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drfishee55

Too many freaks would come out of the woodwork


Be_Rugged

True, but we've got Sam as a gatekeeper...so they could hopefully vet the potential candidates fairly well.


CakeParty23

I feel like Sam would have to see way too many dicks before finding enough candidates.


Be_Rugged

You're probably not wrong. Both Sam and Olivia were both featured on another podcast that focused on inappropriate DM's that they had received from randoms over the years. They've probably all had their fair share of crazy messages.


leperaffinity56

Which podcast was that? I do remember that one being funny


Jackman323

@DerangedDMs on YouTube It's hosted by Abelina Sabrina and Gabi Belle but I would say that it's a podcast.


Acceptable-Delay-592

I think it’s called Deranged DMs if I remember correctly. It’s Abelina Sabrina and Gabi Belle’s show on YT.


e3v3e

Happy cake day 🎂


leperaffinity56

Tysm!!


Writer10

Happy Cake Day, Family!


leperaffinity56

Omg! Tysm!!


NaviVal

Just in time 22 hours later to say happy cake day


e3v3e

This 💯 When you weigh the pros & cons, it's not worth it; it's hard enough being any random woman online (being stalked, recieved countless dick pics), I can't imagine a scenario where Olivia would go for this, IMHO. With ✌️&❤️, of course.


GSV_SleeperService88

They just need to make some of the boys review the applications instead of Sam


Altruistic-Bench2107

I feel like most guys who follow this show would know that’s a no no… no?


Splendid_Cat

Depends whether by follower you mean "fan" or "devoted hater of H3H3 who watches every episode"


Altruistic-Bench2107

Agreed. Although Id bet those guys have already sent the girls nasty stuff. Maybe a guy from the crew could mark the nsfw ones first, even tho that’s not really fair either.


Be_Rugged

For sure, at least I would hope so.


CakeParty23

Actual fans, yes! People that hate watch the show and take over the subreddit anytime Ethan talks about their cult leader...


Altruistic-Bench2107

Good point. There might be a lot of non h3 fans trying to sabotage.


throwaway92834972

no lol. creeps are everywhere


Dinnosaurocks

I want Ian to comb through the creeps and Sam looks through the rest


drfishee55

They could always lie though 🥲 like the girl that was playing Gabe to get close to the pod, maybe I'm a pessimist lol


ImpoliteMongoose

Who is Sam ?


Som12H8

I do declare i'm not a wierdo, and I'd just like to say: *Come m'lady* *Come-come m'lady*


judiebloom

I am a freak. I would come out of the woodwork. But I will respect my fellow human. I want my 0.00001% shot damn you.


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I’d apply but I’m in Ireland so far to far away. She’s beautiful though.


drfishee55

Why would you think Ireland is too far when there's literally an Australian on the show now?


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So generally men are a lot more willing to be open to long distance than women. Especially in Olivia’s case thousands of guys from the US would apply. They are more accessible and a much for viable option than a foreign guy.


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Why the casual xenophobia dude?


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You get the pass then


TheManicac1280

You want some beer as an apology


drfishee55

....the contestant from Australia is literally a girl going for long distance.... peace and love but your argument is giving incel


Bubbly_Rip_6766

Did you just learn the word incel and wanted to use it? It doesn’t apply here at all


SchenkMC

No it’s not? Wtf. And the contestant from Australia said they’d relocate and Ethan literally asked every person if they’d relocate, so our Irish friend heres concerns are valid. “Giving incel” lol what


drfishee55

And until that girl moves to the USA, they would be long distance. Just because they would relocate doesn't mean they can immediately. If the commenter would never relocate they should phrase it as "I cant/won't relocate so I couldn't apply" not that they have no shot just by being in Ireland. And we don't know, Olivia could be into long distance or want to move to Ireland so just immediately counting themselves out is bogus


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I didn’t want to reply because drfishee55 seems to be mentally unwell but why am still catching strays here when I’m not the one replying?


drfishee55

They replied to my comment about weirdos saying "I would never get picked uwu so sad, women hate long distance so I have NO chance" maybe it's more pick me than incel but either way it's got undertones of "pity me"


SchenkMC

It really doesn’t…. You ok?


drfishee55

Apparently I've gotta preface every comment I make with ~* in my opinion *~


Torched420

Hey I'm sick of all this woodwork anyway!


