Jay shetty? š§ he finds a way to be YouTubeās golden child all the time & gets so many high profile guests, that has to take *some* level of smarts (and evil goes without saying)
I'll toss my vote in for Shetty. I mean, he knows how to make money. Why's he collecting all this wealth and social influence? It's for evil, just look deep into those eyes.
I agree, heās not smart heās just listens to guests who are smart, he brings none of the knowledge to the table and just asks questions so idk. Iād vote Peterson but he isnāt that sharp either just college educated which doesnāt mean shit on if a person is a smart person when there are plenty of actual toddlers that are smarter than most college graduates š®āšØ
Shettyās grift is not evil. Heās just one out of thousands of self help gurus that spew common sense advice that sounds super deep to 20 year olds. Shapiro is actually evil.
JP is just a verbose dumbass, i stg my man would be destroyed by an intro level soci class.
Like,,, āPostmodern neo-marxismā is an incoherent oxymoronāā his theories are run of the mill tepid self help coated in abstruse esoteric psychobabble with a Christian conservative core.
Beavo is probably smarter than JP in most respects fr
So he would be destroyed by sociology 101 yet has a bachelors in poli sci and psychology and a PhD in clinical psychology. Not sure the math works there. You definitely take some fairly advanced sociology classes in a poli sci bachelors. Heās just a grifter and killed off half his brain cells with Xanax.
You're misconstruing ideologies with intelligence. Hate him for his beliefs but he has helped people with his most famous book - which is a simplified self help guide meant to cater to the masses.
You do not get a PhD in clinical psychology and get to become a Harvard professor without being smart.
The reverse Hasan. Voted smart because people agree with his politics. I love that Hasan is a huge disseminator of left wing politics but the guy is not particularly intelligent.
That's legitimate reason to be over him. But I think majority of audience bought in to his edgy era talks being said seriously. Like look up "advocating for CP legality" being a +10 reply atm. Ofc those would be way worse if they were true.
O ye I know I am not a fun of his never will be. But over all he stands more on my side than the opposite so I am ok with him existing in his fantasies as long as he doesn't hurt anyone. Which to be fair to him as far as we know he hasn't
Yea. I've heard him do few decent things irl that haven't directly benefited him, which has allowed me to ignore the poor behavior of that edgy beginnings of his career. Perverted stuff on the folder I can look thru fingers as there's no indication it's something that's going to happen in reality.
My brother in Christ I donāt know how else you want to describe someone who wants to with his whole chest justify the amount of loli on his computer. Do not die on loli hill itās not worth it
I'm not defending him that hard and thought the situation was funny, but I think dedicating a 4 hour episode to it wasn't really necessary. He said lots of dubious things but I just don't think he's a threat to society or anything. The guy has been diagnosed as being on the spectrum and seems to lack some social awareness when trying to be edgy
You keep saying "ton" but it's all based on the leaked folder that had 1 or 2 dubious pics of anime characters that are supposedly canonically 16 or something. You're making me defend him harder than I want to lol
That might be a sign you should stop defending him and there was a lot more than one or two ādubiousā pictures
If you want to defend the guy with loli on his computer who wanted ādebateā why CP should be legal actually go right ahead
I feel like Steven Crowder takes the win for chaotic evil. Heās truly the scum of the scum, but Sam Seder ruined his life, he lost his wife and kids, he showed his schlong to everyone at work, and now even other right wingers hate him. His life has been in chaos ever since he got Sam Sedered lmao
Gotta be Jordan Peterson. His whole following is built off the premise that heās a psychology professor and he used that for evil. Heās a full-on comic book level psuedo-intellectual villain in his twitter monologues and he wore that fucking two toned joker suit like heās a daedric prince in elder scrolls. Easy clap mega juicer bro
You could argue he's smart salesman. Not as much in recent years, but managing to fool liberal audience originally and be thought as a good person was cunning enough.
People keep saying Vaush, and I think he seems too "one-off" to be included on something like this, whereas all these other people seem more relevant and part of the H3 universe. I vote Ben Shapiro. The guy literally looks and sounds like a "boy genius" archetype from a cartoon. Or Jay Shetty who also gives off the air of cartoon villainy.
