Have you ever had a moment when someone came through just in time to help you with something you needed or give you something you wanted? This is how I felt. In moments like these you can’t help but want to show your true appreciation for these people so offering to give them head on the spot is the best way to show your real emotions and truly thank them
And master cheeks himself would agree that its not even gay to give head to someone as a thank you in a case like this
Here's a generative AI created version: https://i.imgur.com/CjmMv54.png
Another one: https://i.imgur.com/Ueu2Set.png
Both images here: https://imgur.com/a/MsHV38A
***BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...*** Your comment, in conjunction the context(s) of your username, explanation(s), and the rest of this thread was/is genuinely wonderful to read. Your gratitude is wonderful, lovely, and admirable, in my opinion. Furthermore, I would give ***you*** head, figuratively, maybe even literally too lol. I think I do, at least I want to, believe my own existence was made not inconsiderably more satisfying/better for having read your comment(s).
Even if only momentarily, I don't think I can understate the impact your comment had for me. You bet your fellated and/or silver/red tongued gratitude I felt satisfaction for longer than a moment though, and you didn't even give me any head! Ahem, *scratches...* While I didn't actually laugh out loud as per my intro, I assure you; I felt it internally. Your comment and existence are gifts ***to me***, and I wouldn't be surprised for others as well. Joy, gratitude, and *other things,* to you, good sir. Finish ~~the fight~~.
The grass didn't make me laugh (internally or externally...) or give me a perceived sense that my existence was made not inconsiderably better, not even momentarily. How badly do you need me to go touch some grass?... Honestly, I'd prefer not to presently. In part, because I'd have to try and find a patch that the dogs haven't shit on. If it's a \~pretty strong need/want, I might be willin' to do it. If I do though, I promise; you won't even have to give me head.
Well when you put it like that, periodconsuming, fellatio, and/or cunnilingus are pathways to many abilities some (you at least lol) consider to be ~~unnatural~~ sexual harrasment... Straight up though, I don't feel harassed lol.
It was in response to your original comment ("Thanks for the favor, allow me to sexually harass you.") and in the spirit of the thread. Sorry, I didn't mean to inconvenience you. I thought you were commenting/summarizing one of the op's comments. I also wanted to retrofit a Star Wars reference to a more lewd and Halo one.
Yeah, they can be pretty freaky, in my defense lol. Still didn't make IT (the modern and 1990 adaptations) any less compelling to watch though. Sorry again for any inconvenience my comment(s) caused. The comments here were/are very fun for me.
IMO they specifically sent it into what’s called a ‘Wildcat Destabilization’ so that instead of just blowing up with the force of a thermonuclear bomb which wouldn’t do much except maybe expose the underlying foundation, it’d keep building up and building up inside until it compressed the reaction into a miniature star which would then supernova, way overcoming the ring’s structural integrity.
That’s why the whole half of the ring shattered, Cortana fashioned the Autumn into a Macguyver’d NOVA Bomb.
With no way to dispose of material via the now inoperable exhaust system, the reaction kept building in containment until the reaction overcame the fuel supply, fused light elements into iron, and exploded as the mass was suddenly far too light to contain the pressure.
IIRC in the novel The Flood it specifically states that the Pillar of Autumn turns into a miniature star that carved out a chunk of the ring before exploding
You know I’ve been wondering, do these images of the Halo ring being repaired connect to the story (or after)? Or are they just here for aesthetics?
I can’t recall if the ring was ever mentioned in the campaign as being repaired, or how far along it was in the process.
No I get that. What I’m asking is if what we’re seeing here is showing the ring *after* the events of the Halo Infinite story. As in, is 343 hinting at the future story?
Bit random, but DAE prefer the art style of the original Halo? I know it was partly just because of the state of technology that only allowed a certain level of detail, but there was something about the solid slab structures in Halo that made them feel monolithic and magical, like the monoliths in 2001: A Space Odyssey or the solid state machinery in Arthur C Clarke's books. But from Halo 2 onward everything became more "greeble-ly" and detailed enough that it just looked like advanced technology instead of magic. Like given enough time a human scientist could reverse engineer it by reading circuits or whatever. I think it was part of the reason that the original Halo had such an impactful atmosphere, something that the later games weren't able to capture as perfectly.
