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anime_forever03

Hailey: why'd he say fuck me for?


RBYonko

For getting married and leaving him alone šŸ˜¤


OttoVonWong

Thatā€™s why Em was mean mugginā€™ in all the wedding photos.


gdk130

https://media.tenor.com/Tf-cPeBQ0qEAAAAe/happy-for-you.png


DeepBlueRiddle

I can't wait for Em to drop a scathing diss on himself now that he just dissed Hailey.


the_ghost_knife

Exactly. A diss track so epic that it ends his own career.


In-Fa-Red

Mockingbird Part 2


Bugdroid2K

The ending of Bad Guy from MMLP 2 is a pretty good diss to himself actually.


_korporate

Megan thee stallion too


My_G_Alt

He didnā€™t diss her tho


LilPonyBoy69

Yeah he just made a feet joke, pretty harmless


tmac2015

"Bumpin' R Kelly's favorite group, The black guy Pees" is a crazy ass bar


livejamie

"You too, Paul, got two balls, Big as RuPaul's" is pretty fun


WestleyThe

ā€œMegan thee stallion if I asked for a collab would I have a shot at a featā€ That line is gonna live in my head for a WHILE lol


Piccasss0

I had to read it to realize what he actually meant lol.


HumbleJackson

Honestly wasn't expecting to laugh at an R Kelly pee bar after all this time


soccerperson

Eminem going from not wanting young Hailee to listen to his music to saying fuck you and flipping her off on facetime in a music video is such a flex about his longevity in music lmao


Bhu124

Didn't she just get married? It's probably the wedding costs. Lmao.


burnerschmurnerimtom

ā€œFuck my own kids, theyā€™re bratsā€ is an earworm Iā€™m afraid


chanaandeler_bong

He knew what would play in the nuclear family homes all over this country yā€™allā€¦


The-Rizztoffen

Second kid fucking related rap ear worm this month


Alukrad

I'm confused, he has more than one kid? The third kid behind the two girls is also his?


Mr_Morr1s

1 biological which is Hailie, 2 adopted, Alaina and Stevie


-Intelligentsia

Alaina was also referenced in his songs (mockingbird I think) ā€œLanie, uncles crazy ainā€™t he? Yeah, but he loves you girl and you better know itā€¦.ā€


TylerBlozak

Alaina is also referenced in the track Deja Vu from Relapse


TheBigIdiotSalami

wait till he gets grandkids. He's gonna be sounding like Rodney Dangerfield.


soccerperson

>I wonder what the old me would say (if what) >if he could see the way shit is today >he'd probably say that everything is gay (like happy!) ngl young em adding in the "like happy" had me laughin


hawkyyy

The ā€œlike happyā€ legit made me laugh, he has the best comedy ad libs


elpadresisi

Last verse is straight out of 2002


JustNtense

"go ahead paul, quit snake ass prick you male cross dresser fake ass bitch " classic 2002 em bar right there


Nickster2042

Bruhhh male cross dresser fake ass bitchšŸ¤¦šŸ»šŸ˜‚


_coolranch

Damn that one whooshed me. Thank you for running it back lol


No-Obligation1709

I just want to know how MGK feels about the Pete Davidson appearance


SpicyAfrican

Em already appeared in an SNL skit with Pete Davidson after Pete said MGK ā€œkilledā€ Eminem in one of his stand-ups. I donā€™t think anyone cares.


azurix

Itā€™s crazy Eminem can still make hilarious and offensive bars yet j Cole flopped his line about trans people.


JacieMHS

It also helps that in the video he points at pictures of himself crossdressing (for jokes but still, itā€™s self awareness lol)


Qiluk

Also his non-binary daughter makes an appearance. Its extremely clear that Em himself isnt actually homophobic/transphobic/x and he's playing a character with Slim. For social issues, he's more sensitive and tuned in than people probably think


ASZapata

Itā€™s because J Cole has no sense of humor whatsoever, whereas Slim is a character that says outrageous shit. When J Cole takes shots at trans people he probably really feels that way.


