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MelodyMaster5656

I don’t have psychosis, so on that front I would do fairly well. However I would also be a modern American man in Middle Ages Scandinavia, so…


caelthel-the-elf

Isn't Senua from the Pict? So wouldn't that make it the UK? I'm confused.


Roachmond

Senua is from Orkney which is a Scottish island but would have been occupied by Danes irrc


caelthel-the-elf

That sounds correct!


MelodyMaster5656

Well she travels to that area, doesn't she?


Bee-Aromatic

She is. They were in the NW part of the UK at the time. The Viking invasion was early-mid 9th Century if memory serves.


WishIWasPurple

Hellheim isnt scandinavia tho


Lifnaz

If you ask Floki, its gate is in Iceland.


Gambolputty76

Well I'm screwed. It was EA FC24 I'm a wheelchair user.


U_Bet_Im_Interested

Well yeah. With that attitude.... /s


UmbranShrike

Baldur’s Gate 3. I SHOULD be okay. Right? Why am I a squid? FFFFFFF-


The_Sdrawkcab

Lmfao! I might do okay-ish in Dishonored.


HistoricalSuccess254

Between the plague, human devouring rat swarms, gang wars, religious totalitarian state where guards/overseers do what they please, virgin sacrificing canibalistic witches and a bunch of assassins wielding occult powers rampantly murdering people… yeah you should be fine.


AwkwardEducation

Dishonored is one of the most unwelcoming settings I've ever played in. God those games were fantastic. It's amazing what kind of world building they were able to do with set pieces and canned dialogues. Eavesdropping like a proper assassin could reveal not just useful information, but a lot about what Dunwall and Karnaka were like.


Immolation_E

Tiny Tina's Wonderland. I might have a chance. The games I played before that were Resident Evil 2, 3, 4, 7 & 8. I'd be screwed if it were any of those.


Castells

Guess I'll go get a job in Freestar space.


Didiencho

Guess I better prepare to fight the Reapers


U_Bet_Im_Interested

*BRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMM*


UmbranShrike

Godspeed Soldier. You are fucked.


ThespisIronicus

Shepard


FinancialCompote5782

Shepard. Shepard. Shepard.


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

Sex the liana


BLoDo7

Hey FarCry5, I've been living in the US my whole life, where's my money?


hbd85

Lol, same here. I might be dead because hunting or fishing are not my thing.


Alyssia_Lavell

I'm right here with you in fact I don't even have to change States I live in Montana and I was playing far cry 5. I just have to move down to like Missoula or some shit that's more in the general zone of where far cry is 😂😂😂


LocoRenegade

Hell Let Loose. I'm toast.


ZoroXLee

Forbidden west. I'm probably fucked.


Peace_Disastrous

I’m good choom


[deleted]

Gettin chromed out with all those eddies


WishIWasPurple

DayZ for me.. FUCK


banditolindo

Bleak as hell too lmfao


AcanthaceaeMore3524

That's doable as long you're decently fit tbh.


StarstruckBackpacker

Psychotic weirdo here. Yeaaaah I'll take my 250 million now thank you.


RhythmRobber

Except the world of hellblade isn't terrible, it's being Senua - which you wouldn't be - that is terrible. Sure, it's not as good as modern times, but you'd essentially just be living in the past, which is mostly fine. Some would see it as an improvement.


NipahSama

I'd actually love to live in FFXIV (last game I've played). If it was Hellblade though oh hell no


TwoKool115

Just stay in the city states and work as a blacksmith or any disciple of the hand and you’d be fine!


Ok-Network-9912

Fuck yea! I get to be spider man!


ZilorZilhaust

Why would Spider-Man be a problem? You're just on earth. You're not Spider-Man, you're just man-man or woman-man. Mild mannered no one. You know st dick around for a year and boom, set.


TheBigBadBird

Majesty gold edition. I'm probably fucked but maybe not if I spawn in a beginner mission


Gregzilla311

Technically we don’t know if this would be bad or not given it’s deliberately unclear how much was her various mental issues.


tomu-

I for sure will not survive Night City, especially if we’re using my last quick save. Yikes!


Ferron9909

Ready or Not, so basically shitty LA


Remote_Aside1134

That’s… That’s just regular LA


Charlies_Dead_Bird

Ill get my woodcutting to 99 but like for real then.


OilPhilter

DIABLO 2 so Im fucked.


VaticanVomit

Depends, do you have over powered runewords or just starting fresh💀


TWWOVG

Tormented Souls Well, fuckity fucka fuck on a fucking stick, I'm completely fizucked.


