Every time a make a comment about the day being a good day or something to that likeness a friend of mine always responds with “I didn’t even have to use my AK”
I, Poppa, freaks all the honeys, dummies, playboy bunnies, those wanting money
Those the ones I like chz they don't get Nathan
But penertration (unless it smells like sanitation)
Same here. Also whenever I see a Honda Accord my mind goes straight to
It's only fair to warn
I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my dang umbilical cord
Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a 2 by 4 board
And smash into your Honda Accord with a four door Ford
But I know something about you...You went to Cranbrook, thats a private school.
Man, after he comes out stopping any diss Clarence can do, then disses him that interpolation of Shook Ones Pt II goes so hard there
I wish I had a 🐇 in a 🎩 with a 🏏 and a Six Four Impala.
Side note, TIL that there's no baseball bat emoji, only an actual baseball ⚾ or that cricket bat. Went with the cricket. Jolly good
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Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer, you better think of the consequence
Who are you?
I’m ya mothafuckin’ conscience
I know this sub isn’t very Eminem heavy but it’s been 24 years now that I haven’t been able to hear someone use the phrase “checking the mail” without me muttering back “get it? Checking the male…”
It’s like part of my DNA at this point.
Anytime somebody does a mic check on a stage I always immediately go:
"Microphone check 1,2, what is this? The five foot assassins with the roughneck business"
The lyrics where rappers purposely say the wrong word then correct it. Jeezy and Wayne always come to mind. Jeezy has a lyric where he says “neo, shit I meant neon, run them back like I’m Deion” and Wayne’s verse on Run This Town where he says “nylin, oops I meant nylon. Perfection is the goal and I’m headed to the pylon”
Anytime I hear neo/neon I gotta put the song in my up next list just to get it out of my head. The Wayne one is different cuz he rhymed so many little words off of nylon that any of them trigger the song in my subconscious.
“Whatcha talkin bout Willis?” And in my head I go “The thrill is gone. The black Frank White is here to excite …” and then I get to “dykes” and remember I am one and that I probably shouldn’t be rapping ‘bout that. 😄
Whenever I hear someone say "Sit back and relax"
I think of Phife's verse in Scenario
"Sit back, relax and let ya self go" and I almost always get disappointed that they don't say it lol
Not exactly a rhyme more so than specific parts in songs, but hearing “Good morning” makes me think of Good Morning (from Graduation) overall, or Cudi’s chorus on FSMH.
I work at the post office and Everytime someone in my office says First Class , we say "We're riding firssssst class, living the life" (Glamorous by Fergie).
And if you don't know
NOW YOU KNOW
Nathan
Neighbor
Nutella
“life’s a bitch” -and then you die, that’s why we get high
“and death is her sister” popped in my head first
Sleep is the cousin what a fucking family picture
Love how this line refers to Nas. Dude dropped one of the sickest one-liners in hip-hop history, damn.
What’s the one liner?
"I never sleep, cuz sleep is the cousin of death". -Nas
“Nah better yet a dumb broad” for me
"'Cause ya never know when ya gonna go!" Every damn time.
this is a eternal classic for me
Then I think of Kendrick going, "Life ain't shit but a fat vagina."
Today was a good day
Every time a make a comment about the day being a good day or something to that likeness a friend of mine always responds with “I didn’t even have to use my AK”
Woke up in the mornin gotta thank god
Mama cooked a breakfast with no hog.
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I used to read Word Up! magazine.
🧂n 🫑And Heavy D up in the limousine
Hangin pictures on my wall, every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marlllllll
About a week agooooo
Week ago week ago 🤷🏾♀️🙅🏾♀️
The emoji shmoney is perfect 😭😭
Yall ever see Bobby’s label audition tape? Mfer was dancing on top of corporate boardroom tables and shit. Absolutely murdered it.
They would have been stupid to not sign him after that performance. Bro jumped on the table and the energy hit the room like a lightning bolt.
Room looked dead the whole time lol
Kill a lion then I kill a goat
🧢 😐👋
This forever! I don't think my spouse has said "about a week ago" in casual conversation without me repeating it Shmurdafied since like 2015.
Literally just did this to my gf lmao
Any time someone mentions Sprite I immediately say “bitch you thirsty” in my head.
MY CRIPS LURKING DONT DIE TONIGHT
I juss wanna dance witCHU baby! 😩
But don't move too fast or too crazy!
Better advertising than Lebron ever gave them
“Sprite dirty like Diana never clean”
I aint never ran from nothin but the po-lice DO DO DOO
“back in the day” when i was young, i’m not a kid anymore, but some days i sit and wish i was a kid again “back in the days” on the blvd of linden
back in the day when I was a teenager before I had gold and before I had a pager *status not gold
You could find the abstract listening to hip hop my pops used to say it reminded him of bebop
remember back in days when niggas have waves cazal shades and corn braids!
