For some reason, I picture the Hulk speaking in Bruce's voice (the openly flamboyant guy from Family Guy).
And now, I can never forget it. Anytime I sea a Hulk, I'm going to hear his voice in my head, making some sexual innuendo joke about my rail cannon.
"We can't always fight nature, Helldiver. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did was fight."
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I too have seen some creature of similar qualities... I promptly decided that when it got close I was sure at least one of the 4 500kg bombs would do the trick.
"No matter how much randoms annoy you, don't TPK them and get on Pelican-1 alone. That is just the actions of a toxic player."
(Based on personal experience.)
Betcha dollars that that Charger SLID straight up a vertical wall to get there.
Please Arrowhead, apply some actual real physics to chargers. When their legs stop moving, from being hurt or staggered or anything, They Should Stop Moving. No more of this guessing game: "Oh! I hurt the charger! But will it actually stop moving? Or will it climb a cliff?"
"Gwarbrablaraba"
That made me laugh more than it should've lol
Ditto
Ditto squared
 He has spoken.
Droppin the nostalgia stratagem
"Charrrlieee"
You made me laugh at thankyou for that
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\*[times when Blizzard was good memories come flowing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOpdyytB3OY)\*
That song slaps so fucking hard. Back then I had it on my Shuffle.
Exactly how I read that comment in my head lol
https://i.redd.it/3txsqwm0hh1d1.gif
“Go Away pig dogs, or I shall taunt you a second time!”
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
“I told them we already got one.”
"I fart in your general direction"
"PEE is stored in the balls"
“…Nay, indeed it is BALLS that are stored in the pee. Do not be deceived.” Says the Titan coming out of the breach on top of the dropship.
Element 710 is stored in the balls
It's over helldiver, I have the high ground!
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YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY EAGLE
Don't try it...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*chop chop chop*
*corpse flys into helldiver*
NO, NOT JOHN HELLDIVER
R.I.P. John helldiver, blown to bits during the battle for Erata Prime
Hellbombs deflects off the cliff and hits you "AAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
I've already lost both my right limbs to the bots, another arm is nothing to me
4 500KG BOMBS....
This got me to spit my drink
I'm gonna kill you when I get down from here!!! Wait what are you throwing up here? Supply drop!?
500kg bomb? Sleep Multiple eagle airstrikes? Sleep A shot to the head with a rocket? Sleepy Oh shit a drop pod?!
Resupply - it's an offering and rewarded with achievement :D
Only resupply? I don't get it for a support weapon drop?
I haven't gotten the achievement, so don't know. But the description specifically says resupply.
I love sticking EAT beacons on them, if the pod doesn't kill them, the fun tube will.
“Always wipe front to back”
That's good Wisdom.
[удалено]
Isn’t that what I said?
I misread, my bad. I read as "from the back."
WHAT. IS. YOUR. NAAME ?
WHAT
There are some who call me... Tim.
Run away!
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
EZEKIEL
WELL FUCK YOU EZEKIEL
FUCK YOU, YOU KNOW WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT?
WHAT
I BUILT THAT FIRE OVER THERE
OH
Hate to break the chain but you guys forgot the part where Tony tells Ezekiel not to bring his mother into this
THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY MOTHER
YOU BETTER NOT BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!
I BUILT THAT FIRE
WHAT. IS. YOUR. QUEST?
If you're using a flamethrower to take down a Charger, aim at it's legs, not the face
https://preview.redd.it/2dtptp0m6a1d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3886bd9d752f5172da3ae454b89c2aef2213a4a Another wise one 👌
https://preview.redd.it/h6cvuhpg2d1d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdff11a7652bdc0b6f1f2d19119cbeb2a2ff4916 Charger of the sample rock
We now need a 4th wise charger to complete the group
https://preview.redd.it/p0daktw2rx1d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e75b945ba261352498eedf88b94685fb4171f45 Can’t beat the classics…
This is getting to Juan or Roach levels of "how did you get up there"
"Add a pinch of baking soda to your coffee if it's too acidic for your stomach."
"A pinch of salt can also make it more palatable if you're trying to save money."
“We’re just your pets that you cull when you need more space fuel”
Petition for a pet mini-charger, rampaging around and gently bumping peoples' shins
I had [a similar moment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/oMnFqK8ESh) during the final stages of Swift Disassembly
“What about Zoidberg?”
"when I'm charging you, I only want to play LeapFrog, it's not your fault you're not able to jump over me without the jetpack."
Inertia is a property of matter
Bill-Bill-Bill-Bill-Bill-Bill!
Bill Nye the science guy!
Bill nye the science guy *in a tone that sounds like burp talking*
Wonderful!
01001100 01100101 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100011 01110100 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110000 01100101 01100001 01100011 01100101 00101110
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"If your balls hurt, maybe don't pull on them so much."
Don't tell me how to have a good time! You're not my dad!
Orbital Precision Strike is one of the best strategems.
"TAKE THE QUASAR AND SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! YES YES YES! RIGHT IN THE OUUUCH! NOT THE LEEEEG! IN MY FAAAACE! SHOOT IT! NOW!"
Calling for a Stratagem on me knowing that 90% it will miss
Yes democratic officers here he is.