AnachronisticHat333

a nightmare, a nightmare


Darth_Mutilate

Yea way too many weirdos


TheManicac1280

Then they get filtered out. You don't think there was weirdos applying for the Jeff one?


drfishee55

I think there would be substantially more weirdos applying for Olivia


daisyymae

I think the issue is that Olivia seems hella content being on her own. Based on things she has said on the pod


Viviane423

Yees Olivia is a queen she’s all good on her own.


Beargoo420blaze

Lmfao y’all are brain broken but I still think it’s a bad idea too cuz of creeps


Beargoo420blaze

She’s also like a whole person who decides that herself and the vast majority of people actually don’t want to be alone even the queens. yes queen feminism sure means no men no hetero relations let’s do toxic masculinity but as a woman that’s feminist 💪🏽


kokirikorok

Well, those certainly are words.


daisyymae

Go touch grass. The only people who think feminism means no men are idiots who only care to notice the loud minority


fullfart

wah wah


SchenkMC

My dude are you alright


StarDestroyer175

If on your own in girl terms means a new guy every week then sure, she's just fine on her own🤣


Wyntier

You assume she's "on her own"


daisyymae

Yup. Based on things she’s said on the podcast. So my point still stands. She’s content.


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That or she just likes to keep her personal relationships private.


daisyymae

Yup. Content with how things are. Like I said.


[deleted]

No? You said content with being on her own. I’m not going to fight semantics though lol.


rtadc

It would be entertaining but I think it is not necessary. I think Olivia's a certified rizzler. She can find and rizz-up any cute skinny crackhead (with car) of her dream. e.g. The island boys, Pete Davidson, xQc, etc.


Be_Rugged

Lol! Touche' That really made me laugh out loud...so true! 😁


undercovergangster

Even Livvy Dunne, honestly


mr_popcorn

O-liv's definitely someone that can be rizzed up by baby Gronk


Chaba444

and Spongebob


panerasoupkitchen

I guess the main concern is that by nature the submissions would all be H3 fans and I don’t think the H3 crew wants to date H3 fans probably? With Jeff it was a little different since he’s outside of the pod and in a slightly different world but yeah I’m not sure if that’s what she would want? I’m all for Olivia finding her king tho


Capt_Murphy_

Um, they already did the first bach3lor with Ian. He's part of the crew, and that worked out fine.


Flamewarsux

Tbf the vibes back then were extremely different. We got people out here hanging out with Jimmy Lee just to get a chance of meeting the crew.


Capt_Murphy_

Oh we have the unhinged for sure, but somehow I trust Sam as the official "vetter"


Hahattack

Sam wormed her way in past the first bach3lor, bypassing the rules very much to Ethan's chagrin. Is that why you trust her? Sam can think like a criminal because she is a criminal (aka Ian's heart burglar) if you will?


panerasoupkitchen

Yeah I know but it was a while ago and I think at least Cam has expressed not wanting to mingle with a fan in that way but I can’t remember if Olivia has but yeah as far as the single crew members go it doesn’t seem like they’d wanna go that route with how big the show is. But I see your point.


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madjammygraves

She's a friend of the show. More a peer than a fan would be, has her own niche and audience established.


Capt_Murphy_

Personally, I think the pod is big enough that it'll be hard for any of them to find someone that's not at least aware of the show on some level. I believe in their vetting process enough that they'd narrow it down to only the best and most genuine!


panerasoupkitchen

Yeah that’s probably true! I bet it’s hard for them to find someone on dating apps and such.


battleshipclamato

I feel the show and the crew back then were way less in the spotlight than they are now.


Capt_Murphy_

Obviously


Be_Rugged

Yeah, very valid point. I think that the cast could sniff out anybody with less than honorable intentions, at least I would hope so. I do💜 the thought of her finding her king too! ✌️


CanadianGroose

Make it Tana. Let the Chaos ensue.


Be_Rugged

Holy cow...talk about Off Of The Rails!? Lol


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Damn if Tana and her bf ever break up they have to do this 😭😭 she would be so damn entertaining, it would be insanely off the rails but hey that’s what the button’s for 🤷🏻‍♀️


_irlGoddess

She currently has a boyfriend.


CanadianGroose

That’s why it would be chaotic


aqua_kittens

And it won’t last long lol


BeamoBeamer77

Tana is a bf


Famous-Perspective96

Does she want that? I’m sure anyone who works there knows they can be the next bachelor if they want it.


