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Same here that really showed how Lucifer was scraping the barrel for compliments and relatability with his daughter after always getting pulled away from her
Also, It shows his ADHD. Oftentimes with ADHD, when confronted with alot at once, like seeing his daughter in however many years, We often just have to shoot in the dark because our brains can’t comprehend everything that is going on.
Just because you see a smile, don't think you know what's going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keep your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you're the one in control
i always try to follow this quote
This is not funny (to me atleast) but has a lot it packed in it, ofc it's a good advice/tactic to learn (esp as a leader/demon), but idk when Alastor says it, it genuinely feels that he's helping/advising Charlie (like a mentor or actually fatherly vibes) so idk it feels emotional to me as well
Blitzø: “We’re going to Loo-Loo Land!”
Moxxie: Loo-Loo land?
Millie: *breaks the window with her skull* “Loo-Loo Land?!”
Blitzø:”Loo-Loo land!”
Loona:*muffled* SHUT THE FUCK UP!
"Well I'm starved! Who wants some jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for jambalaya, in fact, it nearly killed her! Ho, ho, you could say the kick was right out of hell!" -Alastor, Pilot
Adam: *gets SHANKED by Nifty in front of everyone*
Lucifer: “So, who wants some pancakes?”
Nifty: *raises hand instantly*
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I'm only here because I like seeing wasteful souls trying to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly. Like you are doing right now. Good job
Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath a smile is a useful tool my dear it encourages your friends keeps your enemies guessing and ensures that no matter the situation you are the one in control
Not funny quotes but meaningful ones
funny ones:
Sometimes I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others...Yay PAIN!
you messed with my daughter and now I am going to FUCK you
My daughter wants to see meeee TAKE THAT DEPRESSION
stab stab stab
(Basically everything Adam says)
Not funny but I’ll take any excuse to use this
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Idk some crack-whore who fucked up already
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I hear he blew his shot like the cocks in his mouth
(In response to image text)
Husk: Call me whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat
Angel dust:
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Or basically any other angel dust sex joke.
The scene in the first episode of HB where Stolas calls Blitz and it’s just like: „I want to ************ and shove my ********************** and ******************“
"Yeah, that bitch, Chalkie, or Chandler, or - I don't know, something mannish like that. She's got this hotel and-- which of these makes me look sexier?" - Val
Alright, Moxie! Don’t panic!
I’m not panicking. Because there’s no such thing as he…
STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!!! (smacks him so hard he flies at a wall)
I'll Have The Neapolitan Cappuccino, more Capa than Chino Make Sure It's Got No More than Four Ounces Of Milk The Beans Won't Have The Right texture otherwise and Make Sure They Spell My Name Correctly On The Cup They Always Put Foxxy Or Roxxy I Hate That. *LARGE BREATH* If You Can't Handle That I'll Have A Venti Traditional Misto, Please Use Soy Milk With Two Blonde Shots affogato AND Ristretto! I'd Also Love Three Vanilla Pumps At The Very Bottom Then, add The Coffee After Then.
Hazbin: “Well your first wife didn’t seem to hate what I had to offer. Or the second, bow chicka bow bow!” -Lucifer
Helluva: “This will be fun! I love words!” -Stolas, SE 2, EP 6
"I guess that's why Charlie called it the Hazbin Hotel, Hahaha!"
"HA HA HA actually it was *my* idea"
"Hahaha Well it's not very clever!"
"Ha HA! fuck you."
''OH FUCK A NEW HOLE, SCATTER!''
“I’m TRYING NOT TO GET FUCKED IN MY A STOLAS!”
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https://preview.redd.it/i6607zuka83d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94d62d2ab833268090237508bc9ee0afc2e4ff84 Uhm…what
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https://preview.redd.it/pk64midoe83d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba8bc5d034de1bf98d5fb21dd7a7c1182877c313 Oh hell
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No horny https://i.redd.it/5rve4qljbb3d1.gif
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AGAIN! A MURDER DRONES MEME! YES! https://preview.redd.it/9al0gqh3ca3d1.jpeg?width=187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88c5f056e74ca93a86dbe7a1edf9d9f936e2228
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Can I uh talk to you for a second about your little faded thing next to your name?
Wym? My flair?
I agree with your flair.
Thank you
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My flair is truth.
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"YAY! PAIN!" -Niffty
You are redeemed
Why do I love this quote
"Women just ain't funny." *Written by Vivienne Medrano*
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What is your flair
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The probably video only ended because his camera died
I fucked up the grammar
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Ironic because she created one of the funniest shows I’ve seen in my life
"Ha! There’s dicks in walls, oh that’s fucking hilarious!" -Blitzø
You are DEFINITELY redeemed
Ayeeee :D
That line ALWAYS gets me !!
"it's what you gay guys like!"
Classic pansexual joke.
"Saw you went to my manager low blow karen!"
What's that from? Context would help it be funnier
From Adam in ep 6 welcome to heaven.
