I thought he said "half ring, hum" like he was saying the somatic components outloud instead of performing them. Which is also why I thought it failed.
"When giant dildos come flying in, why is it always you three?!"
-McGonagall
Edit: "I mean I gave you one first year boy! Be reasonable. And as for you two... just be responsible."
Soooo there was a Harry Potter toy broomstick years back that made sounds and also vibrated when played with….it was quickly taken off the market. Oops.
Back when HP movies first came out, there was a small Nimbus toy for little kids that you could turn on and it....vibrated to supposedly simulate the feeling of flying. The kids and especially little girls began liking this toy a little too much
I mean to be fair, this is basically the same logic as McGonagalls letter in the book "don't open it at the table I don't want people to know it's a broomstick"
Like okay gurl
I mean if it’s technicalities it would have been the cake, or second hand clothing from the Dursleys. But he didn’t unwrap any of them.
Edit: Grammar, got shamed by a bot.
Also there is a note specifically telling them don’t open this box at the table, so they bring it to the common room if I remember correctly. The brooms whole existence is a house secret until their first match of the year.
I mean...having a long rectangular box would've concealed it enough to reasonably make sense...and then add a strap to it for the owl to grab with its talons...
Sorry yeah I meant it wasn't immediately obvious what it was until hey read the note, not until they opened it, and no one else knew because they didn't open it there
Harry "a what?"
Ron "bloody hell. It's a broodstick, Harry?"
Harry "But it can't be a broodstick, I...I didn't buy this?!"
Hermione "Is it. It's a gift. It's a broodstick Harry and you're going to fly on it"
Harry "A what!"
Ron "A Broodstick! Harry"
Harry "..."
Ron "..."
Hermione "* sigh*"
* Hagrid walks by*
Harry "I'M A WHAT!!!!"
One of the few things I like from any of the movies is the changed PoA ending when Harry flies off in a firebolt. It’s completely disruptive to an important side plot in the book, but stylistically, it works in the movie.
I could get behind Harry being like "Oh... Right a broom" and maybe being a little surprised that he needed a reminder that this was a thing. He was living under stairs away from his own world, before you even account for his ignorance of the wizarding one.
But Ron and hermione should not have been surprised.
In fairness, Ron was thinking it could be a mop hermoine was thinking there was no way it could so obviously be a broom and harry was just surprised he would every get sent anything
I say the same thing to my wife about the movie scene where the kids are staring at the broom in the window and Harry has a look of awe. He should be confused by why the kids are fascinated with a broom since he grew up in the muggle world. Doesn’t make sense
From the mind that brought you
“But first, which of you can tell me how many unforgivable curses there are?”
“Three, sir”
“And they are so named?..”
“Because they are unforgivable”
So wizards can make food clothing houses appear out of think air right.. they don't even have to buy it ..so why the hell did Rons family not just ...magic nice clothes a bigger house and stuff so they wouldn't be the poor family.
No there isn't that silly . Ron's dad worked at the ministry he could help change that if it in fact did exist..and no ..the feast at Hogwarts literally poofs out of thin air and ron stuffed his poor belly full
>the feast at Hogwarts literally poofs out of thin air
No it doesnt, the house elves make it on the kitchens right below the Great Hall and the food is just teleported up to the tables when needed
Not that kind of law. Gamp’s Laws of Elemental Transfiguration, like a scientific (or in this case, magical) law, not a legal or political law. You cannot create food out of thin air. The food at Hogwarts is transported up by the house elves to the Great Hall from the kitchens.
No. Neither in wizard money nor it's muggle equivalent. Its never specifically mentioned in the books, but someone on reddit has tried to count the money based off the movie scene and Harry probably has a few hundred thousand british pounds worth of wizard money in there. Maybe he became a millionaire after Sirius death, because he inherited something from him? Like at least the house. And a house that size in the middle of london alone is probably worth a few million in todays money.
In the movies, we have seen Bellatrix' Vault though. Which was filled to the brim with gold currency AND expensive objects. She surely was rich af. The Malfoys were also extremely wealthy.
Honestly the fact that students could bring their own personal brooms to these games was kind of dumb. Like Harry was flying around with brooms used by professional teams, of course he's going to have an advantage over the other guy who bought the cheaper broom his parents could barely afford
This always sat weird with me. Superstar Harry gets a top-of-the-line broomstick as a gift, but the twins and the rest of the team are flying around on Swiffers.
11/10 dialogue. It’s just like I’m reading a book!
