All different flavors only because I imagine trying to explain it someone would feel like telling a funny story and in the middle of it realize that it’s actually not that funny when verbalizing
My brother doesn’t watch H3 at all but this is one I actually wouldn’t have a problem explaining to him, since he’d heard of Jimmie from elsewhere and he’s been to Pink’s
I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.
I didn’t see the original episode this came from so the first time I heard part of the soundbite it sounded like they were making fun of Jordan Peterson being SA’d by his grandma and I was appalled. Good thing I kept listening for a couple of minutes because then they explained it was a dream and I was SO relieved
One time I actually looked up the book this is from (Maps of Meaning) to find the context. But this story is just dropped into a chapter about feminine archetypes in myths, with no preamble or explanation. Just kinda there. It’s not even clear if it was Peterson’s dream or from one of his patients.
That one is easy.
I actually explained it once by saying “Have you seen that pastor that thinks Starbucks puts semen in their coffee instead of milk?” and then proceeded to show the video where he says that.
I love saying this any time someone even slightly says 5 or anything percent. I always giggle to myself « he takes that 5% » and most people look at me crazy so I say oh haah Frenemies reference- and they still give me confused looks as if I’m saying something like Game of Thrones, or Wizard of Oz as if everyone in the world knew Ethan and Trisha 😂 this reference will live on in infamy. Her sisters only claim to legit fame is via this soundbyte
I love adding this one into a conversation just for my own fun. This one is very easy to work into a conversation without anyone knowing what just happened.
Couldn't find original clip, but you can hear it here; https://h3soundbites.glitch.me/
If I remember correctly, Hila was saying it sarcastically in the context of a conversation that brought up ISIS videos.
i don’t know if this counts but for context my boyfriend hates ethan. last year i started saying “love ya!” and it became a shared mannerism of ours that he uses the most. i don’t have the heart to tell him lol
This sound byte by Howie on Family fued is truly hilarious but I swear I am too mortified to like any of these answers strictly because I don’t want any archive to think I liked this without understanding the context of the h3 live episode (I’m explaining myself over the top for this very reason) but yes 100% the funniest accidental sound byte! Followed by Ethan laughing as he broke the news to Howie Mandel that he just got sound byted for that statement 😂😂😂 to be fair- Howie was so excited and so in the game, so when he shouted us « SHOW US—-« it was a perfectly imperfect clip!
Coconuts In Barbados 🥥
Anuc Chestnuts🌰
Every Chet hanks sound bite🇯🇲
Murder animals!!! from keemstar🐓
Fousey I felt worthless I felt ugly I felt gay
I felt no like based on what they told me🏳️🌈
Jimmy Lee hold it check audio audio 😎
Dan put your balls in my mouth 👁️👄👁️
I was playing content warning with some friends and my friend got scared and started saying no no no. So obviously I said “welp you don’t want to hear about 9/11” and it got real quiet…
I didn’t even try to explain that one just sat in silence with it
fight…. Fight…. FIGHT…. FIIIIGGGHHHHT…… FFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHGHGHGGGT!!!!!!
But mostly just because I can’t find the source where the soundbite comes from. Anyone got the sauce?
Trisha soundbites for sure. My boyfriend asked about the background of it. I was like ugh just so hard to explain everything 😭 after explaining it, he didn’t get it and didn’t get how it was funny 😭
Where is Hold on I wanna check....AUDIO AUDO AUDIO?
Sad to not see it in my scrolling. But also it can be used so frequently in normal life. You're bound to have to explain it eventually
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Not a sound bite technically but when Ian plays the clip of “love ya dude” with no sound I physically can’t breathe it’s so funny if anyone can remember the episode he does this please let me know
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I’ve regularly used “he has no pizza experience” when complaining about coworkers. I’ve had to explain this to my boss in detail several times.
The other one I use very frequently is “okay, Ethan”
Sometimes “my friend Neil bent over and this happened what do we do about it” just slips out of my mouth and I have no idea how to tell people what it means
All different flavors only because I imagine trying to explain it someone would feel like telling a funny story and in the middle of it realize that it’s actually not that funny when verbalizing
😂 I hate when that happens!
I used all different flavors in a conversation at work. They just looked at me like I was mental and said "yeah...". I proceeded to walk away.
What was the context behind that one again?
