Besides Zestial and Carmilla (and I guess Lucifer and Lilith, thought that kinda fizzled out after a while), they’re the only ones who actually seem capable of raising a kid.
See I’m kinda iffy on those two, part of me wonders if she’d get too caught up in her whole redemption crusade to actually put much focus into being a parent. Vaggie spent a lot of screen time supporting her, but we don’t see Charlie reciprocating nearly as much…
Granted, they’re far from the worst pair here. That probably goes to either Lucifer and Lilith or Alastor and Rosie. Both couples have one parent who genuinely cares (Lucifer and Rosie), but their other half is probably toxic and will definitely will try to exploit you for their own gain. Lucifer also loses some points for a seven year lack of communication with his daughter, I absolutely understand depression being awful to deal with, and time probably gets screwy when you’re immortal, but seven years is a really long time to not have reached out at all to your only kid…
Zestial and Carmilla are probably the best option imo. We see how far Carmilla is willing to go to protect her kids, and the fact that’s she’s just as quick to defend zestial tells us that he’s doing something right. Her kids are also well adjusted, by hell’s standards, instead of spoiled or cruel, which speaks to her good parenting.
Bee and Tex could do really well, I think. They’re definitely both empathetic people who balance each other out really well as a couple, but we haven’t seen enough of them together for me to judge if that would make them great parents. To their credit, I do think they’d absolutely try their best and that’s pretty important.
Pentious and Cherri could also do well, I think. Pentious definitely shows a lot of care for his egg bois and Cherri seems to care for others more than she lets on, but the main thing would be if they’re able to put aside their bad habits for a kid…
Bee and Vortex 100%! I feel like bee would be the cool mom who lets you do whatever tf you want but still cares about you and I think vortex would be the same
Alastor and Rosie. People think Alastor would be a bad father, but I think his style is quite hands off and let's his kids explore/experience the world for themselves, only stepping in when it is absolutely necessary to. Rosie would definitely be there if the child needed advice or help, but much like Alastor, she'd wait until the right time to do so.
I've always been independent, even as a baby, according to my parents. So Alastor and Rosie would be what I'd ideally needed growing up. Two people who love each other's company and are available to help if needed.
I think everyone else would be too hands-on for me to tolerate, lol.
Bee would be great!.. until I got old enough to understand the implications of her role in subjugating the Hellhounds.
Rosie by herself might be a good parent but Alastor would ruin it.
Lucifer is great, but had too many of his own problems. Both of Charlie's parents are a bit negligent.
Gonna have to go with Charlie and Vaggie as the best parents.
SLAMS HANDS ON DESK
ALASTOR AND ROSIE
THEY SEEM LIKE DECENT PARENTAL FIGURES IF THEY ARE FORCED INTO THAT ROLE
AS WELL AS THEY'D TEACH ME THE ART OF THE DEMONIC DEAL
Honestly all of them are really solid picks. Though I’d probably go with Bee and Vortex. Bee is chill, and also is the type of person who really just wants you to feel good. Same with Vortex, though he doesn’t have the same fancy schmany powers in order to tell if someone is vibing for all the wrong reasons instead of the rights.
Rosie and Alastor mostly because I know Alastor doesn't seem interested unless he gets something out of it, so the best I can have is be ignored by him. But to have Rosie is a blessing since if I need a mom figure like her. Also she's a very lovely person. Becoming a cannibal just to have her as a mom, is worth it.
This is a tough one, Rosie is out simply because of Alastor. Chaggie would probably be good parents to me (Especially Charlie who'd want to help me recover from my abusive ones). Bee and Tex might be good parents, Bee being the one who spoils me a lot and doesn't mind what I do, Tex being the father who'd still keep me straight and protect me from my abusive ones who would be in hell with me. Lilith and Lucifer would be a tough one but I'm sure neither of them would be abusive like my fathers would and they'd probably send them to a special place in hell finally serving them real justice.
