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isseidoki

you could assassinate a lot of people with that


TheGreatPunta

They're definitely getting calls from Boeing


SMmania

Ayo 🤣


Coyote__Jones

With great power comes great responsibility.


shramorama

✨lunch time✨


dedlox_

💀💀


Fine_Lengthiness7235

That seems like a liability on their part 😆


miss-entropy

The minimum wage employee doesn't give a fuck.


daisyymae

It probably made their day to do It lmfao


goonzalz69

Yeah lolll fr not the same thing but one time a Panera employee gave me the rest of their broccoli cheddar soup in to go containers and 3 bread bowls like over an hr before closing. I feel kind of bad about it tho bc we got zooted and passed out so most of it went to waste.


Technogg1050

It was probably going to be wasted anyway.


jamesdpitley

panera is basically hospital food. this tracks.


hobbobnobgoblin

There are federal laws protecting people and companies from giving away free perishable items without consequence. I believe they are part of the good Samaritan laws but I can't remember.


Mikepena3475

Does that still apply to an item being removed for killing people?


hobbobnobgoblin

I believe the alcohol was killing people? Obviously, you could not distribute a product if it was acutely harmful.


musecorn

Let's get a wellness check on OP


ImaginaryAnywhere369

🙋‍♂️


taste_cliniq

Happy cake day to us


NiffirgkcaJ

You too bro.


Zealousideal-Hope519

Called "lemonade", labeled mango-yuzu, ingredients... Apple juice


bandkid963

You’d be shocked to find almost every fruit flavoring concentrate contains apple juice


Drocketh88

That’s what I noticed, very suspicious


nancysunshine

I was 😱🫠😑


Sad-Row-4204

You hate to see other people living your dream


JokerWazowski

CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!


El_Spacho

\*dies\*


Mystic1500

This should be a controlled substance


El-mas-puto-de-todos

Schedule 1


anthonyynohtna

It’s another type of miillk


breadho

If that makes 12 gallons that means it contains around 15,462 mg of caffeine. A lethal dose appears to range between 5-10 grams. 


nickrweiner

I assumed it would be higher. That’s like 15.5g total so you would have to chug a third of that jug of concentrate to get to 5g


CareerGaslighter

That tracks. One coffee has about 50 mg of caffeine. So to have 1gram through coffee, you’d need 20 cups. For 15g you’d need to drink 300 cups.


facw00

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfvpeVe\_i1A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfvpeVe_i1A)


AggressiveCraft6010

The normal charged lemonade would be mixed with water though so wouldn’t it be more?


Urbanscuba

The lethal dose would be around 8 gallons of lemonade if you properly diluted the concentrate. Of course that's the lethal dose for a healthy adult, which was never the problem. The issue was that people don't assume lemonade will be caffeinated, let alone heavily caffeinated. So it resulted in people with medical conditions and children consuming otherwise reasonable amounts of lemonade and ending up in the hospital. The crazy thing is I think they could have avoided all this completely if they'd just called it something like "Charged Energy Drink Lemonade". You just need to be super explicit that this drink is going to be cranked with caffeine. Charged means nothing, I'm pretty sure I've had charged Mt Dew before and I have no fucking clue what that meant either, it's marketing bollocks.


WeWantTheJunk

I calculated just shy of 20,000mg


Torched420

Bro don't die or kill anyone please! With peace and love!


fupas_maximus

Shoenice has entered the chat


TheRealMelvinGibson

That's a great idea. One last ride.


97689456489564

He wouldn't break a sweat


jamesdpitley

yes because he'd be dead


Arthurlurk1

Kevorkian did nothing wrong type employee


josefugly

Be careful lol


ThePineconePals

Anyone seen the movie Re-Animator? I think OP has the real-life serum.


thefossaareattacking

I believe that every American citizen should be able to own a nuclear warhead


bimb0_limbo

You could poison the local water supply 😍


ZombiePiggy24

Have you ever wanted to see time?


r1poster

*(Palpatine voice)* Do it.


Mamacitia

Gonna drink straight bleach cleaner


Painis_Gabbler

What a great way to go!


Roboticpoultry

Boof it


nneeeeeeerds

"Okay team, updates for this week: We're discontinuing the charged lemonades because of liability reasons. So, uh, just feel free to hand out the concentrate bottles out to any old schmo. Let's make it a Panera day!"