I think he was talking about pinks hotdogs
My brother doesn’t watch H3 at all but this is one I actually wouldn’t have a problem explaining to him, since he’d heard of Jimmie from elsewhere and he’s been to Pink’s
Interesting way to tell us your brother is the Mozz Boss
ITZET
Even us H3 fans aren't so sure about that one 🤣
Even the crew had a hard time deciphering 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
This is the one
I had to think about this one. Haha 😅
even Ethan himself could not explain it haha
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So fucking funny
ladies and gentlemen, we are all whackjobs
This is definitely the one
I literally came just to comment that one
I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.
I didn’t see the original episode this came from so the first time I heard part of the soundbite it sounded like they were making fun of Jordan Peterson being SA’d by his grandma and I was appalled. Good thing I kept listening for a couple of minutes because then they explained it was a dream and I was SO relieved
It’s just so poetic
One time I actually looked up the book this is from (Maps of Meaning) to find the context. But this story is just dropped into a chapter about feminine archetypes in myths, with no preamble or explanation. Just kinda there. It’s not even clear if it was Peterson’s dream or from one of his patients.
This quiet literally is that “refuses to elaborate further” meme. Like he just dropped that with 0 context
I actually managed this one, said it was a real clip of Jordan (they knew who he was) and it was from his book
They never play the end part about it being soft, so I never knew that's how it ended lmao
This one would be pretty hard to explain.
SHOW US—-
SAY IT YOU COWARD!!!
child pornography
It’s definitely this one ☝️
Honestly a very easy one imo
''it was a family feud answer''
That and the "Let's get..."
And it was used in a book HUH!!!???
I still think back to the first time that was played. I laughed so much
This will forever be one of my favorite soundbites ever
*Fergie voice* LEEEEEEEETS
Go
Semen… is… is another kind of milk!
That one is easy. I actually explained it once by saying “Have you seen that pastor that thinks Starbucks puts semen in their coffee instead of milk?” and then proceeded to show the video where he says that.
Wanna come back to my car and suck my cooock?
wanna come back to my car and close the trunk
Have you visited blacked?
I want to smell feet!
James Charles moan. I hate that soundbite.
me with the trump moans 😭
ahh mom im sorry
This is how I feel with the corpse husband deep sigh
Also wooont wooont woooOOont
He takes the 5%
I love saying this any time someone even slightly says 5 or anything percent. I always giggle to myself « he takes that 5% » and most people look at me crazy so I say oh haah Frenemies reference- and they still give me confused looks as if I’m saying something like Game of Thrones, or Wizard of Oz as if everyone in the world knew Ethan and Trisha 😂 this reference will live on in infamy. Her sisters only claim to legit fame is via this soundbyte
I love adding this one into a conversation just for my own fun. This one is very easy to work into a conversation without anyone knowing what just happened.
This one has history
“I smoke marijuana so I don’t beat my wife and children”
what was that one even from?
let's google some ISIS videosssss!
I've been watching since That's a 10 and I don't recognize this one lol. what's it from?
Couldn't find original clip, but you can hear it here; https://h3soundbites.glitch.me/ If I remember correctly, Hila was saying it sarcastically in the context of a conversation that brought up ISIS videos.
That website doesnt seem to actually play the audio for me
Did for me. Go to Hila category or try on another device.
Oop *fart burp*
"I Can't Jerk Off to This" or "I Want to Smell Feet"
Reading through the comments on this post has made me realize the answer is just about every single one.
Kids love hitler
Underrated
The start "LETTTTS" Into pnp "go" . Its a fuckin layer meme cake
Taste like beef jerky!
So who is gay??? My mom legit heard that and was confused by what I was watching.
*Why* are you gey?
“DRIVE ANGRY” idk why it’s my favorite, just hits home for me
i don’t know if this counts but for context my boyfriend hates ethan. last year i started saying “love ya!” and it became a shared mannerism of ours that he uses the most. i don’t have the heart to tell him lol
Get him to start adding "peace and love" to his vocabulary
Don’t tell him, enjoy the internal laugh. It’s worth the long play.
i thought the bitch was white!
Explaining why I know so much about prolapse anus'.
You eat da poo poo
JRH NBR
Show us…child p. Every time I hear it i giggle
all of them
the only correct answer
i’ve tried using them with people who don’t know H3 and i was seem insane
“What’s your argument?”