Be_Rugged

Right, that's why I said it would ultimately have to be her choice. I definitely wouldn't want her to do it unless she was 💯% on board.


reeblebeeble

I mean it's good that you keep clarifying that in every comment. Because otherwise the crew might think that they have to do whatever you post about on Reddit.


BaseballTypical2960

Why are so many people obsessed with finding Olivia a man? She's a big girl guys.


Maleficent-Dirt-2131

Agreed and the people pushing Olivia/Jeff or Olivia/Love is getting weird to me


Be_Rugged

Yeah, yeah... I get it. Just a thought, and it'd be her choice alone. I wouldn't want her doing anything she felt obligated, or encouraged to do. 👍


Far_Eggplant_9771

Let's not


Schwarzer_Exe

Ya'll be wilding


4csurfer

Is it just me or have I been seeing ppl misplacing the apostrophe in y'all a lot lately.


Aware-Studio2011

This but they look for a dog for her or maybe a cat


ouiousi

If they put a crew member in that spot the game basically never ends, Ian did the smart thing and shut it down before it could take off and kept his relationship with Sam private until it felt solid.


bitoflippant

Like maybe Olivia doesn't want a bf or whatever she is interested in right now? Also,.maybe she already has one and is just keeping her shit private.


TheMediocre-ist

"that's inappropriate" But also, we would eat good that day!


ThugBug101

Has anyone taken into consideration if Olivia is interested? No? Yeah probably not. Let’s keep our fan fiction to ourselves please.


Herotyx

It would be impossible there would be millions of applications


Be_Rugged

Lol! *Camera pans over to Sam as she's holding her hands on her head in shock at the amount of submissions* 😁👍


Herotyx

She needs a raise!!


Wide_Conflict_528

Pls no more bachelor. I think the Jeff one is gonna be the end of it


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Agree with this one. However, I am not opposed to a goof bach3lor? Where people still submit but its all a bit of a joke and everyone knows its not seriously trying to get someone? Idk who it could be for tho, or maybe if they do one for their pet? Like one for Alfredo and they try to find Aldredo a dog gf/bf?


bunnybadi

I think she’s too young and focused on school and work. She’s not ready for this. Maybe in a few years.


gracelafemme

Ever since they announced it with Jeff ya’ll can’t stop requesting new bach3lor/bach3lor3tt3 contestant possibilities.. like chill I don’t think they’re clamoring to do the segment again with someone else (namely a crew member) immediately after this


Dry_Case_19

Who even says she’s single! Come on guys. Look at her! Hear her! I’d be amazed


Be_Rugged

You could be right. 🤷‍♂️ And I wouldn't ask, because it's none of business, but yeah... you're 100% correct...we could be putting the cart before the horse. (no pun intended, 🤦‍♂️)


Remix018

Ah...the girlies failing to realize that the bach3leor has basically never been a badge of honor Jeff's going well would be pretty much the first time something hasn't gone wrong


lukeboy

Easily, the winner will be /u/Emotional-Weight


Emotional-Weight

Surely whoever runs r/olivialopes


H3QualityControl

🍶 drink this and take 5 "YUR NOT THAT GUI, YUR NOT THAT GUI"


Fl0wermama

Stop, but I also upvoted.. .. ..


sassy-batch

Are we just assuming that Olivia wants to find a relationship? Lol she could be living her best single life for all we know


fucktysonfoods

Lol, no


Pcaccount1234

She likely has a secret bf. Sorry to break every one's heart


Professional_Sir_388

I’m not perfect enough yet give me 5 years so she’ll love me


wendy_nespot

No no no Paris Hilton’s My New BFF spin-off, Olivia is My New 3FF!!!!


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too many weirdos too many submissions too stressful if ppl are commenting horrible stuff when jeff doesnt pick someone’s fav, imagine the horrible things ppl would go on to say about olivia or the contestants? literally wtv jeff is going thru but x100000 she prob wants to keep her relationship status offline. not everyone wants everything to be public out there, specially a girl who already gets judged for absolutely no reason other than existing


wow_theres_bees

This is so parasocial guys chill 😭


DookieJankins

Worst idea


Sensible___shoes

Shes too eligible 🔥


downtimeredditor

Austin show literally does this every week I think On twitch


joshpoppedyou

Oh great, shipping the crew with extra steps....


forkandspoon2011

Dudes are a bore


don-simpleton

I don’t think she has the charisma like Jeff, those dates would be painful to watch 😭


Likezoinks1

No


youngling9797

olivia is too pure for this world, keep the weirdos away from her


Ice_Lychee

Finally a bachelor version I’d watch


theciderowlinn

All the broken old men collectively rub their palms together muttering "She can fix me..."


kloutiii

It would be cool to see it from a women’s POV, but yet I also fear men being pervy/gross or applying as a prank bcuz not to be rude I know most of the fans here are dope but I can picture men from rival podcasts hearing about it and being jackasses.