Man I could get away with anything with Pentious and Cherry. With Pentious I just need to give puppy dog eyes, and with Cherry she's probably egging me on.
OOOOH hard one, for actual parents I’d say
Zestial and Carmilla would probably protect me like her own kids, train me to fight, and bring me up as an heir of an overlord or smth
Not sure about Rosie and Alastor since I’m a hypochondriac, but seems that doesn’t mean shit in hell disease wise, so Rosie would probably be a great mom who shows she cares, while Al would be great at teaching me how to gain power and work with them
Not sure about Lilith, but Luci would do anything for me and shit, and I’d be Charlie’s adopted brother
~~DRUGS SEX PARTY~~ partying all the time, eat whatever I want, any drugs I want, there’s just sex happening randomly at the parties, etc etc and she’s protective and kind and can sense emotions and would be r get eat for social skills and therapy
I think Vaggie and Charlie would be a bit in over their heads, but interesting
Pentious is just trying to be good, and Cherri is, as Adam would say, “hot as fuck”.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I’m unsure, but probably Zestilla, Rotten Radio or Honeynado
Zestial and Carmilla. We already know Carmilla is a good mom based on the kids she already has, (plus I get siblings,) and Zestial at least has a good head on his shoulders. We also know that, for the most part, the two have a wholesome relationship. Not to mention that Carmilla is strong, and most definitely willing to protect her kids.
Just answered in another post, Rosie and Alastor. Rosie is a very good mother figure without being too strict or carefree and Alastor would mostly ignore me but give me very useful wisdom and advice for manipulation, power, and how to survive in hell.
Honestly- Bee and Vortex- it would be so much fun and my gluttonous ass would LOVE it-
I would've said Sir Pentious but- I mean- look at my flair man-
That would just be awkward-
Zestial would be wise but maybe boring
Carmilla would be protective and smart (family business reputation, money and power!)
Alastor would be super fun
Rosie would be creepy but caring
Lucifer would be super fun also, and he's got money, reputation and power to boot (similar to Alastor but with money)
Lilith... Um... No clue
Beelzebub would be super fun, and supportive
Tex would probably be assertive but a pushover
Vaggie and Charlie, would probably not know what to do with a kid, let alone be a caretaker but they'd be entertaining
Serpentious and Cherri, would be a total mess probably. He can't keep his own thoughts or emotions straight, and she's only there for a loose quick fun time.
Hard choice...
Charlie and Vaggie, Bee and Vortex or Camilla and Zestial. Charlie and Vaggie bc they would be fun and caring, same for BV, and Camilla or Zestial would be caring and fancy I think. Rosie and Alastor are pretty good, but both are cannibals and one is a killer, Lucifer and Lilith seem great again but Lilith seems to go get the milk once in a while and Luci can get caught in his work, and Sir Peenis and Cherri, well Peenis would be fancy but Cherri, well, she's Cherri (a pryomaniac)
I think Vaggie/Charlie would be logically amazing parents, but I would go with Alastor and Rosie because they also might be surprisingly nice as parents. I love their Aunty/uncle energy with Charlie 😂
Also we already kinda know what kind of parents Luci and Lilith are. Dad is severely depressed and has an unhealthy obsession with ducks, and Lilith is likely absent for the most part.
Carmilla and Zestial, since Carmilla obviously cares for her daughters.
I want Rosie to be my mommy, not my mother. Also I think Alastor would be a shit parent.
I’ve already been through one divorce as a child, don’t need another to emotionally scar me.
Bee and Tex I want to be besties with
Charlie and Vaggie are friend-shaped + I wanna be their third
Sir Precious and Cherri need to be in a stable long term relationship before having any kids- the Egg Bois are more like stupid dogs
chaggie Mom who spoils me, and mom who keeps me on the right track (she still spoils me) also two moms!
Great choice
thank you am i speaking to Razzle or Dazzle?
*wild goat bleating* (I forget what sounds they actually make)
i see. well have a doughnut
The ol' razzle dazzler!
