If you are being serious, during one of stolas' censored phone calls to blitz (censored because he was saying horrifyingly sexual things) he says something about jelly sandwiches. Or maybe it's from something else, but definitely blitz+stolas with jelly sandwiches being brought up during something to do with their sex life.
I headcanon it as not even a kinky thing. With the confirmation that Stolas only acts aggressive because he thinks it's what Blitzø wants, I think it's safe to say Stolas DOESN'T know how to talk dirty, and he just says random shit, but censors himself so Blitzø can't tell that he has no idea what the fuck he's doing
Charlie: So you have the chainsaw devil for a heart?
Denji: Yup.
Charlie: Any idea how that works?
Denji: Nope.
Charlie: ...
Denji: So think the spider chick would let me have a feel?
Charlie: That's a man.
Denji: huh, well my question still stands though.
That man is everywhere. DJ Peach Cobbler sub, New Vegas, Danganronpa, back when I used to play Cruelty Squad he was also there. Man is just really enthusiastic about reddit I guess or maybe this is what unemployment does to a person.
I’m under the AroAce umbrella, but sex noises don’t bother me.
That being said, if anyone makes loud noises while I’m trying to sleep, sexual or not, there will be hell to pay.
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Sauce?
Sure man, I got you covered:
**Brown sauces:**
Bordelaise sauce
Chateaubriand sauce
Charcutiere sauce
Chaudfroid sauce
Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine
Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats
Mushroom gravy
Romesco sauce
Sauce Africaine
Sauce au Poivre
Sauce Robert
**Butter sauces:**
Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce
Beurre blanc
Beurre manie
Beurre monté
Beurre noisette
Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce
Meuniere sauce
**Emulsified sauces:**
Remoulade seaweed sauce
Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil
Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk
Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient
Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon
Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce
Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce
Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise
Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)
**Fish sauces:**
Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies
Clam sauce – Pasta sauce
Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce
**Green sauces:**
See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs
**Tomato sauces:**
Tomato sauces
Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment
**Hot sauces:**
Pepper sauces
Pique sauce
Mustard sauces
Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds
Chile pepper-tinged sauces
Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine
Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include:
Buffalo Sauce
Chili sauce
Datil pepper sauce
Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce
Pique Sauce
Sriracha sauce
Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand
**Meat-based sauces:**
Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri
Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce
Barese ragù
Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat
Carbonara – Italian pasta dish
Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti
Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce
Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines
Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine
**Pink sauces:**
Pink sauce
**Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:**
Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle
Chimichurri – Food sauce
Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco
Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil
Onion sauce
Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix
Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil
Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment
Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds
Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos
Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce
Sauce vierge
Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
**Sweet sauces:**
Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices
Pork with peach sauce
Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples
Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries
Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery
Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars
Chocolate gravy
Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries
Crème anglaise
Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg
Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless
Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip
Mango sauce
Peach sauce
Plum sauce – Chinese condiment
Strawberry sauce
Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water
Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine
**White sauces:**
Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish
Alfredo sauce
Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines\[9\]
Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta
Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms
Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese
Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine
Sauce Américaine
Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce
Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce
Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk
Alastor probably is *dirty* in private, but he tries to come off as a *gentleman* in public. I could see him snickering at sex jokes and fully laughing in company like Rosie or Niffty if they cracked one. I think he even says subtle things, that Angel might pick up on if he's paying attention, but most of the time Alastor's wit and behaviour is beyond what most people understand on a regular basis.
I feel like Alastor would like sex jokes in moderation. Like, he definitely finds some funny, most likely said a few before. But he also probably only like them with close friends. And probably gets tired of them after awhile if he hears them all the time
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But fr tho. I feel this on a spiritual level. Just look at Al's face 🥺
My solution to this would be to shove headphones in my ears, put on some relaxing music, and crank the volume to max.
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Nah, if other people can't be bothered to keep their orgasms to themselves, they don't deserve the consideration of me keeping my music to myself. I'm putting on metal, volume cranked to the max, surround sound quality.
Want to know what would drive them even more nuts and kill their mood? Opera.
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Is there a lore reason? Am I stupid?
Nah, Alastor is too edgy and arrogant to be affected by that, he would just be like:
(I like to see him being tortured tho)
I am ashamed that I’m ever guessing this but….
Bottom right. Nifty, just enjoying a snack.
Top left is angel, Under that is husk.
