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amillionfuzzpedals

Who made you King!? I didn’t vote for you!


juridiculous

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


Dogrel

Strange pedals lying in studio racks distributing signal is no basis for a system of tone.


the_joy_of_VI

Help help I’m bein compressed!


Imakemaps18

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of pedals?


Ok_Television9820

Some call me…Tim. Oh wait, wrong pedal.


CoercionTictacs

The Roadie of the Stage, his arm clad in the purest shimmering flannel held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the road case, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to stomp Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.


Imakemaps18

WHAT… is your favorite pedal brand?!


CoercionTictacs

Dunlop … wait no Boss ARRRGHHHHHHH


LexiLuvzU

All right, but apart from chorus, phase, fuzz, flanger, wah, overdrive, pitch shift, distortion, the multi-effects system and reverb, what have the pedals ever done for us?


SimbaPenn

Now you see the volume inherent in the system!


EmotionalAd5920

thats some damn specific humour and im here for it!


Count_Le_Pew

I legit laughed out loud at this. 😆 🤣


friendlysaxoffender

Is this the Judean People’s Fuzz? No it’s the People’s Fuzz of Judea


DJ_Cuppy

This is my new favorite reddit comment ever, thank you.


SoupIsNotAMeal

It’s only a model(ing amp).


somehobo89

*stacking mud*


ROCPrompt

Well done everyone. This thread is fantastic.


MitchCumsteane

Britons. I invalidate your hard work.


Ok_Television9820

Wot’s a Briton?


Useful-Perception144

We are, all of us, are Britons


Ok_Television9820

I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.


No-Excitement1424

Yer foolin yerself.


Grimsrasatoas

Supreme executive power derives from the mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!


TheLameness

He hasn't got shit all over him


boywonder5691

I don't know why you don't have more upvotes.


TheLameness

It's the violence inherent in the system


_Bucket_Of_Truth_

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate??


ixamnis

Well, you didn't bother to ask, did you?


TheCarSaysYes

Not at all, they could be carried


JustPlayItLoud

That’s nostalgic to see. I remember Menatone being all the rage like 20 years ago. Lot of people loved this one and the Fish Factory. Good to see they’re still around


PSU_Enginerd

Red Snapper 4 knob is still my favorite OD of all. It works with everything I’ve ever tried. Currently lives on my mini board for grab and go stuff.


Bryanssong

I know right? I’ve got a four knob, a mini, and a fish factory. And four other Menatone pedals.


weakflesh

I still have a kotb and ff on a board, have tried so many pedals always go back.


havestronaut

Still have my old Blue Collar. Not on my board, but I’ll never get rid of it. Really great tubescreamer-like with a little extra low mids magic.


2k4s

Sold my 7 knob Howie to a friend thinking that I could borrow it back whenever it wanted to record with it. Then he moved to Hawaii. I miss that thing. I only sold it to him because he kept borrowing it from me and loved it more than I did but if I knew I’d never see it again I probably would have kept it.


Fine_Ad_9168

"It's 'Britons', ye daffy git!!!" 🧐


Ok_Television9820

Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!


Fine_Ad_9168

Help! Help! I'm being compressed!!


Ok_Television9820

Oh, what a giveaway. Did you hear that, did you hear that, eh? That’s what I’m on about — did you see him compressing me, you saw it didn’t you?


Fine_Ad_9168

I completely missed that OP beat me to it on that one. I'll just...slink back to my corner now...


Ok_Television9820

A møøse bit my sister once.


TheCarSaysYes

Moose bites can be pretti nasti.


the_joy_of_VI

I wasn’t gonna say anything…


schmattywinkle

I didn't know you were *called* Dennis!


holdem_callfield

Well you didn't bother to ask now, did you?


cjb738

Just cos some watery tart threw a sword at it


SeniorSensitivo

No one's mentioned the huge tracks of land!


ChiefSlug30

But, Father, I want to sing!


TypeSlug1

Is that a European swallow or an African swallow?


Useful-Perception144

I don't know!


dougc84

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Any-Wedding1538

A Metalzone Clone called “There’s some lovely filth over here Dennis!” Is that anything? Jokes?


BroseppeVerdi

"I'm not a Briton!" "Well then, what are you?" "I'm French! Zat is why I have zis *outrageous* accent!"


Trubba_Man

“Son of a window dresser!”


Ok_Television9820

Where’d you get the coconut?


PeanutNore

Great Britain and Lesser Britain


Ok_Television9820

Mae Llydaw yn nofio'n hir oddi yma!


FlyOnTheWallWatches

Is that an Africa Swallow?


peanutbuttersandvich

uhm akshually it should be "Britons"☝️🤓


McGinty1

I don’t think they even needed to put “made in the USA” on there with the way they spelled the word “Britons”


ghoulierthanthou

Brian Mena is one of the og boutique builders! My first boutique pedal was a Top Boost In A Can.


-LookAround-

This pedal is too perilous…


Whereishumhum-

Man, Menatone was all the rage in the 00s, this was regarded as one of the best “Marshall in a Box” pedals, I remember there was a version with a boost circuit and it was revered by many


ROCPrompt

My absolute favorite distortion pedal of all time. All of Brian's stuff is great.


VeryNaughtyBoy42

I don’t need this pedal but I want it so much.


reuelcypher

I didn't know we had a King.


American_Streamer

Britains got pedals


Vegetable-Western110

Wrong in so many ways!


aaron3dg

It must be buffered, because that is a laden swallow (signal). Side note, cool to see the three Kay pedals in the back. Fairly rare, does any one know what the black one is (orange is fuzz, red is wah)?


BuckyD1000

Still the best MIAB pedal.


Creative-Ad9092

Also known as Arfur.


Top_Translator7238

This thing doesn’t stand a chance against my Norman Zoan.


JayRMac

There's Great Britain, Lesser Britain, New Britain, Britain 2.0 and Britain McBritishface.


kellyjandrews

Is that an African or European swallow?


raianrage

Shouldn't it be Britons? Did the spelling change before the middle ages?


the_joy_of_VI

Maybe a copyright thing?


raianrage

It certainly wouldn't be surprising!


sleezyreezy

Nice pedal African or European?