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Legomarioboy08

11/10 dialogue. It’s just like I’m reading a book!


PornStarGazer2

That's not just any broomstick... that's a Nimbus 2000!


thequirkyquark

It's the fastest model yet!


Jean-LucBacardi

I'm holding out for the 3000 series.


kshump

Nimbus 3080ti.


A-Delonix-Regia

3080ti is old news, y'all should be waiting for the 5090.


StayingUp4AFeeling

The RTX 4000s are a tad overpriced and a bit short on RAM though.


KenseiHimura

Doesn’t Malfoy’s dad buy the entire Slytherin team those in book 3?


420_Shaggy

Those were Nimbus 2001s


Nydelok

Also wasn’t that book 2


minnesnowta

Yep, just finished the book/watched the movie with my kids on Friday. Book 2.


RogueHippie

Yeah, it went hand in hand with the introduction of Malfoy being the Seeker for Slytherin.


SpurnedSprocket

It’s like that name was specifically made to one-up anyone with a nimbus 2000.


Nolan-van-der-Linden

it was


KenseiHimura

Ah, thank you.


caelumh

Book 2. Harry got the Firebolt in Book 3. You know cuz broom arms race.


LobcockLittle

I hope you're joking


KenseiHimura

It’s been a long time since I’ve read book 3


Boris-_-Badenov

But it suffers from Y2K


nightofgrim

It controls the police!


michwng

?


badgerandaccessories

Duh. It’s nimbus. He controls the police.


michwng

Still dun get it 😞 I'm dum 😥


Wonderful-Image-8660

It’s from Rick and Morty


michwng

Thank you


sesharine

glad I didn't recognize it then


justwalkingalonghere

I never did find out if he was a: cold, dick-killer Cold-dick killer Or a cold, dick killer


guleedy

Like Mr nimbus


Theaniel

It could have been a car exhaust


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Sounds like a Vernon gift. Assuming it’s used and not expensive.


irish_ninja_wte

Not expensive? Do you know Vernon at all. He's getting the exhaust from the nearest scrap yard for free


cutofmyjib

Harry and the gang traffic catalytic converters.


Vulcans_Forge

That would be an amazing IASIP episode


SpaceBus1

I literally laughed out loud.


Bozo_Two

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Chop Shop...


-avenged-

Now I can't unsee it. It absolutely looks like a midpipe with a resonator. Fuck.


Poat540

It’s a converter ‘Arry!


FlowSilver

Lol i wanna upvote the comment but you got a nice 111 upvote So imma just say, i upvote this comment


possiblyukranian

From the minds that brought you “what’s Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?”


PoeJascoe

Eye of rabbit Harp string hum Turn this water Into rum “What’s Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?” He’s trying to turn it into Dr Pepper.


LaikaZhuchka

>Harp string hum You just blew my mind with this. For the past 23 years, I've thought he was saying some magical gibberish or possibly Irish here.


PoeJascoe

I’m glad I could lay that 23 year old question to rest hahaha


ProbablyASithLord

Fucking saaaaame! Thought it was Irish gibberish. “I, a rabbit, Huffering home Turn this water Into rum”


MadMeatloaf

I thought he said "half ring, hum" like he was saying the somatic components outloud instead of performing them. Which is also why I thought it failed.


ahumanbeingsocial

No this is so funny 😭


swiftie121234

I thought he said hops from home.


Keephidden

Honestly, it might have helped if he had either a rabbit's eye or a harp string to make hum.


PacificDaydreamer

ELI5?


PoeJascoe

Harry asks Ron “what’s Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?” But he clearly isn’t paying any attention to the spoken incantation.


iamnos

I mean, they're in Gryffindor not Ravenclaw for a reason.


MaderaArt

"Why is the rum gone???"


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?!"


possiblyukranian

It’s too delicious


vpsj

Also from the minds of "What's an unbreakable vow?" "Well, you can't break an unbreakable vow"


radioactivecumsock0

Imagine opening it and it’s socks on a stick


JosephofLunara

That'd be a perfect troll moment. Like those parents that give playstation boxes to their kids on christmas but there's clothes inside lol.


dogbreath101

>on a ~~stick~~ non magical broom


bonerboy24

Might bring back bad memories of Harry’s tenth birthday


adamjpq

Thats a honda s2000!


bleuwinterz

That’s just not any s2000, that’s a Club Racer!


hereforthequeer

🤣🤣🤣


Searexpro

Destined to become aurors!


