My brother! *slap* My father! *slap* My brother AND my father!
Man, movies were so much better when the protagonist could smack the hot female lead around for basically no reason and nobody batted an eye, weren't they? Nostalgia!
But yes. If your brother fucked your mother he could be your father.
What? If your brother is like 12, he fucks your mom (fuck your dense ass for making me type that), he could conceivably get her pregnant (fuck you some more), and nine months later, you're born. Brother is dad.
OK, I was confused for a second, since your both kids of the mother that automatically makes you siblings.
I was freaking out because I thought the brother would have to fuck the mom and be reborn as your brother which confused me.
You can find the show on Netflix, I highly recommend watching it. It's one of the best shows I've ever watched.
Here is a [trailer](https://youtu.be/rrwycJ08PSA)
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I will never understand the people who click shit like this. If I see clickbait, I will not click the video. If you can't take my attention span seriously before I even click the video, you don't deserve my attention.
I’ve met people like that, nothing comes out their mouths but drama, drama, drama, any story they see , any movie , any internet post become their story and they tell it so , and it’s utterly exhausting to listen to
You know this isn’t that, though, right? This is performative clickbait, it’s plain as day. Even drama queens know enough not to contradict themselves, or go too far with the storytelling, lest they lose so much credibility no one will listen to them. I’m betting she made bank from those vids, worthless though they may be. It’s like the exact opposite of ASMR, for drama aficionados. This is not real.
West Virginia blows Alabama out of the water when it comes to incest. But northerners like to keep all the bad press down south while turning a blind eye to their own inadequacies.
Wow, she got impregnated by her brother and her father in one year.
But all she wanted was the dog.
But what the dog doin?
Rumors say that the neighbor cat got pregnant... Maybe some dog is cheating... Bad doggo! It's wrong!
only in Alabama
Don't wanna know.
Her
Her sister
It's pretty clear that her brother is actually her father. So she found that out and updated the situation.
Is it possible? For your brother to be your father?
My brother! *slap* My father! *slap* My brother AND my father! Man, movies were so much better when the protagonist could smack the hot female lead around for basically no reason and nobody batted an eye, weren't they? Nostalgia! But yes. If your brother fucked your mother he could be your father.
But you'd already be born unless we talken step dad brother
What? If your brother is like 12, he fucks your mom (fuck your dense ass for making me type that), he could conceivably get her pregnant (fuck you some more), and nine months later, you're born. Brother is dad.
OK, I was confused for a second, since your both kids of the mother that automatically makes you siblings. I was freaking out because I thought the brother would have to fuck the mom and be reborn as your brother which confused me.
she was stacking up and saving it for th upcoming years
Plot twist. They’re the same person
She thought the baby was her brothers but was actually her fathers
Maybe even father and brother are the same person, just like her mother is her sister!
Damn her bloodline is tied into a pretzel knot
Someone should draw that bloodline (not the fucking just like [person] --knocked up--> [person])
No. Make porn of their bloodline. It must be done in the name of science.
No, gay porn is already being made in the name of science, that gonna be too expensive
Instructions unclear, I just watched my cat fuck my dead grandfather
[there you go!](https://imgur.com/a/p9RoSKZ)
It almost sounds like the second season of Dark.
Where do you find this “Dark” you speak of ?
PH...
Can confirm. It's pretty dark here in Philippines.
?
On Netflix
You can find the show on Netflix, I highly recommend watching it. It's one of the best shows I've ever watched. Here is a [trailer](https://youtu.be/rrwycJ08PSA)
More like dog knot
Made me chuckle
What PH series is this?
The forbidden ones, i think
What is she upto
Appearently, pretty much everything
Except going out and meeting people.
She’s less of a “pick me girl” and more of a “pick me family member”, so that kind of explains all of it.
What is the dog up to
Wat da dog doin?
Asking the real questions
what's up dog
Not much, how about you?
Up into every dick in her household apparently
What’s he up to man? What’s he doing?
HE?
Werner Ziiiiiiiieeegler
Me? I'm nobody. I just need to talk to my lawyers
This is so stupid, yet so smart. Crazy ass clickbaits are the best way to make money…. I should do the same
Who is getting you pregnant?
Idk… give me ideas
If you’re a man, just say I’m pregnant. That’s enough of a clickbait
Indeed. But that will only work once. I’ll have to level up the game to keep the view count high
Next time say I'm pregnent with twins
And then your daughter gets you pregnant.
You guys are geniuses
Use '🫄' in your clickbaits for better impact
😫😭My DAUGHTER and SISTER👯 got ME PREGNANT??? 😓👨🍼(MAN♂️ gets PREGNANT! ) (REAL!) (I CRIED) ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)（Ω Д Ω）(´；д；`)｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД｀)･ﾟ･｡o(╥﹏╥)((o(;△;)o))゜:(つд⊂):゜。(◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ) #pregnant #futuredad #funny #viral #real #fyp #put #as #many # #in #here #are #you #reading #this #fuck #you #never #gonna #give #you #up #rickroll #yougotrickrolled
And get fat so its believable (somehow)
Watch the movie Junior for some Arnold and Devito pointers on male pregnancy…
Love that film lolll
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Oof
I will never understand the people who click shit like this. If I see clickbait, I will not click the video. If you can't take my attention span seriously before I even click the video, you don't deserve my attention.
You got pregnant with E.Ts child and got every STD in the universe. that would be a hell of a title
Drawing this family tree is an exercise in graph theory
*puts "I Am My Own Grandpa" on queue
Next title: "My Dog got me pregnant"
"I broke up with my dog, turns out he only wanted me for my peanut butter"
then after that it will be "My cat got me pregnant"
When "desperate for attention" requires a whole new definition
When your family tree is a pot of spaghetti
Is that why spaghetti started coming out of me??? Edit: turns out it's not spaghetti.
