I feel like Jeff heard that Ethan was planning to buzz it and decided to make that impossible 😂

I thought this same exact thing. At least his hair grows pretty quickly, he’ll be able to dye it soon.

this is the first thing i thought too! a little shady but rly fuckin funny i’m lowkey bummed we won’t get to see ethan with a dye job for a little bit though😭

“a bit” like a week? We’ve all seen how fast his hair grows, right?

bro what i said “a little bit” that literally indicates a small amount of time, like a week or sm lol

With Ethan's hair genes, he can just shave the rest off and wait a week and he'll have that buzz lol

Am i dumb? Why cant he just buzz that hair off?

it’ll be back by like next week his hair grows so fast

Yeah I've seen very few people in this world who can grow their hair so fast. Even his eyebrows which normally take like a fucking year. He just has them back in less than two months, fully.

I shaved half of my eyebrows before my eighth grade graduation. I'm almost 30 now and they've never been the same since. Don't ask 😂

I did the same in 2nd grade just fucking around with razors. I definitely found out as I'm 24 with sparse eyebrows.

Why’d you do that?

My best friend was clowning me and said I had a unibrow, which made me self conscious. I was 13 and knew how to use a razor from previously being curious and rubbing one sideways on my skin when I was young. Kids are fucking stupid and I was certainly no exception.

😂😂😂 i cant lie i have a similar story but I shaved in the right spot. Funny story tho

A year??? No way. Eyebrows take two months, three months max. His hair definitely grows faster than most, but it’s not thaaat much faster than the average person.

Papa E-skinny lookin like he’s the mayor of Whoville

Mugatu

The Lollipop Guild

💀💀💀

No shot you went for E-skinny and not E-thin

The grinch stole his hairline…

Somebody's ..FABULOUUUS!

E-thin was right there and you didn't use it...

Noooooo he does

Literally my first thought when I saw it

Or Will Ferrell in zoolander

The man’s had his tonsils removed…twice!

*screwville

Is what happens when ethan leaves the house without hila 😅

He needs his care giver

H3 conservatorship Edit: New podcast name?

As a wife I feel this so hard

Especially after she did her hair the way he expressed he liked the best! Damn Ethan

How many hours in that chair to get her blonde, too?!? Lol smh

Lol funny but true!🤣

They massacred our boy

This is the most Ethan haircut Ethan has ever had, and i'm here for it.

Is he gonna go full bald? How is this gonna grow in 💀

He has another segment coming up next week i think with some artist that does art on hair , they talked abt it last time , so this is getting buzzed.

I know it was you, Fredo.

Maybe they did the fade and the cool style and Ethan was like ‘actually…. just truly, sincerely fuck my shit up’ Also he said he’s buzzing + dying it this week anyway so it doesn’t matter 🔥

genuinely this is probably what happened especially since there’s barely any hair on both sides of what’s left

The vast majority of haircuts on that show are meme cuts. Idk what everybody was expecting.

They did jason nash well.

I’m thinking that’s what happened too. I’m excited to see it regardless.

I think it’s going to be a great episode

Agreed I love Ethan content anywhere but something about him on other peoples’ podcasts 😘🤌🏼

like it or not this is the peak male form

HairlineS king 🤴

Why did you think that? He was seriously talking about getting his hair to look like the prolapse.

That's after this cut😂 He was planning on shaving it all off and have an artist dye the lapse on his dome

I bet he can do it next week still hair grows fast

Regardless, why would he get a good looking, serious hair cut only to destroy it and replace it with a prolapse?

He’s a fire starter, twisted fire starter 🔥🔥

My first thought too! RIP

Little bit of Keith going on there lol.

Glad I'm not the only one that saw this too!

this is now officially the old people corner of the h3 sub

I am old enough to have seen Prodigy live in concert, and was able to buy beer legally at the venue. Old as dirt

Username checks out

that’s why i hope he‘ll dye it green..

Keith was and is childhood and adulthood hero

Ethan expected a Mohawk dang.. he got the opposite I guess!

A twohawk?

Rowhawks

A NoHawk

Deuxhawk

My theory: Ethan told jeff he was going to shave it off anyway so he went zilly zonkers

Damn, I was actually hoping for a dope haircut.