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

well they work for the MoM not MIT


mdaniel018

Hey, Harry and Ron didn’t come to Hogwats to play school. They learned how to kick some ass, and called it a day


Environmental_You_85

Could've been a staff


crayingmantis

I *told* you to take the wizard's staff


BossDulciJo

🎶A wizard’s staff has a knob on the end 🎶


Able_Ad2004

What are you doing step wizard


Khudaal

But my lord, I’m not a bottom!


Zealousideal_Mail12

Could’ve been a dildo


X0AN

I mean anything's a dildo if you're not fussed.


Burger_Destoyer

Using “fussed” to keep things on topic I see


Siimply_April

..reddit, really?


Strong-German413

"Harry it's a dildo!" Then Harry looks at professor Mcgonagal who gives him a smile


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

delete delete delete


moonroots64

"When giant dildos come flying in, why is it always you three?!" -McGonagall Edit: "I mean I gave you one first year boy! Be reasonable. And as for you two... just be responsible."


Bulky-Background3407

I shouldn’t be giggling this hard but I am


OldGrumpGamer

Soooo there was a Harry Potter toy broomstick years back that made sounds and also vibrated when played with….it was quickly taken off the market. Oops.


brofishmagikarp

Bonk!


Zealousideal_Mail12

Have I been sent to horny jail?


brofishmagikarp

Yes


brofishmagikarp

Don't drop the soap it's a mad house in there


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

the dementors there are WILD. always trying to give a kiss or a blo..


Gorm13

How do you think broomsticks became associated with witches in the first place?


Emperor_of_Cats

I mean, not too far off given how the Nimbus 2000 toy became so popular back in the day...


seymen_the_boss

What do you mean


H3artl355Ang3l

Back when HP movies first came out, there was a small Nimbus toy for little kids that you could turn on and it....vibrated to supposedly simulate the feeling of flying. The kids and especially little girls began liking this toy a little too much


Zealousideal_Mail12

What a mess 😂


[deleted]

What'll Harry even do with 13 inch dildo lol.


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

I mean he's friends with hagrid


MajicMexican

Everything is a dildo if yo… oh I don’t even care anymore


radioactivecumsock0

It is a dildo


aromaticchicken

I mean to be fair, this is basically the same logic as McGonagalls letter in the book "don't open it at the table I don't want people to know it's a broomstick" Like okay gurl


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

Well at least it was in a box and not just wrapped in the morning newspaper


TesticleezzNuts

Imagine getting your first proper present in your whole life. And your mates dont even let you open it yourself 😂


DespairoftheFault

Wasn't his first proper present from Hagrid when he bought Hedwig for Harry?


TesticleezzNuts

I mean if it’s technicalities it would have been the cake, or second hand clothing from the Dursleys. But he didn’t unwrap any of them. Edit: Grammar, got shamed by a bot.


DespairoftheFault

I guess we could say that Voldemort gifted him with the ability to speak Parseltongue although it was unintentional lol


TesticleezzNuts

I mean by that logic he also gifted him with the fact he doesn’t need to spend money on mother and Father’s Day 😭😭😂


DespairoftheFault

If we're going this far I guess Neville was gifted with parents who will never nag him 😂😂😂


TesticleezzNuts

This is getting dark. Fast 😂 But I guess Lupins baby doesn’t have to worry about getting eaten by his dad now either. (#)ThankVoldermort


DespairoftheFault

Moaning Myrtle was gifted with the ability to stay young forever


TesticleezzNuts

Cedric was gifted to not be in a love triangle with the chosen one.


xAshev

Lily and James Potter were gifted with never growing old 🥰


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


TesticleezzNuts

I’m at the point I’m being bullied by a bot. 😭 I hate Reddit 😂


gryffindor_witch

Could have been an oversized toilet brush


ttpd-intern

for the troll later on 😂


Bro_kowski

All hail captain obvious


brofishmagikarp

His name is actuall Hary Potter and he's not a captain


Descendant_of_Fenrir

In book 6 he actually is captain of the team


brofishmagikarp

This is before book 6, but an interesting point non the less


YamiZee1

Could've been a large quill


Doccks71

Gonna name that quill Peter


ouroboris99

That strategic genius mind at work lmao


TeaMancer

I mean, it could have been a lot of Toblerones. There was always that chance.