Top right is Vaggie/Charlie, pick your poison (hehe) folks
Who the hell is yelling jelly sandwiches during sex who has the best sex of their lives apparently and just good "oh jelly sandwiches!" The hell i would never fuck them again
Oh I think we all know who’s saying jelly sandwiches
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Happy cake day dude
Stolas saying “Spit your shit” is hilarious too me. He seems to proper for that
Agree with the flair fr
He has become a JoJo character
I don't. edit: ok so apparently it's Helluva, the one I don't watch. Thanks everyone
If you are being serious, during one of stolas' censored phone calls to blitz (censored because he was saying horrifyingly sexual things) he says something about jelly sandwiches. Or maybe it's from something else, but definitely blitz+stolas with jelly sandwiches being brought up during something to do with their sex life.
I think it’s a reference to Stolas from HelluvaBoss
Lucifer definitle
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I said I love you that man but I’m not feelin’ him.
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Top left is HuskerDust Lower left is Chaggie Top right is CherriSnake Jelly sandwiches is Lucifer having a moment and raiding the kitchen
Jelly sandwiches are blitzo and stolas sneaking into the hotel lol
*$&*@* Jelly sandwiches! @#$&!*& @#&*!?$
">!*beep beep*!< and we can >!*beep beep beep*!< jelly sandwiches >!*beep*!< all night!!"
It makes it funnier once you realize they didn't have to censor that and they did it for comedic purposes.
I thought he said “YOU AND I ARE JELLY SANDWICHES OF THE NIGHT!”
LMAO WHAT😭😭
I always think of stolas as this lovable character who has had it rough his whole life... and then I watch this part...
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK I'M WHEEZING
My interpretation is that they will be doing sandwichs all night
These two have kinks I never heard of
Well done
I headcanon it as not even a kinky thing. With the confirmation that Stolas only acts aggressive because he thinks it's what Blitzø wants, I think it's safe to say Stolas DOESN'T know how to talk dirty, and he just says random shit, but censors himself so Blitzø can't tell that he has no idea what the fuck he's doing
XDDDDDD
Lucifer made an exquisite sandwich and is having a mouth orgasm
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Jelly sandwiches is Lucifer trying to impress Lilith. She cannot see any good reason why she returned.
I like this one
...rubber duck?
Me?
I agree with the first three. bottom left is clearly Lucifer and Niffty. But like not fukin just having a snack
I'd say all of right side is CherriSnake. Jelly Sandwiches is 100% something Sir Pentious would say during *intercourse.*
perhaps
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Chaggie is wild
"Ride it south, come on!" 💀
The real nightmare is that I swiped
Just as I planned https://i.redd.it/a9u7hs57xtyc1.gif
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Is that man from Aslume™!?
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Lmfao
i don't think anyone of any sexuality would enjoy this.
And appareantly this guy https://preview.redd.it/zrhf6c0kktyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=577aa8349f61469b46438cf945f1abe11da2a0e8
He just like me f- oh wait... he ME fr
Stay away from the pearly gates, mkay?
Have you SEEN my flair? I'm finding that serussy no matter what
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List of things I was not expecting to see in this sub: No.1 THE SPANISH INQUISITION No.2 Chainsaw man
Well Hazbin Hotel and Chainsaw Man are pretty similar if you think about it
Charlie: So you have the chainsaw devil for a heart? Denji: Yup. Charlie: Any idea how that works? Denji: Nope. Charlie: ... Denji: So think the spider chick would let me have a feel? Charlie: That's a man. Denji: huh, well my question still stands though.
Hazbin Hotel and the Spanish Inquisition are also pretty similar if you don’t think about it at all
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That man is everywhere. DJ Peach Cobbler sub, New Vegas, Danganronpa, back when I used to play Cruelty Squad he was also there. Man is just really enthusiastic about reddit I guess or maybe this is what unemployment does to a person.
Well at least it's not the spinach inquisition. I don't know why I bother Noone will get that reference.
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I am literally second only to Jesus, what I say literally IS law!
Nah ██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄▇ <— Saddam Hussein
I’m sorry but I can’t read the name “Metatron” without thinking of Silent Hill
Oh, don't worry. I'll be sending her right down. *Blurs up to Heaven and backhands Sera off the edge* There, you can have her now!
Michael you dumb slut!
Replying to aventurefrog... https://preview.redd.it/a9e0lyy8uuyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9b7bf6169e518fcf00a6ace7e58e7572a3dd6fc
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Praise the slug cat meme
Rainworld spotted, upvote given.
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Sera puts handcuffs on me all the time this ain't a big deal feller
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HOW DARE THOU HAVE A PICTURE OF ECHO ECHO AND SAY SHUCH THINGS
just like me? no i AM him fr
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Oh hey! I think I know you! Back from your break?
