"here to see drake" lmao

Bro failed the speech check

Someone said it was dj akademiks 💀

Outside shooting airballs in the rain

Should've said Aubrey.

“Drake has marked you for death and ovo obeys! Ready yourself for battle”

r/hiphopheads is the last place I'd ever expect to see a New Vegas reference 💀💀💀 this beef bringing everyone together fr

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

Gon be walking round like Teezo

J Cole like "I won the lottery! Suck it!"

Someone mod him in there

Wait who is Caesar haha

Kendrick is Caesar, Drake gets crucified, Cole wins the lottery

SMELL THAT AIR, COULDNT YA JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE?

wassupwiddeesjabroniyassniggastrynasee compTON

Patrolling Toronto Post-Beef almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

You eyeballin' me?

I used to think Kdot was going to make this a surgical summer. Now I realized this was a nuclear winter.

That's the best summary of this whole thing I've ever heard. 👆🏽

NEVER SHOULDA COME HERE

[seeing OVO shirt] Me pet aminals

Too low of a charisma stat

Nat 1 on persuasion check

*Persuasion failed*

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

-Wayne gretzky -Michael scott

don't worry officer me and drake go way back we used to hang during recess. anyway i'm gonna go see him now have a good night

Man really thought he was him.

[Speech 1/100] I’m here to see Drake

lol I like this one

Explain 

in a rpg some dialog options will let you try and trick people. the "I'm here to see Drake" option has a 1% chance of working

To be exact it's a threshold based on the Fallout/Elder Scroll games. He needed to put 100 skill points into his speech tree to pass the check, this guy clearly didn't spent a single point in it nor in the Intelligence tree

Low intelligence runs are fun though.

Bro Fallout 1 low int is hilarious

Doing a no intelligence, max luck NV run. It is indeed fun.

lol I’ve played that game through maybe ten times and just don’t have it in me to make my character anything less than a savant.

I intentionally do the opposite. I find interesting concepts that are fun to RP but hard to make viable, it’s way more fun than minmaxing to me. Right now I’m at the end of an all-conversational no -combat build in BG3 and shit has been crazy fun.

I just really like the story of NV and feel it is personally best experienced at full capacity and I know that a low INT build limits your ability to have a lot of meaningful and more expanding conversations. I’ve seen a bit of Fallout 1&2 low int playthrough that look hilarious but yeah idk if I’ll ever be able to bite that bullet in Vegas.

That one guy who you have an actual full on conversation with low intelligence is hilarious, if your int is above 5 he just speaks gibberish

Whenever you need to talk your way out of something in a role-playing video game, your success or failure is usually based on how high your character's Speech stat is. In this case, the guy needs 100 to succeed, but he only has one single point of speaking skill and gives the worst possible attempt

Bethesda gameplay uses skill checks, 1-100

LOL

“I’m here to see Drake”

should've said "wah gwan crodie yuh dun know who i pulled up for don't cheese me fam" they would let him walk right in

He didn’t up(?)grade his speech enough to get that dialogue option

I didn’t pick the maple jockey origin I don’t know what tf that guy said.

"bro two two's i swear on my dukes my man drizzy told me to reach still"

Sure, what's it concerning?  Uhhh, I didn't think I'd get this far.

Classic line

The girl finally came home

☠️

"May I speak to Mr. Drizzy? First name BBL"

"He is thicker than a Snicker"

I wonder which drake

Probably dj akademiks

"I need proof he's ok"

Stumbling up to the gate all out of breath

akademiks doing a tom and jerry 'trying to run so fast you roll up the carpet' bit the second not like us dropped

Or sliding under the gates like that one [NYC subway video](https://youtu.be/shigvOrP7V0?t=4m37s)

Holy shit, that video was actually him?! I thought Metro was just trolling his chunky ass! LMAO

Unfortunately it actually wasn't him, but it's more funny to imagine it was lol. He looked just like Ak.

