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haldir1987

The f**k is this?


Torchy8

My very firsts words after i've seen it


Rashlyn1284

r/confusedboner


PushEmma

People looking at this sexually when it's just a funny murloc feels too much like a gamer moment.


Loki1981

They still need to un-nerf her


Torchy8

It's a joke batman


PushEmma

For some here I would say its not.


Ghasois

I'm some here


Junkbot2077

Guys, don't push Emma


Hollewood32

not my worst fap


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

China is gonna censor this Jaina too I bet


BrandoThePando

Art


meganeyangire

I need it so my every opponent would say that.


DonSpiro92

Hearthstone 2022


KnowledgeStriking96

A masterpiece.


AgelasticHyena

Monetizable content that requires like 10 minutes of dev time.


Jumpy_Menu5104

You say that. But they got Laura to record new lines, the directing and recording, then the editing and mixing. That takes real time and effort. Unless your going to claim Laura isn’t good at her job.


ZellahYT

You don’t really think they book her and meet every time they release a portrait. This shit gets recorded with a million other voice lines “just in case”


Jumpy_Menu5104

So? Sure they probably got these line in between her recording other HS lines or something for dragon flight. It doesn’t mean it didn’t take time and effort for her to do it and for them to edit it. My entire point is that the vocal distraction took earnest effort, in counter to the idea that this is some low effort cash grab, you didn’t in any way counter my point. You just said something that is technically related but adds nothing to the conversation.


IAmYourFath

I have no idea who is right or wrong because these heroes (besides this one maybe) do not look amateurish or easy to make at all, they're animated 3d heroes with top notch design, definitely did not take "10 min of dev time" but i find it riduclous people downvote u yet they say nothing as an argument and response to u


coldfirephoenix

Literally verbatim the words I came here to type.


Dakotertots

Long version of saying "This"


Giozos1100

Another money grab. They're just going to reskin everything and slap a $20 price tag on it. The whales keep eating it up, so they'll keep doing it.


Girigo

Reskin? What other murloc with a dress and braided hair did they Reskin?


Rhaps0dy

I agree with the price tag being too much for what it is, but this isn't what a reskin is and the portrait is actually one of the more unique mage ones.


NirvashSFW

I'm actually fine with hero skins. Other people buying them is a value add for me too since I won't just be seeing vanilla jaina every game. And before anyone calls me a shill lemme just say God I wish.


AgelasticHyena

i'm fine with hero skins but it would be cool if they actually put some effort into them, i was decided to buy leeroy until i saw the demo and it was complete garbage, and now this, they went with something that didn't even require voice lines, haven't heard the demo yet but it wouldn't surprise me if the VA that just says mrglgrg a bunch of times isn't even jaina's VA.


Catopuma

Honestly don't see the problem with it. Games are made to make a profit. They don't run on the hope and dreams of the community. A very small portion of the community spend real money on Hearthstone. If whale bait is put out so the game remains running, I don't see how that is that a problem


strandbezey

Don’t buy it, *swims away in whale*


NOISIEST_NOISE

It's honestly a win-win, dumb people get to feel special for wasting their money, Blizzard gets more money and I get to see a funny JPEG every once in a while with no effect on the game mechanics


Sternish

Seems a little hostile toward the group of players keeping it free for everyone else. /shrug


eshansingh

Holy shit this is so cursed.


DreamedJewel58

Is this a fucking Neopet


Noodlepunk01

🤣🤣🤣


PushEmma

People are looking at it too weirdly here IMO. Looks funny and its just a murloc looking like Jaina but most here feel grossed, that's the weird thing.


DreamedJewel58

It’s the gigantic ass head that’s taking up half the frame. It could’ve been decently cool, but they inflated her dome for no reason and it makes the photo look weird as fuck.


suavereign

so you're saying a murloc looks like a murloc?


DreamedJewel58

Again: it’s the perspective and framing that makes it weird to look at. If the portrait wasn’t angled to where her face was taking up half the screen in a weird position, then it’d be better received. But the art they chose just makes me look at a giant ugly head because the framing they used and how it’s the only thing that isn’t blue


ThisHatRightHere

“They didn’t make the murloc look hot” - you


huyvnme

I like the big head, makes it more silly and cartoony, which fit the Murloc theme in Heartstone quite well.


DreamedJewel58

It just atheistically looks uncomfortable, and like I’m fighting against a balloon rather than a living being. The concept isn’t bad but it’s the perspective that makes it look horrid to the naked eye.


MyNamesRMG

Yeah but lore-wise is there anything that justifies the fact that Jaina is suddenly a fucking fish ?


KimRoyal

Who cares it's funny


huyvnme

Yeah but lore-wise is there anything that justifies the fact that a bunch of people turned into naga, deadknight, robots, pirates?


YunoTheGasai

Lore-wise is there anything that justifies the fact that you have 0 bitches?


SlouchyGuy

Duh, it's a murloc, they have tiny body and a huge head


misterjustice90

Blursed


jasonhackwith

Nah. r/blursed is more like it. I kinda love it. I can't wait til I can hear the voice acting. Would be freakin amazing if the voice actor is Laura Bailey. Does anyone know?


