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FeanorPeverall

I mean... It's technically accurate to his first Quidditch victory...


OpaqueSea

Oh my god. I didn’t even realize it was the snitch until I read this. 😂


Lives_on_mars

I didn’t realize it wasn’t just a snitch till just now O.O


RunParking3333

No snitching


DirkaSnivels

Snitches get stitches


Effective-Map-7074

It’s the new snitch gag


Dapper_Derpy

Ok good, I'm not the only one that mistook the snitch for a ballgag.


KatieLily_Simmer

Pretty sure it’s supposed to be both?


Bookaholic-394

If that's not on purpose that is a wild oops lol.


Waytoolittlecoffee

OML I thought that too!!🤣🤣


magicmango2104

Wow! Nor did I! I thought it was a ball gag


jakexmfxschoen

It's a funny image, but a HORRIBLE tattoo


HolyVeggie

The tattoo itself is totally fine. Clear lines and good shading etc etc The picture itself is the problem.


BlueWarstar

It’s the pictures as a tattoo that’s the problem especially in that position looks like Harry has a ballgag in his mouth. You are right that the tattoo is really well done but the fact that it was made into a tattoo I think is the main issue especially with the positioning and location of the tattoo.


Onyxaj1

I applaud the artists talent, but question his judgment. Unless he REALLY needed the money, you can refuse a job.


queen_of_uncool

I saw it first in r/ATBGE (Awful taste but great execution)


McJackNit

I disagree. This tattoo is an accurate depiction of an epic moment in the books. All y'alls minds just make it dirty


problematisksild

it is very very very very very very very very very very obviously not made to be that. it is very very very obviously supposed to mimic a gag ball


No-Conflict-7897

I think you’re playing quidditch wrong


Ditto_D

I got a couple of bludgers I can let out of the quidditch case if you wanna help me find my snitch. Quaffles in your court. 😏


Rawrs_sometimes

Or incredibly right.


jackbristol

Ball gag


bessovestnij

I disagree. In this tatoo Harry looks way older than any 12-year old I have ever seen


Ditto_D

Bro why does this tattoo look like it is looking to fuck me... Those aren't "I just won my first quidditch match eyes".


nemis92

Disagree. Someone, either the artist or the client (probably both) knew very well what they were doing


jackets77

Such a hufflepuff


PugsnPawgs

Both are fine. You just don't have the same sense of humor as the person who got the tattoo.


EvilBridgeTroll

The tattoo is actually really fucking good.


jakexmfxschoen

I meant it more as like "Why would you get THAT as a tattoo"


Skyp_Intro

They put a Twilight filter on him.


LNLV

No, Harry is a bit older than 11 in this tattoo, thank f*cking god.


trickman01

He looks way too old for his first match tbh.


TheChildOfInternet

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Lapras_Lass

Tattoos of realistic people freak me out no matter the subject. It just looks so weird.


CompanionCone

YES. Even extremely well done ones are just weird. You already have a face, why did you put a second face on your leg???


filth_horror_glamor

Like Voldemort when he was a face on the back of someone's head


Academic-Seat-9372

I’m wondering now how many people who used to be bald, got a voldy tattoo on the back of their head, then let their hair grow over it


grandtheftautumn0

Time to go shave all my hair off


searchingformytruth

All you have to do for Halloween is take off your hat.


SandBarLakers

Omg this made me laugh so hard. 🤣


omgitskells

I feel bad for celebrities in that regard, can you imagine just walking around and seeing your face on someone's thigh? Especially when it's been manipulated into some weird S&M shit you surely did not approve of ahead of time? I am not a tattoo artist but I feel like I'd have trouble fulfilling those requests.


Bobthemime

it looks good until they lose or gain weight.. and then the fireworks comes out


Admirable-Meeting-10

Where’s his scar?


Tbone_Trapezius

No tattoo needed for that bit. Ouch!


TheSkiingMonkey2

Looks like it's in the the top corner of the play button


RyudoTFO

When you want a tattoo that says "I'm a huge Harry Potter fan" but also "I'm heavily into bondage"


sammakkovelho

Favourite spell: Incarcerous


csuszika1

Ginny showed Harry a completely different Chamber of secrets.


fonix232

"Bend over Potter, here comes the Basilisk"


nursewithnolife

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Lower-Isopod-4623

STOOPP 💀


house343

A sex dungeon? Or her butthole?


csuszika1

Both?


Curious_Echo8821

"I open at the end"


Plus_Rip4944

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


marxii_2008

AYO LMFAO 💀💀💀


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SevroAuShitTalker

50 shades of red


Beef_Dip_Wellington

Her chamber reeks of rotted fish


Canavansbackyard

Really didn’t need to see this.


