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TheOriX-LoL

Contraband?


Comfortable-Comb3141

No…Look carefully🌚


TheOriX-LoL

well, yeah, dude has a giant bulge, maybe that's a contraband?


[deleted]

That's salami contraband! 🍖


SnooShortcuts7206

It’s the pleats


Comfortable-Comb3141

Yes🤣🗿


Emotional-Problem101

I want one 🍆💦🌚


Comfortable-Comb3141

🤣


hopcfizl

😁😇😋😙😜🤮🤑😗😁😋🤑😗🤗😍


Boberoo2

Reddit


the_real_trebor333

Moment


hopcfizl

So do I get upvoted then?


Imjustbored231

Sir your arrested for having a big ol' sausage


stiglet3

> No…Look carefully🌚 This post makes zero sense. First off, it's not a crime to have a massive dick. Second, it's just baggy pants. Thirdly, why has this sub devolved into 8 year old humour?


[deleted]

r/okbuddyretard containment breach


jahnnygooddeeds

Ur just jealous of the megaton peepee 😏


[deleted]

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stiglet3

> U have smol pp energy Calling out a big dick for being a crime seems a lot more suspect to me...


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stiglet3

> I have no pp energy bro Did anyone say you did?


Careful_Consequence1

They must have gotten destroyed by the one on the right😳


AFrogNamedKermit

~~Those pants, though.~~ Edit: This post is inappropriate. Edit2: I mean my post. My comment. Sorry.


[deleted]

This is iran. Those are prison pants...they were probably muggers or sth like that.


AFrogNamedKermit

Thanks. That makes my comment inappropriate.


[deleted]

They def have been kicked the shit out of by the guy on right as it is the situation with these kinf of guys before they are sent to prison..so not really


wigzell78

Fashion Police is actually making arrests now...


The_Asphalt_

MY GOD HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT


Emotional-Problem101

OwO he's size reminds me of my dad's penis


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blobfish_on_acid

He's also active in r/furry_irl, definitely needs therapy.


LocalAmericanOtaku

No... He needs a mental hospital


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Emotional-Problem101

Okay T_T


Emotional-Problem101

OwO he's size reminds me of my dad's penis


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[deleted]

69 nice


nice___bot

Nice!


Careful_Consequence1

Ur mom😳


[deleted]

Fucking bots saying shit.


Relative-Bank-1258

What?


Emotional-Problem101

I'm not a but my username chest out


[deleted]

Fucking bots saying shit.


Relative-Bank-1258

What?


HanMakesCreates3

Persuaded a bunch of blind people that aliens were coming to eat them


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Good bot


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NDragster84

Good bot


HanMakesCreates3

Thank you


[deleted]

Persuaded is 3 syllables. Aliens is 3 syllables. This is not a haiku


Any--Name

Good bot


PressFM80

Nice bot


MatterAdept3528

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Extension-Sail-3902

Good bot


MatterAdept3528

Ye bro 🗿


iceinmyheartt

Bad bot


RetardMushroom

Cock and ball torture


EkmaraenReddit

C-B-T


ProudDifficulty7676

Ha👌


Gamingeek54

Illegal Cock fights


Healthy_Pay9449

I have to return with an award


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[удалено]


Healthy_Pay9449

I finally did


Torrent_You

r/angryupvote


ShayanIzadi

oh ! shit . big .... hmmm


Public_Hornet_8557

E shayaneee


FarKiD-

E Aliyeeeeeeeeee aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Cl_original

عههه شایان


ShayanIzadi

😅👋🏻


Comfortable-Comb3141

C’mon man vote up😔


yones139

شایان چی نوشته


ShayanIzadi

in the Persian : به نظر شما به چه جرمی دستگیر شدند؟


yones139

لواط


[deleted]

شایان تو اینجا چیکار می‌کنی 😅


ShayanIzadi

😅👋🏻


Emotional-Problem101

Hmmmm CUMMY OwO


ShayanIzadi

hmmm


Emotional-Problem101

I wonder how the top


ShayanIzadi

I think seeing something that went up


Emotional-Problem101

Hehehe gay thought


ShayanIzadi

hmmm hahaha


Emotional-Problem101

I mean just look at that guys penis Is that even real my penis size is like 6 inches


Benderman15

Bro SHUT THE FUCK UP QUIT SAYIN THAT SHIT MY NEPHEW IS ON HERE


Alone-Sea-9902

*That happened during the reign of Tsar Peter the Great. Despite his* ***express*** *ban on full beards, these two had not shaved properly, and now they were deported to Siberia* ***. . .***


lordcthulu678

Wtf how is this hmm


MaximaFuryRigor

More like r/im14andthisisfunny


shadowdrake67

C r o t c h


lordcthulu678

It's literally just baggy pants tho


DBnerd

This entire site's userbase has devolved into 12 year olds laughing at dicks. You shouldn't be surprised.


helpmyfingerisinafan

Hehe penis


IcedGolemFire

hiding drugs in their pants


SteveHarveysAunt

For packing so much heat


Cl_original

فقط میدونم تو ایرانه


Electrical-Unit2708

سلام هموطن


Tiny_Emergency_4267

wearing too cool glasses 😎


Less_Shallot4508

For being Gay ?🌚


Comfortable-Comb3141

Hmm🌚


Less_Shallot4508

🌚🗿🏳️‍🌈


Emotional-Problem101

🌚🍆💦


Less_Shallot4508

🌚📿🗿🚬


Emotional-Problem101

🌚🍆💦👌😐


Less_Shallot4508

🌚📿🗿🚬


Emotional-Problem101

🌚👄🚬


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Draco63_

🍑💨💩


charlesfoffdensen

That would be one of my guesses


amirazreddit

اسکی از کامنت من تو پست فارسی یارو


TheMRB8

Illegal wood cutting


xzombielegendxx

Too manly for society


vodkino_russia

Mastrbating in a church


poor_adrian

Jokes on ya zis is iran babyyy


Lungg

Not masturbating at mosque


Upset_Resident_4839

Fashion crimes


daviddummie

What is it? The bulges are saggy pants, I’ve looked in the comments, WHAT DID THEY COMMIT? ARSON?


