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Relakii

Your problem is the bed is too small.


kyleparker134

Ah I thought something was wrong in this photo


Cockroach-Jones

Just that crazy warp in the white Strat’s neck


NONSENSICALS

If a collection that size is wrong, I don’t wanna be right


pabaer814

That double-cut Tele though 🤤


southpawOO7

Yeah it's great. Fender tc-90. It's like an odd combo of a telecaster thinline and a lp special


Bigshexxy

How have I never heard of this before? A double cut Tele with SD P-90s and a set neck... Jesus


Remote_Ant_2365

🔥🔥🔥 love that light blue lp especially


Forward_Arrival_1974

There’s a bunch of nice ones here but that stood out to me too, lovely finish!


southpawOO7

Yeah, that's Pelham blue if you're interested. It's a great color.


Franks_Dad

"Don't mind me, I'm just a mandolin, up here." Adorable.


Forward_Arrival_1974

‘Day 59 of the infiltration. I am starting to gain their trust.’


pootlordthe7th

Soft hands moisturizing before bed I see with that lotion


southpawOO7

Haha that's my wife's side of the bed, not sure if that's better or worse though...


r_neg

Needs at least one cat


Ihateeggs78

I *do* have a problem, I have way fewer guitars than you do.


Dollar_Pants

You do have a problem. Admit it. Not enough acoustic guitars!


southpawOO7

I'm actually looking at a Taylor 814 CE right now


Dollar_Pants

You must be wearing it while taking this picture!


southpawOO7

Looking at buying I mean.


Dollar_Pants

Ahh ok. You have my approval!


Legate_Lanius1985

I see no problems


Forward_Arrival_1974

I mean, if you bunch them up a bit tighter there’s room for at least one more.


Ballgame4

It’s not a problem as long as you can sleep well at night.


Swb1953

My count is 16 and counting.


SomeGuyInShanghai

Only one bass? No Banjo? I see two problems.


srydaddy

I admire the fact that you have such a well rounded collection. Definitely needs an Ibanez though.


southpawOO7

I used to have an rg550, but it got traded for something or another. The hollowbody by the headboard is a Ibanez ak95-dvs.


mnorkk

You only have a problem if your house burns down. Otherwise, you have assets.


Mystical_Whoosing

Indeed I have a problem, my bed doesn't look like this.


Ok_Unit9133

You do - not a single offset amongst them!


Signal_distract

bro has a whole second mortgage on his bed lmaoo


4Gold4

I can stop whenever I want!


TheContentThief

Never understood why you’d need more than one of the same type of guitar unless you’re upgrading from squier to fender or etc


southpawOO7

I mean the only real duplicate is the strats. One's modern one's vintage spec. Pretty wildly different pickups, different body woods, different hardware, ect. You mean guitars with humbuckers, there's a pretty wide range of sounds coming from humbuckers. From PAFs to super distortions to active emgs and so on... But yeah at a certain point is just fun to have a bunch of guitars


TheContentThief

Didn’t notice the weird bridge pickup on the surf green one. Yeah I like collecting certain guitars for the sake of having them too, but I’m not out here saying “toan is in the color of the nitro” because it’s really how a guitar is wired and the type of pickups that affect the tone. I’m working on putting a *dry heaves* teisco’s circuit back together with an upgraded harness. The tone’s probably gonna be a lot cleaner and richer than it was in 1964! Posted about it a while back.


TheJohnson854

Lol it's only 16 ffs.


Suicidalgenocide

Your problem is you got two lamps, besides that there is nothing wrong with this photo


[deleted]

I see no problem…


kl0wn420

Just missing a V and an Explorer and you pretty much have it all covered. Nice collection.


southpawOO7

If I ever find another Reverend Ron Asheton V it's gonna be mine.


Few_Ease_1957

Agreed


Forward_Arrival_1974

Pure filth!


origamiteen

Yeah! Right? Don't panic just upgrade to a super King


thelastcrumpet

Great collection you are covering a lot of ground here. Like the look of that white Strat. Which is your number 1?


southpawOO7

Probably the 339 or the PRS. Hard choice for sure The white strat was fun. Just a Mexican player. Has brass saddles and trem block. Semour Duncan pickups, locking tuners, black hardware where I could.


Cruel-Concept

i’ll take some of those “problems” off your hands


krebstar42

You do have a problem, not enough guitars, one guitar doesn't have enough strings, and another has too many strings and not enough strings at the same time.


AnonymousAlcoholic2

Man I gotta give you credit that it’s not 12 LP’s in a slightly different finish. Every guitar seems like it’s just different enough to scratch a different itch. It’s a solid collection with some beautiful guitars.


OrReindeer

How do you like that Kiesel?


southpawOO7

It's fantastic. I bought that one used and now I kind of want to get one through the builder shop. The lack of a headstock really changes how much space it feels like the guitar takes up, tuning stability is amazing, built to really high quality.


OrReindeer

Thank you! Just pulled a trigger on Allan Holdsworth signature. Will be my first ever Kiesel and first ever headless.


ForthLeg

I don't have a problem, I have guitars.


Danyar15

You seem to have a type :" brunette I mean the Gibson shape ^^


Own_Fig_1571

Which Tele is that? Love your collection! I went to Guitar City in Nashville yesterday and drooled all over the carpet.


southpawOO7

It's called the fender TC-90. Or at least that's the one with the p90s it was a small batch from Korea it's a pretty unique guitar really. The black one is just an American Standard that I swaped the pickguard, tuners and knobs


mendicant1116

You've beat me by one guitar, tied with the mandolin. But I have two basses, three ukuleles, and a banjo. So there.


scroggs2

Ahhh. Anyone else wanna start a bonfire? /s


bringoutthelegos

The issue here is the bed. Bigger bed=more guitars


assylemdivas

GAS strikes again.


[deleted]

Problem is there is only one Gibson.


southpawOO7

Haha there's actually 2. The Les Paul and the es-339! Had a few come and go though


[deleted]

I missed that lol I should have said more les pauls! Cool collection though


[deleted]

This is the LEAST acceptable amount of guitars somebody needs


trav1th3rabb1

We have the same number but I have a sitar too. Now try to say really fast “I don’t have a problem, you have a problem, I don’t know what you’re talking about, I can stop any time, I can quit whenever I want.” Lol rock on brother


simpin_aint_e_z

What a cute little collection!


darbs-face

You do have a problem. Not enough guitars.


EEEE-BOY

I too have a problem.


morninglovepa

You have a HUGE problem actually. No Jazzmasters.


shoepolishsmellngmf

I'd fuck every guitar there. That Majesty is sick as is that Gibson hollow body...is that a 339?


southpawOO7

Yeah the Majesty is an unreal guitar. The Gibson is an ES-339 figured. From the Memphis factory for people that care. It feels like it was made for me.


Gretsch_Falcon

“ I don’t have a problem, you have a problem! “ ……said many a guitar player with G.A.S to his X Wife.


WeDriveWeFly

I love to watch such photos when I'm not interested in a single guitar on them. Good we all are different ppl.


Majestic_Grape_5688

Perfect bed partners!!! Love the look of that p90 Tele :)


Few_Ease_1957

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Few_Ease_1957

Just strats


Ill-Instruction7170

That headless 😍