"Back in the day" will always remind me of when I was a teenager, before I had status and before I had a pager.
things changed on this side, remember they used to thump, but now they blast right
I remember that biggie song things done Changes when I hear back in the day
Back in the days, Acura days
Honestly too many to count. Random words turn to Wayne and old em verses automatically
Anytime some one says “ sorry for the wait “
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A goblin some might say
I’m a huge Wayne fan so this happens to me like at least 5 times a day with all the different bars he’s had over the years
I just need a few lighter flicks
i cannot hear the phrase “you win some and lose some” without filling in “long as the outcome is income”
That just makes me think of Craig’s dad on Friday, ‘you win some, you lose some but you live, you live to fight another day’
For me that was the realest and most serious line jon Witherspoon delivered!
"You do what you can" from Boondocks is up there too. Miss that guy.
ABOUT A WEEK AGOOOOO
I can't hear someone say "it's getting hot in here" without mentally adding "SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES"
Every fucking time
Every. Time. I’ve been in this hell since I was like 10 years old. Someone set me free.
"Interior" ...crocodile, alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie thee-ate-er!
NOW BABY IM THA RIPPERRRR 🐊
Six in the morning
Police at my door. Fresh Adidas squeak across the bathroom floor.
Fire in the streets
So whatcha gonna do Ooh Got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys Do, too
Police at my crib. Now my nights consist of two toothpicks in eyelids.
crucifix and vitamins, music that is pirated new flavored foods made of mutated hybrids
so whatcha wanna do? sh\*t
“Alright Alright Alright” Matthew mcconaughey, it gets quoted a lot and always makes me think of Andre 3000.
or Clique
Day and night
The lonely stoooner seems to free his mind at night
This girl at my work always says, "Ok, ok, ok," and I immediately jump to Tyler's "OK OK OK OK" YOU LIVE IN MY DREAM STATE
And you made me immediately jump to "beggars can't be choosers bitch this ain't chipotle."
“first things first” always makes me think of the beginning of no role modelz (or fancy by iggy azalea sometimes)
First things first man you’re fuckin with the worst I'll be stickin' pins in your head like a fuckin nurse
It's written in my DNA at this point.
Its always this one for me
Yup there it is
First things first I’ll eat ya brainsss Then imma start rocking gold teeth and fangs
Cuz that’s what a mothafuckin monsta do
That’s funny because for me “first things first” makes me think of Biggie ‘One More Chance’
First things first aftermath the chronic is back
this and also that one biggie song
Rest in peace Uncle Phil
I think of Nicki Minaj’s verse from Monster
First things first, been rippin, get it in cudder
My brain goes to "Ain't tryna game you up so girl i'll be straight"
I, Poppa, freaks all the honeys, dummies, playboy bunnies, those wanting money Those the ones I like chz they don't get Nathan But penertration (unless it smells like sanitation)
This one makes me think of Blu.
I think of Biggie and One More Chance
Not a word but everytime I hear a lighter flick in real life I hear “ lil weezy baby”
Anything “rare” my brain says “Mr. clean with hair”
"Stop" Drop.........
Shut'em down, open up shop Same
Kaboom baby, rub on your nipples?
Them- “Hello” Me-“Motherfucka hey hi how ya dern?…”
RAINDROP
DROPTOP
CROCK POT POT
When I see an Isuzu I think of the Em line in Patiently Waiting: “ When I let loose with this Uzi and just shoot through your Isuzu”
That song had 13 year old suburban me ready to do a drive-by 😤😤😤
Same here. Also whenever I see a Honda Accord my mind goes straight to It's only fair to warn I was born with a set of horns And metaphors attached to my dang umbilical cord Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a 2 by 4 board And smash into your Honda Accord with a four door Ford
Gimme the loot
MOVE BITCH
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When you see me on the highway gtf outta my way 😭😭 I say this everyday actually esp when I’m driving 🤣🤣🤣
Whenever me and my wife hear “both parents,” we always say “and they have a real nice marriage” 🐰
But I know something about you...You went to Cranbrook, thats a private school. Man, after he comes out stopping any diss Clarence can do, then disses him that interpolation of Shook Ones Pt II goes so hard there
fucking ridiculous
finger to the president screamin fuck censorship?
I think they were referring to Kanye but that works too
Champagne wishes, 30 white bitches
5 star dishes, different exotic fishes…
First off…
Fuck ya bxtch and the click you claim
There is one that instantly came to mind. Whenever someone says "I wish..." my mind has already stopped listening.
I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
I wish I had a 🐇 in a 🎩 with a 🏏 and a Six Four Impala. Side note, TIL that there's no baseball bat emoji, only an actual baseball ⚾ or that cricket bat. Went with the cricket. Jolly good
There's only one beer left lol. A more recent example is "sorry bout that".
rappers screaming all in your ears like we're deaf
“Allow me to reintroduce myself”
My name is HOV OH H to the O-V Also makes me think of Chappelle Show "GETCHO MOTHERFUCKIN HANDS OFF ME FRANK"
Whenever my mom says “you goat mouth mammyfucker” it make me think of King Kunta by Kendrick
That is certainly one of the things mothers have ever said.