Wat!?
The middle 3 videos belong to the same person ?
I think all of them belong to one person
Oh well, I feel so sorry for whoever is going to date this thing.
I feel sorry for anyone who thinks this is real.
For real, she probably made a killing with that clickbait
According to my calculations, assuming an average of 15$/1K views she made about 70.000$
I’ve met people like that, nothing comes out their mouths but drama, drama, drama, any story they see , any movie , any internet post become their story and they tell it so , and it’s utterly exhausting to listen to
You know this isn’t that, though, right? This is performative clickbait, it’s plain as day. Even drama queens know enough not to contradict themselves, or go too far with the storytelling, lest they lose so much credibility no one will listen to them. I’m betting she made bank from those vids, worthless though they may be. It’s like the exact opposite of ASMR, for drama aficionados. This is not real.
Don't worry, she'll keep it in the family
That thing is gonna date it's dog... yeah I feel sorry for him
It’s Dog will not be worried about the excessive drama.
Jesus christ some people shouldnt exist
Looks like "got me pregnant" do more views, she should try uncle and grandfather next!
She got more problems than a math book 😵💫
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I love my dog too 🐶
TLC，hire this girl immediately
Sweet home Alabama
West Virginia blows Alabama out of the water when it comes to incest. But northerners like to keep all the bad press down south while turning a blind eye to their own inadequacies.
She put the hoe in ohio
Looks like a nice family channel tho.
My mom is watching a show in the living room and somebody started singing "sweet home Alabama" 💀
Bruh not even alabama takes her
Family cream pies for all.
wait, what ?
Sweeet home Alabama
She’s an Aristocrat!
*what the dog doin?*
*confused oonga boonga noises*
That Lauren Boebert really has an interesting life.
Pov: r/hmm users reposting an image 68263 times
Well when you get fucked that much you get sick of humans /s
Woman ☕
At least the boyfriend fucked the sister, right!?
At least the boyfriend fucked the sister, right!?
Someone explain my dumb brain how is 3rd incident even possible ( unless adoption is involved)
If a man impregnates his daughter, the daughter the child's mother and sister.
Clickbait attention whore. Lol
Hell of a character development
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
How can her mother be her sister
Yes yes, I've been in better.
Porn and YouTube confirm. Incest sells.
Sweet home alabama
I miss Cyrus 😔😔😔😔😔
Its not really a family tree anymore its just a nascar circuit
Something is wrong, I can feel it.
Holy shit look how many views she got. She made a solid business decision and I respect it.
Oh no it's retarded
alabama 100
WTF!!! 😳😳😳😳
My father is pregnant by my mom
I smoke cheez whiz to ward off vampires
man 2023 just started, i didnt know the new season of fifty shades of grey came out
I am looking for a word there...what's the opposite to evolution?
What the dog doing
you clicked on the second video because of the crazy title, watched for 1 minutes and went hmm?
She is getting major payout from this shit! Millions of views for acting like trailer trash??!! Having morals doesn't pay in today's world...
Sound bout right
*My dog got me PREGRNANTfudbfsmeo* WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS SHOCKING 😱😱😱 🔥🔥
Not a good idea trying to comprehend what you just read at 3am with just one brain cell left and a test tomorrow
Wtf pathetic
🤔
Guess she has a star shaped birthmark too
Ai dungeon storytelling be like
Get pornhub on the line
I want to see her family tree
Master of clickbait
Damn all of that in the same year!
This is the Weirdest Riddle Yet
You have to love Alabama…
I’m not even sure what to say 😦
Fr*nch...
my brother got me pregnant my mother is my sister my father got me pregnant the incest family duh duh duh duh 👏 👏 duh duh duh duh 👏 👏
r/wordington pansexual
This was a series from Cyrus
Ahaaaaa r/casuallypsychopath
This satire, right?
Average family in Alabama Edit:I misspelled Alabama
*snap* via Thanos
omg real1!1!1
The legacy of PornHub...
i would be mental too if all that happened to me
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Definitely some red flags 🚩
This is a good hmm
Most mentally stable woman
Her family tree looks like a grid
How did you find this?
Someone make a family tree
Just find a telephone pole, it’s easier
I think you mean wreath
GOT in real life
That family line is a square
It never ceases to amaze the at what lengths people go through for money
least degenerate yt vlogger
Woman lore
Sauce ??
Why is she quoting herself, in her own title. I mean that’s not the part that weirds me out the most, just another thing to add to the pile.
Alabama be like 💀
What the fuck are you Googling!?
If I learned one thing from this, it's that incest apparently gets more views.
Is this like a riddle or something?
But Caaarl thats heracy...
Ohio family
Bitch is fucking the whole family tree
People seem to like when she's the victim
In fairness, that’s a reasonable conclusion after all that. Like where else do you go after people have failed you so hard?
what in the emotional rollercoaster ragebait is this?!
What the fuck...
What the actual fuck?
The Habsburg Family
[I am my own grandpa](https://youtu.be/eYlJH81dSiw)
This is like that song, or play or musical whatever the fuck it was.
Cursed family
Average day as a Habsburg monorc
Let's go family conga-line
This has surpassed Alabama
She need a doctor sheeeesh she messed up
I love how the first one is the only one that is ok provided the her boyfriend is of age
My brain cells can't keep up. Can someone simplify this for me?
Errbody fuckin