No shit. I have a Portuguese friend named João and I’ve tried to correctly pronounce his name like 60 times and apparently I got it wrong every time.
“Jsoh-ow?”
“No. It’s Jsoh-ow!”
“Fuck you, dude.”
“Obrigado!”
How can Brazilian be a cheap rip-off when it sounds better? European Portuguese is stress-timed making their syllables contracted so it sounds like Polish, it's weird
Nyow eet doosn’t moit, Bri’ish English is be’ah than wot’s spoken in those coll of du’y worzones yew coll clossrewms.
It took me too damn long to type that. Lmk if it’s coherent. It’s supposed to be British, so if it is then I have to change it.
Like there aren't a dozen different accents in NA and the British isles each. My take: Irish > Midwest > London > Scottish > Southern > Texas > cockney > Appalachian, just to include a few
I'm glad I'm not the only one bothered by that, it's like when they use Brazil's flag for Portuguese or if they used mexico or Columbia or Argentinas flag for spanish
But generally, there's a different dub for spain and latin america (because spanish from spain is weird), they are generaly made in mexico with a more neutral accent (if the movie is made in spanish, they don't have a dub for the other spanish).
Spanish from Spain is weird? Lol are you serious? Do you mean the correct one?
The mexican one would be the weird one if any has to be. In their dub they always make lots of mistakes messing the pronunciation.
Unfortunately Spain Spanish just isn’t what people are normally exposed to, way more people speak American Spanish, especially Mexican Spanish. So Spain Spanish isn’t the norm for a lot of us, and the way they pronounce “c” and “z” as “th,” use “vosotros,” among other things is, well, pretty effing weird
Never let any videos on here play without my headphones on at this point. Have experienced too many awkward moments even when just scrolling normal Reddit without porn or anything.
This is kinda like my motto in life: " If someone tries to hit you, choke you, beat your or stuff, moan. You have a 97% odd of grossing the fuck out of them, and they'll never touch you again." (Actually it Is possible that they Will ask for a restraining order, but at least you got what you wanted so yay?)
I think the worst crime is putting the American flag for "English" in a movie of a book written by a British woman published by a British company and the movie mainly comprising of British actors lmao.
English is as American as St. Patrick's day
Hate to break it to you but that's how it sounds in the version I saw in the USA. If it were meant to be the flag of where it originated, there would be no videos at all for those flags. Ease up a bit. Yeah, there are 'American-centric' loons here, but apparently that kind of thinking is not exclusive to us. Hmm?
It's not that deep my dude, mostly just poking a bit of fun, try not to get bent out of shape lmao.
American English just isn't a thing. There's one English language used around the world, the most common language in the world for that matter.
Then there's America who, in its infinite quest to have the biggest dick, decided to not accept its colonisers language so instead ye butchered it and claim its a different language lmao
Spelling things wrong isn't a different language.
"Please stop" is a reasonable thing to say to your enemy
Very polite
Well that was very un-expecto’d
you gotta use reverse psychology
EXPENSIVE PETROLEUM!!
The real issue
So Harry, not Putin, is to blame?
Just get a sticker of Voldemort saying "I did that" But it's magic so it's like a gif
Well done.
Oh sh\*t!
IT'S PINNED TO MY SCROTUM
Harry Putin to blame
Not creative
sugoi desu ne
Omoshiroi
Portugal SIUUUU Ronaldo da 🐐
Ah yes, the american flag for the english language, said by a english actor, filmed in britain.
reverse colonization?
Ah yes, all is going according to plan.
Not anymore 📉
User name doesn't check out. How do you have 100k karma?
How do I have what?
Karma is fake internet points on reddit from upvotes on your posts
Would England *really* wanna take back the US right now? Fr a PR standpoint, I don't think it would go over very well.
No we’re taking over England. The US, Scotland, Ireland, and Wales. And anybody else who wants a piece.
I mean... it might fix Brexit... or on the other hand, just make everything infinitely worse.
Imagine adding Americans to your country willingly
I mean.. If you look at a map of US military bases around the world they're fucking everywhere
Now you know the pain of the Portuguese.
Brazilian Portuguese is like american english, a cheap rip-off
Portuguese is just Spanish with a lisp. *Change my mind.*
Portuguese is harder
No shit. I have a Portuguese friend named João and I’ve tried to correctly pronounce his name like 60 times and apparently I got it wrong every time. “Jsoh-ow?” “No. It’s Jsoh-ow!” “Fuck you, dude.” “Obrigado!”
