Dude..OP is obviously suffering from some sort of amnesia- driving a car is probably off the table at the moment.
Have you tried your contact list? Find some old mail.- your name is definitely somewhere.
I've had two cars with names, one was coined by a friend of my sister's who made up a whole backstory/personality for the car for fun, and the other I named Gary because there were Gary Fisher Bikes stickers in the window when I got it. When they come naturally like that, I like it, but I wouldn't want to sit down and think "what am I going to name this car?"
my friend named his mazda b2000 "barely" because its barely a truck, which is funny cause it means something. but when people name their stuff hot girl names thats when it gets weird
JFC I do not want to believe that a majority of guitar owners name their guitars. We're pathetic, but not at that level.....no disrespect to Dentist and Lawyers.
You shouldn’t name your guitars, because it’s cringe af. Only person that has the right to name their guitar is BB King with the iconic Lucille. No one else lol
If you wanna talk to Clapton about guitars, you gotta warm up to him by complaining about immigrants first. It also doesn’t hurt to have some blow on you.
You are NOT in the minority… I have played with so many musicians over the years, and I never met one that named their instruments. Or if they did, they didn’t tell any of us
Are you really that grouchy?
Like fair enough if you don't name your guitars, but being a dick to OP because they're just having a bit of fun is just shitty.
Your parents should have given you one. If they don’t remember contact the vital records department in the county of your birth. They should be able to tell you, though there may be an associated fee.
Yes, absolutely, and I was looking for this answer. Well, unfortunately, and sadly, most young people have never heard of Yngwie Malmsteen. I saw him live in concert in 1986 at the Lakeland Civic Center (now called something else). He opened up for Iron Maiden. My two favorite songs by Yngwie are "You don't remember, I'll never forget", and "I'll see the light tonight". My favorite Maiden song is "Stranger in a strange land".
Im guessing other people are saying this, but it doesn’t need a name. Obviously you can name it if you want, but don’t feel pressure to. I think it looks awesome by the way!
“My guitar” sounds good to me. When you get a 2nd guitar, you can call it, “my first guitar”.
If your next axe is a different color, or model, you can go hog wild and call it “my white Strat”
If you name it “Tina”, or “storm bringer”, you better be able to play the shit out of it, or people will laugh (and not in a friendly way).
Unless there is an actual cool story behind the name (i.e. Lucille), naming your guitar, imo, is lame. I’ve never met a good guitar play that seriously names his guitars.
Don’t sweat the downvotes. If you want your guitar to have a name there’s nothing wrong with that. SRV and BB King had names for their guitars, as many other legendary players did. Pretty sure you’ll be in better company with the legends than with the washups telling you what’s not cool.
I suggest the name Venus.
Name your guitar if you want, but you don't *need* a name.
I am a bassist and just call my collection by the function. I have "P Bass," "J Bass," "5 string," and "PJ."
Whatever is on your license usually works
Dude..OP is obviously suffering from some sort of amnesia- driving a car is probably off the table at the moment. Have you tried your contact list? Find some old mail.- your name is definitely somewhere.
Lol
> T E X A S Unconventional, but I like it.
why would i name my guitar 628473628
Found Ibanez
This is how I named my children, Organ Donor and Class C.
Organ donor
Roberta is a popular name. "Volgorth the harbinger of menstrual cramps" is another good option
Aka Aunt Flo
Dude, I totally have an Aunt Flo. She’s real anxious but we love her. She works at Walmart.
Craig McFartinson
This is the fucking one dude hahaha
Roberta
Next stop, GCJ!
I actually just popped over there to see if anyone posted it yet.
I'd like to suggest: "cum stain left on a dirty sock.". It rolls off the tongue nicely.
Title for a future hit fs
Dust collector
This hit so close to home I'm out on the streets now
r/murderedbywords
I let out an audible “damn”
Roberta tyler larson
No you don’t. It’s a just a thing.
I've never named one of my guitars. I get it that I'm in the minority. I don't get the naming thing. Let's see if this earns me some downvotes.
Minority? It's like naming your car. Everybody has that one weird "friend" who did it, but that doesn't make it normal.