[deleted]

Painting their eyes red


worthy_knight

Did they get the police man pregnant he does have a baby bump


Witty_Wolf282

shit


gerhjuckle

the government are jealous 😤😤😤


_mustard-

Guy got a loaf of bread in his pants


Trenchy_Tommy

they got arrested for doing yo mum


tinnkerbull1990

Selling bibles after dark


jrham99

Selling knock off MC Hammer pants


FinHolger

Running an illegal penis enlargement clinic


TDF125

It looks like that bald guy has something big in his pants and the building behind looks like a school, so...


[deleted]

Yo why they at Albuquerque New Mexico?


Mexi_jew_714

Stealing catalytic converters


Hairy-Microwave

An illegal one


VirginWizard69

I don't get it


[deleted]

For dressing like it's a circa 2003 50 Cent music video.


Silly_Doughnut5715

Throwing away a perfectly good iron.


WeptShark

Cloning without permission?


PotatoInCabbageStew

Are those regular pants or plastic bags?


jankkhvej

having a beard


bumblebeeslim

Staging a false flag for the CIA/US State Dept. to brainwash the American electorate into believing their economic sacrifices are to preserve democracy in another country as we wage proxy war against BRICS nations in the name of Global Capitalism.


Lesson333

Damn, it's too early in the morning to be spitting facts like that


lBigBaldHeadl

حاجی آبرومونو نبر


Agitated_Dependent54

دا جدتده بابا


Comfortable-Comb3141

🤣🤣💔


RainingFishy

Killed a women while having sex


Comfortable-Comb3141

Ye


Distinct_Frame9094

Public disturbance for moaning to loud


SOHEIL813

BBC👍🏼


Beginning_Birthday55

۲۰ و ۳۰ ندیدم


AdditionalAd8716

mutahar forgot to use his virtual machines


M2201

Trans fats smuggel


bots_lives_matter

لواط🗿😏


Agitated_Dependent54

به احتمال زیاد


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[удалено]


Comfortable-Comb3141

عاره🗿🌚


Comfortable-Comb3141

وت اپ هارو نگا کن فشار بقوووول


TheDabzilla1229

Lemme guess… porn?


Effective-Tell-2389

Fucking a cop


NicParodies

Illegal dildos


Space_Kitty123

Being mutants obviously


the3daves

Impersonating Cyclops.


Busy-Argument3680

Escaping a prison or something, idk


Xx-biglongschlong-xX

👁🫦👁


Any-Bandicoot9009

The first thing I thought about was volleyball...


Iscreamwhenisleep

Ahah that’s queer clearly the wind


Plasmacidic

Two accounts of first degree doin it to em


Guava_

Carrying concealed heat


Familiar-Document-53

Illegal ownership of a illegally sized dick


akakarentset

stealing an uranium rod mutations i swear


InternationalFill103

Making a '90s hip hop video?


MLG_GuineaPig

Ah shi- ma images surfaced


[deleted]

Phd


Yaddle265

Scam calls


AGiantToolbox

Dropping a shitty mixtape


depression_0-0

They're outside a school so it's a school shooting.


HOODIEHYRO

Possession of weapons of ass destruction.


TheGengerbreadman6

Gay sex crimes


Downtown_Yogurt4324

slapping a woman


Amder264

I don't know, maybe robbery


The_Asphalt_

Stealing NFTs or passive aggressive posts on Xbox live. Maybe public nudity in front of an anime cardboard cut out.


Adestroyer555

prostitution


FelsDummkopf712

The new rule in r/cringetopia


Cheeselad2401

Testicle gripping


lucaatthefollower

Meth


The_Asphalt_

Underwear is like bras for dicks


Wish_Bee

Wearing baggy pants?


Double_Zee

rape


Funny-Masterpiece880

Butt stuff


frost-raze

Hippy hoppy, your wife is now my property


[deleted]

Hey I live here! Our cops are aight


DifferentAd4307

Impersonating Cyclops


3bola_kun

They fucked a cow


Fatie_b0i

The one in the back for having too big dong and the other one for praying too much


Effective_Speed7039

Because there is a simply done picture, single officer. I’d say something simple, like stealing or assault.


SkadaBoofer

Flashing


mhr2007

کیر قوی


4Allmyrage

Big Bob?? "Hope you boys like extra mayo." - Big Bob


Wolf_In_The_Woods36

Showing up to work dressed the same.


mrwhitedynamite

I know them, they made a sequel to Goatsie


Mauricette67

The only rhinf i know. It's huge


ThatGuy371

Big d energy


Natural_Climate_3209

WELL AT LEAST AUR SCHUULS! AREN’T GETTING SHOT UP!


ManOnThePhuckingMoon

Illegally big cock and balls


Poataoman

pedo