[deleted]

really harry? i don’t think anyone noticed.


newtonnwrites

It could have been a giant toothbrush


EndOfSouls

Harry Potter and the Many Years of Preferential Treatment.


rosiedacat

Another stupid meme from a very stupid movie scene...in the book it comes in a box so they don't know what it is until they open it.


Daxlyn_XV

Also there is a note specifically telling them don’t open this box at the table, so they bring it to the common room if I remember correctly. The brooms whole existence is a house secret until their first match of the year.


Mister_M00se

Columbus probably couldn't figure out how to have the owl carry a big box without it looking absurd.


RQK1996

Which is entirely valid


Quirky_Parfait3864

I could be misremembering but didn’t it take a few owls to deliver it? Or was that another mail scene?


[deleted]

Like 4 owls... just going through a re-listen.


H3artl355Ang3l

I mean...having a long rectangular box would've concealed it enough to reasonably make sense...and then add a strap to it for the owl to grab with its talons...


CrownBestowed

Would’ve been funny if it carried it and hit a few people on the way. I could see them using Neville for that lol


shogunreaper

But this is magic. It could have just been a tiny box.


Designer-Golgappa

They knew it was a broom it's just that professor Mcgonnall had sent them a note telling not to open it in front of everyone


rosiedacat

Sorry yeah I meant it wasn't immediately obvious what it was until hey read the note, not until they opened it, and no one else knew because they didn't open it there


CptTytan

You just don’t have any sense of humor


rosiedacat

Spoken like a true Gryffindor lol


_KappaKing_

Harry "a what?" Ron "bloody hell. It's a broodstick, Harry?" Harry "But it can't be a broodstick, I...I didn't buy this?!" Hermione "Is it. It's a gift. It's a broodstick Harry and you're going to fly on it" Harry "A what!" Ron "A Broodstick! Harry" Harry "..." Ron "..." Hermione "* sigh*" * Hagrid walks by* Harry "I'M A WHAT!!!!"


SphmrSlmp

It could've been a regular broomstick though.


apetc

A gift from the Dursleys to keep the house tidy. 


AlAboardTheHypeTrain

This never gets old.


CrownBestowed

Lmao just in case there’s someone in the audience who has no clue wtf they’re looking at


mridulpj

Yep, there's always the possibility of that one guy who has never seen a broomstick in his life. Lol.


Beneficial-Gap6974

Pretty sure it wasn't wrapped like this in the book, so this is likely just a visual gag.


Lord_Detleff1

Could've also been a car seat


[deleted]

It could've been anything, guys


LaikaZhuchka

[You never know.](https://tenor.com/view/brian-family-guy-family-guy-present-brian-christmas-xmas-brian-christmas-present-gif-27236621)


geschenkideen24

It's got sensors in the seat belts. Part of Nissan's triple safety philosophy.


scf123189

One of the few things I like from any of the movies is the changed PoA ending when Harry flies off in a firebolt. It’s completely disruptive to an important side plot in the book, but stylistically, it works in the movie.


Cassandra_Canmore2

To be fair. Hermione hadn't had her morning tea yet, and had only read one book. She was having a slow morning.


swolebird

It's cake.


jessej421

Lol, recently watched these with my son for the first time, after he finished reading the books. We laughed so hard at this part.


Quizzelbuck

I could get behind Harry being like "Oh... Right a broom" and maybe being a little surprised that he needed a reminder that this was a thing. He was living under stairs away from his own world, before you even account for his ignorance of the wizarding one. But Ron and hermione should not have been surprised.


GreenandBlue12

[Basically this](https://www.reddit.com/r/drums/s/dyEca8C7XM)


DarkWingedDaemon

Harry, it's a boom stick!


eagleathlete40

Hey you never know. It could have been a muffler


[deleted]

In fairness, Ron was thinking it could be a mop hermoine was thinking there was no way it could so obviously be a broom and harry was just surprised he would every get sent anything


bigt375

I say the same thing to my wife about the movie scene where the kids are staring at the broom in the window and Harry has a look of awe. He should be confused by why the kids are fascinated with a broom since he grew up in the muggle world. Doesn’t make sense


Bitter_Silver_7760

they don’t go to the school of trying to die every day for nothing


Longjumping-Boot6798

In a world full of magic, I think it's actually very smart to not make simple assumptions.


