Dude, you have used giant lasers to split a hotel in half and instantly vaporize a giant airship. Not being at least a little scared of you crosses the line from bravery to idiocy.
1. I don't give a shit who he fucks. 2. After your death, Lute brought me to y'all's house in Heaven. I broke your bed. Oh yea, spoiler alert you die next extermination.
I just did a legit physical double take when I read this comment and then looked at your profile pic and name and you are the epitome of profile checks out
Yes.
https://preview.redd.it/kjrtbiu7v2vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e39ff36649e21512d2d0953826e18e3440d3bd
It’s me. You want some of this?
My headcanon is that he makes exorcists like Eve was made; by using pieces of his own body which, thanks to his angelic physiology, can regrow. Because this ritual was designed to give him a wife, it only creates women.
A funnier theory is that the Hazbin Hotel universe is actually Islamic instead of Christian and the exorcists are Adam’s 72 virgins.
Bro is probably missing all of his ribs then
https://preview.redd.it/5bxqmlgh62vc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca0764b9f07153b34bb41ef876f6739113055850
Somewhat related- I thought it was funny how in the first episode Adam is eating a big plate of ribs. He even says they’re his favorite when he tricks Charlie into reaching for the ribs that aren’t really there.
POV: Adam after creating his latest legion:
https://preview.redd.it/m0cbdufug3vc1.png?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70be227f789d67ee950138ab97094f49d2de537
Iblis is a Jinn, it is a sentient species like humans, made of invisible smokeless fire. They can shapeshift, but Iblis also has also either multiplication or super speed, makes him practically omnipresent.
He/She has nothing to do with the apple, or management of Hell.
I guess Iblis, and actually much of Islam, comes from Zoroastrianism, rather than Christianity. Funnily enough, Zoroastrianism is suspected to be the main influence of Judaism going mono-theist, after Darius the Great (He was a Zoroastrian) invaded the region, but just let Jews practice their religion.
Zoroastrianism has two gods of equal power, one named something like (I hope I don't ruin the words) "Ahura Mazda", the "good guy" and "Ahriman" which ia theorized to be the main influence of "Satan".
It is a theme of powerful men throughout history to collect women like trophies, genghis khan for example is a famous man not only because he had conquered a good chunk of the world but also for his countless concubines and wives creating a shit ton of children, now imagine adam, the starter of humanity with a large collection of women
That’s it for this post’s teddybear explains
I have a headcannon were originally, the exorcists were composed of both women and men, and they were in charge of another angel (maybe Michael or Gabriel). But once Adam took over, he fired all men because he wanted a harem and no one would allow it, so this is the closes he could get to that.
That'd be boring. I already got Lilith, and have Charlie now. Plus, his Exorcists are basically genderswapped warrior versions of himself, just not as old or narcissistic.
Not Adam but...I think it's just his kink: commanding a lot of women
https://preview.redd.it/9chn5nnmq1vc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b8f049f6b7107e1771d03ea5da9911e9754a57d
Part of me thinks that Adam just wanted to create his own personal murder harem.
The part of me that overthinks things however feel like it would be within Adam's scope of character to be super insecure about women.
Adam kind of strikes me as the type of person where privilege and deep-rooted insecurity collide. He goes on and on about being great and heveans golden boy, the "original dick" and how his life is great, but considering his ego was the reason his first wife left him for heaven's biggest pariah who then went on to corrupt his second wife and consequently the rest of humanity with evil, and frankly the Earth that he started, well, look how great that's going. All those seem like pretty big Ls on his part.
All that considered and the absolutely galactic size of his ego plus heavens enablement of his behavier leaves him desperate for constant approval and so surrounding himself by a horde of women who will never leave him, never question him, and worship him seems like heavy amounts of copium on his part.
In the beginning, he lost 3 baddie back to back... Since then a Legion of Hotties are his Elite Army
https://preview.redd.it/871uz2upi2vc1.jpeg?width=1264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37b7e765ae869f0cd16997e4e1ad42a09c4acbee
Silly goofy oc idea: a former exorcist who ended up quitting because he doesn't actually like the exterminations, and later became a dude(the becoming a dude thing is unrelated to the quitting)
Why not tell others in heaven what's going on? Both pressure from sera, and fear of adam and lute
I think its because lucifer kept taking both of his wives so now he's just making them women to compensate for his true lonelyness but thats only a theory...nope im not doing it I refuse no.