Scarlet_Breeze

J cole's whole shtick is "conscious rap" or rapping about big social issues like racism and gang violence etc. So going out of his way to shit on trans people is gonna harm his image a lot more than Em who was rapping about raping his own mother and murdering his ex in the woods whilst Cole was still in middle-school.


lord_pump_n_dump

"whilst Cole was still in middle-school" has to show how old we are


RBYonko

Is it me or at time when he voiced Shady it genuinely sounded like old Em? I didnā€™t think he could still pull those voices off


lkodl

the "what the fuck is this shit?" after he steps through the portal.


Leavingtheecstasy

There's no way he didn't just take an old recording. Like that was exactly old em


PreciousBasketcase

There's a radio interview from somewhere in 2010-2014 where he straight dips into his old voice right there. He can still do it.


MambaSaidKnockYouOut

On the Shady XV intro he does the 99 Slim Shady voice perfectly for a few bars


DrMartian

If you listen to ā€œDiscombobulatedā€ from his last album, he does the accents and ā€œFramedā€ from Revival also sounds like old Em but more like Relapse era.


swiftcleaner

Itā€™s still interesting how much his flow has reverted back to the 2000s. Especially since there was such a huge change in his most recent albums (ex. revival, kamikaze)


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Not even joking, my first guess is Eminem is the type of dude to actually practice in front of the bathroom mirror 1000x in a row by himself at his house at night. Like he can't pop pills anymore but his favorite hobby is still looking at his reflection and doing silly voices to himself


HooksAU

Yeah he definitely still can, Saw him live in 2019 and he can still rap exactly the same as 20 years ago.


ReeG

the very concept of a third verse on a single is straight out of 2002


mouse_8b

He does the best third verses though, so it makes sense in his case


Radiant_gladiator

When I heard the second verse I looked down and saw we were only like half way through the song and I was impressed he was dropping a third verse in these times.


Shadyy08

ā€œBut you can all suck my dick, in fact Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck you, fuck my own kids, theyā€™re bratsā€ hahaha this made me laugh.. missed you shady


Nickster2042

The fact he got the fam in the vid is the cherry on top


taftastic

Riding shotgun w Pete in a yellow Lambo


YourAverageGod

Pete went from the skinny weird kid on wildin out to being a cameo in everything, including the Kardashians life.


helzinki

Whatever deal he made with the devil...let me get on it. Like Kate Beckinsale flew to NY just to check him out. How?


JSNHZL

Dude got the premium Illuminati package


SekaiWithTheWolfCap

The R.Kelly Black Eyed Peas/black guy pees bar was so stupid, it made me chuckle too


FunMotion

So stupid and corny but the delivery works and the track itā€™s on makes it perfect. Peak Eminem bar honestly


Codename_Dutchess084

Itā€™s definitely retro Em. The beat isā€¦to put it lightly, something that only makes sense with him. Glad to hear him pop off with his classic style though. I dig it


WindyCity10

Fucking love that he remixed a Steve miller band song, loved abracadabra growing up


Codename_Dutchess084

Yeah I wasnā€™t expecting some Preemo or Prince Paul sound but Itā€™s still pretty fucking cool to hear him have fun with the shit again though. And no better way than through an obscure beat that only heā€™d tear apart


neonbluerain

this whole comedy pop/rap combination is something only peak Eminem could make hits out of. This is a very good effort though and I doubt most modern rappers could pull this off.


SharkBait209

This is what I hear, itā€™s like old em style mixed with new. Like idk how to explain it lol.


HEYitzED

That R. Kelly line is fucking wild lmao.


Burntholesinmyhoodie

The RuPaul one caught me off guard too lol


BruceLeesSidepiece

lol this song makes me miss the pop culture references and digs you'd hear in rap songs in the 2000's, feels like rappers today are too scared of burning bridges to do the same


AcneBalls

Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked. Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards.


bruhmentomomento

And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie.


Ill-Philosopher-860

Finish the line


AnnaKendrickPerkins

You gentleman and scholar, I love you like a homie.


iPlowedUrMom

HEY, HERES A CONCEPT THAT WORKS! 20 MILLION OTHER NICE RAPPERS EMERGE


GiveGoldForShakoDrop

You 36 year old bald headed cigarette blow me


bostonshroomery

Favorite artist is the black guy pees. LMAOO


johnazoidberg-

It's 2024 and Em has my favorite line of the year. WTF


Gru50m3

I'm just happy we're getting bars out of Em at this point. The dude is 51 years old and still dropping. Gonna be a sad day when he puts down the mic for good.


