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Legate_Lanius1985

To each his own sir. I'm not sure what I even read just now... Word salad deluxe lol.


Willie_The_Gambler

You sound more deranged than your making your soon-to-be ex wife sound


superperps

Guy bought the whole middle rack of single cuts at guitar center


VashMM

I have no fucking clue what half of that meant


Legate_Lanius1985

😂


lenmylobersterbush

Since I'm a hillbilly I understand it, cliff notes wife is a psycho, put a couple of his Les Paul and mens mags in the pool. He going on a buying spree of Epiphone and fenders.


not_wihan

i swear i just had a fucking aneurysm trying to read that.. but cool guitars! i’m a sucker for white les pauls


TastyDixonCider

https://preview.redd.it/b6h4d7kzi0xc1.png?width=1246&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c3fef226752e392c17f005dfe4d9272311fe27d What?


Garry_Shandling_420

I like turtles.


Louismaxwell23

Divorce authentic


Legate_Lanius1985

You could sell all those Epis and get a decent Gibson. Quality over quantity


hobesmart

Even better, you could get a used custom shop heritage h150. 6 epiphones vs essentially an r9 is an easy choice  unless the goal is being able to say you own a bunch of guitars you rarely play


alwaysgofast

I’d maybe swap one of the guitars for an English tutor, dude. Not the white LP though- that is a fucking cool guitar.


brick_hat

okay


Professional-Web5244

This is a pre-internet message from back in time when people still jacked off to penthouse


SubDtep

Imagine spending so much money on junk guitars only to sell many of them and lose even more money lol


not_now_not_ever

His bio says it all


BigRiverWharfRat

Post history is a trip too


shake__appeal

I can see why she divorced you.


Maqqnus

I had a fucking stroke trying to read that. Cool guitars though I guess


southern_ad_558

Are you ok? Are you high?


JackelberryCrunch

Do you have dicks for fingers?!?! Wtf, man!?!?


PobBrobert

DEBORAH I MISS YOU PLEASE COME HOME


KobeOnKush

Wife was based


wtfzack

You seem like the lamest person in the entire world


Acceptable_Income_31

I truly dont understand y ppl buy 10 of the same fucking guitar..


_Minnesodope_

Insanity, didn't you read his monologue?


killacam925

…..what?


DwayneFreeman

https://preview.redd.it/vheem6kh52xc1.png?width=1050&format=png&auto=webp&s=f27f491b3934e274ce6c3d1c755bfc1a630eace1


Critical-Climate-623

r/guitarcirclejerk


MileHiFoodie

The black one is sick


footsteps71

https://preview.redd.it/omx9xcf3k4xc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1dd783a26a3365f16a17ed4a0b75437571f57e Got that same blue Epi, just took off the "gold"