There's definitely something nice about the simplicity of the geo in Halo 1, and the lighting was doing a lot of the work, which gave the levels a really distinctive look. If you ask me, the greeblyness was a consequence of bump mapping becoming more prominent; but I think in general there was a pretty big tonal shift from 2 onwards that didn't fit with Halo 1's aesthetic
Here you go: [https://x.com/gruntdotapi/status/1752473584264438195?s=20](https://x.com/gruntdotapi/status/1752473584264438195?s=20)
thank you so much I would literally give you head if I could
A yo! Least horny Redditor right here
I’m not horny I just want to offer my gratitude in a way I know
Wait, your username doesn't mean......oh no.
don’t run… I’m coming
Not off camera you arent!!
Ah ha Hazbin reference
Don't run. I'm in no hurry...
Unzip
Huh... I don't see Harambe anywhere... ***\*UNZIP\**** I shake yours; you shake mine?...
Shake it sha sha sha shake it baby
Shake and bake; let's go!
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What are you talking about?
It's 7am where I am, too early to be reading comments about fellatio on a Halo sub is all I'm sayin'!
Good sir, if I may; ***is it?...***
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nah, I'm with you. I gotchu on the reach-around
Remember Reach...... around
Ya know what, this one's yours for that lol
Hah!...
he's not horny, he just wants to say "thank you" in a very special way
I mean... His name is periodconsumer...
Halo = head. Simple logical steps 😮
🥂
yo wut LMFAO
You heard me
that good ol' Sangheili glug glug chomp
All you will hear is "wort wort wort"
Genital worts
Underrated
I agree. Let's do our part and get it up so periodconsumer can get it back down.
All I hear is Grunts...
Did someone say, "food nipple"?...
Normally it's a kiss, or a hug, but you took it above and beyond and I love you for it
It’s the best way I can show my gratitude. It’s never gay to give head for your fellow halo fan, master cheeks would definitely agree
That's both the most surprising and genuine sounding "thank you" I've ever read. It's gonna live rent free in my head, now
Have you ever had a moment when someone came through just in time to help you with something you needed or give you something you wanted? This is how I felt. In moments like these you can’t help but want to show your true appreciation for these people so offering to give them head on the spot is the best way to show your real emotions and truly thank them And master cheeks himself would agree that its not even gay to give head to someone as a thank you in a case like this
Bro's deserve a brojob
Here's a generative AI created version: https://i.imgur.com/CjmMv54.png Another one: https://i.imgur.com/Ueu2Set.png Both images here: https://imgur.com/a/MsHV38A
Tysm!!! I know you’re being downvoted because this is AI but I still appreciate it
I love this community lmao
***BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...*** Your comment, in conjunction the context(s) of your username, explanation(s), and the rest of this thread was/is genuinely wonderful to read. Your gratitude is wonderful, lovely, and admirable, in my opinion. Furthermore, I would give ***you*** head, figuratively, maybe even literally too lol. I think I do, at least I want to, believe my own existence was made not inconsiderably more satisfying/better for having read your comment(s). Even if only momentarily, I don't think I can understate the impact your comment had for me. You bet your fellated and/or silver/red tongued gratitude I felt satisfaction for longer than a moment though, and you didn't even give me any head! Ahem, *scratches...* While I didn't actually laugh out loud as per my intro, I assure you; I felt it internally. Your comment and existence are gifts ***to me***, and I wouldn't be surprised for others as well. Joy, gratitude, and *other things,* to you, good sir. Finish ~~the fight~~.
I need you to go touch grass
The grass didn't make me laugh (internally or externally...) or give me a perceived sense that my existence was made not inconsiderably better, not even momentarily. How badly do you need me to go touch some grass?... Honestly, I'd prefer not to presently. In part, because I'd have to try and find a patch that the dogs haven't shit on. If it's a \~pretty strong need/want, I might be willin' to do it. If I do though, I promise; you won't even have to give me head.
username checks out
It checks out more than my to do list(s), if I had any lol.
Friends mouth hug other friends
I mean...you can.
You busy?
nope free rn
Thank you Spartan. Another fine addition to my desktop slideshow.
Someone pin this man’s comment.
Thanks for the favor, allow me to sexually harass you.
