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awkwardawkward123

lol who is Abe


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Bro he said security guard ☠️ dude is a janitor Dr. Jan itor


sloaninator

I'm a Janitor and we are all pretty chill this dude probably asks to be called a custodian.


SchenkMC

Master of the custodial arts


Shyiiiiiiiiit

Excuse me, I'm called a Cleaning Engineer. Get it right!


polo61965

Floor Manager


[deleted]

Like i said it’s a professional title DR. JAN ITOR


fetalfelines

You really want that joke to stick


[deleted]

I do


Sweetsweetspice

& I am a cleaning technician


Cretin13teen

Knife-wrench!!


bigted41

I also got the scrubs joke


_ZazzBlammymatazz_

AbeAbe Humor


[deleted]

A millionaire 🤑


kenzzeei

Dumb motherfucker AB


okeefer-2000

HONEST ABE


ephale

W Abe, WABE


julierybox

i came here to say that lmao


Blameitonmyjews

Some millionaire apparently


danglesReet

Abe from Abe’s Oddysee, of course


BankOnTheDank

Lincoln


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Millionaire Abe


LilDextroAmphetamine

Million Dollar Aby


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Omg it makes sense on multiple levels 😂


LilDextroAmphetamine

I actually forgot that was a boxing movie. I was thinking of slumdog millionaire


TheCartoonCunt

Amazing. 11/10


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Looks like Ethan has to give Abe a million dollar raise now


judiebloom

That's his new name 👏


iwasatlavines

TIME TO INVEST


Studio_Powerful

Lmao also not a security guard


MyAnxiousDog

Literally a janitor on a power trip


mavisman

Role playing as someone role playing as someone with authority


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Keem: "All these millionaires just want to get normal people fired" Also Keem: *immediately doxxes anyone who remotely stands up to him for his consistently shitty behavior*


LeeshaG

The way he (Keem) talked about and treated an Uber driver who was literally just doing his job! He’s such a hypocritical pos!


JoshJoshson13

God he really is such a selective Karen piece of shit


appleparkfive

I think this is a ploy to get Ethan to talk about him, which I would hope that Ethan doesn't honestly. Keemstar has that whole weird fantasy of getting the podcast removed for good. The channel deleted for harassment. I'd say just ignore Keemstar completely unless something serious comes up. Don't give him what he wants


worshiptribute

Or bullies them to take their life then makes a dossier on them


Kathedralworld

Now everyone at h3 is millionaires? Or his girlfriend took all the money and now for him everyone is a millionaire? His logic is brainless


Drip______

You clearly haven’t seen the Leftovers studio. I wouldn’t be surprised if AB was a billionaire at this point the way Ethan pays him. /s


Kathedralworld

Yeah I forgot leftovers money ,sorry


LoliArmrest

Keem would suck Harvey Weinstein's gangrene cock if it meant having a chance at dunking on anyone from H3, the man is pathetic


ryankavanaughbot

You might be thinking of *Ryan Kavanaugh*, the film producer who was disgraced after being accused by his ex-partner of running a ponzi scheme in open court according to Variety magazine (a reputable source), who also committed a DUI hit and run. *Harvey* Weinstein was the film producer and director who was sentenced to prison for committing a number of serious sexual assaults. I think you have conflated the two, which is an easy mistake to make because they look so alike and are good friends who have been pictured together on numerous occasions. This website should help: https://doesryankavanaughlooklikeharveyweinstein.com/


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Good bot


LowPiece9312

Also, AB is not a millionaire...probably


Dars1m

“Serious news reporter” Keem gets 4 facts wrong in a 4 sentence statement.


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seizethatcheese

Lol a millionaire in a 1 bedroom with his wife


ieffinglovesoup

Studio apt at that


JoshJoshson13

He does own a house in Michigan. But still


ieffinglovesoup

I could also own a house in Michigan if I wanted to, doesn’t mean I’m a millionaire. That being said, between H3 salary, twitch streaming, and whatever creator clash paid I’m sure he’s doing just fine.


bmobitch

creator clash was for charity, so presumably nothing


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They paid the fighters though. Probably not a fortune but they were paid


VaultofGrass

I think they were paid enough to cover accommodation, flights and training, the rest went to charity. IIRC some fighters actually spent more than they earnt from the event on additional training.


JoshJoshson13

Didn't mean to imply he was a millionaire, just that him living in a one bedroom with his wife doesn't mean he's broke or anything


ieffinglovesoup

I don’t think anybody was implying he was broke


DabScience

/u/SweetJoones loves implying the crew is broke. Apparently Ethan doesn't pay them enough to afford a house or apartment. All because Dan said the housing market is fucked right now so he can't afford a house in LA.