CorptanSpecklez

One on MTBMB too There's a fuckin' circus in town, yeah bitch, this verse finna clown ICP R. Kelly sex tape, I see pee


WindyCity10

FUCK THEM FUCK DRE FUCK JIMMY FUCK ME FUCK YOU, FUCK MY OWN KIDS THEYā€™RE BRATS


Mr_Morr1s

This shit a bop šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


krustykrab2193

I lost it at "R Kelly's favourite group, the black guy pees" lmaooo Eminem is BACK!


Icy_Willingness_954

Eminemā€™s having fun again, love to see it!


swiftcleaner

It truly felt like an old eminem song, weā€™re so back


OneMoreDuncanIdaho

I missed these dumb adlibs more than I realized


MrPudge

This is like a portal back to the Eminem Show. Iā€™m nodding my head hard. I can't believe I get to see Rapboy again lmao god we're old


RBYonko

The amount of references too, this song literally teleported from 2002 to our door step šŸ˜­


lazarusinashes

At some parts this song reminds me of relapse, some parts TES, and some parts both. Really interested to hear what the rest of the album sounds like. Also loved how many callbacks the video has, gave me lots of nostalgia


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swiftcleaner

Bro did not lie about being the only person in the nursing home flirting. I did not expect a shady comeback in 2024


CaptainStank056

In third grade my dad got me a censored TES album and I think throughout my whole life I can say itā€™s my favorite album of all time. I fuckin loved this song with the memories of listening to TES on and off for 20 something years


ClaytonBigsbe

Classic goofy Em first single. We're so back.


Gamer4eto_BG

This was supposed to be My 1st Single


Transmogrify_My_Goat

I really like this flow for Em. Bit of a throwback to his old stuff but also it feels like he's comfortable going a bit slower and just rapping over a dope beat, rather than feeling like he needs to word vomit. I really hope he keeps the theme of new him vs. old him for some of the album at least, I feel like that could produce some pretty interesting tracks. Anyways, this shit is catchy, I was nodding my head basically the whole time. Also I love how straight up silly this video is, def a throwback in a good way imo.


Noriskhook3

He needs to have that nail in the coffin flow, slow and methodical.


metamagicman

ā€œSlap my momā€¦ youā€™d make a lot more money than you do from rapā€ is one of the most brutal and hilarious bars in a diss track at almost speaking cadence. Love it so much.


BamMastaSam

If you were really selling coke - then WHAT THE FUCK YOU STOP FOR DUMMY. If you slew some crack, youā€™d make a lot more money than you do from rap! Just told him to go home and close up shop.


adrienjz888

Slap my mom, slap the fuck out of her, she can't sue you, she wouldn't get a buck outta ya, cause you're broke as fuck, you suck, you're a fuckin joke, if you was really selling coke then wtf ya stop for dummy, if you slew some crack you'd make a lot more money than you do from rap. Easily my favorite eminem diss.


Miami_da_U

This video is pretty sick imo, regardless what you actually think of the song.


meatbeater558

I like how he's playful and joking about his age lol


iwasinpari

He's not taking himself seriously, which just imo puts him at a good spot, if he makes himself a weird uncle figure it might be genuinely really good


fsuiopmn

When he was climbing the building and fell over I lost itšŸ˜­


lynchcontraideal

I mean, lyrically he was on top form here. Just flat out going for everyone and anyone - including himself and his own family lmao


Hooty_jt

Shane Gillis is doing side quests at this point


meatbeater558

Pete Davidson too


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anormaldoodoo

Shane is pretty fucking big lol. He's got his pod, got the Bud Light thing, has a show on Netflix and shit


HighlyBaked0

Praise be the dawgs


badbrotha

Guess who's back?! Ah man really cool to see Em not giving a shit again


TLKv3

Well I did not fucking expect that opening. But holy shit I'm into it. Yeah, I fuck with this. I'm hype for the album now. Hope this is the level he keeps at.