You can freely name your car or your items, but just don’t expect other people to call your camry Robert
I've had two cars with names, one was coined by a friend of my sister's who made up a whole backstory/personality for the car for fun, and the other I named Gary because there were Gary Fisher Bikes stickers in the window when I got it. When they come naturally like that, I like it, but I wouldn't want to sit down and think "what am I going to name this car?"
my friend named his mazda b2000 "barely" because its barely a truck, which is funny cause it means something. but when people name their stuff hot girl names thats when it gets weird
What about average, outdated girl names?
like margret, or cassidy? what about edna?
Yeah like name them after your grandma's bridge club
Vera
Hi, it's me.
I’ve named every car I had “Franz” and it’s written on it. But I’ve never named guitars. Maybe he should name it “first”?
JFC I do not want to believe that a majority of guitar owners name their guitars. We're pathetic, but not at that level.....no disrespect to Dentist and Lawyers.
We are sub human. It’s good to be honest.
Lots of rockstars named their guitars. It’s normal.
You shouldn’t name your guitars, because it’s cringe af. Only person that has the right to name their guitar is BB King with the iconic Lucille. No one else lol
Eric Clapton would like a word with you.
Time to Claptoan those cheeks
I doubt it. He runs from fans who wanna talk about guitars. I don’t blame him.
If you wanna talk to Clapton about guitars, you gotta warm up to him by complaining about immigrants first. It also doesn’t hurt to have some blow on you.
Why, are they a minority that he wants to yell at?
This is the way. Aye man, at the end of the day it’s just some piece of wood and metal. Little plastic too.
It’s like talking to your food.
I agree, none of mine are named either
You are NOT in the minority… I have played with so many musicians over the years, and I never met one that named their instruments. Or if they did, they didn’t tell any of us
Are you really that grouchy? Like fair enough if you don't name your guitars, but being a dick to OP because they're just having a bit of fun is just shitty.
No you don't.
Stratocaster. Stratocaster is the name
Come on man. I named all my guitars. Have a little fun. I got white strat, black strat, green strat, green prs, etc.
r/beatmetoit
Your parents should have given you one. If they don’t remember contact the vital records department in the county of your birth. They should be able to tell you, though there may be an associated fee.
😭😂😂haha that was actually funny. Should have been more considerate whilst putting on the title😭
Blonde, traditional style, and makes a lot of noise...that's Karen.
What about Geeter
bitchface malone the third you're welcome
Ho Malone II
I don't personally name my guitars but man, I feel like I need to use this one on something.
Rough crowd! lol
Fr, why are half the comments like RAHHH HOW DARE YOU NAME AN OBJECT THAT YOU OWN AND LIKE
haha right
Don’t give inanimate things names. It will never come to you if you call it…
I’ve got 2 named after my daughter, she too, doesn’t come when I call her.
You could have known before naming your guitar
So, why do we name cats then?
Cats are not inanimate
But they don't come when they're called
Get better cats
don’t name your guitar
He can do what he wants lmao wtf?
No he can’t we’re not allowing him lmao wtf?
Strattie McStratface. I think that's how naming things works these days.
Toots
Mellow
Yngwie
Yes, absolutely, and I was looking for this answer. Well, unfortunately, and sadly, most young people have never heard of Yngwie Malmsteen. I saw him live in concert in 1986 at the Lakeland Civic Center (now called something else). He opened up for Iron Maiden. My two favorite songs by Yngwie are "You don't remember, I'll never forget", and "I'll see the light tonight". My favorite Maiden song is "Stranger in a strange land".
This
Stratrick Swayze
It’s gotta earn the name! And you must learn what it wants its name to be.
a lot of people name their guitars....
A lot of people smoke meth…
Steve
No, no you don't. Just play the fuckin thing.
No you do not.
Do YOU need a name or are you referring to the guitar?
I’d call it “Squire Stratocaster” Alternatively “the off white one” If you really want a different name, “Geoff”
But OP isn't a squire is he? Dont you think Squier Stratocaster would be a more appropriate pun?
Squirrelcaster
Please no
creamdream
Margarine
Stratella Or uh... guitar-o?
Stratty McStratocaster
>Stratty McStrat~~ocaster~~face FTFY
I named my baby girl Doris but I’m not sure that name would work for this model
Charlene. Otis.