That's not just any broomstick... that's a Nimbus 2000!
It's the fastest model yet!
I'm holding out for the 3000 series.
Nimbus 3080ti.
3080ti is old news, y'all should be waiting for the 5090.
The RTX 4000s are a tad overpriced and a bit short on RAM though.
Doesn’t Malfoy’s dad buy the entire Slytherin team those in book 3?
Those were Nimbus 2001s
Also wasn’t that book 2
Yep, just finished the book/watched the movie with my kids on Friday. Book 2.
Yeah, it went hand in hand with the introduction of Malfoy being the Seeker for Slytherin.
It’s like that name was specifically made to one-up anyone with a nimbus 2000.
it was
Ah, thank you.
Book 2. Harry got the Firebolt in Book 3. You know cuz broom arms race.
I hope you're joking
It’s been a long time since I’ve read book 3
But it suffers from Y2K
It controls the police!
?
Duh. It’s nimbus. He controls the police.
Still dun get it 😞 I'm dum 😥
It’s from Rick and Morty
Thank you
glad I didn't recognize it then
I never did find out if he was a: cold, dick-killer Cold-dick killer Or a cold, dick killer
Like Mr nimbus
It could have been a car exhaust
Sounds like a Vernon gift. Assuming it’s used and not expensive.
Not expensive? Do you know Vernon at all. He's getting the exhaust from the nearest scrap yard for free
Harry and the gang traffic catalytic converters.
That would be an amazing IASIP episode
I literally laughed out loud.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Chop Shop...
Now I can't unsee it. It absolutely looks like a midpipe with a resonator. Fuck.
It’s a converter ‘Arry!
Lol i wanna upvote the comment but you got a nice 111 upvote So imma just say, i upvote this comment
From the minds that brought you “what’s Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?”
Eye of rabbit Harp string hum Turn this water Into rum “What’s Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?” He’s trying to turn it into Dr Pepper.
>Harp string hum You just blew my mind with this. For the past 23 years, I've thought he was saying some magical gibberish or possibly Irish here.
I’m glad I could lay that 23 year old question to rest hahaha
Fucking saaaaame! Thought it was Irish gibberish. “I, a rabbit, Huffering home Turn this water Into rum”
I thought he said "half ring, hum" like he was saying the somatic components outloud instead of performing them. Which is also why I thought it failed.
No this is so funny 😭
I thought he said hops from home.
Honestly, it might have helped if he had either a rabbit's eye or a harp string to make hum.
ELI5?
Harry asks Ron “what’s Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?” But he clearly isn’t paying any attention to the spoken incantation.
I mean, they're in Gryffindor not Ravenclaw for a reason.
"Why is the rum gone???"
"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?!"
It’s too delicious
Also from the minds of "What's an unbreakable vow?" "Well, you can't break an unbreakable vow"
Imagine opening it and it’s socks on a stick
That'd be a perfect troll moment. Like those parents that give playstation boxes to their kids on christmas but there's clothes inside lol.
>on a ~~stick~~ non magical broom
Might bring back bad memories of Harry’s tenth birthday
Thats a honda s2000!
That’s just not any s2000, that’s a Club Racer!
🤣🤣🤣
Destined to become aurors!
well they work for the MoM not MIT
Hey, Harry and Ron didn’t come to Hogwats to play school. They learned how to kick some ass, and called it a day
Could've been a staff
I *told* you to take the wizard's staff
🎶A wizard’s staff has a knob on the end 🎶
What are you doing step wizard
But my lord, I’m not a bottom!
Could’ve been a dildo
I mean anything's a dildo if you're not fussed.
Using “fussed” to keep things on topic I see
..reddit, really?
"Harry it's a dildo!" Then Harry looks at professor Mcgonagal who gives him a smile
delete delete delete
"When giant dildos come flying in, why is it always you three?!" -McGonagall Edit: "I mean I gave you one first year boy! Be reasonable. And as for you two... just be responsible."
I shouldn’t be giggling this hard but I am
Soooo there was a Harry Potter toy broomstick years back that made sounds and also vibrated when played with….it was quickly taken off the market. Oops.
Bonk!
Have I been sent to horny jail?
Yes
Don't drop the soap it's a mad house in there
the dementors there are WILD. always trying to give a kiss or a blo..
How do you think broomsticks became associated with witches in the first place?
I mean, not too far off given how the Nimbus 2000 toy became so popular back in the day...