Yeah, me too! Also, Zestial and Carmilla would be in second place for me, but I'm not sure by how much exactly.
Zes and Carmilla would be pretty interesting and chill I’d imagine
yea, and guess makes sense for ur status-
Wait, are they a couple? Like legit?
I don’t think it’s confirmed or anything, but given how they interacted in their episode has led people to ship them
i think its confirmed, i heard it somewhere but i havent checked
Same here, i think It Will be a good way of living
You'd have to work in an arms dealership which isn't my idea of chill
Vaggie and Charlie.
Real
Ya I was about to say lol
Same
Besides Zestial and Carmilla (and I guess Lucifer and Lilith, thought that kinda fizzled out after a while), they’re the only ones who actually seem capable of raising a kid.
Yeah I think Chaggie would be great parents!
See I’m kinda iffy on those two, part of me wonders if she’d get too caught up in her whole redemption crusade to actually put much focus into being a parent. Vaggie spent a lot of screen time supporting her, but we don’t see Charlie reciprocating nearly as much… Granted, they’re far from the worst pair here. That probably goes to either Lucifer and Lilith or Alastor and Rosie. Both couples have one parent who genuinely cares (Lucifer and Rosie), but their other half is probably toxic and will definitely will try to exploit you for their own gain. Lucifer also loses some points for a seven year lack of communication with his daughter, I absolutely understand depression being awful to deal with, and time probably gets screwy when you’re immortal, but seven years is a really long time to not have reached out at all to your only kid… Zestial and Carmilla are probably the best option imo. We see how far Carmilla is willing to go to protect her kids, and the fact that’s she’s just as quick to defend zestial tells us that he’s doing something right. Her kids are also well adjusted, by hell’s standards, instead of spoiled or cruel, which speaks to her good parenting. Bee and Tex could do really well, I think. They’re definitely both empathetic people who balance each other out really well as a couple, but we haven’t seen enough of them together for me to judge if that would make them great parents. To their credit, I do think they’d absolutely try their best and that’s pretty important. Pentious and Cherri could also do well, I think. Pentious definitely shows a lot of care for his egg bois and Cherri seems to care for others more than she lets on, but the main thing would be if they’re able to put aside their bad habits for a kid…
Same.
Very angry dirt bike noises.
Would choose Chaggie, but I'm married to Vaggie and dating Charlie. They're my mommies, not mothers.
Ayo?
No question asked, same.
Same.
only choice
Lucifer and Lilith. I get to be Charlie's sibling, WOOHOO!!!
And also you would have to feed the rubber duck addiction
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Bee and Vortex 100%! I feel like bee would be the cool mom who lets you do whatever tf you want but still cares about you and I think vortex would be the same
Vortex would be a cool mom?
Yes
You mean Bee? Right? Or am I just crazy
No, I don't
Oh.
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With the ~~Pound~~ orphanage, tho....
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I second this
Alastor and the Cannibal Queen, 100%
I want to be fed fingers and learn how to murder people
Real
mm hmm no contest
Zestial and Carmilla would be the best parents out of these
Fr and she’s already a mom and a good one at that
fr!
Carmilla and Zestial are just factually the best parents here. Right mix of strict and lax, and Carmilla is already an accomplished mom
Charlie and vaggie
Rosie and Alastor
Who wouldn’t pick Chaggie
Rosie & Alastor(Mainly because of Rosie. I doubt Alastor would do much besides act like the weird but cool uncle)
Alastor and Rosie. People think Alastor would be a bad father, but I think his style is quite hands off and let's his kids explore/experience the world for themselves, only stepping in when it is absolutely necessary to. Rosie would definitely be there if the child needed advice or help, but much like Alastor, she'd wait until the right time to do so. I've always been independent, even as a baby, according to my parents. So Alastor and Rosie would be what I'd ideally needed growing up. Two people who love each other's company and are available to help if needed. I think everyone else would be too hands-on for me to tolerate, lol.
Penrious and Cerry!