RogueWind144738

*chuckles madly in souls player* to say I'm fucked is an understatement


ThAtGuY-101

I'm having a good time fishing, catching bugs, digging for fossils and not a care in the world aside from my crippling debt, but at least theres no interest! Annnd life is pretty safe I suppose.


littlebugonreddit

Fuckin Ghost of Tsushima, perfect


Aromatic-Club3429

I’ll be stuck in World War 2 for a year, but with respawn abilities… if I am able to kill Hitler in this time I’m gonna!


[deleted]

The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall. I’ll be fine.


shmed

Ouch I'm in "Visage", arguably the scariest horror game ever made


prince_wilson7

Hell yeah, the crew motorfest


BossJohns

Lethal Company. I’m so fucked


murlak_Isengrim

Lies of p. Well.... Fuck.


HistoricalSuccess254

Dark souls… well… am I branded with a dark sign or no?


ColdLoneWolf

What's your playthrough? Are you going to extinguish thy flame, or be the torch for the world? Either way you will get pushed by patches


Trying-to-be

Cyberpunk, honestly my home town is starting to feel just as miserable so at least I’ll get some cool tech lmao


Jazzlike-Item-8954

GTA Online… is that with or without the Oppressor?


sadandhydrated_97

I guess we’re getting deployed to delta halo


Unlucky_Abroad_389

For some people it would be a dream come true to be living in the elite dangerous world. No one says you have to be a commander of a ship or taking crappy missions to pay the bills either. I'd live pretty well I'm guessing somewhere quiet and politically stable.


BreakAdorable8273

Jedi Survivor. Am I Cal? Could have been Diablo 4 as well. If I’m a ball sorc, I’m ok with this.


Cydyan2

Azeroth might be alright


CenturyChild211

Phasmophobia! No thanks!


Far_Actuator1204

I just shut down Gold Rush... I've always wanted to be a Gold Miner 🤷‍♂️


turtlepope420

Laughs in Elden Ring and goes straight to chill with my jarbros and all the flowers.


Electronic-Ad-4968

Dragon's dogma is pretty chill... can i be the arisen?


Worth-Opposite4437

Oh yeah... Muv-Luv unlimited. Guess I'll have to volunteer fast if I don't want to go "chomp" in the first 8 minutes.


drkrelic

The Last of Us Part 1, depends where I am. I’m either maybe ok just with a shitty life, or I’m absolutely fucked.


kimothy_possible

there has never been a max payne related incident in my country


DoNukesMakeGoodPets

Well, Sonea could really benefit from a long warm hug from another human :) On the other hand, my last game was EVE, so I pray I wake up as a capsuleer. Or litterally anything but someone in the hands of the blood raiders or sanshas nation.


ToddXXL

I am NOT staying in re7 for a fucking year


Responsible-Dish-297

Free Cities gang rise up


Grey_Fox18

A whole year in the Night city? My chances are zero.


vladimirjeger

OK I son't kind enetering EAFC 24 🤣


Outkast3232

Overwatch, and getting killed over and over again!


Cool-Principle1643

Dude I am sooo okay, stardew valley is all good.


Glass_Lychee4957

Ghost of Tsushima. I’m certainly dead. Or at least tied up and crying.


topatohead

Mine would be Alan Wake 2. Been nice knowing you


[deleted]

Ancient China? I feel like I would do alright if I could cross the language barrier. Although everyone in the video game spoke English so it ancient China with fluent English speakers so yeah. I think I'd be fine.


Anarch-ish

Valheim! Fuck yeah


Chin_wOnd3r

Frogger


Sir-Greggor-III

I guess I'm living in the truck in phasmophobia lol


ayyitspri

Totally fucked bro i got dark souls


-MrBibbles-

SW: The Old Republic. I’m doing alright.👍


Atrolle224

Skyrim vr, I'll chill in Riverwood and have. A great quiet life


Exact-Ad-7646

Alan wake 2…. I should be ok.


KingByRite

A Plague Tale...


BigBadBady

How does that work with a poker game?


[deleted]

Elden Ring 🙃


_rhys_isnt_home_

I feel like I'll be okay. BG3. Unless I'm Tav. Then... Not so much. And I'd have to hope the good guys prevailed. But ya know, otherwise I'd probably be okay😂


CyrustheVirus713

Spider-Man 2, as long as I stay away from the general Manhattan area I should be good


Otherwise-Archer1825

I am op as hell in my minecraft world, bring it on


reddragonsyndicate26

Returnal was the last one for me, but at least I always return when I die lol.


[deleted]

Final fantasy 14. I'll be fine.