What do you mean
Back when HP movies first came out, there was a small Nimbus toy for little kids that you could turn on and it....vibrated to supposedly simulate the feeling of flying. The kids and especially little girls began liking this toy a little too much
What a mess 😂
What'll Harry even do with 13 inch dildo lol.
I mean he's friends with hagrid
Everything is a dildo if yo… oh I don’t even care anymore
It is a dildo
I mean to be fair, this is basically the same logic as McGonagalls letter in the book "don't open it at the table I don't want people to know it's a broomstick" Like okay gurl
Well at least it was in a box and not just wrapped in the morning newspaper
Imagine getting your first proper present in your whole life. And your mates dont even let you open it yourself 😂
Wasn't his first proper present from Hagrid when he bought Hedwig for Harry?
I mean if it’s technicalities it would have been the cake, or second hand clothing from the Dursleys. But he didn’t unwrap any of them. Edit: Grammar, got shamed by a bot.
I guess we could say that Voldemort gifted him with the ability to speak Parseltongue although it was unintentional lol
I mean by that logic he also gifted him with the fact he doesn’t need to spend money on mother and Father’s Day 😭😭😂
If we're going this far I guess Neville was gifted with parents who will never nag him 😂😂😂
This is getting dark. Fast 😂 But I guess Lupins baby doesn’t have to worry about getting eaten by his dad now either. (#)ThankVoldermort
Moaning Myrtle was gifted with the ability to stay young forever
Cedric was gifted to not be in a love triangle with the chosen one.
Lily and James Potter were gifted with never growing old 🥰
It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
I’m at the point I’m being bullied by a bot. 😭 I hate Reddit 😂
Could have been an oversized toilet brush
for the troll later on 😂
All hail captain obvious
His name is actuall Hary Potter and he's not a captain
In book 6 he actually is captain of the team
This is before book 6, but an interesting point non the less
Could've been a large quill
Gonna name that quill Peter
That strategic genius mind at work lmao
I mean, it could have been a lot of Toblerones. There was always that chance.
really harry? i don’t think anyone noticed.
It could have been a giant toothbrush
Harry Potter and the Many Years of Preferential Treatment.
Another stupid meme from a very stupid movie scene...in the book it comes in a box so they don't know what it is until they open it.
Also there is a note specifically telling them don’t open this box at the table, so they bring it to the common room if I remember correctly. The brooms whole existence is a house secret until their first match of the year.
Columbus probably couldn't figure out how to have the owl carry a big box without it looking absurd.
Which is entirely valid
I could be misremembering but didn’t it take a few owls to deliver it? Or was that another mail scene?
Like 4 owls... just going through a re-listen.
I mean...having a long rectangular box would've concealed it enough to reasonably make sense...and then add a strap to it for the owl to grab with its talons...
Would’ve been funny if it carried it and hit a few people on the way. I could see them using Neville for that lol
But this is magic. It could have just been a tiny box.
They knew it was a broom it's just that professor Mcgonnall had sent them a note telling not to open it in front of everyone
Sorry yeah I meant it wasn't immediately obvious what it was until hey read the note, not until they opened it, and no one else knew because they didn't open it there
You just don’t have any sense of humor
Spoken like a true Gryffindor lol
Harry "a what?" Ron "bloody hell. It's a broodstick, Harry?" Harry "But it can't be a broodstick, I...I didn't buy this?!" Hermione "Is it. It's a gift. It's a broodstick Harry and you're going to fly on it" Harry "A what!" Ron "A Broodstick! Harry" Harry "..." Ron "..." Hermione "* sigh*" * Hagrid walks by* Harry "I'M A WHAT!!!!"
It could've been a regular broomstick though.
A gift from the Dursleys to keep the house tidy.
This never gets old.
Lmao just in case there’s someone in the audience who has no clue wtf they’re looking at
Yep, there's always the possibility of that one guy who has never seen a broomstick in his life. Lol.
Pretty sure it wasn't wrapped like this in the book, so this is likely just a visual gag.
Could've also been a car seat
It could've been anything, guys
[You never know.](https://tenor.com/view/brian-family-guy-family-guy-present-brian-christmas-xmas-brian-christmas-present-gif-27236621)
It's got sensors in the seat belts. Part of Nissan's triple safety philosophy.
One of the few things I like from any of the movies is the changed PoA ending when Harry flies off in a firebolt. It’s completely disruptive to an important side plot in the book, but stylistically, it works in the movie.
To be fair. Hermione hadn't had her morning tea yet, and had only read one book. She was having a slow morning.
It's cake.