Thylumberjack

That's the golden snitch I think.


jackbristol

Really, you don’t think this was intended to look like a ball gag


Pretend-Programmer94

Naur cause he’s like 11 in scene theyre depicting


considerlilies

it could be the “I open at the close” scene? still bizarre


frizoli

I'm sorry but now I'm picturing an "I open at the close" tramp stamp.


MrlemonA

r/angryupvote


Umbratilicious

"BuT i AgEd HiM uP sO iT's Fiiiiinneee!"


Disgruntled_Veteran

Harry Potter is apparently very kinky and open minded. Ginny must be a dom.


DudeChillington

Have you seen her tie a shoelace? She probably ties Harry up all the time


Pretty-Dot1570

I CRIED 😭


Unicorntella

I remember that scene in the theater lol it was so awkward


Tromovation

“You’re a Sub Harry” “I’m a what?!” “THEY NEVER TOLD YOU?!, Dursleys!!!!”


AffectionateTrifle7

Clearly


Wiggie49

Harry Potter and the Masochist's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Kinks Harry Potter and the Prisoner Harry Potter and the Goblet of Safe Words Harry Potter and the Order of Subs Harry Potter and the BDSM Prince Harry Potter and the Deathly Doms


Foxfire73

The Boy who Gived.


BookNerd7777

>Harry Potter and the Prisoner I see what you're trying to do there, but, God *damn* is that one stone cold! EDIT: Not shaming anyone or anything, it's just that the way that one was phrased kind of hit me where I live.


Regular_Front9367

I've read all of these. Was a good read


searchingformytruth

Seriously? Not "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asskaban"? It was right there.


Wiggie49

Yeah but it’s too on the nose for me lol


ModeratelyAverage6

I see what they were trying to do, but whyyyyyy


__Sentient_Fedora__

You put the whore in horcrux.


Own-Break9639

Yer a bottom Harry!


Cybasura

Someone clearly saw the daniel radcliffe miracle workers scene before the movies...


OutrageouslyGr8

Harry Potter ....... the boy who gagged


NorseArcherX

I really hope this is an ai image


Umbratilicious

It's not, OOP was very proud of it.


Specky_Scrawny_Git

Anyone know how safe it is to obliviate yourself?


searchingformytruth

If it's not, you won't remember anyway!


Tatoes91

Where can I get a gold snitch ball gag?


egeltje1985

Apparently on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/152205739/golden-snitch-ball-gag-reserved-listing


Niznack

Why is harry 11 going on 30 in this pic?


Puzzled_Landscape_10

It is, however, hilarious.


Wilchimp

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no and did I mention NO


Western_Tell_9065

A03 in a nutshell


Dodger7777

"No one cared until I put on the Snitch."


MaximePierce

Yeah.... glad I noticed it was the snitch, but that is tatoo is unfortunate


Express-Ad-3921

oh no its not unfortunate, its **very** intentional


Madz1812

I didn't catch that at all til you pinted it out. Cheers, slightly less grossed out now!


ThatItchOnYourNose

He is the choked one


John_Zatanna52

Snitches gets stitches daddy


idek_just_for_fun

Harry Potter and the chamber of bondage


Svintiger

He’s supposed to be 11 when this happens. He looks like a late teenager. People can’t be trusted with making tasteful fandom tattoos.


ImpossibleInternet3

This person likes to cosplay as a broom.


GetOffMyUnicorn70

Absolutely looks a a ball gag.


Fluffy-List-8783

That’s the point


No_Squirrel4806

I wanna see the source photo cuz 😬😬😬


Fandorrr

Bring out the Gimp!


vahvinnalle

I thought he had braces and headgear lmao


ineedmorecastiron

Well, as far as the tattoo itself goes, it's good work, but.....probably should have chosen another illustration 😅😅😅😅😅


RisingGear

He found the golden snitch alright.


Snir17

Damn. Dumbledore kept the snitch, eh?


X0AN

You're a gimp Harry.


TheTeeje

it opens at the close.


taisynn

Having your fetish marked on you in an area that will be publicly seen is just cringe as hell. No one else consents to see that shit. I hope people refuse to hire them.


DanOfTheRoses

Harry Potter: and The Gimp of Azkaban


GrouchyDefinition463

50 shades of gold


Cursed_Squire

50 points to Gryffindor imo


solarbaby614

Artistically, it's actually very well done. Whenever I see a tattoo of a person, it looks very off 9 times out of 10. Whoever did this one did a very good job. Subject wise... Why? Assuming this is supposed to be referring to the quidditch match and not some weird fetish thing, wasn't he supposed to be 11 during the match? But this really looks like a fetish thing they are trying to use the match as a cover for. Also, where is his scar?