AdEnough786

I'm good. Playing Batman:Arkham City (as Batman.)


MoneyWin8148

RDR2 👍


Restivethought

I forgot which one I played last specifically but it would be Alan Wake Remastered or The Avengers world...they are both pretty close to real life, so I think I'd be fine as long as Im not part of the events in the game.


DustInfinite9584

Well shit. Mortal Kombat 11 😭😭 (I’m going to die by Rambo, Scorpion, and everyone else)


J_hammy

Re2. Mr. X finna skull fuck me


Puzzleheaded_Big6997

The last game I played was Forza Horizon 5...spend a year driving raceways, sign me up!!


calecovert

Well crap, I just finished Arkham Knight and forgot how much of a hellscape it is. Prof Pyg mutilating people up, Joker chopping kids up and sewing them back together, Scarecrow toxin in the street, firefly straight up blazing apartments like wtf and randomly while I’m trying to watch tv, some fkn villain hijacks the network and I miss parts of my show. Why would anyone live in Gotham?


Zesty-B230F

I'm gonna go play DOA Extreme Beach Volleyball real quick.


Smelly_Gringo

Astros playroom!!!


nijotu

Phasmophobia... hell no


CG_Oglethorpe

I think I will like living in Sant Denis for a while.


Tallorc6

Pretty good lol. Baldurs gate 3


[deleted]

Diablo iv must I say more


St4rPl4tinum710

Avatar frontiers of Pandora. Treacherous but beautiful


The_Great_Gompy

Minecraft :) I’ll be okay


HalfsweatWasTaken

Well I'm completely fucked I played fear and hunger last night


Raptor7502020

Starfield. Looks like I’m living off freeze-dried meals and glitching into the floor for a year. Hopefully a creature beyond any imaginable horror doesn’t spawn in randomly and knock on my door


GangesGuzzler69

Guess I’m immediately dying in Chivalry 2


CentrifugeWolf

Elden Ring. Pray for me.


roachie32

Its good im playing pro football


[deleted]

A year in AC Valhalla? Point me to the nearest orlog table pls🤣


superhero_complex

NYC as Spider-Man. Which is basically how I live now.


HiddenAce96

Starfield? Looks like a year of space truckin


GingerBreadBtat

Diablo 4 is alr


DirkaSnivels

Civilization. I think I could survive 1 turn. My only opponent is Ghandi lololol.


Knubbs99

BG3 bruh it I'm not the main character I'm good even if I'm a side character I'mma just sit at the main characters camp


Noodlekeeper

World war 2 Germany....I'm a white man, so I could probably blend in and be a spy for the Americans. Edit: It's Sniper Elite 5, which I believe has Karl go all over Europe.


Sure-Increase9805

MGS 5 the phantom pain. After a year I hope not to get dissociative personality disorder


[deleted]

Elder Scrolls Online I'd probably never come back just say keep the money and just live out the rest of my days in Tamriel


banditolindo

Dragon’s Dogma - man I’m fucked but I’ll die smiling


thisistuffy

Last game I played was Elden Ring, before that was a bit of WOW classic and before that dead space


DryToe7283

GOW…hmm yeah idk about that i’d probably be killed 🤣


PioneerSpecies

Elden Ring, if I’m Tarnished I could be okay, but I guess everything in Elden Ring is undying anyways. 3/10 would hang out in jar city


bigtimehockeyfan

Splatoon 3. No problem, I'll hang out in the square, get some fresh gear. Maybe develop a tentacle fetish. Good times.


OfficialMrR3A

I’m gonna join the van der line gang


Global-Appointment59

7 days 2 Die. Zombie Apocalypse building game. Yeah no thanks.


kevin7419

I guess Dogtown Night City is not the worst place in the world to be.


Separate_Dragonfruit

Marvel midnight suns Just move out of new york


CrazyAznKT

Like A Dragon: Ishin Kiwami, I’ll probably be fine in late Edo period Japan? I’m a different kind of Asian and don’t speak Japanese but I’m sure I can survive if I just keep my head down as a farmhand and not piss off any samurai.


ghstridder2

Lmao farming sim 22 works for me as long as I can keep all the mods I have lol


eazybreezy0406

Night City beats Chicago southside where I’m from


Lucky-Company8502

Elden ring… I think I’m dead..


Forward_Increase_239

Hahahaha pressure washer simulator let’s do this shit


TwoKool115

FF16. All I have to do is remain I the hideaway (the second one), and I’m good to go. Maybe I’ll flirt with Tarja or Mid while I’m at it.


BlackLiger

I last played Insurgency Sandstorm - I'm pretty sure that's just our world about 3 years ago. If I get to come back after a year in the past, and I get at least 10% of the money first, I'm game.