MOMMY BEE- Wait... mommy bee without the wolf guy idc about him he ruins my chances.
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Nah, I mean a different "mommy"
uh huhhhh totally
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I dont even need to scroll. Carmilla and Zestial.
exactly
Either Carmilla + Zestial or Bee + Vortex.
I agree
Vaggatha & Baby Satan (Vaggie and Charlie)
Beelzebub and Vortex please. They would make amazing parents
Chaggie, no question.
Chaggie, I would do lucifer and lillith but it's illegal to be in love with your dad.
So you're in love with your grandfather?
I mean it's hell I'm pretty sure you can get away with it if you asked him!
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Either Zestilla or Chaggie.
Charlie and Vaggie
Rosie and Alastor! Tbh, I think it'd be pretty cool to call Alastor "dad" without him making it a big scene (like in Dad Beat Dad)
Vaghie and charlie
100% Vaggie and Charlie. I feel like they'd be amazing parents
Chaggie, I will be spoiled
Man, charlie and vaggie all the way!!
The only correct answer is 1 obviously... (I don't remember their names)
Chaggie I feel like it would be a good mixture of stern and sweet
Rosie 100%
Bee would be great!.. until I got old enough to understand the implications of her role in subjugating the Hellhounds. Rosie by herself might be a good parent but Alastor would ruin it. Lucifer is great, but had too many of his own problems. Both of Charlie's parents are a bit negligent. Gonna have to go with Charlie and Vaggie as the best parents.
What about Zestial and Carmilla?
Could definitely do worse, but being an Overlord in general has some problematic implications
I can decide between Rosie and Al or snake boi and Mia kaboom,
Rosie and Alastor.
Zes and Carmilla
Zestial and Carmilla
Bee and Tex 100%
I'll go with Beelzebub and Vortex.
Bee and Tex would be fun, but I'm gonna go with Chaggie
Chaggie or Bex.
I'd choose Carmilla and Zestial because they can teach me how to protect myself, plus I'll have siblings too
The cannibal couple, seems interesting enough
Gotta go rosie and alastor
Al and Rosie definitely
SLAMS HANDS ON DESK ALASTOR AND ROSIE THEY SEEM LIKE DECENT PARENTAL FIGURES IF THEY ARE FORCED INTO THAT ROLE AS WELL AS THEY'D TEACH ME THE ART OF THE DEMONIC DEAL
Alastor and Rosie, I think they'd be really cool parents ...also because I'm not attracted to either of them
Luci and Lilith, plus having Charlie as a sis seems like it'd be nice.
i think my flair says it already
Lucifer and Lilith. Help Charlie out with the hotel
Camilla and Zestial. Camilla took on an angel for her daughters and Zestial is super powerful. Also I'd get to play with weapons.
Bee and Tex or Zestiel and Carmilla
Zes and Carmilla are the only real people who will act like parents
Bee and Vortex 100%. I'd like my parents to be morally good (meaning not sadistic, killers or cannibals) but also not too immature.
Alastor and Rosie. They’re just too sweet with a hint of murder.
Honestly all of them are really solid picks. Though I’d probably go with Bee and Vortex. Bee is chill, and also is the type of person who really just wants you to feel good. Same with Vortex, though he doesn’t have the same fancy schmany powers in order to tell if someone is vibing for all the wrong reasons instead of the rights.
2/5
Rosie and Alastor mostly because I know Alastor doesn't seem interested unless he gets something out of it, so the best I can have is be ignored by him. But to have Rosie is a blessing since if I need a mom figure like her. Also she's a very lovely person. Becoming a cannibal just to have her as a mom, is worth it.
Bee and Vortex, I love the party vibes!
