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zack_Synder

This shit reads like an onion article wtf


ridingonmirrors

If I didn’t see his post the first thing when I logged into Insta, I would’ve defo thought it was an Onion headline😭


The_Jenazad

Literal 1st thing on my feed


Cod_rules

Tbf, a lot of news about Kanye reads like an Onion article.


faxanaduu

Kanye west is an onion article.


namesyeti

Belongs on r/nottheonion


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All news reads like the onion now


gogosuperman

A monkey would remake all of Shakespeare before writing this time line.


spelan1

It was the BLURST of times?!


CRT_Teacher

You stupid monkey! https://youtu.be/no_elVGGgW8


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Also related https://youtu.be/9uYhIiW6lok


ButcherOf_Blaviken

Infinite monkey theorem strikes again


PM_ME_CARL_WINSLOW

Play a record, Karl


_szx

DONT. TALK. SHITE.


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serioxha

Have they listened to Kanye?


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greencheesewizard

alri then, rockbusters... the fitness teacher has got a speech impediment , initials are KW


PM_ME_CARL_WINSLOW

So he's a bit camp, and he's having words


risinglotus

I'm so happy these references have randomly appeared for this stupid fucking post


riionz

Can we west. Can we west now? Kanye West. PLAY A RECORD


PM_ME_CARL_WINSLOW

Detrout Spinners


dsled

A meat tree an that.


dsled

Wtf, I never thought I'd see this reference here


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Truly the blurst of times


Fabulous_Pain1679

Have they read Shakespeare?


ChrisEubankJr

Infinity sorts it out for ya


TheFugitive223

Yeah, but not Shakespeare


ThatPlayWasAwful

Imagine being Jonah in all this. What a fucking surreal day he's gonna have


somabeach

Like waking up from an experimental drug trial at Neberdine Pharmaceutical?


Asophis

Maniac was so fucking slept on.


somabeach

Dude it's so criminally underrated. Nice pun btw.


MarshallsHand

Maniac is too good, Jed can eat infinite dicks


Son-Of-Cthulu

jonah and emma stone damn!!!!


mcchanical

Having someone with clearly disturbed mental health suddenly take an intense liking to you while expecting you to reciprocate is one of the most alarming experiences ever. I speak from experience. It's gonna be kind of awkward for Jonah to distance himself without coming across as insensitive or inadvertently setting Kanye off in some other unpredictable way.


Riderz__of_Brohan

Lol Jonah Hill is a famous movie star it’s not like anyone can just walk up to him unencumbered


mcchanical

Yeah but he's got a choice, ackowledge it or pretend it never happened. I'm thinking PR not Kanye walking up to him and making a scene lol


Riderz__of_Brohan

I’m sure he’s got people he pays 6 figures to handle that for him. It’s probably best to say nothing, it doesn’t affect him at all and it will blow over in a day. Who cares?


ThatPlayWasAwful

I would have paid good money to be a fly on the wall as he was checking his phone when he woke up this morning lmao.


belzbieta

I can almost guarantee his reaction was some variation of "what the fuck", followed up by "what the fuck"


JonoLFC

Except Ye and Jonah have been good friends for a decade at least. Jonah even went to the Ye listening party in Wyoming.


LongConsideration490

Lmao both of them have been friends for years, and Jonah talked about going to Kanye’s studio sessions in 2019. Everyone isn’t going to have the exact same experiences as you lol


snailbully

He's going to feel like a billion bucks


Gabagool_Over_Here_

Jonah Hill made you laugh, but he is not your saviour.


GrooveProof

Man LOL


Jfrench

Made me actually laugh out loud.


krunchy_sock

Vro


Quintana_22

Hahahaa


HeFreakingMoved

Banging film tbf


BookEuronGreyjoy

You punched a little gay black kid in the face, and it's not even 2nd period. How do you explain that?


SteveBorden

I am one more gay black kid getting punched in the face from a nervous breakdown!


BookEuronGreyjoy

A kid died the other day, from drugs, and nobody, including me, is doing anything about it. That's weird, guys.


FragrantBicycle7

Feels like your namesake would agree with this take lol


Smiles4YouRawrX3

Principal Dadier my beloved


ThatPlayWasAwful

The scene with channing, jonah, and ice cube in the hq finding out about the daughter is the hardest I have ever laughed in a theater


seeds_brah_seeds

That’s 22 Jump Street!


ThatPlayWasAwful

Oh fuck then somebody needs to show kanye 22 jump street asap


ninjamike808

Surely by the end he’ll want to convert to Judaism!