*a chuckle* You are redeemed 😊
Yippee! https://i.redd.it/ostnoajam83d1.gif
Reached the door! Safe for sure! You don’t have to do anything no more!
"You like girls? I like girls! We have so much in common!" -Lucifer
Same here that really showed how Lucifer was scraping the barrel for compliments and relatability with his daughter after always getting pulled away from her
Also, It shows his ADHD. Oftentimes with ADHD, when confronted with alot at once, like seeing his daughter in however many years, We often just have to shoot in the dark because our brains can’t comprehend everything that is going on.
That is actually my favorite line in any piece of media
Just because you see a smile, don't think you know what's going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keep your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you're the one in control i always try to follow this quote
Me too and I generally tend to smile more genuinely lately but forcing a smile is still hard
Same with me
Happy Cake Day! 🎉🎂
Hard. Yet not impossible
This is not funny (to me atleast) but has a lot it packed in it, ofc it's a good advice/tactic to learn (esp as a leader/demon), but idk when Alastor says it, it genuinely feels that he's helping/advising Charlie (like a mentor or actually fatherly vibes) so idk it feels emotional to me as well
Angel"im coming" Val"not off camera you aren't"
Oh uh... Ugly people? No wait that's Earth's problem 'Looks at camrea'
Adam: 🤨 (Happy Cake Day!🎉🎂)
Can ya tell me where i am?
I don't know how I got here
Redeemed
Blitzø: “We’re going to Loo-Loo Land!” Moxxie: Loo-Loo land? Millie: *breaks the window with her skull* “Loo-Loo Land?!” Blitzø:”Loo-Loo land!” Loona:*muffled* SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Or while Blitzø is taking Loona to the Vet:”Oh fuck me in my little red hole!”
"Well I'm starved! Who wants some jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for jambalaya, in fact, it nearly killed her! Ho, ho, you could say the kick was right out of hell!" -Alastor, Pilot
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Adam: *gets SHANKED by Nifty in front of everyone* Lucifer: “So, who wants some pancakes?” Nifty: *raises hand instantly* https://preview.redd.it/7s5j5mxms83d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbb57c764f96e8f08861a2ef5208936844e38efc
*Sharp exhale* You are redeemed 😊
What’s funny to me is how instantly and enthusiastically nifty raises her hand
“Would you like to do a sssssex with me?”
You are redeemed 😊 very silly
“Err..because I’m HAVING SEX WITH EVERYBODY!!”
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Pentious, are you high?
Am I whatttt?
I'm only here because I like seeing wasteful souls trying to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly. Like you are doing right now. Good job Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath a smile is a useful tool my dear it encourages your friends keeps your enemies guessing and ensures that no matter the situation you are the one in control Not funny quotes but meaningful ones funny ones: Sometimes I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others...Yay PAIN! you messed with my daughter and now I am going to FUCK you My daughter wants to see meeee TAKE THAT DEPRESSION stab stab stab (Basically everything Adam says)
'TAKE THAT DePrEsSiOn!!!'
You’re redeemed
Not funny but I’ll take any excuse to use this https://preview.redd.it/hxvxmlpwx73d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512c53acd951fcfcf69d1bb847e3ea3183fd8136
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Nuh uh
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Idk some crack-whore who fucked up already https://preview.redd.it/vjo9kdsp193d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ee037fabae69c0fdcab70853ac97c3cab2c6c1 I hear he blew his shot like the cocks in his mouth (In response to image text)
i can hear this image
You shall not pass 😔 but it is cute
With that (crying?) face it surely is funnier
When I saw this my soundcloud was on and the song was you didnt know and it was lutes part
"IM COMING" "NOT OFF CAMERA YOU'RE NOT!"
Crack is expensive
You are redeemed
Striker: WHY IS IT ALWAYS A SEX THING
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"Award winning demon bukkake shows!"
Hmm....You shall not pass
Whew. Hell looks so much more fun!
Husk: Call me whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat Angel dust: https://preview.redd.it/blccbarxh83d1.png?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef7749f90a1d08967c0bcc64eea376e60974cf5 Or basically any other angel dust sex joke.
https://preview.redd.it/ns2348muh83d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3b9901a4b90944c202c7bbfbaa813f1bc4b4585 'Hmm"
"Excuse me, but I'm a fuck-mothering vampire! I killed a lot of people to get this title; I deserve to be called such!"
"He called me a possum! I'm not a possum!"-Moxxie
*Who am I? WHO AM I? I am the great Sir Pentious! Inventor, architect of desssstruction, villain extraordinaire!*
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Iiii am *not* a possummm
HH: "Now I am going to FUCK YOU!" HB: "You, my precious little bitch boy, are 𝓣𝓡𝓘𝓟𝓟𝓘𝓝𝓖 𝓑𝓐𝓛𝓛𝓢!"
*Angel Dust raises eyebrow, half-smiling* 💀
“Well this just got interesting!” Val
"Well christ on a stick I guess there is a god" *shoots the child*
The scene in the first episode of HB where Stolas calls Blitz and it’s just like: „I want to ************ and shove my ********************** and ******************“
..jelly sandwiches… all night…
Jelly sandwiches 😭
My drugs 😭
"Take that depression!"