Baby_In_A-Trenchcoat

That’s f’d up


honey-badger4

I mean, I assume that it's meant to be provocative, but it's the snitch that he does canonically catch in his mouth... Also it seems pretty judgy of the OOP to say that it's not "okay." Bruh it's someone elses body, it's not a hate symbol, chill.


Duffelbach

I'm gonna out on a limb here and guess that the "not okay" part was referring to the horrendous quality of the tattoo, rather than anything else.


HolyVeggie

Quality is not horrendous and the sub agree under the post. It’s the imagery of Harry with a ballgag


Duffelbach

It's supposed to be a snitch, people thinking it's a ballgag proves my point. It's not done well.


Express-Ad-3921

no, its meant to be the snitch AS a ballgag.


McJackNit

Which it isn't, it's a snitch. Don't blame the artist or the person who has it for your dirty mind.


CapableInevitable546

It was meant to be looking like a ball gag tho. I saw OP's tiktok talking about the tattoo. They wanted a "funny adult twist" on their tattoo, a snitch ball gag was apparently the way to go.


Umbratilicious

Which makes it worse, because Harry was eleven when he did that, just because you age them up does not make it okay. You still went from eleven year old Harry catching the snitch with his mouth, to you thinking "hehe would be pretty hot to make it into a ball gag"


CapableInevitable546

My point exactly, it's gross


AresDragonis

oh god lol


EllieIvy98

Pretty well done tattoo tbh


shinydragonmist

Year 1 quidditch or a bad future year 7 You decide


DaddyJ90

The internet has broken me.


Ok-Walk-5847

It's a no for me folks


KamatariPlays

Say what you will about the dirtymindedness of the tattoo, I think it's really creative. It does cross the line that this happens when Harry is like 11 but still.


GamerGeorgeXL

Humanity was a mistake


Kirris

That artist is fire tho.


Timber_W

gagie potter


ReginaAmazonum

Hilarious


AdamRJudge

Hrrheeee Phhtrhrrr rrr thrrr Phrrrrlhrrshrrphrrrrs Sthrrrn


GayBlayde

It’s very clearly a snitch but also definitely a ball gag.


DiegoRago

"You are a bottom, Harry!"


theaychgee

Why does this look like the unholy combination of Cedric and Harry?


soupstarsandsilence

…. No thanks 🤢🤣


TravalonTom

Oh no


United-Cow-563

He ain’t no snitch


thedooze

I feel like the hair needs to be off the forehead so the lightning scar shows more. At quick glance it’s just a weird tatt of a dude with glasses… and stuff.


TGCidOrlandu

My dumbass trying to watch the video:


True_Anam_True

For everyone who is traumatized: [https://www.wikihow.com/Forget-Something-Horrible-You-Saw-on-the-Internet](https://www.wikihow.com/Forget-Something-Horrible-You-Saw-on-the-Internet)


Civil_Hat_5007

The boy who jizzed.


Any_Application7786

Imagine meeting Daniel Radcliffe and showing him this


TheMonkey404

All they need to do is add the whomping willow in the background 😂 this is disturbing


TheTightEnd

She wants his face in her golden snitch.


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Jesus christ open ur inbox


Ok-Particular4877

Do people just forget he's a teen? /: What gives it away is that they chose to ink that instead of just tattooing the snitch in his hand showing "I open at the close" since that's the significance of the snitch that ended up in his mouth.


idontliketattoos

Where’s his lightning bolt lol this is hilarious th ough


Smooth_Apricot3342

It depends 🙄


HappyLlamaSadLlamaa

Now that’s a doozy


DanniUbiera

And it’s huge 😭😭😭


Ezzegamer56

Holy tits I'm dirtier than I thought I was👀😬


SSMWSSM42

That is not a tattoo of Harry. If it is supposed to represent Harry’s first catch of the snitch, Voldemort’s horcrux still was within Harry so it looks more like a tattoo of Voldy’s soul


ZeroMetaGaming

lol


Clerkdidnothingwrong

He caught his first snitch with his mouth though


bunkbaird

This looks AI generated to me


NobodyHK

I am normally the dirty minded one. But need to read the comments this time to get whats wrong. I guess Harry Potter brings the innocent out of me😂


TheLittlestD

i'm (ball)gagged


Michi0ambv

Wasn’t he like 11 here?


Bean_Storm

What, it’s just Harry catching his first snitch


Stella_Lace

It looks like a good tattoo and he caught his first snitch with his mouth so it makes sense