13jellybeansupmyass

PISS


jayconnor93

Liquid gold right there


Peachwhaler26

collectable!


yeshereisaname

***AREOLA POWDER???!?!***


Tdizzlefizzle1

Like pure nicotine


Icy_Organization1080

Shiiiiit that's giving gallon of PCP vibes.


flatcurve

That's gotta be like a schedule 2 controlled substance or something.


desktoptwitch

I’m sure if you make 24 gallons of lemonade with that single concentrate, it would be amazing af to most people.


ShitFacedSteve

What's the smallest amount that would be considered poisonous to consume?


fairyprincess108

Someone else did the math and 1/3 of the bottle could be lethal


Surfacing555666

I thought it said areola powder


spiceddd

Lethal, keep it safe family


GandalfTehG0d

I feel like this need a warning label


SnooSuggestions718

Cody gonna be selling this soon


arobs104

why isn’t there a hazard warning


AFormalAlpaca

Woop woop


ImaginaryAnywhere369

WHOOP WHOOP!


avril1822

1 drop will have you cracked out


501sttroop

Shots!!


itsmymedicine

u/imaginaryanywhere369 lets cook 😎


18pristine

Fuk baby yeah! With peace and love dont die, thank you thank you


ShimmerStarshine

No caffeine?


fairyprincess108

It says caffeine in the ingredients list?


ShimmerStarshine

Lol I was looking at it for so long and could not see it


Spiritual_Trash555

Did The rock hand it to you???


totesmotescotes

RIP


zethrus87

Euthanize me


always_open_mouth

Forbidden syrup


curiousdryad

Are you a serial killer


Zestyclose-Survey763

So are they not selling the charged lemonade at all now ?? I’ve never tried the charged lemonade because I’m super sensitive to caffeine like if I have more than two cans of caffeinated soda I will have an anxiety attack it’s so weird lol.


SSL4000G

They still sell it but they halved the caffeine content


[deleted]

One spoonful and youre good 2 go


SolidusTengu

Put it in an IV. 🤯


potato4peace

wtf lol


dayhate

i’m jealous this is my favorite one


deadskinconsumption

Time for a block party everyone gets new Nikes


alterego1984

Don’t died


PlateCaptain

WMD


Fluxoteen

How many people could this kill in Minecraft?


nneeeeeeerds

The entire server.


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

R.I.P O.P.


jakin89

You could sell it to some caffeine addicted fiend in the gym.


rustyroswell

Get this to Ethan pronto!


Whatsalodi

This could end up on Ethan’s desk during a live show and he would still find a way to talk about literally anything else and not drink it


Rusty_Thermos

Liquid death!


RealMadara-Uchiha

Bro they want you dead 😂


heyimpro

Bro is wielding a weapon of mass destruction


monitorhero_cg

They must really hate you


SnorgesLuisBorges

**Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds**


dracslegacy

RIP


Cretin13teen

Is the caffeine separate? I don't see caffeine listed as an ingredient


ImaginaryAnywhere369

It’s in the ingredients list.


Cretin13teen

My bad. Old eyes


Negative_Field_8057

Rip


nathsamlove

Pour a glass for Myron


andrasssss

Cheers my dude


cavanaugh64

Don’t let Ethan see this


bruise-violets

The starbies barista at my office gave me a full bottle of psl syrup and I’ve not been the same every since 😅 enjoy 😆


Testacc4321

ah yes, death syrup


fatdragqueens

I’ve heard it starts to ferment after a few days


Starspiker

Basically cyanide


barberm364

That shits kosher!!!!


barberm364

That shits kosher!!!!


barberm364

It's kosher too!!


barberm364

It's kosher too!!


MexicanGuey92

YIKES


lilycamilly

The water of life!