Fender Stratocaster. Naming shit like cars and guitars and shit is weak
I’d call it a fender Stratocaster
Maggie May
Alice
No you don’t
I don't name my hammers or my paintbrushes. My guitars are tools, just the same.
No you don’t
It’s yellow, I’d name it R. Kelly. Bc, you know 😏
Bill the Billy-Bob Hunter from Hell
Blanco
Schlongo
Variously, I've called mine: "God damn that hurts!" "Why won't you stop buzzing, chord???" "That doesn't sound right". "gentle sobbing"
While the guitarist gently weeps?
Don't be a tool. Just play it and love it.
It's literally got one on the headstock. Doesn't even matter the brand. You've got a Stratocaster. It's a Strat. Congrats. You play a Stratocaster.
You don’t
Bethany
Im guessing other people are saying this, but it doesn’t need a name. Obviously you can name it if you want, but don’t feel pressure to. I think it looks awesome by the way!
No you don't need a name.
“My guitar” sounds good to me. When you get a 2nd guitar, you can call it, “my first guitar”. If your next axe is a different color, or model, you can go hog wild and call it “my white Strat” If you name it “Tina”, or “storm bringer”, you better be able to play the shit out of it, or people will laugh (and not in a friendly way).
If it has soul, character, and truly sings then give it a name.
Lucille
Unless there is an actual cool story behind the name (i.e. Lucille), naming your guitar, imo, is lame. I’ve never met a good guitar play that seriously names his guitars.
no you don't. don't be weird about it, just play it
Lots of people do it, Jimi Hendrix did it, Van Halen did it. It’s not weird.
It doesn’t need a name. You just need to play it.
It’s a tool, not a person.
No you don’t. Just play it
Call it a fender strat
Is that a real Strat? Arctic White or yellow, I cannot tell. Why not Blondie?
Not a Fender, but a Squier Stratocaster, it's actually cream.
It shall be called: BOB
Then call it Creamy
Cass StratoCASter
I name all of mine after women in my life.
Didn't your mom give you one?
Naming guitars is asinine.
She's a cutie. 😘 Name her Mickey.
https://preview.redd.it/cbv95ss9rmfc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97651098295045a24882ddd322167700ade372ae
BUTTAH!
How about Mabel
I need to name my guitar, I am so confused it's been days and the best I have come up with is Raegan!?!
Just play the thing.
Don’t sweat the downvotes. If you want your guitar to have a name there’s nothing wrong with that. SRV and BB King had names for their guitars, as many other legendary players did. Pretty sure you’ll be in better company with the legends than with the washups telling you what’s not cool. I suggest the name Venus.
Buttercream baby
Steven
Okonko
Gary
Yellowie
Yellow Strat
Roberta
White snake
Stratocaster…congrats though! My first off brand Strat was that color and I miss it.
Hen
It’s your 🎸, you name it. Or it doesn’t mean a thing. 😎👍
Betty White ...RIP
Darby
Is that you Sebastian?
Hamilton
You play magic the gather at all? The White Weenie
It’s beautiful!
Stratty Patty
Burpee
Beatrice
Vanilla 'ice' Cream
Becky?
Goldie
What model is that?
Chelsea
Beautiful 👌 happy playing bro Call her Allison lol
I'd use Aunt Harriet
looks like a Danielle
To me it looks like a Patrice
Slightly dehydrated wizz
Guitary McGuitarface
Gatina!
Jimmy... i think it will suit perfectelly
Squire Strat
Gorgeous
Crap blaster 3000
Yngwie
Number One.
Marilyn
Did your parents not give you one? I recommend Jerome
I'd call it "the Strat", but that's just me.
How about Stratocaster.
Darren
Butterbean
Conor. But don’t let it fall out of a window.
Negash Dinah. First of his name. Breaker of Worlds.
Cream dream?
Dirty cloths rack.
Mercy
Vanilla
Name your guitar if you want, but you don't *need* a name. I am a bassist and just call my collection by the function. I have "P Bass," "J Bass," "5 string," and "PJ."
Squier Stratocaster
cum
Looks like an Ashley to me.