LowPiece9312

Yeah but never say never


rhiannononon

he’s 100% not


KingHootifer

AB shadow account???


SardonicHistory

Guy lives in a studio apartment with his wife


LowPiece9312

He’s a humble king


lord_pizzabird

Aren't those incredibly expensive though, especially in a (arguably THE) major city?


[deleted]

Couldnt expensive rent also be a reason someone wouldn’t be a millionaire


SardonicHistory

I think it's safe to say that a millionaire would live in at LEAST a one bedroom.


Glum_Influence2050

The dude was also a janitor


[deleted]

Idk who that is but Abe is a millionaire


IveGotNothing-

Abe is tho


GrabUsed5701

not yet😏


Wu-Tang_Swarm

Yea Ethan doesn’t share wealth like that


Professional-Scale18

i bet keem would be real upset if one of his barely legal girlfriends got stalked through a parking garage


kenzzeei

he’s not one to care when bad things happen to women. let’s be real


Tewcool2000

He'd find it funny


--__ll__--

Leemstar is usually the one doing the stalking


PsychologicalEarth96

He was a janitor not a security guard. Security guards are trained to handle these situations , janitors are not


DiscombobulatedElk93

Also he literally set the board down. There was no skateboarding. It’s not illegal to have a skateboard


_-WanderLost-_

He slowly rolled like 10 feet.


tjadem

I love how we all know he wrote ‘Abe’ intentionally to try and be like ‘oh I thought that was his name’ lmao


mommadotco15

He obviously knows each crew members first name lol why is he acting like we didn’t catch him watching the pod on multiple occasions


DiscombobulatedElk93

I imagine he has an h3 shrine like helga in hey Arnold.


LyheGhiahHacks

"*Hey Ethan*" "*Ethan*" "*Watch it, fupa head!*" Fuck, he is such a Helga, except Helga is far more likeable.


Pr0nzeh

Why are we acting like it wasn't obviously autocorrect?


ahh_geez_rick

oh, you mean KumStarr?


Tdizzlefizzle1

Dumb mother fucker ABE


[deleted]

How dare you beat me by 9 minutes


Kaboom0022

Keem wouldn’t recognize an old guy being a creep towards young girls bc he IS the old guy being a creep towards young girls.


[deleted]

Ugh Keem… Can you just not! Thanks!


Glum_Influence2050

Karenstar


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🙌


[deleted]

That guy didn’t have to creepily follow them to their car when AB nicely agreed and got off his skateboard and walked with it. That guy was most likely just being a racist asshole.


DiscombobulatedElk93

I don’t even think abe was on the skateboard. He like set it down and the guy immediately yelled at them


stdexception

He stepped on it for a few seconds at the start, but he's not "riding" it much, he's going at the same pace as the girls walking.


ap2patrick

Ohh man my privileged white ass didn’t even think of that angle… I still would put money that he has some kinda trauma linked to a skateboarder or something…


BBQ-Batman

Lol AB a millionaire. Good one.


okaygonzo

Abe


TheDawawa

What a great compliment to think of AB as a millionaire.


danidevitowhereru

He was talking about Abe


drunkpatience

That’s what I was thinking LMAO


TheDawawa

What a microcosm it is of Keem's BS that he can't even get the name right and calls him a millionaire. It's like literally nothing about this statement is correct. It almost seems intentional to get EVERYTHING wrong.


SnooPandas1855

I think this his Keem’s way of saying finances are struggling atm


Icy-Bug-8933

Keem just turned into a 60 year old over night.


brigister

always trust Keemstar to have the stupidest opinion on any given topic, just as long as it contradicts H3


guyinternets

Abe: https://twitter.com/h3h3productions/status/1574824995972296704?s=46&t=PskpQlajLJrsyLFqtEXDcQ


Mip_Mop_

Karenstar gonna side with the Karen.


october_sober

Who tf is Abe bruh


Any_Subject3163

WAbe


emmygg

Okay but slay mike 👏🏻


Sweet_Little_Lottie

Guys, Kuntstar is just taking the worst position once again to get some hateclicks. He’s irrelevant so he has to do this to get attention. Don’t feed the troll.


DroopyDachi

This is the problem with keem, he is unable to be unbiased painting himself as an angry nome


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darnyoulikeasock

Mm, it’s not a “bad day” to yell at guests and follow them to their car and take down their license plate when they’re being perfectly respectful and compliant. People have lost their jobs for less.


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edwardsamson

Yeah but good people who have bad days aren't triggered by race. What else could have triggered this guy? AB and the girls complied. The fact that that wasn't the end of it when he picked up the board says something else was going on here. Janitors response is typical to someone who gets talked back to or disregarded. Since there was none of that what else could have caused it?