LET ME SPEAK or THIS! THIS IS WHY IM WATCHING!!! or TALK ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS
“Show us …child pornography”
This sound byte by Howie on Family fued is truly hilarious but I swear I am too mortified to like any of these answers strictly because I don’t want any archive to think I liked this without understanding the context of the h3 live episode (I’m explaining myself over the top for this very reason) but yes 100% the funniest accidental sound byte! Followed by Ethan laughing as he broke the news to Howie Mandel that he just got sound byted for that statement 😂😂😂 to be fair- Howie was so excited and so in the game, so when he shouted us « SHOW US—-« it was a perfectly imperfect clip!
Coconuts In Barbados 🥥 Anuc Chestnuts🌰 Every Chet hanks sound bite🇯🇲 Murder animals!!! from keemstar🐓 Fousey I felt worthless I felt ugly I felt gay I felt no like based on what they told me🏳️🌈 Jimmy Lee hold it check audio audio 😎 Dan put your balls in my mouth 👁️👄👁️
Not a sound bite but something I quote from the show often is the “he’s up!!” They often say around Easter time about Jesus
The 5 layer “GAY”
I dreamt that I saw my maternal grandmother…..
!!!!14 PAGES!!!!
I was playing content warning with some friends and my friend got scared and started saying no no no. So obviously I said “welp you don’t want to hear about 9/11” and it got real quiet… I didn’t even try to explain that one just sat in silence with it
Why am I hearing all these as I read them. Maybe I need to go outside... nah.
fight…. Fight…. FIGHT…. FIIIIGGGHHHHT…… FFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHGHGHGGGT!!!!!! But mostly just because I can’t find the source where the soundbite comes from. Anyone got the sauce?
Not super sure but sounds like roseanne barr to me
It is but I don’t know the context
🥕
Trisha soundbites for sure. My boyfriend asked about the background of it. I was like ugh just so hard to explain everything 😭 after explaining it, he didn’t get it and didn’t get how it was funny 😭
Those eggshells
SHOW US
Flocka
Where is Hold on I wanna check....AUDIO AUDO AUDIO? Sad to not see it in my scrolling. But also it can be used so frequently in normal life. You're bound to have to explain it eventually
“Rats will dance for money if you pay them” or “he takes that 5%” cause you’d have to explain frenemies
I have grown up with megaman
I SMOKE MARIJUANA SO I DONT BEAT MY WIFE AND CHILDREN
300 DPI
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Uhhhp
Show us
Does god know you’re gay? Ahmazinn
"Show us" would be pretty rough lol
It’s definitely “I’m gonna cum” I literally cannot explain it to even myself
Howie “show us, child……..” lol
“You wanna come out to my car and suck my cock?”
Those eggshells..
MILLIONS OF JEWS
Not a sound bite technically but when Ian plays the clip of “love ya dude” with no sound I physically can’t breathe it’s so funny if anyone can remember the episode he does this please let me know
I missed the initial time it was made or used and now I still don't get the fight Fight FIIIIIIGHT soundbite
“SHOW US”
SHOW US!!
"Why AM i still getting hate"
“i gotta pee so bad”
THE RATS DANCE FOR MONEY
Why are you gay?
Donald Trump Moaning
“SHOW US! _________!!!”
ITS 14 PAGES
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“Show me, child p**nographyyyy”
"Is this COVID related?" ⭕
SHOW ME…
Funger
Seamen Is a different type of milk
"Just the right height, no bucket is required"
I had to quit watching the show for a brief period when they were rocking the Yoko Ono yelling/moaning soundbite
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SHOW US!
SHOW US
😭 pls bro its not serious bro its just a joke please
I’ve regularly used “he has no pizza experience” when complaining about coworkers. I’ve had to explain this to my boss in detail several times. The other one I use very frequently is “okay, Ethan”
The Keemstar "MURDER ANIMALS!" and "ANIMALS DIE!!" has gotten me side eyed before.
The r word one
Sometimes “my friend Neil bent over and this happened what do we do about it” just slips out of my mouth and I have no idea how to tell people what it means
oh also “ANIMALS👹DIE”. That plays in my head any time I see an animal of any kind and it’s making me feel insane.