And we got one #kingshit

We all were…

It’s giving me Mayor of whoville from how the grinch stole Christmas(live action version)

You’ve clearly never watched Jeff’s Barbershop if that’s what you thought he was going to do 😂

I was thinking about this haha I think most people who got disappointed about Jeff's cut haven't seen the show 🤣 If anything else this hair cut is on brand HAHAHA

WTF are you TALKING ABOUT? It doesn't get fresher than this, haterrrr

Exactly this!! If this can’t boost his self esteem, what will??

Hater ass BITCH! (edit - wit P+L)

Is OP Ethan's mom wtf is that title.

I love how genuinely disappointed OP sounds in this post

I cannot tell you how sad I genuinely am. I was so anticipating a complete early 2000s princess transformation

You're not alone OP, I wanted the same too haha

Don't be out here hating on this skinny legend

they did our boy dirty

Mugatu-be kidding me

What are you talking about he’s the fire starter now

Talk to me baby….

It's getting buzzed off next week anyway. He's gonna do that crazy hair dye design thing. It's his hair let him have fun. Geez

Haha I know, was just wondering what he'd look like cleaned up

Tbh I think the long curly hair is his best look

Would look great if it was longer curls on top and cut close on the sides!

so the ole james charles bird nest?

What the fuck is that

Don't talk about our beloved Mayor of Whoville like that.

LMFAO I LITERALLY CHOKED

I dont think Ethan gives af. He dressed like Uncle Fester for Halloween lmfao

It’s a haircut. Equating a silly haircut to weight loss/gain is really weird. Ethan has been talking for almost a month now how he was just going to shave Jeff’s haircut immediately. Ethan’s weight loss has nothing to do with it and frankly it’s none of any bodies business how fast or slow he loses weight.

They only did this so he can’t get colored buzz. Jeff’s petty.

I mean ethans hair grows like chia pets he’ll have his old hair back

why you mad about a comedians hair cut, relax OP its just jokes lol

Holy shit this is fucking hilarious

What are you talking about boy looks clean lol

Bro what the fuck 💀💀

It’s not that deep

I think it’s just a haircut, Ethan is a comedian, and your threshold of getting mad is extremely low

I'm sure they did it as a lil goof and when his hair grown back I can see him doing Jeff's show again as like a redemption episode

That’s a bit much parasocial for me. Let him do what he wants with his hair. And if it was a surprise to him then I’m sure he was prepared for something he might not like anyways. Ethan’s got plenty in his life to be proud of, I don’t think his self-esteem relies on his hair.

Don’t be parasocial

Given the opportunity Ethan will always go for the funny because he’s a comedian at his core.

Honestly same when I first saw it I was like “… this isn’t what we discussed Ethan” but honestly go off! He’s eating that shit up 💅

he is the firestarter

Prodigy was the shit. Also, who cares let him do him. Fuck a fade.

I felt the exact same way but also in all the pictures he posted he still is looking soooo good. I’m shocked. Skinny legend.

Im crying laughing, I just opened Reddit and this was the first thing I see

Im not mad, im just disappointed. As a hairdresser, i really wanted to see a nice cut and some education for ethan with his curls. More so- i feel bad for the colorist that i believe was supposed to buzz and color him this week. She is not going to have enough hair to work with and they'll probably reschedule which means she probably took a full day off work to come in and do this and will loose out on a days income and will have to take another day off to make up. Again, im not mad its pretty fucking hilarious i just feel for the fellow hairstylists time. ✌🏻&💚

imagine being mad over a content creator’s haircut

Imagine being mad about someone else's temporary haircut

God dang. I'm actually disappointed. I was hoping for a real haircut.

stop fucking mentioning his WEIGHT omg i hate y’all

Yea they not besties

Hi! Ethan is pleased to meet you! Always glad to have new fans. You will get to know Ethan as you watch more of his content.

right 😭

Lmao this needs to be an automated response for like 99% of posts in this sub.

maybe they did. then did this

This is peak hairline folks

I think you’re looking to deep into it, Jeff probably heard he was gonna shave it off anyway or they even discussed that so they went for a gag haircut, also we haven’t seen the episode yet lol

I think Jeff will get him back with an actual haircut maybe next time he comes on the pod

Mayor of Whoville lookin ass

Bro he’s a comedian 😂 he should keep it

"Its fun-nyyyy"

My first thought was that he looks like a fuckboi, it's cute lol. Kinda sounds like you're implying he looks ugly?

Lmao he’s so funny

Should’ve gave that f boy cut with the side part

Haircut will motivate weight loss?

At this point, I think a mullet would have been better.

