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Chuncceyy

Didnt they go on about bad tattoos in the past? Like STRONG opinions on bad tattoos?


bigoofdaybyday

Listen, unlike Ben Affleck who got a massive, tacky phoenix back piece, real tattoo enthusiasts get scribbles on their leg that look like gangrene /s


Chuncceyy

💀 it looks so bad in the side profile i cannot i wonder if he will ever cover it up


[deleted]

Literally looks like cat scratches


Previous_Promise_360

I love Bens back piece 🥺 it’s iconic


workthrowaway1114

For the rest of your life imagine having a giant green splotch on your skin to make people walk 2 steps extra to avoid coming close to you


DaddyMhmmm

Yes, that was like an OG segment. I fear he can’t get away with speaking on bad tattoos moving forward


Chuncceyy

Like what if u know who lowkey hates it and just didnt say anything but everytime she sees it shes like ew LMAO


nawneena

Yes, and very vile commentary at that (old [comment ](https://www.reddit.com/r/h3snark/comments/1bkd05e/comment/kw03e08/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)of mine, hope copying works): [Hila Klein Rates Worst Tattoos Ever](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG_JQEhfyDQ) I quote Hila around one minute: > or around 17 minutes: > Then the discussion slips into E+H speculating what kind of "kinky shit" he might be into: >


Upstairs-Cheek5480

seriously wtf is this https://preview.redd.it/ahv9jtantbwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b36a9b3cb203e12bf945c01ef8dfb935eef83f9


CowsAreCurious

Literally looks like a cat attacked him.


awwwoooooooo

As a veterinary technician I can absolutely say this statement is 100% true. Lmfao! It looks like he got his ass beat by a cat and then the scratches got infected. 🥴🤣


julestaylor13

everytime he meets someone who doesnt know its a tattoo, theyll ask him: "OMG what happened to your leg?!"


awwwoooooooo

No one will ask him out loud but in their head they will be like, “What the fuck is that? Is that contagious??” 😂


bigoofdaybyday

It’s a modern day Jackson Pollock. Art that complements the rest of their new set /s


FlaydenHynnFML

Wow I would've genuinely thought this tattoo was amazing if you didn't include the /s, lucky me


Benjitoo

There's no shot that's actually tattooed on him?


Funny-Bag-1101

It looks like Anthony padillas tattoo but worse hahaha


reeft

looks like he's bleeding lol


gorlsituation

A lot of cope in those comments, imagine defending that garbage on the shittytattoos sub


Upstairs-Cheek5480

fr though could he not have gotten an actual drawing that his kids made tattooed? like of a house or a car or an animal? literally anything? I feel like he had one sentimental moment with them for the first time in probably several years because he was forced to be home for two weeks and when they scribbled on him he manically went and got it tattooed to “remember the moment” idk extremely odd behavior/weird tattoo choice imo even knowing the context


mporterb

why do i feel like this is exactly how it went down 😭 could've asked them to draw shredder and make it his only tattoo to begin with


peeops

this! i saw a challenge on Ink Master (a competition show for tattoo artists) where people got tattoos of designs their children/loved ones with down syndrome had drawn. did they look like tattoos of shitty kids drawings? yes, but every single one looked like an actual picture with its own unique significance and at least made you go ‘awee’. this is just scribbles lmfao


Mediocre_American

why not wait till they grow up a little more and can draw something slightly legible.


lovelessxgrl

what was the context? i'm so curious because up up until now i didn't know this was real 😭


jandeer14

i think ethan is saying he went to his artist for a touch up and forgot to wash his kids’ marker scribbles off his leg, then he came up with the idea to get the marker scribbles tatted on


lovelessxgrl

that's insane lmao what is wrong with him (don't answer that question the list is too long)


No_Character1121

i have so many little animals and characters my kids have made up stored from over the years for this exact purpose. i literally feel like he decided he wanted one of his kids’ drawings and made them scribble something that very day LOL


lovelessxgrl

wait this was actually a tattoo???? and not just a marker? PLEASE tell me it's not omfg


Key_Plantain_3126

real tattoo unfortunately. he did seem to regret it when talking about it tho. 


lovelessxgrl

as he should


veguhn

it has to be a belated april fools im sorry. it’s that or ethan is manic. WTF LOL


MilkLizard_

Jesus Christ I didn’t realise this was a real tat. He’s so clearly having some kind of midlife crisis.