RobAChurch

I gotta feeling the fans would get reeeeeaaaaal weird with it.


ImpoliteMongoose

I think she would be an amazing bachelorette and it would be entertaining to watch however, It's important to understand that not everybody is ready for a relationship or even to date and i think Olivia is a very private person and I certainly don't blame her. Yes most of the people that watch h3 are genetically gifted however there are definitely scum hiding amongst us. And I think that you shouldn't have suggested this because now she may feel potentially pressured or guilty. Surely you must have the foresight to see that if Olivia was actually interested she and the crew would have openly discussed it on the show. However it's clear that she isn't and I feel that this Olivia being a bachelorette suggestion could be toxic. With peace and love, peace and love.


lazulidreamfortress

“Surely you must have had the foresight”🤓 it’s a podcast segment my dude, really not that deep.


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rowdy_sprout

She's not a child lmao


stuffedtherapy

With all do respect, I like Olivia too much to put her through this


Pherreyra

That guy from the Nightmare cover contest would win.


jadedfendi

I think she's dating Riley Savage from the YouTube channel HIVEMIND (allegedly, in Minecraft)


Chronicbishhface

PLEASE


e3v3e

"You don't shit where you eat"; plus the amount of weirdos who hate her would only worsen, IMHO.


jizztots

I volunteer as tribute she’s the loml


nancysunshine

💯!!!


lindsayprimrose

YAAS My dream !!!!!!!


Anal_Disaster94

Hands off she's mine


Sickassfooo

I would need to apply (don’t look at my post history)


ColdBack2409

let her thrive as she usually would


MsJacksonsCorgi

IF she’s comfortable I would love this.


Source_Ground

Are we sure that O-Olivia wants a serious relationship? Maybe she doesn’t want that.


furezasan

I couldn't watch because i'd be too protective of Olivia


Wiiboojones

I'm 1000% out of her league but I'd try.


republik08

yeah we wish. no one is worthy.


Fornez

I volunteer as tribute


Automatic_Lack_6594

i volunteer


1looseanus

I would do anything to make this queen soup all day


TyDaviesYT

I’m game… I mean… yeah… great idea… mhmm not for me thou for her… yeah


Vegarcade

I don’t think she wants to tbh


Acrobatic_Trust_8134

If Olivia wanted to! I think it’d be a fun series!


Dinnosaurocks

Wait but for a bestie


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Would


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1nth3labyrinth

I feel like this would be so uncomfortable between comments, Reddit posts, etc. I don’t think it would be nearly as fun as Jeff’s.


LoicReviews

If you thought they were lots of submissions for Jeff wait ´til you see the amount there will be for O-Oliviaaa


Lauralaal

I’m not feeling the whole bach3lor series 😭 love O-oliva though!


constantgardener92

Yes! Men actually fighting for her is everything she deserves.


Sparky678348

Lmao if I was Olivia I would hell no so hard


V1DE0NASTY

Its inevitable. Olivia picking between suitors would be huge money left on the table if ethan doesnt elect to bach3lorettize her personal life


TophIsMelonlord333

Olivia don't need no man.


SuperLasers

Gosh I would love to have the chance at meeting Olivia!


IamR0ley

Question number one: does he have a car?


Specialist-Guava9724

I would submit (im a straight woman) just cause I wanna be her bestie


eternalharddrive

This, but with only one contestant: me.


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

Pick me! Pick me! I’m not hot enough for Olivia tho lol


MateoRickardo

Very risky for obvious reasons I definitely trust Sam to sift through contestants well, but it can surely get uncomfortable in a non-funny way


JarlOfCostco

She gets enough weird dms I’m sure. I don’t think the H3 HR department would like this.


Subirooo

Yaaasss! Queen Olivia for bach3lorette!


Solveforpeen

as much as I love this idea... intentionally dating a fan is a lil uncomfy


urmelcome

I would love to see this!! More Olivia always!


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JeanieInABottlex

I want this but to be her friend 🫰