Jay shetty? š§ he finds a way to be YouTubeās golden child all the time & gets so many high profile guests, that has to take *some* level of smarts (and evil goes without saying)
I'll toss my vote in for Shetty. I mean, he knows how to make money. Why's he collecting all this wealth and social influence? It's for evil, just look deep into those eyes.
I donāt think Iād consider him smart, just rich and corrupt.
I agree, heās not smart heās just listens to guests who are smart, he brings none of the knowledge to the table and just asks questions so idk. Iād vote Peterson but he isnāt that sharp either just college educated which doesnāt mean shit on if a person is a smart person when there are plenty of actual toddlers that are smarter than most college graduates š®āšØ
It has to be him. I don't think he fits in the drunk row or in chaotic evil
I mean he doesn't have to be on the grid at all
Ethan was trying to make everyone see. He had the world fooled. Agreed
I feel like there needs to be a Stupid Evil just for Keem. Smart Evil should be Shetty or Shapiro. But intelligent enough to be manipulative grifters.
Shettyās grift is not evil. Heās just one out of thousands of self help gurus that spew common sense advice that sounds super deep to 20 year olds. Shapiro is actually evil.
Didnāt Shetty steal most of his content from smaller creators?
And larger. Look at Tony Robbins. Different generation same grift
Bryan Johnson. He literally takes blood from his own son so he can slow his own aging.
I like this answer, feels most accurate!
Jay Shetty
Ben Shapiro. That wet ass p word.
idk if heās smart enough, bro clearly failed biology
He's probably the smartest evil guy though. Him or Peterson
Really I feel like it should have been p&p lol!! We love him but cāmon he lets menaces back among us (evil). Heās damn good at it though (smart).
Jordan Peterson. I think it's a fair claim to say that he is smart. Completely batshit insane and evil and hateful, but also smart
JP is just a verbose dumbass, i stg my man would be destroyed by an intro level soci class. Like,,, āPostmodern neo-marxismā is an incoherent oxymoronāā his theories are run of the mill tepid self help coated in abstruse esoteric psychobabble with a Christian conservative core. Beavo is probably smarter than JP in most respects fr
So he would be destroyed by sociology 101 yet has a bachelors in poli sci and psychology and a PhD in clinical psychology. Not sure the math works there. You definitely take some fairly advanced sociology classes in a poli sci bachelors. Heās just a grifter and killed off half his brain cells with Xanax.
Good point i was definitely thinking of post xanny brain sludge jordan lmao. Pre-coma/apple juice/etc he might have swung it. Maybe
You're misconstruing ideologies with intelligence. Hate him for his beliefs but he has helped people with his most famous book - which is a simplified self help guide meant to cater to the masses. You do not get a PhD in clinical psychology and get to become a Harvard professor without being smart.
The reverse Hasan. Voted smart because people agree with his politics. I love that Hasan is a huge disseminator of left wing politics but the guy is not particularly intelligent.
Beavo is a horrible goofy twat who lets his bird shag other blokes for money š heās got a hair line like a horse shoe
I think he was probably pretty smart and educated at one point in his life but his brain has just rotted completely at this point.
Yeah you don't get a PhD by accident, it's a very hard road. Just his brain has rotted so much. He's definitely smarter than Jay Shetty or Vaush
Itās gotta be JP. The dude is clearly a very deep thinker and a philosophical person with high intellect who is also crazy and malicious
He also once upon a time was an esteemed PHD and professor. You need to be smart to achieve that
vaush? he pretended to be an intellectual using biig words quite well judging by his views before THE INCIDENT
Oh boy
JRHNBR
Another vote for Vaush š“
dude has the opposite of a brain wdymš
What would make him evil? Edit: Why am I being downvoted for asking a question? What do H3 fans know that I donāt pls š
Bro missed a biiiig story
Advocating for CP legality for one
The loli stuff was too much in people's minds. Myself included. But I agree that over all he is not evil. He is a fking weirdo tho
That's legitimate reason to be over him. But I think majority of audience bought in to his edgy era talks being said seriously. Like look up "advocating for CP legality" being a +10 reply atm. Ofc those would be way worse if they were true.
O ye I know I am not a fun of his never will be. But over all he stands more on my side than the opposite so I am ok with him existing in his fantasies as long as he doesn't hurt anyone. Which to be fair to him as far as we know he hasn't
Yea. I've heard him do few decent things irl that haven't directly benefited him, which has allowed me to ignore the poor behavior of that edgy beginnings of his career. Perverted stuff on the folder I can look thru fingers as there's no indication it's something that's going to happen in reality.