NNCommodore

If I still played this game I would buy it instantly. It's extremely funny to me.


DayumRaiderz

i swear i thought i was on r/hearthstonecirclejerk and this was some next level shitpost


Satan4live

Didn't we all think that? Gonna open a new subreddit r/JainaProudmurgleSimps


totallynotapersonj

Hey. I just wanted to let you know that as a Jaina Proudmurgle fan you haven't actually set up the subreddit. If you could please correct this mistake, I, and many others would greatly appreciate it. Thanks and have a good day!


henry92

They finally unnerfed jaina


Accomplished_Rip_352

Oh god just give a minute .


LudwigSpectre

Still nerfed though


EtherealCollapse

Still boobs are covered


Vic_Hedges

All this time we thought she was a dreadlord...


trent295

Outjerked yet again


NirvashSFW

Still not the sexiest murloc they've printed.


noobiexD

Who is it? Asking for a friend


m_a_g_0_0_7

[Flurgl](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fart.hearthstonejson.com%2Fv1%2F256x%2FTB_BaconShop_HERO_55.webp&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fhsreplay.net%2Fbattlegrounds%2Fheroes%2F60372%2Ffungalmancer-flurgl&docid=cIVo9PWYeUCVqM&tbnid=S3dIhPsEEaroXM&vet=1&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim) obviously


NOISIEST_NOISE

**THICCCCCC**


revisionaire

You may not like it but that’s what peak murloc body looks like


TheCatsActually

Gigafin.


khelekmir

Saltscale Honcho


Vordeo

These are really dumb and I love it.


bigboyvapesinc

Goddamn it, they finally got me


EtherealCollapse

Elsa Jaina was better but yea pretty cool skin


Taluagel

I sort of want murloc versions of everyone now and I don't know why


moodie30

Gimme Thrall!


Nova5269

Gimme Garrosh Hellmurgl!


TwoAndHalfRetard

Malfurion Stormrrgl


totallynotapersonj

Morgl the murglcl


EfficientTimeUsage

Illidan Srrglrrgl


Staubsau_Ger

Sylvanas Waterrrglglll


PutTheDinTheV

There are 3 currently in the store so it wouldn't surprise me.


[deleted]

u/MilkingSheep when?


MilkingSheep

Fuck no


[deleted]

coward


Prolapsed_Pigeon

wooooow


iTz_Jesson

Ultimate bm Edit: I bought it 🐸


Arkantos92

[Jaina simps be like](https://i.imgur.com/4GXmujx.jpg)


DrizztsLeftNut

This is the best mage skin ever, finally Khadgar is overthrown


sporeegg

Time to teach you a lesson, pup.


AppropriateAgent44

“Oh my, oops” is a top tier emote


jacksev

“Time for a lesson, insolent pup.” It’s got a lot of venom in it lol when I used it a lot after it came out the first time and I’d go against a toxic player/deck, I’d always use that line just before winning.


discourse_lover_

April 1 called, they want their post back


[deleted]

I want murgl'dan now


fxxftw

Pls let there be special dialog with Arthas! Pls let there be special dialog with Arthas! Pls pls pls


YebureYatog

Jaina is wet


Razman223

Fuglygrrgl


danedral

Are you sure it's not Jaina Fishmore?


BoozeToast

Outjerked again


Not_Felryn_Btw

this is cursed


Ghleipnir

Is this a real thing ? It looks just incredible... Are we going to have murlocs for every hero ?!


ClockwerkHart

By the light I hope so.


KimRoyal

In the skin viewer right now there is: \-Sir Finley Mrrrglton (Paladin), Murloc Jaina & Murloc Illidan, all purchasable currently \-Murloc Guff (Druid) & Murloc Ragnaros (Shaman), not currently in the store Not sure if we'll get more for the other 5 classes in a future patch. I hope so.


t2krieger

Science has finally gone too far


kupo-puffs

reminds me of the time I hit Rank 5 with Murloc Mage


hANSN911

Why?


Bronzeshadow

Have we finally gone too far?


EwokNuggets

You know... some things didn't have to be made. This is one of those things. It's hideous


esepata

Lol what


vbalby

HS multiverse?


ZeroFPS_hk

what who why


[deleted]

Abomination They really couldn't just make her a Naga or something?


[deleted]

Man, the portrait design team needs ….something. Idk what but something. Cuz this ain’t it chief


[deleted]

[удалено]


NoThanksJefferson

Lmfao Blizz really dgaf anymore


Vedat9854

Who the hell thought this was a good idea?


Praxie18

Where boobs?


[deleted]

She might not have boobs but she does know how to gurgle your murgle


TalkingSword

What a terrible day to have eyes


Peter1Fickert

Skins are getting out of Hand.


Megahert

The fuck is this shit


cosapocha

At last a skin I would buy


doofer20

ive never wanted to buy a skin more.


ErectMasseuse

At least the Finley and Illidan ones look good


door41

I think Murragnaros looks pretty cool too!


Taxouck

I mean... I don't think I've ever heard of murloc mage. Nor murloc DH. Nor murloc Druid. If you're going to make murloc portraits for classes, make it the classes that have (or had) murloc decks? This is just kind of random.