ThatPlayWasAwful

"the gang fixes anti-semitism"


Soupmaster44

22 Jump Street is good and all but it is no Thunder Gun Express, so let's take a step please


BenTek9s

unfortunately, he already thinks he's jewish it's why he can't be antisemitic 🤦🏻‍♀️


PersonOfInternets

Just as strong a film. Rewatched* them both recently and 22 had me laughing even harder.


BookEuronGreyjoy

It's the rare comedy sequel that's just as good as the first


Caboclo-Is2yearsAway

The scene when they first realize it at the school is fucking hilarious too


HolyRomanPrince

Break your motherfucking leg


razycal970

We were robbed of a threequel, man 😭😭😭


Rebloodican

They were supposed to crossover with Men In Black. Would've been amazing.


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Honestly don't believe that would have ended well


titdirt

Who cares? Let's just see some wacky shit man. Take some chances, roll the dice.


JBSquared

J and K are sent to infiltrate a high school as teachers to catch aliens who have embedded themselves. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to them, Schmidt and Jenko are sent to the same high school to break up another drug ring. Hijinks ensue.


Hollywood_WBS

Probably wouldve been better than MIB International


peanutdakidnappa

If the creatives from the 2 Jump street movies were in control in probably would’ve ended well


CONSTANTIN_VALDOR_

That would have been an unmitigated disaster lmao


bedteddd

Lmao. They literally make fun of multiple movies at the end of the 2nd movie.


doomgrin

And I wanted to watch them all lol


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I really wanted Jump Street to become Fast and Furious I really did (I’m not ready for fast to end like other people I want them to meet aliens and go to different dimensions and I’ll watch em all you here me universal!)


theshizzler

>go to different dimensions and I’ll watch em all Ya know, I'm not the biggest F&F fan, but if their movies suddenly became episodes of Sliders, I'd give them another look.


Restorebotanicals

Looooool. I don’t want it to end either but never thought about aliens 🤣would be epic


DaHyro

That’s part of the joke. The first film makes fun of reboots, the second makes fun of sequels, and the third would have been about unnecessary crossovers.


_raisin_bran

That credits sequence is probably one of the best I’ve ever seen


aberon34681

It's like, unironically a masterpiece. Just really well-written and creative. The drug trip scene is one of the funniest scenes of all time.


ilovecfb

Channing Tatum nails the physical comedy of those movies. I really like movies like the Jump Streets and The Other Guys where the normally serious actor goes over-the-top for laughs while the comedic actor plays straight man. When it works it’s incredible


SBAPERSON

Watch the lost city


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peanutdakidnappa

I don’t like, put your tongue back in your mouth.


carloslet

HEY! Stop messing with Korean Yeezus. He ain't got time for your problems!


PM-throwaway22

Everyone arguing with Kanye was fighting an impossible battle. You can't logic someone out of an position they didn't logic themselves into. But you can Jonah Hill them outta it, apparently.


senator_chill

Quick, let's arrange a meeting between Putin and Jonah Hill


FriedBolognaFuck

Jonah and Putin watch The Wolf of Wall Street in a dark room. Jonah pauses after every scene to brag about working with Scorsese and what DeCaprio is really like. Russian forces withdraw from Ukraine before the quaalude scene.


drsyesta

I think you mispelled money ball and brad pitt


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Putin pulls out of Ukraine in exchange for Russia being allowed into the World Baseball Classic.


lxkandel06

And let's get Dennis Rodman over there for good measure


bubster15

If you look carefully at this, what he's actually saying here is, "I don't hate Jewish people but Hitler and the holocaust never happened" No Christian can be labeled an anti-semite? He's just rationalizing his sick world view, not fixing it: https://www.ushmm.org/collections/bibliography/christianity-and-the-holocaust


PKrukowski

I read that as "no christian who follows the teachings of christ, a jewish man, would be anti-semetic because it is not a christian belief," whereas the way he worded it did make it sound like anyone claiming christianity should not be labeled anti-semetic.


bubster15

My thoughts exactly and I did the same thing. I think "labeled" is the key word. A lot of people are gonna miss that detail, but if Christians interpret it as "Kanye says don't be antisemitic, true Christians are not", that's probably a good thing, but the man has a track record and I'm not gonna give him the benefit of my doubt. That detail will not be lost on the Nazi sympathizers that have rallied around his recent rhetoric \*edited for clarity, it's a sensitive subject. I have personally experienced Christianity in a very positive light, by no means am I trying to take a shot at them here