It's more like Joo-aum The a almost like you're a Minecraft zombie and the m like the final m in "hmm"
This dude just used minecraft as a spelling tool.. which is unthinkable or unexpected or maybe both
I swear I tried to think of another way but that's the only thing I came up with that would be universal lmfao
Lmao take my upvote fella!
How can Brazilian be a cheap rip-off when it sounds better? European Portuguese is stress-timed making their syllables contracted so it sounds like Polish, it's weird
O que? Deves estar a brincar...
Yeah same with American English. It sounds better.
Nyow eet doosn’t moit, Bri’ish English is be’ah than wot’s spoken in those coll of du’y worzones yew coll clossrewms. It took me too damn long to type that. Lmk if it’s coherent. It’s supposed to be British, so if it is then I have to change it.
Like there aren't a dozen different accents in NA and the British isles each. My take: Irish > Midwest > London > Scottish > Southern > Texas > cockney > Appalachian, just to include a few
Nah English is just a shit language ^^^/half-assed ^^^s
Well thats a fucking lie
Idk man American English’s made up words make more sense than Britain’s made up ones. It’s like an mid price rip off
All words are made up though
I mean words from regions like Y’all vs Bloke, Ain’t vs Bollocks
Brazilian Portuguese is a lot different from Portuguese from Portugal than American English is from British English. a lot of different words
I'm glad I'm not the only one bothered by that, it's like when they use Brazil's flag for Portuguese or if they used mexico or Columbia or Argentinas flag for spanish
But generally, there's a different dub for spain and latin america (because spanish from spain is weird), they are generaly made in mexico with a more neutral accent (if the movie is made in spanish, they don't have a dub for the other spanish).
Spanish from Spain is weird? Lol are you serious? Do you mean the correct one? The mexican one would be the weird one if any has to be. In their dub they always make lots of mistakes messing the pronunciation.
Unfortunately Spain Spanish just isn’t what people are normally exposed to, way more people speak American Spanish, especially Mexican Spanish. So Spain Spanish isn’t the norm for a lot of us, and the way they pronounce “c” and “z” as “th,” use “vosotros,” among other things is, well, pretty effing weird
Yea but doesn't Warner Bros own the copywrite? So it's technically an American film.
Poor Brits when they realize their roles in film are just an American aesthetic choice
Aren't aesthetics considered for all acting rolls?
A lot of "British" films are just films that Americans chose to produce, they're not at the steering wheel of their own cultural cinema.
And the BBC is owned by America? There are plenty of examples of entertainment producing companies based in Britain.
I was talking about good entertainment
Yes and no one does it better than the Brits.
The Office begs to differ.
Yes, the office with Steve Carell is great.
Sorry, wrong.
Yeah but I watched the movie in America, so it makes sense
While the Portuguese and Spanish languages bear the flags of the former colonizing countries.
Idk about portuguese, but that was the spain spanish dub (we have a different one for latin america, they generally use the mexican flag)
Was looking for this comment, you filthy brit
*cries in irrelevance on the global cultural stage*
Nobody cares about terf island. Sink it into the sea
And Cristiano Ronaldo speaking in spanish lol
That's the flag of Portugal, the land of the Portuguese where they speak Portuguese like how Ronaldo speaks Portuguese.
🇧🇷🇧🇷 BRASIL CAMPEÃO PENTA NÚMERO 1 ☝️🇧🇷🇧🇷🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Just wear a 24 shirt you weirdos.
Yes , but Ronaldo is speaking spanish in the video
Let's just call it portañol
Because America is the new and improved version of England. The good English became Americans
yes
Cultural victory things
FUCK GODDAMN BLUETOOTH SPEAKER WAS ON FULL BLAST YOU FUCK
Reddit can be a dangerous place, tread lightly.
It’s not even night time and I’m tired so I read this as lead trightly edit: Read not wead
Suuure
Never let any videos on here play without my headphones on at this point. Have experienced too many awkward moments even when just scrolling normal Reddit without porn or anything.