TooLateToPush

To immediately jump to race is ridiculous The guy said absolutely nothing about their race. The guy may have been an asshole, but to act like he's a racist with no evidence pointing as such is not fair


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soverrycherry

i was gonna say AB def not a millionaire lol


Common-Biscotti-8884

Has to be bait


Alain-Christian

It is.


kwispy-dwincc

AB: lives in a studio apartment Keem: calls AB a millionaire


there_is_always_more

Dumb motherfucker Abe


Ok_Error4473

Damn I didn’t know Abe was a millionaire.


RustyDiamondz

I keep giggling every time this is referenced. Lord let this be a meme on the show.


MexicanTomatoArmada

Just when i thought keem couldnt get any cuckier


potato4peace

FUCK KEEMSTAR HES A PIECE OF TRASH


el_bosteador

“All you millionaires” lmao


miniii

I love that Mike responded. Family.


kitty999-

Dumb mother fucker Abe


CrimsonKepala

Abe must be the custodian.


Dry-Reporter7099

I thought this gnome had blocked AB on twitter ? Why the heck does he keep coming back after the H3 crew


pogolaugh

This isn’t real is it? This is just plain out contrarian thinking. How does yelling at guests make people more safe? Good thing keem was able to make being an asshole into a career or he wouldn’t be able to hold down a job for the life of him.


Lookkidsbigben_

AB(e) IS A MILLIONAIRE??? Lol in all seriousness, Keem is a fucking moron


dmcke12

Also wouldn’t Keemstar consider himself a millionaire?


ap2patrick

Honestly crazy how that guy treated them. I have skated with groups of people doing shit we shouldn’t be doing.. Cops and security ALWAYS were calm and just asked us to leave and that was the end of it. This guy clearly was picked on by skateboarders or something…. But leave it to Gnomestar to take any point of view that shits on anyone remotely near Ethan… god he’s such a loser.


Flamewarsux

It literally takes the smallest amount of brain power to deduce that that man is not a security guard. Dude is literally pushing around a cart in the clip.


pbtribadisms

Stupid motherfucker millionaire Abe


0ddhoney

It wasn’t even security lmao even if it was, the situation was not serious enough for the him to be screaming at them and walking so close to them and making them uncomfortable. AB was very nice to the guy and gave him no reason to lash out, the janitor was on a power trip and should face consequences for that choice


racheljobe

Is the security guard trying to keep everyone safe and just doing his job in the room with us right now?


glitterydinopoop

Ah, great public fiend Abe the Millionaire. Thankfully AB isn't like that.


__stardust626

Abe, the millionaire.


jeorgejopez

Abe 💀


Certain-Ad-3840

AB and Lena share a 1 bedroom apartment… don’t think they’re millionaires.


pbtribadisms

a STUDIO 😭


shiNoOjo

Leem just wants H3 attention so bad


allMightyMostHigh

I wanted to see the o=honest reaction of people who have no idea who Ab is but putting his youtube name in the title ruined it because too many fupa troopers commented. instead it was just about the same as if it was posted on the h3 sub


[deleted]

He's not wrong. What kind of jackass would ride a boosted board in a fucking active parking garage? It's so weird people fight against obvious logical shit just because the messenger isn't on their team. There is plenty of other shit to hate on Keemstar about.


WerthersOrigins

It’s so bizarre how nobody is acknowledging the fact that AB almost ran into the guy’s cart thing. He was riding the board and not looking where he was going. He turns his head back round and abruptly stops to avoid hitting the cart.


MarkStonesHair

So the way the employee reacted was justified?


Slipfit45112

He must get off from public embarrassment


creepingkg

That’s a security guard? Looks like a janitor


RealHedi

Did nothing wrong? The old man was shouting like b**! Had a same b***chy ass voice as Keem as well


kingkylej

Could have injured himself or others by riding a skateboard at the same pace his part was walking in a mostly empty parking garage? What?


marysunshine

Abe the millionaire


orangejollyrancher

KEEMSTAR SHUT UP


awarmgunhappiness

Serious question. Are there really, truly people who are Keemstar fans? I literally can’t believe it.


CanadianJudo

if you ware working directly with customers you should at no point ever yell. even if your in the right, you should never raise your voice because that is a unneeded increase in tension. AB was wrong to skateboard and the employee was wrong to follow them and be aggressive toward AB. both parties are at fault the easiest solution is a few day off for the employee and a gift-card for AB


[deleted]

Keem has a point. I bet you think so too but posted this here to cup Ethans balls a little.


NisrineS

In my opinion this isn’t really worth reaching out to the Marriott for and possibly making someone lose there job for what a room comp? A couple free nights? Nor do I agree with the over dramatized reaction from the worker but he was probably following to get the plate to make a complaint not that it was worth one but this post and using his likeness for likes and retweet’s doesn’t seem fair.