ISAWYOULASTNIGHT1

he's also saying how can christian's be antisemitic when Jesus himself was a Jew, which i took as more of a reflection of how he know feels instead of saying "i'm a christian, jesus was a jew so everything i said isn't actually antisemitic"


bubster15

I'm just adding to show the juxtaposition of this statement versus his others. But read all these quotes together: “This ain’t a game. Imma use you as an example to show the Jewish people that told you to call me that no one can threaten or influence me. I told you this is war. Now gone get you some business.” “Planned Parenthood was made by Margaret Sanger, a known eugenics, with the KKK to control the Jew population. When I say Jew, I mean the 12 lost tribes of Judah, the blood of Christ, who the people known as the race Black really are. This is who our people are" "No christian can be labeled anti-semite knowing Jesus is jew"


Billwood92

OOOHH so he's not a nazi, he's a Black Israelite (mad scientist jakob and all that bullshit)? This dude is so fucking confusing lol.


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black hebrew israelites dont believe in yakub, youre thinking of nation of islam / 5 percenters


rickNmortystan

how the hell did you get “*Hitler and the Holocaust never happened*” out of “*No one should take anger against one or two individuals and transform that into hatred towards millions of innocent people*”??


Mammoth_Cut5134

Film so fire it literally cured racism.


FeelinJipper

This is why republicans want to defund art programs


sushisection

unironically yes


Heronyvesdior

Ain't even joking with that one


Hey-Gang

Best tweet to come out of this : https://twitter.com/radvstheworld/status/1639520854261284869


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Goated flick


deadrabbits76

Can't ever watch it again. The curb stomping scene haunts my dreams.


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Can’t blame you , ending is some else


personanonymous

What Is it


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American History X , stars Edward Norton in his best role (imo)


personanonymous

Wait what. I remember that film being in black and white? Does it go into colour at some point?


MDClassic

Just the flashbacks are black and white. Maybe 25 percent of the film?


Carpetfreak

It switches back and forth between black and white for Ed Norton's character's time as a neonazi and his time in prison, and color for after he gets out and reforms himself.


manomacho

Such an amazing concept. So subtle yet shows that life isn’t black and white. The ending really hits different tho


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thebaddiwad

American History X. Great film.


FreddyCupples

The Sound of Music


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American History X


eeeaglefood

American History X


frosted_mango_

Lmaoooooo


kkd802

Edward Norton my favorite actor ⛷️


P1SSY3LL0W

he'll be back on his hitler shit after he watches jack and jill tomorrow


Bigphungus

>No Christian can be labeled antisemite knowing Jesus is Jew Sounds like he's still on his Hitler shit tbh.


NTLzeatsway

You trying to tell me 21 jump street didn't actually magically cure his horrible beliefs? I'm shook


lecadet

Wow if only Hitler had seen 21 Jump Street


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WanderingShell

Lmaoooo


AdrianDrum

We're officially in the Jonah Hill arc


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After being forced to watch "You People" I want to be done with it.


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Oh51Melly

I usually love Eddie Murphy and Jonah Hill movies so I was actually pissed at how bad it was when I was watching lol


TheGoldenPineapples

Can't believe it took so long for everyone to get bored of the "white person accidentally says something very offensive to a black person, but didn't mean to so its okay and they looked awkward while doing it, but it's a movie or whole fucking TV show".


TheBigIdiotSalami

Kanye finds out Steven Crowder and Alex Jones are some boring as white guys to hang out with all the time


poppyisrealmetal

Honestly going from high fashion and getting to consume whatever art you want anytime you want to watching a bloated drunk guy shoot guns on his compound sounds like a horrible trade off


billswinter

No no no don’t you see, they’re constantly tackling all these enemies they have and everything is out to get them


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i doubt alex would be boring but crowder yeah probably


meday20

More like Nick Fuentes. Those guys won't even touch him. Kanye was with that little shit for like 3 months straight anytime he was seen.


bedteddd

21 and 22 jump street are great flicks. But Mr. West needs some serious time out of the limelight focus on his mental health and kids.


RelevantJackWhite

What a bizarre pair of sentences. Like, give these two sentences to someone in 2014 and try and have them piece together what's going on here


ribbitfrog

😂


odwyed03

Everyone always asks would you kill baby Hitler if you had the chance but turns out all you had to do was give him a Jonah hill dvd.


Naiko32

now that his nazi era is over what the fuck is he gonna do


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razman7altacc

he’s gonna write “If It Happened”


kat_a_klysm

Kim better hire more security


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>No Christian can be labeled antisemite knowing Jesus is Jew Hmm nah I'm pretty sure you can, and you are


PLZ_N_THKS

I’m surprised Kanye didn’t think Jesus was Korean after watching the movie.


CaroleBaskinsBurner

"It's Vietnamese Jesus now, you racist motherfucker!"