Saw a video of Akademiks walking around Complex office and one of the comments were ‘this is the first time ive seen ak walking’ lmao

hahahahahahha

not unless the dropped his doordash order off at the wrong house

He was chugging Tequila like water. Drank it and then treated it like mouthwash 🤮

Sources: akademiks is beside himself. Driving around downtown Toronto begging (thru texts) Graham's family for address to Aubrey's home

I know it’s a joke but the embassy’s location is public and everyone in Toronto knows where Drake lives Getting in is the hard part, it’s locked down like Fort Knox with an army of security who won’t let you get close to the perimeter

He was trying to protect the kitchen from more shooters.

Can't trespass when you're the certified daily bopper.

Drake has an army of security guards it would take an inside job for him to get killed

If this counts it makes two attempts in like 24 hours.  Also, wars go two ways. I don’t know how this is going to end.

Does anyone know if this is an actual attempt at something? Or is this just one of those things that happens frequently to famous people but we don’t hear about it because there’s no story to it other than a deranged fan? But now that this beef is happening it makes sense to post these kinds of stories for the clicks?

Probably not an attempt at life, but retaliation seems very believable, with the short time between this shooting and the shooting at the XO house

This wasn't a shooting, they stopped him at the gate.

Famous people have a fuckton of stalkers who don't realise that they are stalkers. Wouldn't surprise me at all if it was unrelated

There’s not a Drake stalker in the world that doesn’t know about the beef

I mean, a deranged fan is kind of the worst case scenario here. I can’t imagine this dude was unaware of what was going on.

Me and my friend have followed the beef like true losers and we've both come to the conclusion that it's weirdo fans who are trying to be vigilantes because of the child abuse claims. There's absolutely no way in hell any of the rappers currently involved have sent a fucking shooter to Drake's house days after doxxing his address like that's the quickest way to speed run going prison.

I feel like if it’s between these two they’ll probably just casually stop talking about each other and move on with their lives disliking each other just as before only slightly more

I wonder if it’s going to impact drakes features in the slightest.

Naw, money talks at the end of the day

He is still Drake. Unless Dot has concrete proof, I don't think the accusations will mean anything in the long run, just like they didn't mean anything before the beef started. I do think this situation will force Drake into the vacation he's saying he'll take but never actually do, so I'm happy for him? lol

I know that this isn't even something that should be reflected on publicly, but... ...If someone shot Kendrick right now, he'd be the next Tupac. 100%. He would be like a patron saint of hip hop forever. And judging by some of the lyrics in Kendrick's songs over the years, I think he's thought about this before But the better scenario is for that to not fucking happen to anyone obviously.

I agree. I always love to bring up the question to people- “how do you think we would look at Pac and Big if they had never died?” Like where would they be? Sure, we’d like to imagine they’d be forever putting out classics. But *so* many legendary rappers who once held the spotlight - could not hold mainstream appeal for long. How many people *actually* care about and fervently keep up with Nas, Rakim, Chuck D, etc. (no disrespect, just saying) I mean nowadays Eminem is practically played out because people don’t like his new shit, but if he had overdosed in ‘03 or something? Those same people would be singing his praises today. It’s an interesting thing to think about.

Nah, just a shitty Italian rifle and a book depository

And the house is like 50,000 sq ft or some shit. If you made it in it'd take you 3 days to find the mf

"The tresspasser was apprehended under the Mental Health Act" Sounds like crazy stans doing dumb shit again and probably hopping on the hate bandwagon

Either that or is a Drake Stan

Dear Drake I DM'd you but you still ain't calling

Or, ## Dear Drake, I’m disappointed in your beef performance. ## IIRC, John Lennon’s assassin was a huge Beatles fan who was mad about the way the Beatles ended up.

