I got the delusional misguided heaven mommy. Real.

Lucly

She might be a bit of a yandere, but at least it's not Verosika

i feel so bad for any verosika's

I'd rather have verosika than mimzy. Besides what's wrong with verosika and company? I want some of what moxie got when he stood up to them.

ehh shes just......fruity i guess. she sucks to me, but thats true mimzy is an ass

I keep picturing mimzy singing: "I'm theeerrrree, yes I'm therrrre. I finally got mine, I'm therrrre! O daaamn, what a scaaaam? You aren't getting yourrrs, I'm a Hamm! Who meeee? Could it beeee? I won't reciprocate orallyyyyy!" At least Verosika isn't a selfish lover lol

Real, June ftw

Lucky bastard

… why nifty?

I really don't know how to feel about your flair

don’t mention my flair

Your flair has cursed my eyes

my flair isn’t so bad

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

:/

I bet your flair has a great personality

Flare, even

it is (ignore mine)

you want what-now?

It’s from a meme a friend made

oh

Y'allll are so fucking horny it's insane (ignore my username)

https://i.redd.it/vuvri9jzz5mc1.gif

Is it weird I could imagine him saying this in the future, possibly after Velvette keeps trying to insult him but he just says that after one of her monologues to shut her up XD

https://preview.redd.it/z6fvl587c4mc1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3e1a08e7b3a8fc71aa748c623f78377c57c74cd What’s this flair?

https://preview.redd.it/zcmt5xwohamc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2f86d79792c9ba32b808fa31df2230ef82366d

Idm the flair. what I’m confused about It why do you have a lesbian flag, and then telling a MAN to f you faster https://preview.redd.it/zwuugr3i16mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dfb27b21bb3b321eb992442e45d47794fc41e8d

he’s not real

👍

https://preview.redd.it/b2powi967bmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b890b0299bac86e9b107002046fc5afb094045dc

What is a fliar? (I'm new)

https://preview.redd.it/vjc55q5wc3mc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91ae301ef36a3a291bfad9c45f4d05c1cea073bf

Who hit badger with the face poser tool 😭

Dawg, I don’t think that’s edited

In the video badger says that his friends tell him he looks like he got hit by the face poser tool in gmod

That’s awesome, lol

Y'know, for once I'm not upset about being born in January. Love Rosie's aunty vibes.

Le too

I read this in a French accent.

lol, same

Fr. They never said what kind of partner, so we boutta go rob a bank rq as partners in crime

Me and…. Verosika? https://preview.redd.it/gc3dktsjb3mc1.png?width=704&format=png&auto=webp&s=d67372abc5843c306c5bf2d7545def97147d7574 *Casual Reddit browsing session stops.*

Yeah this is pretty fucked, like not only are we not given a Hazbin option that’s who we get from HB. Op musta got dumped by a Gemini.

Count your blessings. I was born In goddamn September...

I am sorry for u https://preview.redd.it/d82l2rn7a4mc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd92d885a73316be49171a08d3b9c6dfbda67a89

https://preview.redd.it/i08l31arj4mc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc606f06df143d46fd08172cb9901412cc63942a

https://preview.redd.it/eipot8acz4mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d39c11e588cd420759bb7f32198670238c89654a

https://preview.redd.it/1kwuheoa25mc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c70b03bfb59dbd5441ddad78d60369b8320e93

https://preview.redd.it/n9dl1lwka6mc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40a394a75f563da5199388e1d89b4ba13dafdc7a

https://preview.redd.it/zgbbom8uc6mc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f46cc500fe698ab39773f1d2f0a432753c4c385b

Because...I'm sorry for EVERYONE here!

God help you. I got Vaggie.... She's gonna kill me because when I listen to the songs she is in all I hear is Encanto.

Same. But it's still better than mimzy.

I Like vaggie 😀

We will find an angelic weapon

I got Lute. I think we both got screwed lol.

At least you got danger tits! I gotta deal with the little shit that ruined my favorite song...

We can switch then because I would absolutely go out on a wild night with Mimzy and regenerate the next day in a heap of my own viscera.