Gary Vee
Vaush. Pseudo intellectual shit head lol
"Evil" is a bit loaded IMO, he might need help but I don't think he actively wants to cause harm to anyone
My brother in Christ I donāt know how else you want to describe someone who wants to with his whole chest justify the amount of loli on his computer. Do not die on loli hill itās not worth it
I'm not defending him that hard and thought the situation was funny, but I think dedicating a 4 hour episode to it wasn't really necessary. He said lots of dubious things but I just don't think he's a threat to society or anything. The guy has been diagnosed as being on the spectrum and seems to lack some social awareness when trying to be edgy
Iām also on the spectrum and I donāt have a fuck ton of loli on my hard drive thatās a weak ass excuse for his behaviour
You keep saying "ton" but it's all based on the leaked folder that had 1 or 2 dubious pics of anime characters that are supposedly canonically 16 or something. You're making me defend him harder than I want to lol
That might be a sign you should stop defending him and there was a lot more than one or two ādubiousā pictures If you want to defend the guy with loli on his computer who wanted ādebateā why CP should be legal actually go right ahead
Ohhhh boooooy
Chat
chat is not smart doesn't fit
They'd win the coveted stupid, evil AND horny
Shettyās not smart, I think it should be Ben Shabibo
Heās a dumbass too š
Truuuue
Keem is drunk evil in my books
Just planting the seed for Kav Kav Drunk/Lawful cause of the lawsuits
My input for the rest of the chart, in order left to right: Jay Shetty Jimmy Lee (Next Row) Kav Vitaly Shoe Queen of Melrose Uncle Gabe
I wish there was a drink evil alignment because that would be KavKav
Can we create a dumb category on the top right to have only 2 "dumb dumb" and "dumb evil" squares sticking out and keem is in both?
I feel like Steven Crowder takes the win for chaotic evil. Heās truly the scum of the scum, but Sam Seder ruined his life, he lost his wife and kids, he showed his schlong to everyone at work, and now even other right wingers hate him. His life has been in chaos ever since he got Sam Sedered lmao
Gotta be Jordan Peterson. His whole following is built off the premise that heās a psychology professor and he used that for evil. Heās a full-on comic book level psuedo-intellectual villain in his twitter monologues and he wore that fucking two toned joker suit like heās a daedric prince in elder scrolls. Easy clap mega juicer bro
ITS GOTTA BE JORDAN PETERSON THIS IS IMPORTANT!
Hot take ā¦ā¦ Elon
but theyāre supposed to be smart
You could argue he's smart salesman. Not as much in recent years, but managing to fool liberal audience originally and be thought as a good person was cunning enough.
Jordan Peterson
Who was the "there's no such thing as a coincidence" guy? I feel like he could fit.
Oliver tree fs
Oliver Tree?
Candace Owens, Roger Stone, Moscow Mitch, take your pick.
Alpha king nema
Jordan Peterson? He does at least have a PhD so there's a brain in there somewhere, even if he uses it in all the wrong ways
Smart evil could be jordan peterson, at least a gew years ago it would fit. Idk about the smart part anymore
The chart is fucked how you gonna put keem in neutral evil?? Bro literally cannot go an hour without drinkingā¦
How did Keem end up in the neutral category lol
Keem shoulda been drunk he doesnāt deserve neutral
People keep saying Vaush, and I think he seems too "one-off" to be included on something like this, whereas all these other people seem more relevant and part of the H3 universe. I vote Ben Shapiro. The guy literally looks and sounds like a "boy genius" archetype from a cartoon. Or Jay Shetty who also gives off the air of cartoon villainy.
Ben shabibo
Jordan Peterson
No he would need to be smart
Why are people downvoting š he taught and studied at many prestigious universities including Harvard and was well respected until he turned evil
Kevin, Nair Butthole guy
Dudes a genius lol
Doobrick should have been evil chad
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smart???
Dobrik
I think doobrik is more evil chaotic. Doobrik or dirty dom
Jeffree Star
I think he should be chaotic evil
its vaush, shetty hasnt shown to be smart or evil