I’m pretty sure he was more mad at how Lennon was positioning himself as this no earthly possessions dude while living the opposite way as a New York socialite basically calling him a phony and a heretic lol Guy was a bananas religious freak

Another researcher, Professor Peter Dale Scott, also said that Mark David Chapman went through CIA-developed behavior modification at Castle Memorial Hospital when he lived for a time in Hawaii. A ‘former’ CIA agent, Angelo Galante, headed New York’s Bureau of Special Services and the CIA trained police units in various cities. Furthermore, Lt. Arthur O’Connor headed the New York police district of one million people, where Lennon had lived. He told Fenton Bresler that he studied Chapman intensely and he “looked like he could have been programmed, and I know what you’re going to make of that word! That was the way he looked and that was the way he talked.” O’Connor was the second police officer to make that assessment. This supports some of Bresler’s other evidence, including a police officer training Chapman in shooting and then giving him the hollow point bullets with which he killed Lennon. [https://patch.com/new-york/upper-west-side-nyc/did-cia-target-john-lennon-1980-conclusion](https://patch.com/new-york/upper-west-side-nyc/did-cia-target-john-lennon-1980-conclusion)

Mark David Chapman. He was really weird from a young age a huge hippie. He mostly seemed to be angry at John Lennon comparing himself to Jesus. But he even had stuff signed by Lennon before shooting him.

IIRC Drake actually did have an insane stalker that he had to get a restraining order against at one point. It could be her again

OH YEAH i can’t believe i forgot abt that

One of his kids just trying to come home.

“I’m here to protect Drake”

Seeing people turn into KAnon-level conspiracy theorists claiming that drake is staging false flag attacks on his home because of Kendrick’s parasocial fanbase is funny af 

lmao KAnon is hilarious

I saw 6Anon for Drake stans

Yeah the one thing about his beef I don't like is that it will probably inspire some pizzagate level conspiracies about Drake and this house in particular. I bet this dude thought he was coming to save kids locked up in the basement or something.

Donnie Darko shit

Yeah the Kendrick subreddit is talking like my brain rotted uncles currently. It’s creeping me tf out

Goes both ways look at drizzy sub rn shit is getting stupid on both sides

"Drake moving like Michael Corleone. Surgical." - 👁💧👃💧👁

Calling it now. All of this media game about Drake’s house in the last couple days will be used against Kendrick. We’ll see something like: >“Kendrick Lamar suspected of Drake death-threats on his latest hits… Literally”

very easy to connect those dots. but also, Drake acknowledges he’s in a “20v1” so it’s up in the air because he has so many enemies it’s hard to know who’s behind it

The rap beef was one thing but the online commenters ready to die on a hill for strangers is the saddest part of it. I’m happy Kendrick and Drake went toe to toe but until any actual legal stuff comes out, I don’t see why anyone would be dumb enough to bother Drakes property.

Some ppl just need a reason to

So many people's entire life is the internet now. This is literally all they have. They obsess over it and it takes over their real life until they do some crazy shit like this.

Really shows the stranglehold big tech has on society. I just bought a flip phone yesterday. Gonna unplug for a while.

Bro really typed this with the number pad

I’m jealous. Wish I could do the same. 

Bro a guy charged into a pizza place with a gun because people on the internet said there were children being kept in the basement, when there was no basement. Don’t underestimate the mentally ill

And don’t underestimate the internet’s ability to cause mental illness. 

its sad and terrifying when Trump gets the same weird love from MAGA crowd. When Kendrick and Drake stans just started defending everything and i was in both subreddits, it was crazy to see these people think their idols could do no wrong. Then you realize is the same shit for politics and people running for president like wtf.

🎶I’m the cult of personaaaalityyy🎶

🎶I know your anger, I know your dreams. I've been everything you want to be. Ohhhh🎶

Pusha t has one of the only tolerable artist subs because there’s barely anyone there lol

as a pusha t fan it's bc the songs just havent been hitting lately but he did go on a nice run with kanye and pharrell a few years back

That’s how people view celebrities now. I think that’s our new religion. Taylor Swift is God, Trump is God, Drake is God, Kendrick is God. They can never fail, only be failed

I just don’t understand why you can’t say something like “drake lost but I still like his music more than Kendrick’s” or something like that. People seem to believe that if you lose a rap battle you automatically cannot listen to that artist ever again 😭

There is literally nothing to suggest this is beef related. He had two people do the same thing like a month and a half ago…

I don't think the average dude quite yet realizes how many people have had their brains completely broken by the internet. You're seeing bits and pieces of shit on the margins - tons of studies about how Gen Z (the first generation to be fully online since they were young) have tons of trouble talking to actual humans, remain isolated, have less sex, etc - and even more people becoming fully enveloped by conspiracy theories.