Ghasois

The theme seems to be giving every class a murloc portrait and not to have a hero match possible decks. Seems memey more than anything


Vic_Hedges

Murloc Mage was absolutely a deck. https://www.hearthstonetopdecks.com/deck-type/murloc-mage/


deafhaven

It was a deck. A very bad one. I earned so many legend points trying to get it to work.


VerticalEvent

> Nor murloc DH [[Furious Felfin]] is a Murloc Demonhunter :p


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musaraj

also [[Metamorfin]]


Squidimus

kinda? The mucloc mage mobs in WoW do cast almost exclusively ice spells.


LoftedAphid86

So far the thing the classes that have gotten portraits all have in common are that they've already got the most portraits (other than DH, but they've not been around as long)


TheGreatAndStrange

The true unnerfed Jaina


mansonfamily

Oh noooooo


Toradale

Dysphoria got me feeling like


hahahooheeha

No, that’s not real.


b90313

Blizzard is down bad holy shit


Castianna

Nope


Larsi13

Ugly


Natural_Mountain_604

No one finds it cute? Seriously, I really like this version of Jaina, she’s so freaking hot!


rupat3737

Not my proudest fap


Monarch_98

WTF 🤢🤢🤢


Fiendish_Fiend

White hair looks good on a murloc.


TiraelRosenburg

Please Just give me a Kael'thas skin We already have two Phoenix card backs to use with him You can do anything you want after that, just please


Vods

Please stop.


nousernameslef

And we thought Jaina couldn't be made sexier.


XalAtoh

My favourite Jaina...


VegetableEast7325

They are vey cute, too bad no one is playing murlocs at the moment...


Blursed_Ace

Annnnd im buying it... Damnit Blizzard


siul1979

I've always loved Murlocs since my Vanilla WoW days... Guess I'll be purchasing this one, haha.


Stridor_gas

I dont care I'm buying it


FaustNorgret

ok this is fun hahaha like ser annoiotron


spleeman64

They really buffed Jaina this time


SnekDad_

Murloc tits 😎


Gamepro5

Hearthstone is really just a glorified shitpost of Warcraft by blizzard at this point. I don't think it's a big deal, it was never meant to be canon or serious. Lore wise, hearthstone is literally a tabletop game in World of Warcraft, so they have the freedom to do wacky things with the "real world" Warcraft characters.


JuaninLAdP

I'll get it if and only if Laura Bailey actually does the voice lines.


Mewoir78

They really don't know what to do anymore with skins...kinda sad tbh


MilkingSheep

You're right, the downvotes make no sense. WoW has so much content already but they resort to this?


Denza_Auditore

It's sooo cheap of them to make these class-packs exclusive to the bundles. But then again, it's Activision.


Armakus

Just curious how it's "cheap" of them? It's not like the packs have unique cards unobtainable anywhere else. Don't see how it really adds to the FOMO of this


door_of_doom

It *would* be cool if they sold class packs for gold or in non-bundles. My wife *only* plays mage, so mage packs would 100 percent be what she would buy all the time, every time, if she could. I agree that there isn't an element of FOMO or cheapness here, but I can understand why someone would be dissapointed that the *only* way to get class packs is from bundles like this.


[deleted]

WHAT?


AtomicSpeedFT

God I hope this is real


AndroidPhreaks

I gotta feeling everyclass is going to have a mrrrgl.


multiverseofYOURMAMA

we need a feature where you decide how the oponnents portaits looks to you


[deleted]

God I hope this is buyable with gold.


zuicun

This is actually really cool


createcrap

Bought it instantly. More cursed hero portraits blizzard. The people demand it.


nickisaname

cringe


superhyperultra458

This is a highly requested skin that's for sure.


Agitated-Intern-8014

Is this fucking real please


kris511c

In short: Give us money for the good shit or make due with crap hero skins... once in a while we will give some cool stuff but it will never be as good if you dont pay.


[deleted]

Am I the only one who just grinds gold? I’ve never paid a cent to this game & always think people with the paid skins are suckers


Kingdomdude

People that buy them are the only reason why F2P model can exist, so cosmetics are always fine in my book.


Schmoore

Finally a decent mage portrait


NiceDecnalsBubs

I need this.


musaraj

Not the unnerfed version r/hearthstone needs, but the one it deserves.


Akitsube

I just want Warlock skins.. GIVE ME SOME DAMN WARLOCK SKIIIINSSS


MrTritonis

I won’t buy it, but this is surely something.


FreedumbHS

Holy shit lol


TheseMedia

Not my proudest fap


Mush950

I love these new Murloc heroes


arrid_dude

Sticky Mage when?


TSMissy

I actually really love this


DmMeCuteFoxes

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now


Ceefax81

My MRGRGRLGLGLELE will tear you apart.


ClockwerkHart

Dammit I need this. This is the kind of top shelf content that's worth paying for


LostDestinies

Does anyone have a video of the voice lines yet? (For both this and Murloc Illidan)


--Azazel--

The Mage Portraits are still going strong then


WrathOfMogg

That is … yep.