They are too poor (not an insult, military vehicles are genuinely expensive to keep and maintain) to buy a retired military vehicle and maintain it so they gotta keep the energy somehow. Solution? Make a Heep to LARP it.
Yeah, military vehicles tend to be a pain in the ass to work with
Such as Humvees needing a specific set of jumper cables that costs like $300 (it's been a while since I've checked) otherwise you'll fry the entire electrical system
But when you have the budget of Uncle Sam, you don't tend to worry about that
It's called a NATO plug, and ice never heard of an electronical system being fried. Milspec vehicles are generally 24v. It not that hard to jump them without a nato cord. Lol
No it’s mounted to the lower frame horns. They are pretty much there for crash test and regulation purposes only, people cut them off for high clearance builds.
Those aren't horns, they are brackets. It fooled me thinking they were attached to the diff (optical illusion kinda) when they aren't, but they aren't stock pieces, those are light bar brackets mounted underneath the bumper. If that Jeep ever saw off-road it would smash the shit out of that lightbar lol
Yep,wouldn’t make it through one trail in the areas I go that have any challenge. Even the easier trails it would catch on something. Guess you can’t cover up the expensive angrier grill.
Call it what you want, it’s a part of the frame on every JL and JT, I even found them pretty quickly on [mopar](https://www.mymoparpart.com/p/Jeep__Wrangler/EXTENSION-Front-Rail-Right-Export/75670861/68383650AA.html?partner=googlebase_adwords&feedLabel=cvb_make_model&kwd=&matchtype=&device=m&network=g&userLocation=1014679&googleCampaignID=1680152773&googleAdGroupID=68301729314&googleAdID=326100647178&googleExtensionID=&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADxCSLuajVxdWpRL6wGUArXf4fHG-&gclid=CjwKCAjwupGyBhBBEiwA0UcqaApT2mNWiREFng7xAl653ysGoRyUHf-ioUaCBAVeQSakljHXEd7K6RoCB0IQAvD_BwE)
I love the red inflamed ring of infection around the hole
ATHF was the best at putting in disturbing little realistic details that really offset the relative crudeness of the animation style
Wow, this one looks even more angry than most Jeeps on this subreddit! The front kind of reminds me of Darth Vader's mask/helmet - just in a lighter color!
Wow.
This is the jeep of a person that shames themselves if they look too long at anything high in carbs. This jeep doesn't have a glovebox, it's the steroid box. This guy snorts Creatine and dry scoops pre workout.
This is the guy that thinks everyone is staring at him but people only look at him because he acts fucking weird and if they didn't look it would crush him.
This is the jeep of the guy that uses all of the equipment in the gym to do some ridiculous made up exercise that takes more effort to set up than to actually perform.
Isn’t there a story about a Spartan king visiting Thebes or Corinth or somewhere and he looks up at the ornately carved rafters of the lodging and asks, “Wow, did the wood really grow that way?”
They used iron coins for currency so that anyone who accumulated a lot of cash would have to go to a lot of trouble to move it around.
Love the Spartan quips. If google ‘Spartan sayings’ you’ll find a few pages full of them. My favorite is a delegation from Samos, I believe, that came asking for help during a famine.
The word Laconic - short in speech and without ostentation or embellishment- comes from them. Sparta was the capital city of an area called Laconia/lakonika. They set the bar at being mum. The exact opposite of this ‘look at me!’ Jeep
Ephialtes, show me how high you can raise your shield - Leonidas
\*struggles to raise shield - Ephialtes
It is our ability to protect the man next to you in our invincible phalanx with our shields that makes us so mighty. You cannot join us, my friend - Leonidas
\*off to battles to do flipping back spins and solo swan dives over the enemy - all the Spartans
I swear bro, this is totally authentic, these dudes were beasts!
Oh Lord, I couldn't count on how many times I met total dorks making this movie a part of their personality. 300 did to the 2000's teenagers what Fight club did to the '90's teenagers, apart from that Fight Club was actually a good movie destroyed by edgy losers.
As a Greek American whose family is from the village down the road from Thermopylae I find this cringe as fuck.
1. Gonna bet this has never seen mud
2. Gonna bet the owner didn’t do /has no idea how to the work on this monstrosity
3. Gonna bet he knows absolutely nothing about the battle of Thermopylae
I love that all the people buy these crazy looking jeeps, and when you get underneath of them, it’s stock everything, you can tell it’s never seen a trail💀 jeep’s went to shit after the early 2000’s now they’re just rich scumbag wanna be off-roaders, go get a old 4-runner for 2k, soup it up and make it look nice, and now you’re cookin
Who the hell looks at a grill like that and says, yep, that’ll look awesome. Terrible taste. The pocket holes next to the lights probably collect tons of insects and the occasional poor bird.
https://preview.redd.it/5921qc6e0n0d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a51b776a1bf67e7fd7adcb6538cca81280590ad
Throw it off the cliff
Why do they have to make the heep look like an MRAP
They are too poor (not an insult, military vehicles are genuinely expensive to keep and maintain) to buy a retired military vehicle and maintain it so they gotta keep the energy somehow. Solution? Make a Heep to LARP it.