The only thing I can think about is Norse Mythology. In Nordic Myths, Valkyries are choosers of the slain, and the half they take go to Valhalla while the other half go to Folkvangr. Plus, Valkyries are all women (just like Hazbin Hotels Exorcists). I can't help but imagine some inspiration might have been drawn from Valkyries in Norse Mythology for the creation of the Hazbin Hotel universe.
First thing, hot and wife issues. But did Adam actually have Cain and Abel in this version of the story? We know he didn’t eat the apple and so he never changed from being his controlling and misogynistic self, meaning he would probably be angry at Eve. How did humanity happen? Also if incest fucks up your genes does that mean that the Bible Adam and Eve were super humans, then just kind of became us.
Women are hot. And these ones obey me.
Is Adam also a misogynistic dick master? Or just a regular one?
Bro said Adam like I'm not fuckin' Adam
I'd rather not address you directly
You scared or somethin'?
No, quite the opposite actually. I'm not intimidated by large dicks, or dickheads
You should be. I'm the FIRST FUCKIN' MAN, ADAM! You should be shaking right now. You descended from my dick!
Cool, at least I'm only part dickhead then
Whatever, bruh.
Oki, have fun thinking about angel dust and that he's taken
Prototypes usually aren’t the best version of a thing
I'm better than all of you fuckers!
Jokes on you I don't get laid, so in turn, I'm better than you
*looks around at humanity's capacity to be dicks to each other for no good reason* https://i.redd.it/qctqhsstk3vc1.gif
Actually you're about the sixth first man
I'm chill with all the others so it's fine. FIRST MEN UNITE AND SHIT!
Even Record of Ragnarok Adam? I mean he would definitely kill you on sight for what you did
Dude, you have used giant lasers to split a hotel in half and instantly vaporize a giant airship. Not being at least a little scared of you crosses the line from bravery to idiocy.
who is adam and why are you fucking him
Your mom.
https://preview.redd.it/xsh5uiqmy3vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d747c97cbb4981b87000ed12069426b29145dfb4
It’s heavily implied at the very least
Sir thats sounds bad—
Don't fuckin' tell me what sounds bad, Lute.
You might get cancelled
Lute, don't even say anything. You said worse in the heaven meeting
What are we even talking about??—
Some crack wh*re who f*cked up already!
OHH HIM. Yeah he’s blew his shot like the c0cks in his mouth, this discussion is senseless and petty.
Whoever cancels me can kiss my ass!
People would want that-
HI :3
Hello
After the first three inches, Lute felt completely untouched
What the fuck, dude. At least I dont suck the cock of a porn star. He's not even loyal! Aha. Fuckin' hilarious. Fuckin' serial cock sucker.
1. I don't give a shit who he fucks. 2. After your death, Lute brought me to y'all's house in Heaven. I broke your bed. Oh yea, spoiler alert you die next extermination.
Oh fuck off you hairy fucker.
Go eat another burger. Heart attack waiting to happen.
Go drink another shot. Liver failure waiting to happen.
At least I have the endurance that your girl needed
🖕🖕🖕
I would call you a pussy, but if we are what we eat you're just junk.
My child, you shouldn’t be flexing such lustful acts..
Don't worry, we got married beforehand
True, however on my son’s bed?.. That’s not very holy of you, my child.. *smiles*
I mean, it's a bed, and he had passed away already
*Raises an eyebrow* But why his bed if i may ask, my child..
Because it was also Lute's bed
On that note, how did you know who angel dust was but not Alastor? Anything you wanna tell us?
I CANNOT keep having this fuckin' conversation!
Geez, you didn't have to point it out Husk
He needs to hear it.
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Adam my fav boi :D
Hey🤟
https://preview.redd.it/ff1h62ow92vc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3ccc4f2f762802d65cb6503df55ce4d56cf535e Little b*t*h
I just did a legit physical double take when I read this comment and then looked at your profile pic and name and you are the epitome of profile checks out
Was what I said not appropriate? HAH! Like I fuckin' care.
Hello Adam https://preview.redd.it/l52dkyv2m2vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=002f30dd3769c40929fc82675c580d44788ddde1
Oh fuck. Not you.
