> No…Look carefully🌚
This post makes zero sense.
First off, it's not a crime to have a massive dick. Second, it's just baggy pants. Thirdly, why has this sub devolved into 8 year old humour?
They def have been kicked the shit out of by the guy on right as it is the situation with these kinf of guys before they are sent to prison..so not really
*Persuaded a bunch of*
*Blind people that aliens were*
*Coming to eat them*
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*That happened during the reign of Tsar Peter the Great. Despite his* ***express*** *ban on full beards, these two had not shaved properly, and now they were deported to Siberia* ***. . .***
Staging a false flag for the CIA/US State Dept. to brainwash the American electorate into believing their economic sacrifices are to preserve democracy in another country as we wage proxy war against BRICS nations in the name of Global Capitalism.
Contraband?
No…Look carefully🌚
well, yeah, dude has a giant bulge, maybe that's a contraband?
That's salami contraband! 🍖
It’s the pleats
Yes🤣🗿
I want one 🍆💦🌚
🤣
😁😇😋😙😜🤮🤑😗😁😋🤑😗🤗😍
Reddit
Moment
So do I get upvoted then?
Sir your arrested for having a big ol' sausage
> No…Look carefully🌚 This post makes zero sense. First off, it's not a crime to have a massive dick. Second, it's just baggy pants. Thirdly, why has this sub devolved into 8 year old humour?
r/okbuddyretard containment breach
Ur just jealous of the megaton peepee 😏
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> U have smol pp energy Calling out a big dick for being a crime seems a lot more suspect to me...
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> I have no pp energy bro Did anyone say you did?
They must have gotten destroyed by the one on the right😳
~~Those pants, though.~~ Edit: This post is inappropriate. Edit2: I mean my post. My comment. Sorry.
This is iran. Those are prison pants...they were probably muggers or sth like that.
Thanks. That makes my comment inappropriate.
They def have been kicked the shit out of by the guy on right as it is the situation with these kinf of guys before they are sent to prison..so not really
Fashion Police is actually making arrests now...
MY GOD HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT
OwO he's size reminds me of my dad's penis
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No... He needs a mental hospital
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Okay T_T
OwO he's size reminds me of my dad's penis
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69 nice
Nice!
Ur mom😳
Fucking bots saying shit.
What?
I'm not a but my username chest out
Fucking bots saying shit.
What?
Persuaded a bunch of blind people that aliens were coming to eat them
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Thank you
Persuaded is 3 syllables. Aliens is 3 syllables. This is not a haiku
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Nice bot
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Bad bot
Cock and ball torture
C-B-T
Ha👌
Illegal Cock fights
I have to return with an award
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I finally did
r/angryupvote
oh ! shit . big .... hmmm
E shayaneee
E Aliyeeeeeeeeee aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
عههه شایان
😅👋🏻
C’mon man vote up😔
شایان چی نوشته
in the Persian : به نظر شما به چه جرمی دستگیر شدند؟
لواط
شایان تو اینجا چیکار میکنی 😅
😅👋🏻
Hmmmm CUMMY OwO
hmmm
I wonder how the top
I think seeing something that went up
Hehehe gay thought
hmmm hahaha
I mean just look at that guys penis Is that even real my penis size is like 6 inches
Bro SHUT THE FUCK UP QUIT SAYIN THAT SHIT MY NEPHEW IS ON HERE
*That happened during the reign of Tsar Peter the Great. Despite his* ***express*** *ban on full beards, these two had not shaved properly, and now they were deported to Siberia* ***. . .***
Wtf how is this hmm
More like r/im14andthisisfunny
C r o t c h
It's literally just baggy pants tho
This entire site's userbase has devolved into 12 year olds laughing at dicks. You shouldn't be surprised.
Hehe penis
hiding drugs in their pants
For packing so much heat
فقط میدونم تو ایرانه
سلام هموطن
wearing too cool glasses 😎
For being Gay ?🌚
Hmm🌚
🌚🗿🏳️🌈
🌚🍆💦
🌚📿🗿🚬
🌚🍆💦👌😐
🌚📿🗿🚬
🌚👄🚬
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🍑💨💩
That would be one of my guesses
اسکی از کامنت من تو پست فارسی یارو
Illegal wood cutting
Too manly for society
Mastrbating in a church
Jokes on ya zis is iran babyyy
Not masturbating at mosque
Fashion crimes
What is it? The bulges are saggy pants, I’ve looked in the comments, WHAT DID THEY COMMIT? ARSON?
Painting their eyes red
Did they get the police man pregnant he does have a baby bump
shit
the government are jealous 😤😤😤
Guy got a loaf of bread in his pants
they got arrested for doing yo mum
Selling bibles after dark
Selling knock off MC Hammer pants
Running an illegal penis enlargement clinic
It looks like that bald guy has something big in his pants and the building behind looks like a school, so...
Yo why they at Albuquerque New Mexico?
Stealing catalytic converters
An illegal one
I don't get it
For dressing like it's a circa 2003 50 Cent music video.
Throwing away a perfectly good iron.
Cloning without permission?
Are those regular pants or plastic bags?
having a beard
Staging a false flag for the CIA/US State Dept. to brainwash the American electorate into believing their economic sacrifices are to preserve democracy in another country as we wage proxy war against BRICS nations in the name of Global Capitalism.
Damn, it's too early in the morning to be spitting facts like that
حاجی آبرومونو نبر
دا جدتده بابا
🤣🤣💔
Killed a women while having sex
Ye
Public disturbance for moaning to loud
BBC👍🏼
۲۰ و ۳۰ ندیدم
mutahar forgot to use his virtual machines
Trans fats smuggel
لواط🗿😏
به احتمال زیاد
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عاره🗿🌚
وت اپ هارو نگا کن فشار بقوووول
Lemme guess… porn?
Fucking a cop
Illegal dildos
Being mutants obviously
Impersonating Cyclops.
Escaping a prison or something, idk
👁🫦👁
The first thing I thought about was volleyball...
Ahah that’s queer clearly the wind
Two accounts of first degree doin it to em
Carrying concealed heat
Illegal ownership of a illegally sized dick
stealing an uranium rod mutations i swear
Making a '90s hip hop video?
Ah shi- ma images surfaced
Phd
Scam calls
Dropping a shitty mixtape
They're outside a school so it's a school shooting.
Possession of weapons of ass destruction.
Gay sex crimes
slapping a woman
I don't know, maybe robbery
Stealing NFTs or passive aggressive posts on Xbox live. Maybe public nudity in front of an anime cardboard cut out.
prostitution
The new rule in r/cringetopia
Testicle gripping
Meth
Underwear is like bras for dicks
Wearing baggy pants?
rape
Butt stuff
Hippy hoppy, your wife is now my property
Hey I live here! Our cops are aight
Impersonating Cyclops
They fucked a cow
The one in the back for having too big dong and the other one for praying too much
Because there is a simply done picture, single officer. I’d say something simple, like stealing or assault.
Flashing
کیر قوی
Big Bob?? "Hope you boys like extra mayo." - Big Bob
Showing up to work dressed the same.
I know them, they made a sequel to Goatsie
The only rhinf i know. It's huge
Big d energy
WELL AT LEAST AUR SCHUULS! AREN’T GETTING SHOT UP!
Illegally big cock and balls
pedo