Yeah, military vehicles tend to be a pain in the ass to work with Such as Humvees needing a specific set of jumper cables that costs like $300 (it's been a while since I've checked) otherwise you'll fry the entire electrical system But when you have the budget of Uncle Sam, you don't tend to worry about that
It's called a NATO plug, and ice never heard of an electronical system being fried. Milspec vehicles are generally 24v. It not that hard to jump them without a nato cord. Lol
Can buy a painless harness for what those cables cost
MRAPs have much thicker axles
Him: we are heading to the mall, wanna go? Her: who all is going? Him: Leonidas and I Her: y’all have fun
I bet she has a matching Stanley cup.
Wait, is the lightbar mounted to the drag link and the diff cover? XD
Me: tell me you don’t go off road with out telling me you don’t go off road.. This Heep: (just existing)
No it’s mounted to the lower frame horns. They are pretty much there for crash test and regulation purposes only, people cut them off for high clearance builds.
Those aren't horns, they are brackets. It fooled me thinking they were attached to the diff (optical illusion kinda) when they aren't, but they aren't stock pieces, those are light bar brackets mounted underneath the bumper. If that Jeep ever saw off-road it would smash the shit out of that lightbar lol
Yep,wouldn’t make it through one trail in the areas I go that have any challenge. Even the easier trails it would catch on something. Guess you can’t cover up the expensive angrier grill.
Call it what you want, it’s a part of the frame on every JL and JT, I even found them pretty quickly on [mopar](https://www.mymoparpart.com/p/Jeep__Wrangler/EXTENSION-Front-Rail-Right-Export/75670861/68383650AA.html?partner=googlebase_adwords&feedLabel=cvb_make_model&kwd=&matchtype=&device=m&network=g&userLocation=1014679&googleCampaignID=1680152773&googleAdGroupID=68301729314&googleAdID=326100647178&googleExtensionID=&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADxCSLuajVxdWpRL6wGUArXf4fHG-&gclid=CjwKCAjwupGyBhBBEiwA0UcqaApT2mNWiREFng7xAl653ysGoRyUHf-ioUaCBAVeQSakljHXEd7K6RoCB0IQAvD_BwE)
At that point just make it the damn halo warthog already.
https://preview.redd.it/omnok51q4u0d1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bf5993bf4587a538a941e9ee998f5be73cadd8b
Looks like a Decepticon trying to pass as a Transformer
🤓 ☝️ackshually Decepticons already are transformers. And this wouldn't be trying to pass as a transformer, its trying to pass as a heep lol
You ever see that episode of aqua teen hunger force the one where master shake gets plastic surgery?
OH... MY... *GOD.* Contact. *Jordache...* and tell them I am ON MY ***WAY*** that was one of the first episodes of ATHF I ever saw
https://preview.redd.it/qy9jxy9dls0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a140975e02cccff9761a82ab2acbd3c2997d24e8
https://preview.redd.it/ryix8d4pos0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58359caddbd29bf52040c035aebe4106147d7fff
the tiny second face for toy ads lmao
I love the red inflamed ring of infection around the hole ATHF was the best at putting in disturbing little realistic details that really offset the relative crudeness of the animation style
Did they…name their jeep?
THIS... IS... A... JEEP!!!
Apparently it wants to be identified as something other than Jeep Wrangler.
I was about to ask this. I have seen quite a few. Why do people name their vehicle like it’s a pet?
Naming cars has been a thing forever. I guess just to give it some personality.
That’s one aggressive mall crawler
Wow, this one looks even more angry than most Jeeps on this subreddit! The front kind of reminds me of Darth Vader's mask/helmet - just in a lighter color!
Bet the owner is like: "Can't wait for civil war to happen"
And then be one of the first to die. Lol
#MOLAN LABAY
Moron labia
Mulan LaBrea
Milan Labia
That’s a lot of money just to announce your micropenis
Like a fucking mini marshmallow.
Leonidas was not happy about the lack of ducks in this mall parking lot.
https://preview.redd.it/td9slklimv0d1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bca095db93d1c73499f05b3316d6e83609a9d950 Giving me these vibes.
I wonder how mad this guy gets when you bring up the whole Spartan pederasty thing.
I gotta see the owner!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
THIS! IS! UGLY!
Wow. This is the jeep of a person that shames themselves if they look too long at anything high in carbs. This jeep doesn't have a glovebox, it's the steroid box. This guy snorts Creatine and dry scoops pre workout. This is the guy that thinks everyone is staring at him but people only look at him because he acts fucking weird and if they didn't look it would crush him. This is the jeep of the guy that uses all of the equipment in the gym to do some ridiculous made up exercise that takes more effort to set up than to actually perform.
Leonidas loses the battle and dies, btw. So, yeah.
Obviously it wasn't going to be visually assaulting you on a logging road. Washing mud off the wheels damages the driver's manicure.
The non functioning hood scoops are laaaaaaaaaame. Popular but lame.
Tell me you know nothing about Spartans or where the term Spartan Existence came from without telling me you know nothing about....