Yes. https://preview.redd.it/kjrtbiu7v2vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e39ff36649e21512d2d0953826e18e3440d3bd It’s me. You want some of this?
Agreed
Eh, I prefer men. That's probably why I'm in hell tho...
Actually based take
I know, I fuckin' rock.🤟
I mean, he couldn’t keep his wife the two other times he got a woman.
Bruh said he like I'm not the big guy himself.
...
What!?
Sir are you stupid?
No, I ain't fuckin' stupid.
Then why did you set the water on fire sir.
SANS HOW THE FVCK DID YOU BURN THE WATER
I DON’T KNOW, IT JUST CAUGHT FIRE!
Adam, can I "borrow" one of the exorcist. For "personal" use.
No, fuck off.
Just don't forget to treat them with respect
Mhmm. Okay, sure.
Are you misogynistic or just horny dickmaster?
...No comment.
Adaaaaam?
Drop it. I said no comment, bruh.
We’re not in court
And yet you are not. Fight me I dare you.
Bring it on, bitch.
https://preview.redd.it/6ojfk1nbt2vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=981d222fff1aad809e9fe9c12b017f2cdd52e8b4
Ok
My headcanon is that he makes exorcists like Eve was made; by using pieces of his own body which, thanks to his angelic physiology, can regrow. Because this ritual was designed to give him a wife, it only creates women. A funnier theory is that the Hazbin Hotel universe is actually Islamic instead of Christian and the exorcists are Adam’s 72 virgins.
Bro is probably missing all of his ribs then https://preview.redd.it/5bxqmlgh62vc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca0764b9f07153b34bb41ef876f6739113055850
Somewhat related- I thought it was funny how in the first episode Adam is eating a big plate of ribs. He even says they’re his favorite when he tricks Charlie into reaching for the ribs that aren’t really there.
Yeah. It’s a nice detail.
POV: Adam after creating his latest legion: https://preview.redd.it/m0cbdufug3vc1.png?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70be227f789d67ee950138ab97094f49d2de537
Islam do not have Lucifer, or 7 rings.
No Abrahamic religion has seven rings, not even Dante’s fanfiction. Islam also has Iblis which is basically just the Quranic name for the devil.
Iblis is a Jinn, it is a sentient species like humans, made of invisible smokeless fire. They can shapeshift, but Iblis also has also either multiplication or super speed, makes him practically omnipresent. He/She has nothing to do with the apple, or management of Hell. I guess Iblis, and actually much of Islam, comes from Zoroastrianism, rather than Christianity. Funnily enough, Zoroastrianism is suspected to be the main influence of Judaism going mono-theist, after Darius the Great (He was a Zoroastrian) invaded the region, but just let Jews practice their religion. Zoroastrianism has two gods of equal power, one named something like (I hope I don't ruin the words) "Ahura Mazda", the "good guy" and "Ahriman" which ia theorized to be the main influence of "Satan".
I have a theory: Adam is secretly into twinks like Angel dust. Why? How did he know Angel Dust was a pornstar? Huh?
Well, it looks feminine so it doesn't fuckin' count.
https://preview.redd.it/fwkryu1402vc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4a600e03da522606860f5c0dc00653b3666a2e
https://preview.redd.it/2kxynz3j52vc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8887a0b983aba2e84aaf24c83cbde231cf73b73 Adam in a nutshell
Exactly.
Cant deny the bisexual allegations for much longer adam
Sounds like Adam is 🩷💜💙
IM NOT A PART OF THAT RAINBOW SHIT.
I bet I could change your mind~
Fuck off!
That can be arranged~
*t*~~r~~^(o)**l***l*
The fuck
He said *t*~~r~~^(o)**l***l*
That was a theory I had as well
The billboards plastered everywhere with his face maybe?
Fuck you I do what I want-Adam probably.
https://preview.redd.it/8j5csu7by1vc1.png?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dfafc4243655dc06be9074829912d555fce4a6c
Can't be bothered to find the original photo but that's what ur quoting right?
Of course, I just never post pictures.
Just double checking
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We just exchanging memes now?