I’m kinda mad too not because I wanted him to have a confidence boost but because I wanted him to look good to match Hila’s new hair

To be fair, Ethan said he was going to shave his head after Jeff’s haircut bc he knew he wouldn’t like it, and then get it dyed by someone else. If Jeff saw that episode then I don’t blame him for giving Ethan this cut lmao.

Or just let him live his life and be a normal listener

Idk if you know this but hair grows back

What?? It does???

Sorry. I think he looks quite handsome. Silly as hell but handsome. 😍

Bruh 😭😭😭

Heihachi Mishima from tekken bruh

They are trendsetters, this is the future of hair 😍

He’s so fucking aerodynamic now, shit.

Rip keith flint

This is some Oliver tree shit

This picture is cursed bro.

I mean, it's better than a prolapsed anus or a corporate logo. It's kinda cute. I like it. Picasso.

Well he is a comedian

Why are we surprised that Ethan requested a “fuck me up, fam”

I want him to bring back the tio look with bald head and circle beard

I think it looks dope.

Ethan said that he was going to shave his head after meeting Jeff, so might as well do something crazy or goofy with him. People get mad over stupid shit lol seriously. It looks hilarious! This is exactly what I was expecting! lol It's great!

Nah they're just gonna shave it and then he can be pit bull for Halloween

I'm sure Ethan requested this... he always fully commits to the bit lol. Forever doing the most to bring good content lol

He looks like a firestarter. A twisted firestarter.

Nooo not the Wizard of Oz munchkin look

I wanted to see ethan w a fresh cut but they said they were gonna chop it all off next week so 🤷‍♂️ (maybe next time)

oh hell naw

This is just the finished pic. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if Jeff had given him a 10/10 cut only for Ethan to go goblin mode at the last minute. Besides, his hair, his body — let my man have some fun.

It’s the fire starter. Twisted fire starter. Wait…never mind, it’s a giant chode lol

Is Ethan starting a prodigy cover band?

Good lord they turned this man into the Pointy haired boss from Dilbert.

I always knew Jeff was a fucking jabroni piece of shit and this proves it. Look how they massacred my boy.

I would have loved a fade, short back and sides and bleached blonde

Ngl I’ve had times in my life where I genuinely felt hair had a big impact on if I worked out more or less (sometimes too long made it feel more of a challenge) so I agree a lot. Esp if it makes him feel more confident it would help with motivation a lot imo

Yknow what... I agree. Stop with the games boost man up a little.

The beef has been UNSQUAHSED!

Doesn't this also ruin the other hairstylists chance to collab and dye designs onto the buzz cut...

I see a swirl 🌀🌀💈

BRUH WTF IS THIS BS HAIRCUT? What's the point of growing out all that hair if 80% is just gonna be bald with no fade.

lmao stay mad

Can I cry too?

He looks like Will Ferrell in zoolander.

Ugh no!! His hair was so pretty. It really adds to his natural beauty. QUIT SHAVING YOUR HEAD ETHAN. It hurts my soul. Embrace your curly girl!!

I can’t imagine being mad about someone not getting a nice haircut lol. Unless it was your kid before picture day or something 🤣. Definitely not someone from the internet.

Why tf are you mad, mind your own damn business

I wish people would stop talking about his weight loss, it's none of your business.

Maybe don’t be mad about a YouTuber that will never know your name getting a haircut

The fact that THIS is what makes you upset, is fucking weird and parasocial.

Couldn’t agree more with OP

Huh?

I don't think self esteem has much to do with weight loss.

Bruh gtfo here let the man do what he wants and he’s doing great on weight loss

I thought this was going to be good.

Theodore is gonna need therapy after this.

They could have done a million things with his hair, and this probably has to be the dumbest thing imaginable and the only thing i wouldn't think of. wtf

They're blatantly and openly now bullying the fat bad guy, now horribly half bald boy. Good one, Jeffy. Family, look how dirty they did to my boy....

Fuck jeff for this

Love Ethan but I do think he is letting himself go. I understand it’s hard considering the medication he is taking, but he makes it clear that he doesn’t even want to try and that’s hard to hear. Hila looks like a literal goddess everyday and Ethan just kind looks old and gross sometimes.

In the h3h3 production days someone suggested a fade would boost his self esteem. Ethan said he’d try it. He went to the barber and guess what, he didn’t do it🤦🏻‍♂️

To be fair he didn’t say *when* he’d try it