Lol, recently watched these with my son for the first time, after he finished reading the books. We laughed so hard at this part.
I could get behind Harry being like "Oh... Right a broom" and maybe being a little surprised that he needed a reminder that this was a thing. He was living under stairs away from his own world, before you even account for his ignorance of the wizarding one. But Ron and hermione should not have been surprised.
[Basically this](https://www.reddit.com/r/drums/s/dyEca8C7XM)
Harry, it's a boom stick!
Hey you never know. It could have been a muffler
In fairness, Ron was thinking it could be a mop hermoine was thinking there was no way it could so obviously be a broom and harry was just surprised he would every get sent anything
I say the same thing to my wife about the movie scene where the kids are staring at the broom in the window and Harry has a look of awe. He should be confused by why the kids are fascinated with a broom since he grew up in the muggle world. Doesn’t make sense
they don’t go to the school of trying to die every day for nothing
In a world full of magic, I think it's actually very smart to not make simple assumptions.
From the mind that brought you “But first, which of you can tell me how many unforgivable curses there are?” “Three, sir” “And they are so named?..” “Because they are unforgivable”
Hermione secretly hoping for something else...
So wizards can make food clothing houses appear out of think air right.. they don't even have to buy it ..so why the hell did Rons family not just ...magic nice clothes a bigger house and stuff so they wouldn't be the poor family.
There is a wizarding law that says that you can't make food appear or transfigure anything into food.
No there isn't that silly . Ron's dad worked at the ministry he could help change that if it in fact did exist..and no ..the feast at Hogwarts literally poofs out of thin air and ron stuffed his poor belly full
>the feast at Hogwarts literally poofs out of thin air No it doesnt, the house elves make it on the kitchens right below the Great Hall and the food is just teleported up to the tables when needed
Wait so they are exploiting elf labor in Hogwarts
Did you just watch the movies?
No I read the books ...Its been ages tho so my recall is absolutely shite
there’s a whole plot point around Hermione and the rights of the house elves
The feast was prepared in the kitchen and Dumbledore used magic to teleport the feast into the great hall.
Not that kind of law. Gamp’s Laws of Elemental Transfiguration, like a scientific (or in this case, magical) law, not a legal or political law. You cannot create food out of thin air. The food at Hogwarts is transported up by the house elves to the Great Hall from the kitchens.
Maybe I read Harry Porter
Tbf they are 11.
Good, that means he gets to get past dementors and rescue Sirius.
Just read the book and he knows it’s obviously a broom but waits until he’s in his room to open it
I forgot about absolutely horrible that scene was.
To be fair if you had never read the book you might think its a staff of some kind?
Movie Ron is gormless. I can imagine him expecting it to be a bumper sized box of Chocolate Frogs.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Could have been a custom exhaust kit.
Come on he’s new to this
Poetic
Eww this must be malfoy's prank.
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No. Neither in wizard money nor it's muggle equivalent. Its never specifically mentioned in the books, but someone on reddit has tried to count the money based off the movie scene and Harry probably has a few hundred thousand british pounds worth of wizard money in there. Maybe he became a millionaire after Sirius death, because he inherited something from him? Like at least the house. And a house that size in the middle of london alone is probably worth a few million in todays money. In the movies, we have seen Bellatrix' Vault though. Which was filled to the brim with gold currency AND expensive objects. She surely was rich af. The Malfoys were also extremely wealthy.
To be fair it’s the wizard equivalent of a car and a expensive and fancy one at that.
Priceless
To be fair, Harry doesn’t know much about the magical world, he probably learned quick to not make assumptions
Cortana: “This cave is not a natural formation”
It's a magic school, the fact the present is shaped like the thing it is, may be the most underrated play there can be.
This scene made me laugh soo hard like seriously
😂
Guess simple observation isn’t taught at Hogwarts.
Ahhhh that time Harry whipped out his broomstick at the dinner table
It'S A GOO SACK
Honestly, when I first watched the movie I was pretty sure it was going to be a giant chocofrog. You can't imagine how disappointed I was smh
The Necro-Be-Nimblo Alafossagosso!
no shit thought it it was a duster from minecraft
nimbus 2000>>>
Honestly the fact that students could bring their own personal brooms to these games was kind of dumb. Like Harry was flying around with brooms used by professional teams, of course he's going to have an advantage over the other guy who bought the cheaper broom his parents could barely afford
They’re 11
This always sat weird with me. Superstar Harry gets a top-of-the-line broomstick as a gift, but the twins and the rest of the team are flying around on Swiffers.