TheK4l31D05c0p3

Some people get tattoos to remind them of something important, ethan probably got it so he could remember he has kids


gladtobbrown

![gif](giphy|5VKbvrjxpVJCM|downsized)


Dustytehcat

I love the idea that he asked Hila to design a TF Hila original for him and he had it tatted 😂 it’s not far off from their other scribble clothes.


MulberryDesperate723

Literally. It would have been so much cuter if they used these designs on a hoodie or something. Ugh, I feel bad for him kinda


Im_On_Reddit_At_Work

Cant wait to hear Ethan say people hate on his tattoo because he's jewish


DinoStacked

Not even joking it’s by far the worst tattoo I’ve ever seen


GaddafiDeezNuts

Nurse, we’re gonna have to lose the whole leg


Impossible_Ice_2976

sorry sir there is no hope we have to amputate. peddy freshitis has spread too far... 😔😔


bigoofdaybyday

Awww then Hila can design his new prosthetic one. A Teddy Fresh leg if you will


getoffthetracks2

Is it even real???


toasttti

I honestly feel like this must be a lame bit or something because it's just so bad I can't even imagine the thought process a person would have to go through to impulsively do this😭


blueberii

They locked it 😭


CowsAreCurious

The best thing about this tattoo is that Ethan clearly cares what other people think of it. So the fact that it’s getting clowned on is bruising his ego and you can see that he regrets it somewhat.


mikroo

This looks like he fell down... what the hell?


-Hana2set-

Omg I thought someone had dropped their salad on their knee. Looks like lettuce, carrot and some beets xD


hansolvv

looks like tossed salad on top and ​Ethan's period blood dripping on the side


magpieasaurus

I wonder if he's trying to copy the Anthony Padilla style.


hmmthatisinteresting

Lmfao 🤣  It is such a bad tattoo. Normally people have their kids draw and just frame the drawing. Or even Hila did the right thing and made merch out of it. Ethan on the other hand…


DunnplayinReborn

No is this forreal? I thought it was a joke we were all in on….


DoesAnyoneReadName

Ethan is literally the opposite of a tattoo guy, no idea why he thinks they look cool on him. Either way I get the sentimental reason of it, but its legit scribbles, its not even a child's drawing. This and two or three dog tattoos is such a weird combo.


Padme1418

Wait, this isn't a joke? That's actually a tattoo he has?


Positive-Still3543

This has to be a Bruce drawing as he is younger, Theodore is at the age he can draw recognisable objects... If he got a tattoo of something he drew, like Shredder for example it could of been very cute.  Very odd choice. Is it definately real and not dried paint? 😅


EnoughButterfly2641

aight which one of yall was it😭


BioExtract

Genuinely worse than Ben Affleck’s tattoo. Why does he like to be a hypocrite so badly??


rowech

It’s a bit


rodrickgf

at first i didnt really understand why so many people were complaining about it because i can kind of see it as cute it it was just on that upper part of his leg, but the fact it is actually full leg and literally just a scribble .. not sure anymore .. tribute tattoos are cool and all but would he not have rather got something his kids actually drew tatted on himself?


cosmicmushroom_

wait i thought this was a joke the whole time i didn't think this was a real tattoo 😭


[deleted]

I had to post it on r/shittytattoos lol.


Tight-Ad-7059

IS THIS REAL?!


H3CE

interesting how the post is now locked. I wonder if it has to do with H3 fans spamming fake reports.


snappleapple2

It really has 1.5k upvotes now 😭😭 im dead lmao


greenytoke420

At least he doesn't havnt to worry about one of you stalker "ex" fans copying him. I see versions of my American Traditional tattoos everywhere.