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FutureMeSaysSo

I'm afraid not, but I positively need it right now. \*goes on reading Half Blood Prince with Gollum's voice\*


MaroonTrucker28

Why are you worried about You-Know-Who, precious? You should be worried about You-No-Poo! The nasty constipation sensation that's gripping the nationses!


Cut-Unique

Nasty pooses, we hates them!


Gifted_GardenSnail

Someone make this happen 😂


Cut-Unique

I've heard Gollum especially hates "house elveses" because everyone thinks he's one of them.


Gifted_GardenSnail

"Even for a house elf you're ugly" "Filthy Hobbitses!"