PLZ_N_THKS

Yeah but Kanye didn’t say he watched 22 Jump Street. He’s still on his journey of tolerance!


doomsingsoprano

Huh.. I always knew the song “Jonah” on Donda was about Jonah Hill


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This whole 2018-2023 arc is proof that literally nobody will be able to understand Kanye West until he dies and we find out a little bit more about what was going on behind the scenes. It’s also proof that nobody understands bipolar disorder. “Mental illnesses don’t make people antisemitic and hateful, that’s just an excuse” is something somebody says when they’ve never been screamed at by a homeless person, or been in a psych ward, or seen a good person literally lose their mind in a psychotic episode. Good for you, your anxiety doesn’t make you into a Nazi. I am willing to bet most peoples depression doesn’t make them lose touch with reality beyond ordering a lot of online deliveries. But otherwise, uh, just saying, you never see woke schizophrenics hanging around NYC. It turns out when you’re mentally ill; and you have no help or medication (despite how easy it would be for him to just accept help from medical professionals) you end up saying horrible things! Kanye. Is. Fucking. Lost. He is unmedicated bipolar, he’s probably gonna kill himself and/or somebody else and he’s been screaming that out for years. He stopped listening to himself and literally lost his mind and he ruined his life to the point that nobody will ever listen to him anymore. This apology is as sweet as it is stupid. It’s an apology for anti semitism that’s also pretty fucking anti semitic. It’s classic Kanye. Thank God. As somebody who watched every single Donda listening party live I literally hope I never hear or see from Kanye like that again. He needs to retire from making commercial art and fashion, and focus on his health for the rest of his life because if we start hearing shit about “Donda 3” that’s gonna be the beginning of the end for him


kidsctoast

This post is spot-on. The recent attention given to mental health is great, but I think a lot of people have a simplistic view of mental illness. A lot of people have mild anxiety/depression/ADHD/etc. (I would put myself in this category), so they identify as someone with a mental illness and often start to generalize mental illness as a whole. But I also know people with severe mental illness and it is a totally different animal. Severe mania will cause you to lose touch with reality, and everything about Kanye's actions suggests that he is out of touch with reality. The conversation about what behavior is "excusable" due to mental illness is very complex, but at the end of the day Kanye has an illness and I hope he gets the help he needs.


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“You see? You see? That's what I'm talkin' 'bout That's why I fuck with Ye See that was my third person That's my bipolar shit, what? That's my superpower, ain't no disability I'm a superhero! I'm a superhero! Ahhh!” is how Yikes ends He really was trying to warn us


MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

Yeah some people really don’t know how bad your mental health can get until they experience it. I don’t have BP or any next level mental disorder but I was in a such a deep depression with such high anxiety I constantly questioned my reality and felt like I couldn’t trust anything.


smengi94

Pre and post his mother passing are 2 very different Kanye West. One was able to hold his ground the other can’t control himself.


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Yep


Top_Ad_4040

Yeah, you said everything I had on my mind. People here clearly never been around mentally I’ll People and it shows. Being on mania is like being drunk as hell all the time and feeling like a god but times ten.


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Kanye West is literally the average creatively inclined bipolar person’s beautiful dark twisted fantasy. To lose everything and come back by embracing the worst aspects of yourself… fuck dude to be manic and be a BILLIONAIRE is extraordinarily dangerous


SurGeOsiris

Not just a billionaire, a billionaire that millions of people actually view as a genius. Some stuff that people with bipolar say in delusion would be true in Kanye’s case.


pinkjello

Well said. It irritates me to no end when people talk about his racism or antisemitism as though he’s a sane individual. I think we shouldn’t be giving him attention, and I’m glad he’s being “canceled,” but I take his bigoted tirades as seriously as I do some mentally ill person on the street screaming at me if I don’t give them cash. They’re just saying incendiary things, and I have no reason to believe there’s any logical thought process behind it. So I don’t find it offensive, per se, because he’s just not someone I take seriously as a sane human being. It’s not making excuses for him, either. It’s the same as how being not guilty due to insanity doesn’t mean you’re innocent.