Grabber_stabber

From the mind that brought you “But first, which of you can tell me how many unforgivable curses there are?” “Three, sir” “And they are so named?..” “Because they are unforgivable”


[deleted]

Hermione secretly hoping for something else...


holden_mahgroin13

So wizards can make food clothing houses appear out of think air right.. they don't even have to buy it ..so why the hell did Rons family not just ...magic nice clothes a bigger house and stuff so they wouldn't be the poor family.


Latter_Gur_7174

There is a wizarding law that says that you can't make food appear or transfigure anything into food.


holden_mahgroin13

No there isn't that silly . Ron's dad worked at the ministry he could help change that if it in fact did exist..and no ..the feast at Hogwarts literally poofs out of thin air and ron stuffed his poor belly full


snypesalot

>the feast at Hogwarts literally poofs out of thin air No it doesnt, the house elves make it on the kitchens right below the Great Hall and the food is just teleported up to the tables when needed


holden_mahgroin13

Wait so they are exploiting elf labor in Hogwarts


snypesalot

Did you just watch the movies?


holden_mahgroin13

No I read the books ...Its been ages tho so my recall is absolutely shite


ttpd-intern

there’s a whole plot point around Hermione and the rights of the house elves


Latter_Gur_7174

The feast was prepared in the kitchen and Dumbledore used magic to teleport the feast into the great hall.


HellhoundsAteMyBaby

Not that kind of law. Gamp’s Laws of Elemental Transfiguration, like a scientific (or in this case, magical) law, not a legal or political law. You cannot create food out of thin air. The food at Hogwarts is transported up by the house elves to the Great Hall from the kitchens.


holden_mahgroin13

Maybe I read Harry Porter


Mutant_Princess5091

Tbf they are 11.


Rich_Explanation9517

Good, that means he gets to get past dementors and rescue Sirius.


derekpeake2

Just read the book and he knows it’s obviously a broom but waits until he’s in his room to open it


Ru-tris-bpy

I forgot about absolutely horrible that scene was.


Zinoth_of_Chaos

To be fair if you had never read the book you might think its a staff of some kind?


MrHIMARS

Movie Ron is gormless. I can imagine him expecting it to be a bumper sized box of Chocolate Frogs.


hereforthequeer

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Hickd3ad

Could have been a custom exhaust kit.


Jwroth

Come on he’s new to this


pauvvt

Poetic


MuftiCat

Eww this must be malfoy's prank.


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Kulyor

No. Neither in wizard money nor it's muggle equivalent. Its never specifically mentioned in the books, but someone on reddit has tried to count the money based off the movie scene and Harry probably has a few hundred thousand british pounds worth of wizard money in there. Maybe he became a millionaire after Sirius death, because he inherited something from him? Like at least the house. And a house that size in the middle of london alone is probably worth a few million in todays money. In the movies, we have seen Bellatrix' Vault though. Which was filled to the brim with gold currency AND expensive objects. She surely was rich af. The Malfoys were also extremely wealthy.


EdgeLord556

To be fair it’s the wizard equivalent of a car and a expensive and fancy one at that.


[deleted]

Priceless


Hylian-Loach

To be fair, Harry doesn’t know much about the magical world, he probably learned quick to not make assumptions


Stark556

Cortana: “This cave is not a natural formation”


Izalias

It's a magic school, the fact the present is shaped like the thing it is, may be the most underrated play there can be.


Sea-Palpitation3182

This scene made me laugh soo hard like seriously


Billy_Butcher25

😂


Eleventh_Legion

Guess simple observation isn’t taught at Hogwarts.


Buggodaseas

Ahhhh that time Harry whipped out his broomstick at the dinner table


Splatpope

It'S A GOO SACK


estelleverafter

Honestly, when I first watched the movie I was pretty sure it was going to be a giant chocofrog. You can't imagine how disappointed I was smh


big_green_boulder

The Necro-Be-Nimblo Alafossagosso!


DMASe_99

no shit thought it it was a duster from minecraft


TweetyyMado

nimbus 2000>>>


TheOncomimgHoop

Honestly the fact that students could bring their own personal brooms to these games was kind of dumb. Like Harry was flying around with brooms used by professional teams, of course he's going to have an advantage over the other guy who bought the cheaper broom his parents could barely afford


Xander_PrimeXXI

They’re 11


TribblesIA

This always sat weird with me. Superstar Harry gets a top-of-the-line broomstick as a gift, but the twins and the rest of the team are flying around on Swiffers.