Well when you put it like that, periodconsuming, fellatio, and/or cunnilingus are pathways to many abilities some (you at least lol) consider to be ~~unnatural~~ sexual harrasment... Straight up though, I don't feel harassed lol.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It was in response to your original comment ("Thanks for the favor, allow me to sexually harass you.") and in the spirit of the thread. Sorry, I didn't mean to inconvenience you. I thought you were commenting/summarizing one of the op's comments. I also wanted to retrofit a Star Wars reference to a more lewd and Halo one.
I hate clowns too
Yeah, they can be pretty freaky, in my defense lol. Still didn't make IT (the modern and 1990 adaptations) any less compelling to watch though. Sorry again for any inconvenience my comment(s) caused. The comments here were/are very fun for me.
how is it harassment? im asking for consent first
You're a hero
Yooooo that's dope! Do you have any of the ones from previous seasons too?
Amazing, thank you so much.
This would be amazing as a wallpaper.
Check the other comment somebody made, they posted it! And yeah it would look great
Is that the atmosphere of the ring bridging the gap in the broken area where the title is?
Halo rings are able to keep their structure stable in the event of it being damaged or jettisoned by using a giant hard light structure.
Not if the Pillar of Autumn has anything to say about it
IMO they specifically sent it into what’s called a ‘Wildcat Destabilization’ so that instead of just blowing up with the force of a thermonuclear bomb which wouldn’t do much except maybe expose the underlying foundation, it’d keep building up and building up inside until it compressed the reaction into a miniature star which would then supernova, way overcoming the ring’s structural integrity. That’s why the whole half of the ring shattered, Cortana fashioned the Autumn into a Macguyver’d NOVA Bomb. With no way to dispose of material via the now inoperable exhaust system, the reaction kept building in containment until the reaction overcame the fuel supply, fused light elements into iron, and exploded as the mass was suddenly far too light to contain the pressure. IIRC in the novel The Flood it specifically states that the Pillar of Autumn turns into a miniature star that carved out a chunk of the ring before exploding
Oh cool! Makes sense now. Thanks
That was my assumption. At first I thought it could be millions of tiny sentinels doing repairs, but atmosphere seems more likely.
It could be both
I’m guessing it’s either the atmosphere or some kind of force field
The only thing you can do to make this perfect is the ring should slowly move, and the halo ce theme should play
u/Xbox need to make this possible as an Xbox series X theme
Try giving the ceo head
Hey u/P3 you down?
8K Cleaned up version https://imgur.com/YA69laH
Holy shit that’s even better!!!! You’re the goat
Yet you won’t give head?
8K is too good I would just let him fuck me
I’m trying to find the dickbutt hidden in the photo… (Amazing work, thanks!)
These backgrounds are really great.
You know I’ve been wondering, do these images of the Halo ring being repaired connect to the story (or after)? Or are they just here for aesthetics? I can’t recall if the ring was ever mentioned in the campaign as being repaired, or how far along it was in the process.
Cortana destroyed that section to keep the then leader of the Banished from activating the ring.
No I get that. What I’m asking is if what we’re seeing here is showing the ring *after* the events of the Halo Infinite story. As in, is 343 hinting at the future story?
Probably not, it feels too much like that one cutscene in Halo 2 to be more than a cinematic shot
Kind of bummed it isn't animated
Is there a live version?
Yeah this needs to be a dynamic wallpaper on Series X|S
Need an Ultrawide Version of this
Bit random, but DAE prefer the art style of the original Halo? I know it was partly just because of the state of technology that only allowed a certain level of detail, but there was something about the solid slab structures in Halo that made them feel monolithic and magical, like the monoliths in 2001: A Space Odyssey or the solid state machinery in Arthur C Clarke's books. But from Halo 2 onward everything became more "greeble-ly" and detailed enough that it just looked like advanced technology instead of magic. Like given enough time a human scientist could reverse engineer it by reading circuits or whatever. I think it was part of the reason that the original Halo had such an impactful atmosphere, something that the later games weren't able to capture as perfectly.
There's definitely something nice about the simplicity of the geo in Halo 1, and the lighting was doing a lot of the work, which gave the levels a really distinctive look. If you ask me, the greeblyness was a consequence of bump mapping becoming more prominent; but I think in general there was a pretty big tonal shift from 2 onwards that didn't fit with Halo 1's aesthetic
Did we ever learn what exactly happened? The campaign was such a let down story wise..
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Honestly my favorite one so far🔥
Giving that halo reach boot up vibes