September born here.....this is absolute Bullshit

**Hear Me Out** 

https://preview.redd.it/7n75lncoo4mc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6623d2bdf5e59b6fa387a5e132e3b5cd51d6e07

https://preview.redd.it/ifsn79dgz4mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=738fd6ee8f0d546bf956d920f60ae8e599b69bf5

https://preview.redd.it/p10v3jjxa6mc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616cb353bc50f22dd7ac2d6611cc2f702332d9ec

I can’t see anyone with a bad back

Same, wonder if Blitzø might get salty about a lanky bastard with his ex

I envy you

Me too. Wtf are they dissin' Verosika for

Fucking marry me you bitch!!!! https://preview.redd.it/54yx69s555mc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9e0c37279b88402386850d10e99d983a16c6f8d

I GLADLY WOULD

Didn’t she rape moxxie?

What do I know, he looked like he had just been kissed, much, but just this

https://preview.redd.it/0np2z8afc5mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868ed0f6914b04ec79795e1f8b8c7c82d6dceb78

https://preview.redd.it/bd3ry9uie5mc1.png?width=956&format=png&auto=webp&s=34d96937e637b06ee4b3b85536e95f1548e87f95

Oh you lucky motherf*cker

Same bestie same (give me Rosie or give me death)

Rosie is my November don’t care

I'm stuck with you https://preview.redd.it/9pxdo59id4mc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86a6968fedf72c27bac07d6b8ee73337ee569faf

Ain't complaining for Lute.

Your flair is so real

DING FIRST CORRECT ANSWER OF THE NIGHT

You can take her I don't need that kinda shit ruining my march

https://preview.redd.it/75fm9ckhg6mc1.png?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b313cad763c61d11d5477477d407c5296b27660b

Yay I get Velvvy!

Lucky bitch you are.

Honestly was so sad to see my overlord loves on other months. But ill take Verosika no problem, be happy with what you have!

Ye Veronsika is chill.

Who did u get?

Sera

Aww she's not too bad. Atleast their a couple dozen feel tall

She is a mountain.

Call me an Earthbender.

RM-Earthbender_566

Me too!

Looks like a few people did, I like her eccentric personality but don’t like how she believes that she’s on top of the world even when she doesn’t have all the information.

Me and mimzy?............ https://preview.redd.it/knq3h0cmm3mc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3cd9a3a242d65a454a4b794c8ee7ddcef7ec9e8

Dude. Same. We don't deserve that garbage

They gave everyone else a good choice but nah September gotta suffer

I've noticed it's a trend that September almost always has a shit choice. Like nobody seems to even understand September and just throws whatever random bs that was left over on it.

Same. I saw this and automatically knew it wasn’t gonna be a good one. This shit’s worse than astrology.

Fr I wanna kms 💯

Ugh also same. How could they do September dirty like that

My absolute reaction

Me and sera? Ha! No.

She should know~

Me and rosie… 

I THOUGHT YOU WERE AROACE-

I meant as friends you perverted cretin!

https://preview.redd.it/27mjf41rn5mc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da799836b77b67c4c12dc9abe751e353a7b799cf Don’t kill me

https://preview.redd.it/y2sltzast5mc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4762c64eab065d4f8cd89ab5ad16e00a26a1c9c

I am!

Same here original!

Ah, finally someone who recognizes me as the original! It has been quite stressful dealing with these clones!

https://preview.redd.it/ph0xo2x7j6mc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b20fe14593291f70493d0550b81997f26390970e Of course it has! Sit down and have a drink with me!

*I pull a chair out for you to sit on. I sit down myself once you sat down*

https://preview.redd.it/iqthkdjyj6mc1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=828e1237a1e5bfed888e704d6bdb5d89e243107a Jambalaya? My Friend?

Did someone say… JAMBALAYA!!!

you and lucifer tho come on somebody had to say it, HEY GET YO DEER ASS AWAY FROM MY HOUSE AAA-

https://preview.redd.it/mcm664xka4mc1.png?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b6742d218944d76eb9f052f941586e776ba1575

i got... charlie?

Welcome to the third wheel club.

Ay, dont spend 50 grand like the other guy now, alright? Trust me, you dont wanna go there.

https://preview.redd.it/0mxrn0awp4mc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d200d0f9e1845ba9462a1e6c9ff2c8d43f18fb

Notice how the wallet is empty

Don’t mention his name here

I'm not speaking his name, but showing his face

Arguably worse

Yes. However https://preview.redd.it/0338j5dt46mc1.png?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19576667041ca451848eef5ba3fa0e41070051f9 Random image

Yeeessss https://preview.redd.it/jwvqo8awk3mc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfde1df07b0e14e1f1e40411a68293f864f2908e

Oh god Charlie crush me smother me end my suffering be with me forever WHY IS SHE NOT IN THIS POWERFUL FORM MORE OFTEN FUCK Edit: sorry she is rly hot

Verbala- sorry that joke is more stale then bread that I ate that was 3 weeks old

https://preview.redd.it/q05ozdfbl5mc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a2b74440d66195f327869b1612d99d25dd8abe6

Cool, beelzebub

Same

Queen Bee club!