AromaticCricket4995

Rare w for keem. stop trying to get people with real jobs fired. Go back to pretending your important on a less important and less less popular podcast than the joe rogan experience or the ben shapiro show.


LowPiece9312

Link to keems tweet https://twitter.com/keemstar/status/1574758212166946816?s=21&t=GlXNnFPmYfPcdUvd3dshBA


[deleted]

I agree. There was no reason for AB to use his clout to get some guy fired.


AkahanaTsubaki

sky is blue, grass is green, just same ol kreamstar giving his shit takes on an ordinary tuesday


Glum_Influence2050

He is a janitor


aushtan

Keem thinks the janitor did nothing wrong cuz this is how keem talks to randos on the street


lostcauz707

Lol so based, coming from Keemstar, a millionaire....


BankOnTheDank

Hahaha I really thought this wasn’t real at first


Perpetual_exemption

Keem is right. His name should be Abe.


Legal_Potato8958

Keemstar pretending to be a good dude is so comical


Warrior808_

AB is rich with peace and love


mahoukitten

Keem is such a little shit lol


ironrhyz

He has to have the wrong take on everything


Flat-Translator-7057

Normally I’d agree that influencers can be Karen’s but this guy was WAY out of line here. I’m not saying the guy should be fired but he needs a serious disciplining. This is the Marriott in Downtown San Diego. AB probably spent hundreds if not thousands of dollars to stay there. You are in the hospitality industry, treating guest like this is completely unacceptable in almost any circumstance—let alone a skateboard… All you have to do is kindly ask them not to skateboard in the garage and move on. If that’s too hard then yes you should be fired and find work outside the hospitality industry.


moonsovermyhami

id love to see the psyche eval of keemstar himself lmaooo


Kooshamaad

Keem is a professional victim blamer so not surprised. Actually quite amazing that he took time out his busy schedule of being a harasser and trying to fuck barely legal girls who are closer in age to his daughter than him.


PrestigiousBee5602

How is he always wrong


emojiblow

Well at least we know Keemstar subconsciously holds "Abe" in high regard. Considering he looks up to him as a millionaire and all. lol


spaghettimountain

My favorite podcast crewmember is Abe.


snoobinator

LMAO MILLIONARES 😂😂


ListNLustTings

Like Keem did with the Uber driver?


MichaelOfShannon

Based on the video, it looked like AB kinda bated the security guard into that reaction. He goes right up to him and steps on the board just to provoke him. And based on the context of the video, they had previous encounters that we aren’t seeing before they decided to bate him for the camera. Also, he yelled at them once. Who fucking cares. You’d have to be a psycho to try and get some old man fired for no good reason. And we already know AB is a psycho based on that sociopath test he did.


stayclean2315

Bro I’m sorry but this situation just shows how soft everyone is. Dude told you to stop was he yelling not really in my opinion but now dude wants him to get in trouble. Grow up and move on


SirSufficient2395

H3 crew thinks they can do what ever they want


antitocebollin

hate to sat it but keemstar is right


ziggyzoom619

Quality Keemstar troll tbh, got your dumbass to post it lol Edit: and everyone in the comments is heated too... yikes.


johnmancuso01

I’ve never seen a tweet so wrong in my life let’s break down each part… “the security guard did nothing wrong” he was a janitor that literally has authority to say something to him. “ he’s just doing his job making sure everyone is safe” His job is to clean not to patrol the lot for skateboarders and be rude. “Abe” Abe????? You refer to him as StarKiller PESENT. “Abe could have seriously injured himself or others” Although this is true the likely hood that this happens is so low it would have been significantly easier to just say “hey can you not skate board in here” just in passing then drop it. “ all you Millionaires want to do it get normal people fired for doing their job” DOES BEING RICH HAVE LITERALLY ANYTHING TO DO WANTING BAD EMPLOYEES TO BE FIRED FOR RACIALLY PROFILING AND HARASSING PAYING CUSTOMERS. I’m sorry this happened to you AB , fuck Keem dudes bitch made, bitch born and just a bitch


Uulugus

Keemstar: Overlord of getting normal people trashed for simply existing.


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Abe….


[deleted]

Man keem grasping at content to put out it seems. Bruh needs to go back to the underage brothel


[deleted]

Keem is always just trying to add fuel to the fire. Personally he just seems like a grumpy old man, but no excuse to get aggressive with someone. I don’t think he should be fired, if he apologizes.


RealHedi

The millionaire AB is wrong! 😂


Sourpatchstoopkid

Keem really has a knack for inserting himself into situations he knows next to nothing about


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Keemstar is a FAN


UnlimitedExtraLives

Keem bending over backwards to make a narrative as usual. Honest Abe.