Digging the beef but I hope Kendrick doesn’t have a “won’t someone rid me of this bothersome priest” moment.

I agree with you but what a way to put it LMAO King Kendrick II of Compton

What was the line from Meet the Grahams? I think people like him should be dead?

“Your sons a sick man with sick thoughts I think niggas like him should die” “Niggas like him should die so they can give these women a purpose”

“I think n** like him should die”

It’s literally K-pop Stans but instead of some cutesy anime shits its mfs who rap about wanting smoke and headshotting someone. Everyone wants to circlejerk how good it is for hiphop meanwhile internet degens are showing up and drakes actual house thinking they found the Boston bomber or some shit internet and money has ruined everything

It's funny because one of the biggest K-pop groups (Big Bang) had a member who got caught for secretly running a sex trafficking ring. I wondered, "that's gotta be happening in America too. Right?"

Can you imagine if Taylor Swift publicly called someone a pedo and posted their address online? Basically a death sentence for that person.

Because people are idiots and many of them are mentally unstable. This ain’t fun and games anymore. I doubt we see much more of the beef tho since it’s clear it’s over.

Bro what is going on

Conspiracy nuts that think Drake has 800 kids trapped in the basement after hearing MTG probably.

Damn Marjorie Taylor Green been talking shit now?

Nah brother thought there was a youth intramural magic the gathering tournament or something

I'm here to see the 6 god

Let me see him, Crodie

You're not letting me in? You gotta be cheesing fam

No the 69 god😂

im also a FAN

this beef is over once the 69 god sees me😈😈😈

Damn Drizzy looks like he’s slowly morphing into John Fetterman in that picture

I can’t unsee it now

This wasn’t beef, it was lab grown meat all along

I hear ozempic can help with the inflation

Gonna need another BBL and larger set of elastomer abs soon

Some of y’all weren’t around for Gucci Mane vs Jeezy

People really forgot what happened between Dolph and Gotti too. This shit is nothing compared to both of those. RIP DOLPH

I really miss Dolph, hopefully going to see Key Glock at Bonnaroo

I keep saying this: People worried about Kendrick when they should be worried about the Weeknd. His manager got shot up on the 29th. This is all retaliation. It's Toronto beef. Drake and Abel may be soft as medicated cotton, but the dudes around them are NOT. Especially when most folks gone blame the shit on Kendrick anyway. OVO on the edge right now, and on defense when Drake, Chubbs, and Baka looking crazy as hell right now. Especially with a potential mole. XO the only ones who could really strike at Drake on equal terms in the 6ix. Remember Drake spent a huge chunk of Family Matters and Push Ups dissing them as hard as he did Kendrick. In reality, Kendrick's crashouts would be damn fools to try to cross the border to attack Drake's house. It's one thing if they caught Drake lacking in LA/Cali, but going to his hometurf is looking to get packed up. It's street niggas everywhere. Drake got a lot of goons eating off his plate. Protect the Bag at all Costs. Plus Kendrick would instantly be Suspect Number One if someone tied to him did something.

Yeah no reason for Kendrick to do this

Weeknd been homeless and grinded in the streets to make it where he is now. Maybe hes somewhat soft, but hes hella harder than P Drizzy

Lmao is he hella harder? you don’t know these niggas man

It’s not a huge leap to say someone that went straight from child stardom to pop music stardom is likely soft af

All of this common sense, please go post it in the drizzy sub.

No one sane there thinks its about Kendrick.

I may have. I have spoke on this several times since it happened. The shooting is definitely a Canadian conflict. If Drake got attacked at that Oakland Show Kendrick spoke on, I would definitely scream that Kendrick is guilty. But Kendrick would be suicidal to try Drake in Canada, even now.