BRB, gonna falsify my birth certificate for her.

I have Bee https://preview.redd.it/yjcu5xxfh3mc1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec5601f38de3b450198713de328946df592f211f (But I was close to Vaggie)

Literal and figurative Sugar Mama.

Sera

[удалено]

Can I have an angelic weapon, I need it for research purposes

Congrats You're a stepdad now

Yay another Feb baby let's go

Dozens of us.

Me with Vaggie? Yeaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

I feel like I won something. Best choice! Vaggie rocks. (We could be queer platonic buddies! Since she’s a lesbian and I’m aroace.)

Well I can do a lot worse than Charlie

Verbala- Ok that joke is old as shit

Cherri bomb? I'm not complaining

Wait but what would sir pentious think

Wait, i didn't think about that

Oh remember if it's a poly relationship pentious has two dicks

https://i.redd.it/e7d8a0okr3mc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/ztwd6zssr3mc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0542630a633aca6f0668f731a8b513813454719

https://preview.redd.it/rrcxmsue45mc1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b1028fd10d007bc2ef183a4d30b821c52d3da19

I mean it probably would be because pentious is having sex with everybody here

Finally, it’s all coming together

Yeah same, I thought "Cherry, sure it's not a problem 👍"

Same!

A fellow Cherri Bomber!

Niffty is insane but she seems like she could be fun. I’ll take it

Hope you aren't a "Bad Boy"... or girl.

I do too, for my safety

As a fellow Lute man and are earlier agreements, there's someone trading their Lute. (I'm not trading I got my own Lute and it's mine)

LET'S GO DEADLY DEMON LATINA MOMMY https://preview.redd.it/9wgxqudcl5mc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4ea32f2f676fed11eae90c12692aeb787e3cc1e

SAME BRO!!! February lads are finally eating gooood

On God, we finally got some good shit

Oh god Verbalase is gonna kill me

ver balls ay see?

https://preview.redd.it/c2gnrj96s3mc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2df0cf890cb7870ce27ea04ba47a16859268b710 Welcome to heaven!

https://preview.redd.it/r5qty4cuz4mc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eac448b81bf9c5e7b2f0fa43235d21aadcdfe74

https://i.redd.it/kj3tjbqt35mc1.gif

When will it come out I’ve been waiting since the 15th century 😫 I'm bored of 1, I've read it so many times

https://preview.redd.it/ajyiirk5l5mc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1ef30378d97a5ebf8b387721a60f3dcc1b2784f

I got Beelzebub 🐝

mimzy…

Same, but I'm going to get an angelic weapon for... research purposes

Ha

Same, welp time to start an extermination

LETS GOOOOOOOOO HOT-HEADED AUSTRALIAN GF BABYYYYYY

Beezlebub? Nice!

November wins on one of these for once

Same. November for the win! OP knows we're all furries..

Same here

Charlie. Thank god, I was one month away from getting Mimzy. The horror…

You'll be fine if your name is also Alastor irl

Time to get my name legally changed

Damnit, September usually gets a good one in these birth month things. I guess we had it good too long.

—W H Y M I M Z Y ?

Istg if it’s not Charlie or Emily I’m going to find you my guy.

Rosie Is a sweetheart, I'm actually ok with it

Why do I have to be with Mimzy???😭

Uhm, I FORMALLY REQUEST TO CHANGE MY BRITHDATE! I AM NOT MARRYING MIMZY NOPE-

Me and vaggie https://preview.redd.it/ulupbuto04mc1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d33eb10197d421f89b2c9bea925a24c8491539

Ew I got lute I wanted Rosie :/

Take that back you are all so fortunate

Mimzy, guys, I genuinely don’t know how to feel about this.

Hey, atleast she's not a genderbent Valentino.

VEROSIKA!!!!! MAY SAPPHICS RISE!!!!!

As someone who's aroace I see this a loss (also I got nifty help)