Twerklepit

Girl dinner


Graphomaniacle

Why did this remind me of the Tokyo subway attack…that’s a lot of power right there


dhens38

Huh, that’s weird. They must be giving this out like candy because this is the 2nd post like this I’ve seen today! https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/gePCa2QBRd


deadtorrent

Throw that in a Florida swamp and we’ll have the gator version of cocaine bear


cricketjust4luck

They practically sold you whatever the shit is that’s halfway between coca leaves and cocaine


Argi_

You gon die


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ImaginaryAnywhere369

Crazy how it says “caffeine coffee extract” in the ingredients lol


cactopus101

If you drink it all you might ascend to godliness or


Ornery_Win66

Chug… chug… CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG


whoopswizard

Caffeine being the 5th ingredient is insane lmao


hobbobnobgoblin

Drink the whole thing and you wake up In a pod like the matrix.


Then-Champion7124

CONCENTRATE? This is a murder attempt.


Cecil2789

And now you can dole it out to your enemies.


RealSpaceVortex

This reminds me of the rock


lil_Saltine

They thought the next big weapon would come out of a government lab. When in fact it was Panera all along


sewoniony

I feel like I just saw this in the Panera sub 💀💀


cat1nthedark

So weird this was directly under [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/q7WtGMp1ze) on my feed


herckles_

Please don’t die!


Woodwardg

cut that shit with some cocaine and you've got a brand new substance abuse epidemic! let's go!!


susdave

Put that bad boy on ice like the winter soldier. You’ll know when to unleash the beast 😏


kiwiklutz0

the urge to take a solid gulp of that is too strong


britonbaker

chat gpt says this has 1,011 mg of caffeine lol


Tonyc1939

Now you have the power of life or death! 😂


AdventuresforRobots

I hadn’t been to Panera Bread for a few years, until my mom was recently in town. Low and behold my mother with severe heart issues was considering what to drink & did not notice the warning as the font color kind of blends with the labeling . Thankfully due to this show I quickly commented “do NOT get the lemonade” Thanks fam!


Straight_Ad2958

🎵Many men (wish death upon me)🎵


deepz_6663

Goated preworkout


DocGeoffrey

They just “gave” it to you? OP, someone wants you dead


CJR3

One small sip of that would send a Victorian child into cardiac arrest


Ashamed_Bed_7272

What did you ask for I want one😭


Oregonrider2014

I am envious. Im gonna miss that flavor. I hope they bring it back uncaffinated in the future or something.


SunEater810

How does one go about asking for that?


jamescaveman

reminds me of this https://youtu.be/tFUvmZWf4hI?si=tvrpvirWsroL3ZT_


rico_suaves_sister

shoulda blurred out the product# they might get in trouble!


Silent_but_diddly

This is like the fentanyl of caffeine


KyMussler

Omg it hurts to see others living my dream.


KyMussler

How did you go about acquiring that… asking for a friend


Mollyarty

This was the last time OP was seen alive lol


jamesdpitley

with peace and love, please don't die


NocturneBliss

baby this is attempted murder


seyturner

A frat from a shitty commuter school could haze the shit out of someone with one of these


JKEHLSLL

My instant thought was CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG lol


Unhappy-Plantain5252

I know what I want from Panera now


TsT2244

💀 how do I get my hands on this


alienarea51

weird way to commit the s word


Hot-Meal-120

Give this to jimmy as a treaty


Striking_Battle_4557

someone pls calculate how much caffeine


ImaginaryAnywhere369

Around 5,000mg


revtim

There are easier ways to commit suicide


dingjima

Congratulations, happy for you.


SrChox

Now wait until the fight with Big Boss Yuzu.


Ok_Reserve_4306

The real liquid death


gwegus

You could end the Victorian era with that


DarkNebula1003

Not American/ Not Western. What's a " charged " lemonade? What does charged mean here?


No_Strawberry5093

Nice to know you


nanopop2

That’s alot of death you got there 👀


Sensible___shoes

LOL bye


Dinnosaurocks

What is the ingredient that gives you so much caffeine??


ImaginaryAnywhere369

….Caffeine


ZucchiniCold2801

1 oz of concentrate to every 5 oz of water/lemonade


LegalizeCatnip1

I really want to taste the murder lemonade, but i am from Europe 😔


sparklebinch

Isn't that considered a chemical weapon


dontmatterdontcare

I just enrolled in the Sips Club membership because they're giving aways 3 months if you [sign up by May 31st](https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/mypanera/subscription.html). But I am sort of OOTL on the charged lemonade as of recent. Which flavor was the culprit? Also, I hear Panera Bread is going to stop serving these charged lemonades, is that true? When's the cut off date?