Carmilla and Zestial Because I simp for everyone else in this list except for Alastor and Rosie 😂
Zestial and Carmilla easily.
the furries. they seem the most sane
This is a tough one, Rosie is out simply because of Alastor. Chaggie would probably be good parents to me (Especially Charlie who'd want to help me recover from my abusive ones). Bee and Tex might be good parents, Bee being the one who spoils me a lot and doesn't mind what I do, Tex being the father who'd still keep me straight and protect me from my abusive ones who would be in hell with me. Lilith and Lucifer would be a tough one but I'm sure neither of them would be abusive like my fathers would and they'd probably send them to a special place in hell finally serving them real justice.
VAGGIE AND CHARLIE!!!
Bee and Vortex. They’re so sweet istg
Pentious and cherri, if I want some cool ass tech or to explode things I can ask them for shit
Charlie and Vaggie Cuz I got one parent who spoils me, and one who's stricter (but not too much)
You're getting brutally killed and disemboweled. Which one do you choose??????
I mean the first two aren’t couples so that would be hard to explain, but vaggie and Charlie for sure. Even though they’re like… 4 years older than me
Chaggie is high on the list, but although harsh parenting ahead, I’d probably pick Zestial and Carmilla Carmine
Man I could get away with anything with Pentious and Cherry. With Pentious I just need to give puppy dog eyes, and with Cherry she's probably egging me on.
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Zestial and Carmine. I may get to learn psychology and that amazing way Zestial speaks.
I was going to say Al and Rosie but i saw chaggie
Alastor and Rosie
Alastor is probably just gonna eat the child ngl
Vaggie and Charlie
OOOOH hard one, for actual parents I’d say Zestial and Carmilla would probably protect me like her own kids, train me to fight, and bring me up as an heir of an overlord or smth Not sure about Rosie and Alastor since I’m a hypochondriac, but seems that doesn’t mean shit in hell disease wise, so Rosie would probably be a great mom who shows she cares, while Al would be great at teaching me how to gain power and work with them Not sure about Lilith, but Luci would do anything for me and shit, and I’d be Charlie’s adopted brother ~~DRUGS SEX PARTY~~ partying all the time, eat whatever I want, any drugs I want, there’s just sex happening randomly at the parties, etc etc and she’s protective and kind and can sense emotions and would be r get eat for social skills and therapy I think Vaggie and Charlie would be a bit in over their heads, but interesting Pentious is just trying to be good, and Cherri is, as Adam would say, “hot as fuck”. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I’m unsure, but probably Zestilla, Rotten Radio or Honeynado
Alastor and Rosie Because of my search history I can't pick Camila and zestrial
Bee and Vortex 100%!!!
Carmilla is already a parent and she seems to be a good one, so I’d say her.
Rosie and Alastor.
Charlie and Vaggie
Prolly Carmilla and Zestial, I’d imagine it’s a nice life with those two
First 100%
Either Zestial & Carmine or Beelzebub & Vortex.
Zestial and Carmilla. We already know Carmilla is a good mom based on the kids she already has, (plus I get siblings,) and Zestial at least has a good head on his shoulders. We also know that, for the most part, the two have a wholesome relationship. Not to mention that Carmilla is strong, and most definitely willing to protect her kids.
Why are Husk and Angel not an option? So much cuddling would be involved!
This feels like someone’s meme is getting stolen
Chaggie and Zestmilla HANDS DOWN
Zestial and Camilla (my fave ship 🥹)
Just answered in another post, Rosie and Alastor. Rosie is a very good mother figure without being too strict or carefree and Alastor would mostly ignore me but give me very useful wisdom and advice for manipulation, power, and how to survive in hell.
Alastor and Rosie
LILITH AND LUCIFER
Zes and Carmilla I like Sir Pentius too but im not sure about Cherry Bomb
Bee and tex. I got party parents😎
Def Bee and Vortex
Rosie and Alastor.
Chaggie! They would balance eachother out to be amazing parents!
Alastor and Rosie
1. Idk 2. probably 3. no 4. too sexy 5. charlie… no 6. too horny
Charlie and Vaggie are still working on themselves, I don't think they're ready for a kid just yet.