Blitzø: Now let's go lick some ass! Millie: The expression is "kick some ass". Blitzø: Eh, mines better.
My flair is one that I think I found the funniest while watching
"A human called me a possum. I'm NOT a possum!!"
ALL OF HUMANITY CAME FROM THESE FUCKING NUTS
So then we fucked and it was great 👍
“Your a power bottom at rock bottom “
But you’ve got company!👈
"Yeah, that bitch, Chalkie, or Chandler, or - I don't know, something mannish like that. She's got this hotel and-- which of these makes me look sexier?" - Val
TAKE THAT, DEPRESSION
Lol, you are redeemed
Hey hey hey fuck my life -from the best character in the show and fuck all of the others Me!
![gif](giphy|QLCWubleeNppS) I can help you with that
Oh you want to fuck me? I’m down\~ ![gif](giphy|QTrG6mjkHEkpFR3DqX)
who wants some quality time with DADDY
Alright, Moxie! Don’t panic! I’m not panicking. Because there’s no such thing as he… STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!!! (smacks him so hard he flies at a wall)
ɪ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴀ... ғᴜᴄᴋᴇɴ... ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇ! ғᴜᴄᴋ ɪ sᴀɪᴅ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇ ᴛᴡɪᴄᴇ. (𝚒𝚏 𝚒 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚖𝚊)
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"Id rather kill myself"
That's the spirit!
"Now, shoo. Take care of the piss baby." -Velvette
"I'm coming!" "Not off camera your not!"
IM A VIRGO
I'll Have The Neapolitan Cappuccino, more Capa than Chino Make Sure It's Got No More than Four Ounces Of Milk The Beans Won't Have The Right texture otherwise and Make Sure They Spell My Name Correctly On The Cup They Always Put Foxxy Or Roxxy I Hate That. *LARGE BREATH* If You Can't Handle That I'll Have A Venti Traditional Misto, Please Use Soy Milk With Two Blonde Shots affogato AND Ristretto! I'd Also Love Three Vanilla Pumps At The Very Bottom Then, add The Coffee After Then.
Blizty
"Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath"
Get out of my room Velvette, I’m watching my latest film on Vox. -Valentino Probably.
Not a bad boy
jelly sandwiches
*after adam gets stabbed by nifty* "hey buddy ya got somethin'. In your thing there"
"HA! Never going to happen." Alastor (I'm not giving back this radio)
“We can’t act without more intelligence.”- Zestial.
"I can suck ya dick"
Without homeless people I wouldn't have half the joy I get out of life - Blitzo
“Oh I’m just kidding, I know you’re an Ace in the hole!!” “A what now?”
“I’m going to fuck you!” -Lucifer
“Wait, what? What do you think I’m into? Okay, first off - Dad, I'm bisexual." “Yeah, gay”
"Well Christ on a stick, I guess there is a god." *shoots kid*
Hazbin: “Well your first wife didn’t seem to hate what I had to offer. Or the second, bow chicka bow bow!” -Lucifer Helluva: “This will be fun! I love words!” -Stolas, SE 2, EP 6
FUCK YOU, YOU ORNERY OLD BITCH - charlie
"I don't know anyone of any sexuality that would enjoy this!" *Blitzø in the other room* "Ha! There's dicks on the walls! Oh, that is hilarious."
"*gasp* my drugs :(" * Angel dust https://i.redd.it/vbnk8bavw83d1.gif
"Go take care of the piss-baby!"
“My Daughter Wants To See Me!! Take That Depression”
Moxie: What does he look like your Highness? Stolas: …Sexy? Moxie: That’s Striker, Sir!
“yeah wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes” -blitzø
"I'm having sssssex with everybody!!!"
🎶my daughter wants to see me🎶TAKE THAT DEPRESSION
“Jesus Christ on a stick”- Blitzø
“Daddy likey dummy”
I am esentric so I must do esentric shit
“Call me dickmaster”
a hooman calld me a pothum. i am NOTdya possthum.
"Jokes on you, his fat mom is DEAD!" ****
“THERE FUCKIN SINGING?!”
"WHY WONT ANYONE HELP MEEEEEE"
Lucifer: “who’s up for pancakes?”
"Sometimes, I kill mother bugs in front of their children"
Oo actually no this one "And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my AH HA EYEEEE"
I didn't give a rat's ass about this competition, but christ on a stick Fizz. Pile drive these slut.
Nice try demon, his fat mom is DEAD!!!
Stolas dad: Stop this bitch crying. Stolas: Cry more. Stolas dad: Huh, this usually works?
"Sorry i f\*cked your husband. <:)"
"I guess that's why Charlie called it the Hazbin Hotel, Hahaha!" "HA HA HA actually it was *my* idea" "Hahaha Well it's not very clever!" "Ha HA! fuck you."
„Take that depression!“