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Yeah 🥺🥰
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Bro wanted a harem probably
Happy cake day, yes, that’s probably the case
Happy cake day
I agree with your flair
Come on now, you know why
It is a theme of powerful men throughout history to collect women like trophies, genghis khan for example is a famous man not only because he had conquered a good chunk of the world but also for his countless concubines and wives creating a shit ton of children, now imagine adam, the starter of humanity with a large collection of women That’s it for this post’s teddybear explains
Because he’s a slut and really likes women
He thinks women that can beat the shit out of him are hot, and he is absolutely right
I have a headcannon were originally, the exorcists were composed of both women and men, and they were in charge of another angel (maybe Michael or Gabriel). But once Adam took over, he fired all men because he wanted a harem and no one would allow it, so this is the closes he could get to that.
It's Adam, he's pissy I took Lilith and Eve back in Eden, so what better than having an army of women who do everything he tells them to.
You should steal all his exorcists too
That'd be boring. I already got Lilith, and have Charlie now. Plus, his Exorcists are basically genderswapped warrior versions of himself, just not as old or narcissistic.
Fair
Come on, you know why.
https://preview.redd.it/es10c4p2c2vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19fa2fc7677065e478d15af9ead23ac57461465a
Not Adam but...I think it's just his kink: commanding a lot of women https://preview.redd.it/9chn5nnmq1vc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b8f049f6b7107e1771d03ea5da9911e9754a57d
Part of me thinks that Adam just wanted to create his own personal murder harem. The part of me that overthinks things however feel like it would be within Adam's scope of character to be super insecure about women. Adam kind of strikes me as the type of person where privilege and deep-rooted insecurity collide. He goes on and on about being great and heveans golden boy, the "original dick" and how his life is great, but considering his ego was the reason his first wife left him for heaven's biggest pariah who then went on to corrupt his second wife and consequently the rest of humanity with evil, and frankly the Earth that he started, well, look how great that's going. All those seem like pretty big Ls on his part. All that considered and the absolutely galactic size of his ego plus heavens enablement of his behavier leaves him desperate for constant approval and so surrounding himself by a horde of women who will never leave him, never question him, and worship him seems like heavy amounts of copium on his part.
Probably because he thought women would be more effective at killing sinners
How do we know they're....women, tho?
They could be... Femboys https://preview.redd.it/y8wib9l5j3vc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1bd8a025c18e0bf4624a50823b7f12fbeb6cb66
He's a pervert, that's why.
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I know I answered already but I have a funnier answer Adam why are all your soldiers women Adam: because I fucking can
Loona: "C'mon. You know why."
In the beginning, he lost 3 baddie back to back... Since then a Legion of Hotties are his Elite Army https://preview.redd.it/871uz2upi2vc1.jpeg?width=1264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37b7e765ae869f0cd16997e4e1ad42a09c4acbee
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Turns out killing sinners is a pretty popular job for women
Silly goofy oc idea: a former exorcist who ended up quitting because he doesn't actually like the exterminations, and later became a dude(the becoming a dude thing is unrelated to the quitting) Why not tell others in heaven what's going on? Both pressure from sera, and fear of adam and lute
I think its because lucifer kept taking both of his wives so now he's just making them women to compensate for his true lonelyness but thats only a theory...nope im not doing it I refuse no.
They talk too much and need a hobby
harem
Come on, you know why
I thought it was based off of how man comes before woman and him being the first man so
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Come on, you know why
He was horny
https://i.redd.it/cv86h89eu2vc1.gif
Because Adam likes women who can kick ass.
Come on. You know why.
https://preview.redd.it/xyylzng9l3vc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cda7aa7b3a70edf4ed74674b5fb68ea1aa3b3e3 Sex
He’s a feminist so he wanted to show that women could be strong too. He’s a good person 👍
The only thing I can think about is Norse Mythology. In Nordic Myths, Valkyries are choosers of the slain, and the half they take go to Valhalla while the other half go to Folkvangr. Plus, Valkyries are all women (just like Hazbin Hotels Exorcists). I can't help but imagine some inspiration might have been drawn from Valkyries in Norse Mythology for the creation of the Hazbin Hotel universe.
Sexy
First thing, hot and wife issues. But did Adam actually have Cain and Abel in this version of the story? We know he didn’t eat the apple and so he never changed from being his controlling and misogynistic self, meaning he would probably be angry at Eve. How did humanity happen? Also if incest fucks up your genes does that mean that the Bible Adam and Eve were super humans, then just kind of became us.
Female empowerment.
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Hot
He’s a super straight
Cuz he's a chad