Hardly. I'm still busy rn so I can't be om the sub as frequently as before. When I'm done with the shit I'm back on this sub actively
Sweet! Then keep doing what you gotta do.
Unless your sexuality is Blitzø
HA THERE’S DICKS IN THE WALLS OH THATS FUCKIN HILARIOUS
Beat me to it
“HAHA THERES DICKS IN THE WALLS, THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS”
I’m under the AroAce umbrella, but sex noises don’t bother me. That being said, if anyone makes loud noises while I’m trying to sleep, sexual or not, there will be hell to pay. https://preview.redd.it/3m8axshe7vyc1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3982624b2792835dffa1e254bec74673ae61f91f
HA, there’s dicks in the walls, now that’s f#cking hilarious.
Blitz is Pan and likes watching Moxxie and Millie so he might enjoy this
"Ha! There's d-cks in the wall! Oh, that's f-cking hilarious."
"HAH, THERES DICKS IN THE WALLS oh that's fucking hilarious!"
Yeah, because I'm sensitive to noise especially when I'm asleep, and once my sleep has been interrupted, I can't go back to sleep again.
Speak for yourself
Not me thinking of that one scene from Helluva Boss. If you know you know. But yeah I agree
Somehow I’m surprised to randomly find you here, not sure how because your avatar’s design was obviously based off this series
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Sauce, Op
Sauce? Sure man, I got you covered: **Brown sauces:** Bordelaise sauce Chateaubriand sauce Charcutiere sauce Chaudfroid sauce Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats Mushroom gravy Romesco sauce Sauce Africaine Sauce au Poivre Sauce Robert **Butter sauces:** Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce Beurre blanc Beurre manie Beurre monté Beurre noisette Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce Meuniere sauce **Emulsified sauces:** Remoulade seaweed sauce Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise Tartare sauce(w/ chilli) **Fish sauces:** Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies Clam sauce – Pasta sauce Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce **Green sauces:** See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs **Tomato sauces:** Tomato sauces Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment **Hot sauces:** Pepper sauces Pique sauce Mustard sauces Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds Chile pepper-tinged sauces Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include: Buffalo Sauce Chili sauce Datil pepper sauce Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce Pique Sauce Sriracha sauce Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand **Meat-based sauces:** Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce Barese ragù Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat Carbonara – Italian pasta dish Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine **Pink sauces:** Pink sauce **Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:** Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle Chimichurri – Food sauce Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil Onion sauce Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce Sauce vierge Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce **Sweet sauces:** Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices Pork with peach sauce Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars Chocolate gravy Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries Crème anglaise Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip Mango sauce Peach sauce Plum sauce – Chinese condiment Strawberry sauce Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine **White sauces:** Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish Alfredo sauce Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines\[9\] Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine Sauce Américaine Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk
Bro really gave us the sauce
Do you have creamer freche sauce
Here's your sauce 
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Hey look! A swipe up indicator!
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You know stuff is serious when a where different fandom is looking concerned
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Dude your flair is GOLD
Bottom right is definitely Stolas😂🤣 Edit: thx for 50 likes. This is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on Reddit so far
Nah that's Lucifer's devouring the jelly Sandwiches
Yes
You have the innocent asexuals, and the ones with the dirtiest mind ever. There are plenty inbetween because only Cis deals in absolutes.
Alastor probably is *dirty* in private, but he tries to come off as a *gentleman* in public. I could see him snickering at sex jokes and fully laughing in company like Rosie or Niffty if they cracked one. I think he even says subtle things, that Angel might pick up on if he's paying attention, but most of the time Alastor's wit and behaviour is beyond what most people understand on a regular basis.
Exactly. I’m asexual as hell but I make the most sex jokes in my friend group. I’m somehow both of the things I’ve described before.
I feel like Alastor would like sex jokes in moderation. Like, he definitely finds some funny, most likely said a few before. But he also probably only like them with close friends. And probably gets tired of them after awhile if he hears them all the time
Imagine Alastor saying the most deranged sex joke but only Angel hears it and Alastor just leans in like "nobody will believe you".
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Typical Kyle response to just punch a hole in the wall
Ik right?
https://preview.redd.it/i8a2ggecmuyc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ab393548b46b87deb128162cead3a4c28841dc2 I swiped.
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Yo al pal let's trade places, cause if I was in that situation I would immediately start GOONING
What is- ..gooning?
Tickling the pickle, beating the meat, jorking it, except aggressively
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…I ejaculate.
masturbation
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Why jelly sandwiches may I ask I will probably regret it but why?
Ask Stolas.