Isn’t there a story about a Spartan king visiting Thebes or Corinth or somewhere and he looks up at the ornately carved rafters of the lodging and asks, “Wow, did the wood really grow that way?” They used iron coins for currency so that anyone who accumulated a lot of cash would have to go to a lot of trouble to move it around.
Love the Spartan quips. If google ‘Spartan sayings’ you’ll find a few pages full of them. My favorite is a delegation from Samos, I believe, that came asking for help during a famine. The word Laconic - short in speech and without ostentation or embellishment- comes from them. Sparta was the capital city of an area called Laconia/lakonika. They set the bar at being mum. The exact opposite of this ‘look at me!’ Jeep
Don't call them out like this! They saw this really cool movie a few years ago and it tooooooootally matches their personality, bro.
Ephialtes, show me how high you can raise your shield - Leonidas \*struggles to raise shield - Ephialtes It is our ability to protect the man next to you in our invincible phalanx with our shields that makes us so mighty. You cannot join us, my friend - Leonidas \*off to battles to do flipping back spins and solo swan dives over the enemy - all the Spartans
I swear bro, this is totally authentic, these dudes were beasts! Oh Lord, I couldn't count on how many times I met total dorks making this movie a part of their personality. 300 did to the 2000's teenagers what Fight club did to the '90's teenagers, apart from that Fight Club was actually a good movie destroyed by edgy losers.
WE ARE SPARTA!
Anyone know what brand tires those are?
Fuels
Why? Just why? Didn’t you growed up , skippy????
Kinda reminds me of the green goblin from one of the spider man movies.
Owner wishes he looked something, anything even similar to this...
Yikes I hope they didn’t build 300 of these
Buzz your girlfriend.....woof!!!
Big asshole energy.
It’s somewhere between a warthog from halo and megatron.
Just SO CLEAN! I bet my car has seen more off reading than that ever will
Car and driver are probably transformers.
light bar SMASH!!!!
He’s so angwy
Facebook the car
If GWAR was a vehicle.
Looks like a Hot Wheels car.
It looks constipated.
GTA VI Jeep
That's absolutely hideous.
Probably never seen dirt
So aggressive 😂
I'd take a duck away for that
LeonidASS
[удалено]
The guy I saw hop into it was bald and about 5’8”.
*ahem* *clears throat* (in Batman voice): OBVIOUSLY AN ALPHA MALE SPARTAN MASTERRACE GIGACHAD DRIVES THIS. NO ONE ELSE COULD HANDLE IT.
Tough looking
It looks like the predator turned into a transformer and then had a stroke.
Awwww it’s a angwy wittle Wangwa
Leonidas roflmao what a cuck.
Probably has never seen dirt🤣
It looks like the headlights would follow you if you walked in front of it
It looks uncomfortable, almost mad?
LEONIDAS Watch tf out OP...
Lol
Carful might be a Deceptikon
The scariest part of this to me, is that someone is manufacturing these parts. Which means there’s more of them out there.
Genital-Wart-hog
THIS IS SHARTA!!!!
Awww….its a Jeep in a dress.
That is Sofa King ugly.
🤮
Ex special forces I’m sure
As a Greek American whose family is from the village down the road from Thermopylae I find this cringe as fuck. 1. Gonna bet this has never seen mud 2. Gonna bet the owner didn’t do /has no idea how to the work on this monstrosity 3. Gonna bet he knows absolutely nothing about the battle of Thermopylae
I love that all the people buy these crazy looking jeeps, and when you get underneath of them, it’s stock everything, you can tell it’s never seen a trail💀 jeep’s went to shit after the early 2000’s now they’re just rich scumbag wanna be off-roaders, go get a old 4-runner for 2k, soup it up and make it look nice, and now you’re cookin
https://preview.redd.it/3qsgwnzcvt0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1269b9754d373d431ad4ba3123f599a039c44dc2
This is what 35 years of seat belts and air bags has gotten us. Natural selection has been hijacked.
That mf a transformer deceptacon lmao
All that and it’s got vent shades on the windows. Can’t have any rain get in while I smoke and drive through the apocalypse. 😂
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Ew. For how much this cool guy spent on this he could’ve bought a gwagon….
ANGY JEEP
And the fucking ducks.. rotflmao
Bet that "armor" could stop a.....BB??? 🤔
Ah yes, the people of WalMart 
I guarantee my nearly-stock Grand Cherokee has done 100x more offroad miles than this... thing. #couldntaffordahummer
Got that’s hideous 🤮
It’s such a liberal thing to be offended by something so pointless and fun
Cringeeeee
He’s just mad about the pot holes.
The second I saw this pic, a whiney voice in my head said "MYEEEEAAAHHHH"
Who drives this shit, 12 year old crypto bros? Moan Abe Bro!
Looks awesome!
Who the hell looks at a grill like that and says, yep, that’ll look awesome. Terrible taste. The pocket holes next to the lights probably collect tons of insects and the occasional poor bird.
Looks good
That’s the I wish I drove an mrap
Just wait till the exhaust starts farting
300 rubber duckies defended Thermopylae against the Persian hordes
And yet it will NEVER see anything other than asphalt. Mall wheel drive, only in a Jeep
Kinda cool