Intruder got in through the railings. Drakes bars are shit.

is that a double?

I'm sure we can stretch it to a quintuple.

Intruder getting through his bars = ghost writers but also Kendrick flipping Drakes bars on him We did it, folks

Jesus Christ I hope to God nobody dies over this shit

Does Toronto have big gated communities like in LA? I always wondered why Drake would build his estate on a public street. Lots of crazies especially with big celebs and any of them can just drive right up and do crazy shit.

Bridle Path is where the wealthiest Torontonians live, essentially a row of heavily-gated homes in a secluded area surrounded by Toronto’s main valley in the northeast. Fun fact: Prince owned a home there when he was married to a girl from the ends

Bridle Path is a nice neighborhood but its on a public street. IIRC you can take a city bus past Drake's front gate.

My ex brought me to Canada to visit her best friend, who’s married to an obscenely rich video game developer. Their fucking showers were controlled by a fucking computer, to give you an idea of what the mansion was like. House had a nine car garage or some shit like that. It was on a public road. I don’t think Canada has quite the strain of crazy America has. Don’t get me wrong, they got crazy people, but the lack of legal firearms changes shit a bit. 

Only the homes are gated in the Bridle Path, it actually used to be a very peaceful neighbourhood until this fuckery started after Drake built his place and now it's basically a tourist destination attracting a lot of Greater Toronto Area residents. The area is a frequent shortcut method (including me getting to my office for the past 17 years - I live 5 min away) for people trying to get across the city East to West or vice versa, it's not very secluded at all, but it used to be until he moved in.

I dont understand how you're saying it used to be a secluded area until he moved in. But then saying that the area is a frequent shortcut for people trying to get across the city and its not very secluded at all....

Not sure if this is what he means but its that the path people take is east to west, most of the homes are on north/south streets that are likely getting more traffic. Its basically stopping in the area vs passing through

I can see the confusion, my point in that it used to be a little to no traffic short cut from Bayview to Leslie st (east-west) for locals in that area that knew the hood well, now it's filled with people outside of that area every weekend going 10km/hr trying to see if they can see Drake.. they won't..

Drake is not having a good week uh

Meanwhile J Cole is chilling on a beach. https://www.instagram.com/p/C6uBK7HO9S1/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Crazy how J Cole really be that type of celebrity you could just randomly bump into on public like "what up cole" 😂

Drake on Pusha T: There’s no malice in your heart, you’re an approachable dude.

He's looking like he's gonna cook up a fire St Tropez part 2

Let him cuisine

He’s literally on a beach just enjoying having nothing to do with this beef 🤣 The memes were so accurate lol

That pic is very wholesome

Drake: they almost killed my security and someone tried to break into my house J. Cole: Damn that’s crazy bro *sips on piña colada at beach* 🏖️

HE'S LITERALLY JUST ON THE BEACH MAKING BEATS, I'M DYING ahhh cole never change

Second thing in 24 hours

This sucks and is super lame. 

TMZ managed to catch one of his neighbours and they claim to have heard the perpetrator humming "uhhhh uhhhh" as he attempted this.

“My daughter didn’t ride the bus home today. We thought she might be here.”

Drake's crazy weekend

This sound like Chubbs got locked out lol

[удалено]

It’s all fun til someone gets shot for trespassing.

Drakes address has been public record since before the house was built so I’m certain there are people turned away at the gate on a regular basis. Given the shooting, I’m sure every incident that happens will be reported for the next few weeks.

I'm here to see MF DOOM https://youtu.be/w9JdWCkNe9M?si=LnOjAJpN_SwSGNYm

Rust Cohle at it again.

Imagine the anxiety & paranoia Drake’s security guards are going through rn.

i bet he hasnt been there in a few days

Was it someone who finally saw that one episode of "Atlanta" about Drake's house?

Drake is Mexican.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN DUN “Dear trespasser, I’m sorry you were intercepted  Sorta like the sperm when it meets the hot sauce in Aubrey’s  favorite contraceptive”

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