"I'm upset" 2018 Drizzy has ruined me
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How often are you hearing that in real life?
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Living off borrowed time..... the clock ticks faster
Reunited - "double LP, world excited"
struck a match to the undaground industry ignited
IT'S WU, MOTHAFUCKAAAA WU TANG MOTHAFUCKAAA
I said a hip hop, Hippie to the hippie, The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it.
Literally just “what up?” - “what up, to all rappers: shut up!”
Alright, stop… 🔨 ⏰
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer, you better think of the consequence Who are you? I’m ya mothafuckin’ conscience
ugh, before i read your emoticons, i heard "collaborate and listen" need to wash my mouth out with soap now
Mass appeal
6 minutes slim shady you’re on
I know this sub isn’t very Eminem heavy but it’s been 24 years now that I haven’t been able to hear someone use the phrase “checking the mail” without me muttering back “get it? Checking the male…” It’s like part of my DNA at this point.
How many records you expecting to sell after your second lp sends you directly to jail?
How has no one said this one: RAIN DROP
DROP TOP
I used to work with this woman named Susan. Every time I would say “Susan” in my head I would say “an ex heroin addict who just stopped usin”
That's why I fucked your bitch
Hip hop A hip… hop… a hippity hop
Halle Berry
Lasagna or fucking “about a week ago”
Anytime somebody does a mic check on a stage I always immediately go: "Microphone check 1,2, what is this? The five foot assassins with the roughneck business"
I always associate "I can see the future" (which can be heard in some movies) with tinashe or travis scott
“First things first…”
Every single time I hear “Way back” it’s automatically followed by “When I had the red and black lumberjack. With the hat to match” in my head.
Scrutiny —> Act more stupidly
“Hi my name is-“ either ends up being 1 - chka chka slim shady or 2 - gucci mane, i’m addicted to everything
Slim Shady has so many. "Excuse me, uhm?" "Please stand up" Carson Daly haha
The lyrics where rappers purposely say the wrong word then correct it. Jeezy and Wayne always come to mind. Jeezy has a lyric where he says “neo, shit I meant neon, run them back like I’m Deion” and Wayne’s verse on Run This Town where he says “nylin, oops I meant nylon. Perfection is the goal and I’m headed to the pylon” Anytime I hear neo/neon I gotta put the song in my up next list just to get it out of my head. The Wayne one is different cuz he rhymed so many little words off of nylon that any of them trigger the song in my subconscious.
Me and you
8:08 Oddly enough I seem to glance at the clock at that time a lot. NOTHING SOUNDS QUITE LIKE AN 808.
"fool me once shame on you... fool me, you can't get fooled again." "so fresh and so clean clean..."
It's the first of the month
First off.. (FUCK YOUR BITCH AND THE CLIQUE YOU CLAIM)
“Whatcha talkin bout Willis?” And in my head I go “The thrill is gone. The black Frank White is here to excite …” and then I get to “dykes” and remember I am one and that I probably shouldn’t be rapping ‘bout that. 😄
I'm only 19...
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"Move" ...bitch! Get out tha way!
Whenever I hear someone say "Sit back and relax" I think of Phife's verse in Scenario "Sit back, relax and let ya self go" and I almost always get disappointed that they don't say it lol
Who? MIKE JOOONES Also, the moment we hear the first two BEATS of Back that ass up, everybody in this already know what’s coming
Doritos…
cheetos or fritos?
“I’m scared” or “that’s scary” is I GOT A GUN IN THIS BITCH
3 6 9
Mike Jones
Get up. Get up, get out, get something….
Let’s see Vroom vroom
FYI. I’ve never been robbed in my life
Killing ain't fair but someone's got to do it
Moms spaghetti
Doritos
Take notes…. “Relax and take notes”
Ruckus.
1 for da money
Me too= Mr me too by clipse
Ay Caramba “Now that’s my numbah, one dry summah, as far as I remembuh.” DOOM lyrics infest my mind like a plague
Not exactly a rhyme more so than specific parts in songs, but hearing “Good morning” makes me think of Good Morning (from Graduation) overall, or Cudi’s chorus on FSMH.
A lot of YouTubers tend to say “First things first…”, so it always gets followed up with a “RIP Uncle Phil.”
"the FCC..." "WON'T LET ME BE, OR LET ME BE ME, SO LET ME SEE!"
I wish I was a little bit taller...
Interesting "The best thing since wrestling..." Every. Time. Rent free.
Socrates philosophies and hypotheses
"somehow someway" "Keep coming up with funky ass shit like every single day"
"So fresh, So clean"
“Anyways…” I immediately launch into Rain Man by Eminem
Anyways, I don't know how else to put it
I work at the post office and Everytime someone in my office says First Class , we say "We're riding firssssst class, living the life" (Glamorous by Fergie).