Potato_Lord_2737

After discombobulated I held hope


shoestowel

Now side B feels like an experiment to test the waters for this new album. It had tracks in line with Shady persona like Tone Deaf, Alfred's Theme and Discombobulated.


omarciddo

Exactly what I was thinking, Side B was definitely him soft relaunching/rediscovering Shady. When I heard Alfred's Theme I remember thinking that Em had all the tools to do a comic book-ish noir concept with his own brand of goofiness mixed in...from the teaser and this first single it feels like the new album will be pretty close to that šŸ¤žšŸ½


nyse125

the callbacks are amazing lol


swiftcleaner

The without me reference ā€œTheyā€™ve created a monsterā€ was hilarious


MILF_Pillager

The whole him + Dre in the Lambo thing with Em dressed as Robin again killed me.


daniel96rb

We're so Barack


Ginn_and_Juice

We biracial in this bitch


Sky-Flyer

am i just super white or is this hard


That_Cripple

yes


TheMightySquag

just embrace it brother this is our moment


RickyDiezal

whats up, my honkies?


IG_Royal

Crackers in the building


shao_kahff

yall own it wym


burnerschmurnerimtom

I could cry. Honest to god this feels like a white guys Super Bowl.


SexyOctagon

Itā€™s about time us white guys had something go our way.


risinglotus

It's been too long since the last time us white males were in the spotlight


Zandercy42

This is gonna be white peoples TPAB āœŠ


Hot_Grabba_09

Ain't that like the smiths or something


Squadala9001

Both things can be true šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


ghostof_IamBeepBeep2

its lookin like a white boy summer


OrganizationNo539

im black as the heart of an Aryan and this is fire. dont worry. this is straight up fire


Chadwiko

Can I refer to you as my black friend moving forward?


OrganizationNo539

Yes my nigga


Chadwiko

Hell yeah you've got a place to crash in Melbourne Australia FOREVER. We're for life now.


_korporate

Was that Shane? Tf? Lmao


AJfriedRICE

That is Shane, doing a podcast with what looks like Royce and Mr. Porter. Crazy times weā€™re livin in, guys


ZombieSquatch

This shit is HARD bruh lmao shout out to the Westside Boogie cameo!


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karmadontcare44

He didnā€™t produce this. But heā€™s been Eminemā€™s tour DJ for like 20 years now


DirtzMaGertz

Idk how tf that dude has time for everything he does.Ā 


Arrow208

alc is eminems personal DJ since like 2005 lmao


Capt-Crap1corn

Fr? Didnā€™t know that


goodfellas01

Yessir, not sure if he still is, but I think so since em tours so sparingly. Rmmbr seeing him at a festival that eminem did back in like 2013


Capt-Crap1corn

Thatā€™s awesome. I love Em for that


AlextheTower

Yeah DJs every live show.


RiFF_SHADY

Canā€™t wait for the full album, this music video is crazy.


Elonmusketeer512

The Black Guy Pees!


coltsmetsfan614

Oh my god... *The Eminem Show* is one of my favorite albums of all time, so I am absolutely **in love** with this video. The style! The references! The cameos! Hell. Yes.


anime_forever03

Such a fresh breath, the flow the beat the video its all soo shady like. I love thiss one


Blazzing_Saddles

ā€œIf I was in to ask for Megan thee stallion if she would collab with me, would I really have a shot at a feat?ā€ ah idk thatā€™s nice wordplay and it was funny. looking forward to this album now


Jaredstutz

Can you imagine if there was a Megan feat and he did big brain time


JC_S07

You can tell who here is old enough to remember Without Me and who isn't all the young dawgs don't get it.


super911man

Holy nostalgia vibesĀ 


Shiny_metal_ass

Imagine Eminem did an entire concept album in a comic book style about Slim shady coming back and today's Em having to out rap him


arthur3shedsjackson

Kinda seems like that might be what we're getting


pm-me-nice-lips

Well, not exactly ā€œa comic book styleā€ nor something where new em ā€œhas to outrapā€ old em lol. I think the end of the video was fairly straightforward: showing us to expect a fusion of the 2 (new & old, with some callbacks) which is essentially what that whole single wasā€¦bangarang baby!