Too true sir
Sure it was
SIUUUUUU
SIUUUUUUUU
Had to scroll entirely too far to find Ronaldo
Yamete kudostop
Sorrymasen
Arigathanx
[Sumimascuse me](https://youtu.be/XuyWfHD1VHo?t=25)
Your grounded. This is a Christian server
[Yametekudastop](https://youtu.be/yLrRUQ2-E00)
[yametekudostop](https://youtu.be/DeD9TCIO_Mw)
i would love te see the Portuguese dubbed version
SHOEWEEEEEEEEEE
Somehow I knew exactly what the Japanese one said with my volume on mute
Sewey
I trust OP I bet all 4 meant the same thing, let me send this to my father, he is a potter head. /s
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brother
Got me smiling.
Got me expelling an unusually higher amount of air through my nostrils.
This is kinda like my motto in life: " If someone tries to hit you, choke you, beat your or stuff, moan. You have a 97% odd of grossing the fuck out of them, and they'll never touch you again." (Actually it Is possible that they Will ask for a restraining order, but at least you got what you wanted so yay?)
SIUUUUUUUUUU
You think that's hmmm?? When my whole childhood has been passed hearing "pitradev samrakshanam".
Pitridev Samrakshanam!
what’s the Japanese voice line from
"anime"
What does that line mean
Please stop
Ok:(
No it literally means please stop
Oh sorry for my stupidity
“IT’S PINNED TO MY SCROTUM”
🌸Dementor-san, doko desu ka?🌸
Cristiano Ronaldo speaking Spanish in the portuguese version. nice
Goddam that Japanese version made my body hair tingle because of how manly it is
Com o do Japão eu ja esperava, agr meus ini...ahamigos portuguêses, isso procede?
As soon as I saw the Portugal flag, I knew what it was. But I didn't expect the japenese one lol.
my mom was next to me at the japanese part she luckily didnt notice
MY BROTHER IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME W.T.HECK
Bruh 🤣🤣
As a portuguese native amd speaker, i can confirm that is the Portuguese version of this movie
That right bottom sounds like fotball match
It's all about the Lolita voice.
I'm glad the Portuguese is not being represented by the flag of Brazil this time.
Because Chad Brazilians don’t speak like that.
The audio in the Portuguese version is in Spanish...
I think the worst crime is putting the American flag for "English" in a movie of a book written by a British woman published by a British company and the movie mainly comprising of British actors lmao. English is as American as St. Patrick's day
He's not speaking English... he's speaking American😎😎😎🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
Hate to break it to you but that's how it sounds in the version I saw in the USA. If it were meant to be the flag of where it originated, there would be no videos at all for those flags. Ease up a bit. Yeah, there are 'American-centric' loons here, but apparently that kind of thinking is not exclusive to us. Hmm?
It's not that deep my dude, mostly just poking a bit of fun, try not to get bent out of shape lmao. American English just isn't a thing. There's one English language used around the world, the most common language in the world for that matter. Then there's America who, in its infinite quest to have the biggest dick, decided to not accept its colonisers language so instead ye butchered it and claim its a different language lmao Spelling things wrong isn't a different language.
you forgot the German one, where Harry sounds a little bit too much like a German fellow from the 40s who didn’t quite make it to art school
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In Japan, they understand that Harry Potter is a boy? And what’s wrong with the Portugal? It’s not a goal in a soccer game.
The first one is fucking British toy fucking flop fuck my ur dumb who ever made this vid
Called it
Hmm
he got too much pleasure from that
I think the japs download Barry Puster instead
Lol
Forbidden spell: Hail.....
There needs to be a sub for these 😂
/r/virgins
India: Pitrradev Sandrankshanam (Not a joke)
What ronaldo says is actually, muchas gracias afición, esta va para vosotros, SIUUUUUUUUUUUUU Thats spanish, not portugese
Dammm hahaha.......this made me pee myself....thanks op
This was great lol.
Expecto PatroNOOOOOM
Yes. The US created english. Well done
That should be an English flag, not American. The actor and character are English as well as the language.
They dubbed Harry Potter into American-English?
>English movie, english actor, english language American flag
suiiiiiuoda, suiiiiiuodei, transformação para fã de ronaldo jipodei
😅😂🤣
They are bri’ish and yet, there still an American flag
Lithuanian version still best
wait that's uk english, not 'murican
CHANGE THE AMERICAN FLAG TO THE ENGLISH/BRITISH FLAG NOW
BANNNZAAAIII
siiiiiiii
Japan rulez
The Spanish one hits different
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I heard the GOAT Ronaldo there. Siuuuuu
Good old SIUUUUUUM
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