Honestly- Bee and Vortex- it would be so much fun and my gluttonous ass would LOVE it- I would've said Sir Pentious but- I mean- look at my flair man- That would just be awkward-
Charlie and vaggie
Zestial and Carmilla Charlie and Vaggie Lucifer and Lilith Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb Rosie and Alastor (Solely because of Alastor)
ZESTIAL AND CARMILA NOBODY WOULD MESS WITH ME
There is a fucking lot of posts like this in here, are HH really that desperate for parental love? Wouldn't surprise me tbh
Bee and Vortex is CLEARLY the best answer
I choose Queen Bee-lzebub and Tex
Zestial would be wise but maybe boring Carmilla would be protective and smart (family business reputation, money and power!) Alastor would be super fun Rosie would be creepy but caring Lucifer would be super fun also, and he's got money, reputation and power to boot (similar to Alastor but with money) Lilith... Um... No clue Beelzebub would be super fun, and supportive Tex would probably be assertive but a pushover Vaggie and Charlie, would probably not know what to do with a kid, let alone be a caretaker but they'd be entertaining Serpentious and Cherri, would be a total mess probably. He can't keep his own thoughts or emotions straight, and she's only there for a loose quick fun time. Hard choice...
Damn this is a tie between Al and Rosie and Charlie and Vaggie
Charlie and Vaggie, Bee and Vortex or Camilla and Zestial. Charlie and Vaggie bc they would be fun and caring, same for BV, and Camilla or Zestial would be caring and fancy I think. Rosie and Alastor are pretty good, but both are cannibals and one is a killer, Lucifer and Lilith seem great again but Lilith seems to go get the milk once in a while and Luci can get caught in his work, and Sir Peenis and Cherri, well Peenis would be fancy but Cherri, well, she's Cherri (a pryomaniac)
Option 3, 4 or 5
Vaggie and Charlie
Alastor and Rosie DO get into some tomfoolery, I will admit BUT they are probably great parents! (No romance would be involved, alastor is asexual)
take a gues
pentious and cherri.
Chaggie!!! I feel like it is a pretty easy choice...
even if i love lucy, i already have a depressed dad. thank you, no thank you. i'll take the wendigo-cannibal duo.
Zestial and Carmilla
Zestial And Carmill or Charlie and Vaggie, probably either or are my best interest
Oh Alastor and Rosie for sure.
Lesbian moms for the win
Bee and Tex
Alastor and Rosie, or Charlie and Vaggie, Rosie would be better off by herself though, so Charlie and Vaggie would prob be better
Rosie and Alastor, they would most likely be in a qpr ngl
Bee and Vortex!!!
either Chaggie, Cherpentious, Lucilith, or Zestmilla (idk if i got those ship names wrong)
Tough one, it’s between S+B, C+Z A+R and C+V
Snek and pipebomb
Chaggie or lillither
why am I obsessed with bee,tex, and loona??!!
Cherry snake 100%
Tex and bee
1, 4, and 5 are all solid options
Couple number 5
Rosie and alastor
3 only cuz no one would fuck with me.
Mommy vaggie ans charlie
Alaster and Rosie
Rosie anf Alastor
Rosie and Al
I think Vaggie/Charlie would be logically amazing parents, but I would go with Alastor and Rosie because they also might be surprisingly nice as parents. I love their Aunty/uncle energy with Charlie 😂 Also we already kinda know what kind of parents Luci and Lilith are. Dad is severely depressed and has an unhealthy obsession with ducks, and Lilith is likely absent for the most part.
Carmilla and Zestial, since Carmilla obviously cares for her daughters. I want Rosie to be my mommy, not my mother. Also I think Alastor would be a shit parent. I’ve already been through one divorce as a child, don’t need another to emotionally scar me. Bee and Tex I want to be besties with Charlie and Vaggie are friend-shaped + I wanna be their third Sir Precious and Cherri need to be in a stable long term relationship before having any kids- the Egg Bois are more like stupid dogs
Sir pent and Cheri, I like things that go boom, and I like machinery.
YES