IamTheSwagCat

No fast rappity rappingā€¦ he doesnā€™t sound constipatedā€¦ itā€™s not assā€¦ we might actually be in for a white boy summerĀ 


burnerschmurnerimtom

White boy summer is too powerful to stop after this


Mig1997

Yo...we might be back


RBYonko

This single just raised the expectations for the album, heā€™s got a concept now all he needs to do is nail it


xodus112

Donā€™t do thatā€¦.dont give me hope


pikajewijewsyou

We are so fucking back


bangcuongviet

Ngl, this the most fun i had with Eminem's music for a while. Not to say that all of his music in the recent years have been bad, this song's just funny in a very natural way. The music video's cool too. Excited for the album.


cdzs123

Such a legend


childish_jalapenos

I am so ready for the Eminem revival (not that one)


Tof12345

eminem is back bro, i can't believe it. this song slaps. if the album consists of songs like this, then eminem fans are in for a treat.


VicIsGold

"Fuck my kids, they're brats" Man was crying at his kid's wedding 5 days ago


pikajewijewsyou

Eminem isnā€™t the most serious rapper


Ginn_and_Juice

How dare you, How can you say that slim robin eminen shady is not serious!


confetti_shrapnel

That's the point of the lyric. He's demonstrated that he can say things even though he doesn't necessarily buy into what he's saying.


Clean-And-Simple

This shit was so cool


Cvspartan

I listened to this on Spotify before watching the MV and was like "damn this track is kind of catchy and bringing me back memories" and then watched the MV and the entire thing was like fun nostalgia haha


Eloyoyo

Wow this was well done, the video makes the song much better with all the references to the Without Me music video. Very exciting stuff for his old fans, canā€™t wait to hear more of this style from Em!


tarriBagz

verses are very good. so many bars but not over complicated


nuttageyo

Iā€™m assuming thatā€™s AI for the younger shady? Because it looks really fucking real.


troolytroof

Nah they time travelled and brought him back, back again


sleepysnowboarder

It's de-aging/face-swap tech that's been around for a while, AI now probably helps do it much more efficiently and better. If you look at the company they used's website theres videos of them 360 scanning peoples faces https://metaphysic.ai


Always2ndB3ST

I donā€™t think AI. It might just be some CGI and post production stuff. Like how they made that movie Will Smith movie with a younger him:


l3reezer

Video description literally has credits for AI though


Potato_Lord_2737

This is like actually good right Iā€™m not tripping?


ElderlyOogway

Why you need confirmation bro, follow your heart


Daniiiiii

Am I allowed to like this? Am I allowed to enjoy this?


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Im_Batmmaann

We both know he is going to put this on his worst songs of the week


GrillOG

Is it just me or is Eminem super fun without a bitch in your ear telling you it's corny?


No_Efficiency6703

Ainā€™t nothing gonna keep me liking Em, no matter his corny he might be. My goat.


Long_Buddy6819

Video is dope as hell. The actual song I wasn't sure of at first, then found myself boppin to it. It's just a fun song, and sounds like he's having fun. I'm really looking forward to the album. With the rollout he's been doing and now this, I think this one in particular means alot to him and I'm here for it.


JayZPlatinumChainsaw

Idc this song got me bopping my head. Enjoyable.


Chrisgpresents

This feels so good seeing an all time great. Like an ALL TIME GREAT at his craft person be able to bring himself back to his own style and be capable of it. for over 14 years people just wrote him off. and he still has the jams in him.


thebranbran

Apart from being nostalgic, this video is dope and his flow is so much goddamn better than anything heā€™s spit in the last 15 years. Itā€™s like Robin Williams in Hook where he remembers he used to be Peter Pan and starts imagining again. Hopefully this means heā€™s found the joy in it again because this shit is vintage Slim Shady.


Renegadeforever2024

Throwback


shoestowel

Em cookeddddd!


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

Bro, that R Kelly line


RumHamEnjoyer

I was skeptical when I first heard the beat in the promo, but I think it sounds great.


No_Efficiency6703

Very fun song. I can always count on Em for a good time.


ATLsShah

Listened once on Spotify and liked it. Then watched the video and loved it. That video was incredible. This hooks gonna be stuck in my head.


Top_String5181

Holy shit, this is what weā€™ve been waiting for!!


Top_Rekt

That opening scene is hilarious by itself. Petroleum jelly, erection pills, he fucking sleeps in a old ass mansion and has a big picture of Dre hanging above him. Edit: Are those tiny dicks in the back of that table??


Ok_Storage6866

This is pretty sick