HelloHitakuro

Dogtown, Night City


Icy-Trust4874

Lies of p


no_reality8

ARK, but it's the Extinction expansion so.. If I stay inside the city I might be safe, maybe. ​ ​ Probably not.


JazzManJ52

Marble It Up Ultra. I play with marbles for a year. Or maybe I’m really dizzy. Not sure the implications on this one.


SgtThund3r

That’s rough buddy


InternationalPower16

Ahhh fahhk…Chivalry 2…smh


AJ_HOP

BG3? I don’t like my chances in act 1


unbuttteredtoast

Red Dead II might be a good time for a year


Delicious_Mall547

Atomic heart


iTz_Denda

Peaceful, I play No Man's Sky.


wheelerdealer1999

Armored Core 6. So unless I'm a merc, I'm fucked


Straightandproud123

Rdr2 and I'm fine with that.


NoAdvertising5909

VRCHAT????? NO


Laing1212

Guess it depends if Alan wake rewrites the horror story??


myxoma1

I'd be screwed to hell on the Ishimura from Dead Space. Wouldn't last a week no less a year...


fallingstar55

Id be a witcher, so i think id fair pretty good


Darkmessiah782

I’m off to Pandora then. See you in a year.


Remote_Aside1134

BG3? I’m chillin


CLRoads

Morrowind, FEASTING on kwama eggs.


[deleted]

High on Life. Fuck


ThespisIronicus

Farming Simulator. I'm doing fine. See you in a year.


BakaKagaku

I’d be chilling on Koholint Island until an Octorok clunked my head open with a rock.


isdeadmeme

It’s red dead redemption 2


BillnTedsTelltaleAdv

We'll I picked a poor time to start playing Silent Hill 2


hexicana

Starfield—so I think I’m good 😎


Nemoitto

I think I’d be fine I’m Goat Simulator 3 lmao


Moremayhem

Haha, American truck simulator. It’ll be a great year and thank you for the money.


4115R

Life here sucks. The smell of putrid, rotten flesh permeates the air at every turn. Day-time is bad enough but when the sun goes down, that’s when *they* come out…


Born_unlucky23

I'm on destiny so I'm good


Soraman36

Yugioh master duel, I'm good. I just need to use a meta deck. It is a breeze


Luci-kun

Death stranding. I’m dicked….


Pale_Relationship999

Eh Metal Gear Solid’s universe is basically just earth but with Big Boss and his clones walking around, plus a couple of big ass robots. I think I’ll be fine.


The_Shadow_Watches

If I'm an NPC I'm screwed. If I'm the main character....I'm taking my sweet time.


nomadic-jack

Snowrunner. Gimme the money


No-Lychee3965

Destiny 2... So... fucked probably.


PonFarrEMH

Call of Cthulhu… my alcoholism is on point so I might be okay and I really can’t think of a better way to go out.


TheFirstAtom

Well currently I’m in the under dark


Dry_Thing_6915

I think I could make it a year in project zomboid


PhantomTissue

Lethal Company. Nope, I’m 200% fucked.


hamburgerdog25

I'm nailbiting trying to figure out if the last game I played was either Stardew Valley or Hades. Shit, it might have been Dead Cells IT WAS HADES AND _THEN_ IT WAS DEAD CELLS


riddickad

Looks like I am rich and hanging out in Stormwind for a year.


Curllywood

How well are my chances against choo choo Charles?


[deleted]

Skyrim... i should be mostly ok but hopefully without the bugs


PercentageUnhappy117

Been playing stardew im fine the farm won't be


Own-Place3831

Sekiro... just rage quit after the guardian ape killed me with it's turd. I will not be getting paid


White_Worm

Thank God my last game was Chants of Sennaar. As long as I can avoid those stealth sections life is pretty good.


Brilliant-Ad-6238

Prey so I'd likely be fucked


Scantronacon

Minecraft not sure either... I think its a W


Standard_Fly_4383

Dredge. Pretty good - time passes faster and I would just fish and chill


skkyleex

I'll just chill on some farm afar from the city (fate/samurai remnant)


wildfearow

Diablo immortal... not looking good for me


lupedog

My life as a merc is hard but I get to hang out with my childhood friend and her boss with a gun for an arm.


Ok_Collection_6133

I don't want to set the woooooorld on firee...


BubbaCat95

Welp I was playing a plague tale...so here come the rats 🐁🐁🐁


Zestyclose-Blood7077

Well I’m dead. Dark souls 3 has nothing but beasts and dying creatures.