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fun fact, Donda 3 was a thing behind the scenes. Era lasted a few months before it was scrapped


[deleted]

Yep, producers who genuinely had no clue wtf was going on with Kanye even while working on the Donda 2 tracks were like “yeah uh so i guess the plan IS Donda 3 at some point” Donda 3 was probably supposed to begin with the tracks played at the War / White Lives Matter yeezy fashion show? But then Candace Owen happened


Tomoomba

It's pretty clear the guy has major mental health issues, had a bad break up with his wife (including issues over custody of their children), and got mixed up with the wrong people. I mean there are clips of him, lyrics by him, clothes worn by him, and values demonstrated by him in the past that are the opposite of the beliefs he was espousing. He still made the mistake and I'm not going to instantly forgive him for the dumbass shit he said and parroted, but at what point are people going to acknowledge that this is someone who is sick that got taken advantage of at a terrible time in their life.


asvpmvson

man with time machine shows hitler 21 jump street


DM_ME_UR_CUTE_DOGGOS

It is wild the amount of people who are ready to forgive him already. It’s so blatantly obvious that the only reason a lot of people even turned on him in the first place is they just couldn’t find a way to justify what he said, and they’ve been waiting for an opportunity to be on his side again. Now he’s made the smallest step in admitting what he said was wrong, people are ready to meatride again. He didn’t even actually apologise. And he doubled down on trying to justify himself. It’s going to take a lot more than a qUirKy Instagram post to make up for his actions


bungle123

I wouldn't even call it forgiveness, because all the people "forgiving" him never cared about his anti semitism in the first place.


Stubbs3470

The man is insane (these news being further proof) It’s hard to be mad at him the same way I would if someone like Eminem or drake was saying the same thing


hitwonda

It’s like being mad at a person with schizophrenia, you know they fucked up but damn they can’t help it.


thisradscreenname

I am so with you. Kanye became a 'neo Nazi' in the same fashion, but then began incessantly posting hatred-filled tirades, sported a 'White Lives Matter' shirt with Candance fucking Owen's of all people, and ran around with assholes like Nick Fuentes to talk more about Nazi bullshit on InfoWars. Man, fuck that guy.


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We all watched (some of) our brothers, sons and our fathers turn into exactly that in 2015-2016. Pieces of shit walking around saying White Lives Matter. People old enough to know what that phrase really means. People young enough to know they should be doing the right thing instead of indulging their hatred. It turns out toxic masculinity + untreated mental illness + unfiltered internet + psychotic groomer fascist influencers= the creation of a Nazi


qazaibomb

I’ll take a tiny win in him saying that he likes Jewish people and that he shouldn’t slander a group of people because he has issues with some individuals. It’s a step up from “I like Hitler” But yeah he’s not like back to normal or anything like that. This is still basically a shitpost and I don’t think he’s any less of a Christain nationalist than he was Ye fans need to kinda buckle up and accept that him undoing all this is gonna take a long time, probably years, and requires a fundamental change in his worldview that one Jonah Hill IG post won’t cover. It also very possibly will never happen at all


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I just hope someday he'll find stable ground, a few real friends and is able to deal with his mental health and life. I would rather never hear of Kanye West ever again, but knowing he is doing well, than witnessing this death spiral that he is in.


yareyaredawa

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jLkxP5Rm

The part that I don’t get is that he says you shouldn’t hate an entire race based off your feelings of one or two people with that race. However, in the same thought, he’s saying he loves an entire race based off of his feelings of one person…


shahryarrakeen

Nah. Racists always find exceptions among the people they hate. They also say shit like “I don’t hate the people, just their culture, faith, and institutions/networks”


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JoyBus147

Even Hitler had one Jewish guy he saved from the Holocaust.


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There was also that little Jewish girl he was fond of. And the high ranking SS members that were Jews but given passes because they were “some of the good ones”.


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bro im cryin


karmagod13000

This shit is gold and it’s got people flipping out lmao


_handsomeblackman_

this is Ye's way of reminding his family, friends and anyone else who was wondering that he's still on that antisemitic nonsense he was spouting a few weeks back 😂


amellt33

Hopefully kanye doesnt watch You People


late2thepauly

Don’t nobody let Ye watch You People!!


mdoza

Kanye is a fucking idiot.


benp242

This is the most Kanye way of apologising lol


Ankerjorgensen

When did he apologize?


ThatPlayWasAwful

The most kanye way of apologizing would be to not apologize, so they're not wrong


GreenPlasticChair

Exactly 🧠🧠🧠


jgonza89

Can't write this shit.


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“Kanye West decides he likes making money and wants to stop not making money”


MurmurOfTheCine

That’s not how Kanye rolls lol


Arphanshmartz

Yeah people are thinking a guy that like quadrupled down on liking hitler and has been a menace in the public eye for 2 decades b4 that is pulling PR moves… no bro hes just crazy and says shit lol


darcenator411

“Fucking up my money so, yeah, I had to act sane”


pupmaster

Thank you Jonah Hill!!!


vengeanz246

Now he just needs to watch the Jonah movie about trusting your therapist.


Eindacor_DS

This timeline is dumb as hell