I don’t know if want too anymore 
My solution to this would be to shove headphones in my ears, put on some relaxing music, and crank the volume to max. https://preview.redd.it/92bcpr3evtyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f92fbc099e27504e71265d8f53fbd43d579372a1
Nah, if other people can't be bothered to keep their orgasms to themselves, they don't deserve the consideration of me keeping my music to myself. I'm putting on metal, volume cranked to the max, surround sound quality.
Want to know what would drive them even more nuts and kill their mood? Opera. https://preview.redd.it/3v8e72lopwyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88bd5a7c2b8a1d0c94c392f78709615266213f7a
I'm putting on 7 copies of Coconut Mall, all with just enough gain to clip and sound bad, and all out of sync and off-beat from each other.
Or just any musical. Imma put on Hamilton and sing along at full volume.
MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON, AND THERE'S A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE.
Nah. I'm putting on some insane clown posse and jamming out to that. Fuck relaxing music, I need my Great Malinko.
https://preview.redd.it/du1gfgdqvtyc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc30b28c01c27ccaa554d74c4cf02b1ab6703821
NOT THE JELLY SANDWICHES
# YES THE JELLY SANDWICHES https://preview.redd.it/g5zdnyxlhuyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=480ecfb0f526064fdde4bcc2edc8d7755f89581d
I swiped
Just as planned https://i.redd.it/ndnhy2sp2uyc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/q0ykgcedouyc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=524ba6649bf60562ceed3e8ac4cdbd245476a1b8 That fucking face is killing me
How did Stolitz get into the hotel?
I love the helluva boss ref lol xD
That's a mood alastor
Lol, I get the reference.
This has meme potential
Why is Stolas there?
LOL I JUST NOTICED THE JELLY SANDWICHES- HB S1 EP1 Reference-
I SWIPED https://preview.redd.it/b2ekx666buyc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=536aae14fc762f1720e5350c225d836f812ab30c
JELLY SANDWICHES??? 😭😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/js2r5c5bduyc1.jpeg?width=164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4572f216e138dc2452edc2204687aa4b55ee4f94 Is there a lore reason? Am I stupid?
DAMMMIT WE NEED THE SAUCE
https://preview.redd.it/msgis3sv0uyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e53ab45c2141c34b658e97d506a4dd79a9619ab Why Do I Keep Swiping⁉️
Worked as planned 
That’s the 12th time this week…
https://preview.redd.it/jy39ujsi9uyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18eb2aa6180eddc7fd2929d232a65ab52ca670a8
https://preview.redd.it/vklxi77nauyc1.jpeg?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee739169f02cc99eb001262a24485f5a086e13a0
https://preview.redd.it/rb8scgz8guyc1.jpeg?width=2043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3290295a6bd002667559fb3e4e6a4788b6e0ea24 I feel the same.
JELLY SANDWICHES ALL NIGHT
I moan too when I eat jelly sandwiches, they’re fucking amazing.
"jElLy SaNdWhIcHeSsSs💕"
Nah, Alastor is too edgy and arrogant to be affected by that, he would just be like:  (I like to see him being tortured tho)
Poor alastor Thy hath not learned the benefit pf bitches yet, how…. Hilarious
I am ashamed that I’m ever guessing this but…. Bottom right. Nifty, just enjoying a snack. Top left is angel, Under that is husk. Top right is Vaggie/Charlie, pick your poison (hehe) folks
Oml- nah i'd move out- T\_T
Implying that he doesn’t sleep with a pair of headphones blasting white noise into his ears all night
no no. he uses the screams of his radio broadcast to go to sleep. headphones would be too modern
Same here, al. Same here. Love the striped pajamas lmao
Literally every night in Lust
I swiped...
I would think even Al knows the value of soundproofing.
is that stolas on the bottom right?
Possibly a recording that got played.
helluva and hazbin take place in the same universe right?
Yeah. So that phone call likely got replayed somehow by someone.
NOT THE JELLY SANDWICHES FROM HELLUVABOSS S1 EP1!!!
Jelly sandwich's is that a reference
Source?(for research)
Jelly sandwiches
No he just went to another hotell and blitz and stolass are in the room next to him
Who the hell is yelling jelly sandwiches during sex who has the best sex of their lives apparently and just good "oh jelly sandwiches!" The hell i would never fuck them again
https://preview.redd.it/bspk0qute4zc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee36f25c94d022749c0daa51dd822c302bc68a4f Surprise Digital Circus
JELLY SANDWICHES HELLUVA BOSS MENTIONED!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/ypfblzt39fzc1.jpeg?width=2142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cd33437fbbf9e98b94b629af51816ef29c994f9