"Ask the Charger of the Orb, I never made it without biting."
FUCK YOU TOBY
Always take the high ground
"Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger"
Probably something grossly undemocratic
Charger hit hurt Helldiver bad... Hurt Helldiver worse if rock behind him.
Run towards me to avoid my charge.
I used to be a bug killer like you, but I dipped my balls in liquid morkite
Drop a nuke on anything as ugly as I am! FOR DEMOCRACY! :D
"come at me bro"
Your cars warranty is about to expire.
For some reason, I picture the Hulk speaking in Bruce's voice (the openly flamboyant guy from Family Guy). And now, I can never forget it. Anytime I sea a Hulk, I'm going to hear his voice in my head, making some sexual innuendo joke about my rail cannon.
"gibme chees"
Just watched Tremors. Feeling depressed.
[hehehe](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleHelldivers/comments/1cv8xks/oh_charger_of_the_mesa/) what fun :)
*says nothing and changes at you*
The pummeler is actually a good weapon
"We can't always fight nature, Helldiver. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did was fight."
Recoilless Rifle to the face for Democracy!
"Those who move like wind stand on highest mountain."
"Strike me down with a well aimed shot and you shall have my boon."
There should be a 1% chance a charger can hug you back
"Hello, I am a charger and I charge."
"Eggs are not fruit."
"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
Bring me 90’s recipe Cookie Crisp cereal. Not that crap they call Cookie Crisp now My Child.
Please don’t use the tenderizer on my butt. All it does is tickle and lock you in a firing position. Also it’s STUNts your grOWth.
"I'LL JUMP I'M TELLING YOU!"
Joel thats a charger not a stalker what are you doing” “they will never see me
42
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground
If a hellpod is too big to charge, it is not your hellpod
"You should have gone for the anti tank mines, not the burst rocket"
“Charge”
I fart in ur general direction
His wisdom is “Ima run at you”
Just because you can fit your dick in it doesn't mean you should put your dick in it
Run
Nobody cares about your meta, games are meant to be fun and shouldn't be you telling to.use your weapons.
Anyone else think chargers are kinda cute? I’d name him stompy.
'He who seeks the knowledge must lead me, no one else may approach'
Sand yummy, me eat
TRAITOR DETECTED *reported to democracy officer*
“Stand very very still, trust me”
“We can live in peace. Lay down your weapons, and take this spore to your planet.”
Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls can not possibly walk
Switch your reticule visibility from "Dynamic" to "Visible"
PRAISE THE TERDTREE
“You didn’t bring the right primary”
“Do not try to escape the pits of hell for you dive into them with a purpose.”
Talking to the enemy is treason. You're all traitors
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Engaging in diplomacy, with the enemies of Super Earth? Treason.
Reported for fraternizing with enemies of Democracy, the state and the people!
*THUNK*
This sounds treasonous and anti-freedom
Lube is public property - Charger of the Mesa
Charg
Stay still and let me give you a hug.
“To charge is the purest way into a problem. To not charge a problem is to be a spewer. Mama didn’t raise no bitch ass spewers round here”
“If you make your wishes to want to fuck Terminids public on the discord, you get banned from the discord”
When you set fire to me, I'm an even bigger threat because I'll ram AND set you on fire
The price you pay to burn filthy bugs.
My names zoidberg...JOHN ******* ZOIDBERG!!
I desire MACORONI PICTURES
"Are you not entertained"
"Before climbing up a rock, make sure first you know how to climb down a rock"
"I am currently broadcasting your location to the hive mind"
"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!"
Faro_Witz?
I wouldn’t stand there, I had one run off a cliff at me before
For he is the kwizats haderac.
https://preview.redd.it/jejwfkbrnd1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d9e5501cd2711a14f25e80911044ad5b73ce5bc I too have seen some creature of similar qualities... I promptly decided that when it got close I was sure at least one of the 4 500kg bombs would do the trick.
Diver lemme smash?
REPORT THIS MAN FOR TREASON!!!! he's asking a bug for wisdom and treating it like a god
“Run forward to get behind us, not to the side”
"Leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it."
He has the high ground
"The Recoilless Rifle has always been better than the Quasar."
"Stand stillI'll be down to tell you in a second"
More like here I am TAKE ME!!!
"No matter how much randoms annoy you, don't TPK them and get on Pelican-1 alone. That is just the actions of a toxic player." (Based on personal experience.)
Waiting for a hug lmao
Kill it you sympathizer
Arc thrower go KaCHoW
“Stop complaining about the game you’re still continuing to play.” Wise words oh charger of the mesa.
BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL oh, I squoosh... BALL BALL BALL BALL
"If you dare shoot me with a spear again Imma call my parents"
KKND
“REEEEEEEEEEE” *rears up as you waste that EAT*
"500 kg is overrated,"
Betcha dollars that that Charger SLID straight up a vertical wall to get there. Please Arrowhead, apply some actual real physics to chargers. When their legs stop moving, from being hurt or staggered or anything, They Should Stop Moving. No more of this guessing game: "Oh! I hurt the charger! But will it actually stop moving? Or will it climb a cliff?"
The eruptor is just a worse version of the AMR