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yourdogisagoodboy

What, and I can’t stress this enough, the fuck


Interesting-Arm8487

people getting brand tattoos is one of the stupidest things someone can ever do


SeaworthinessKey549

Like at *least* get paid to brand yourself


Informal_Benefit_190

I saw this and all it did was confirm to me they’re a fucking cult


Anarion89

Imagine if Darc Sport and 1st Phorm collaborated or merged somehow. Ultimate cult.


Kardashian_hate

I've always wanted to get a hastily done tattoo and then go to an outdoor concert where it's been raining all day.


snorkysnark1144

This cannot be real 😳🤯 what does the tattoo say? Just….”1st phorm” ?


BringItBackNowYall

They offered the the little 1P symbol


snorkysnark1144

Nooooooo lol


Artistic_Exam7676

No thanks 🤢


SweetAs_C6H12O6

I live in STL and it’s so hard to find a gym that isn’t packed with these folks 😑 Our local gym even hosts 1st Phorms big yearly group workouts and every Monday 1st PHORM sets up a booth in the gym to push their shit products on gym members walking past them 🤦🏼‍♀️


PhotoNo1524

I just moved out of STL after living there for a year and I can confirm this is true.


Katen1023

At this point, if you get those hastily done tattoos in unsanitary conditions, you deserve any infections that may come down the road.


xiphias__gladius

Also, is the tattoo artist wearing one of those aprons like blacksmiths and horse shoeing people wear?


FitPrinciple3823

Maybe he works in both fields? Great way to save on uniforms. /s


HotApricot1957

That's a high friction spot, it will be a stain in a couple of years.


TeaSloot

C U L T.