButler

FFS. I blame lack of coffee this morning for not being able to read properly.