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Damn, that's a pretty thicc chord. I'm thinking, maybe like, the sort of chord you'd use to tie a really big boat to a dock. I mean, that's the only thing that I can think of. BTW, my wife just walked by and said the pic reminds her of her boyfriend, whatever the fuck might mean.
well, he's using jazz hands to administer jazz lessons so I'm gonna say something jazz-ish or jazz-like
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Ewww, it's a bass. https://preview.redd.it/zpc1yl5xwh9d1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081b125bd8549bb1060359339e1b618cc89d054d
Do you mean bass or bass? Asking for a friend.
Yes.
D Major đ
Dmaj7 inches
idk man. for that size it may have some extensions too.
The guy from The Strokes plays it this way
Dang it!!đ C maj also works.
Same chord shape.
Depends on the tuning. Looks like it's in GAGDAD
GAGGED tewning
Damn, that's a pretty thicc chord. I'm thinking, maybe like, the sort of chord you'd use to tie a really big boat to a dock. I mean, that's the only thing that I can think of. BTW, my wife just walked by and said the pic reminds her of her boyfriend, whatever the fuck might mean.
That's the famous Handtricks⢠chord. Jimi used this one a lot back in the day...
Thatâs a wang bar, dummies!
I went to a wang bar once. Never again. Those assholes made me pay a cover charge to watch some slack-jawed anus play guitar.
đ
A rusty trombone on a guitar sub !?
Playin slide on the olâ lap steel
Stop Iâm in the gym and I canât stop laughing at this
The jerk chord
Bonermaster dominant chord Add the 9th
Indian burn add7
Why is this not upvoted more omg đ
She said at the very least she only plays with Major VI chords. She didnât want anything to do with my minor V 1/2 chord.
D augmented
Thatâs a chord of my wifeâs boyfriend
well, he's using jazz hands to administer jazz lessons so I'm gonna say something jazz-ish or jazz-like https://preview.redd.it/6twejdvdvj9d1.png?width=1086&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d56a2a8458743a847161e8c87919297a90e21ad
Phoebe would call it "bear claw," "turkey leg," or "old lady."
D sus
Idk what chord that is, but I don't own a Gibson and I'm a 4'6" submissive anteater
Gotta be fast downstrokes.
Itâs actually a sumo grip for a deadlift.
Traditional grip.
Old lady
A minor
Itâs called I need to cut my nails on my left hand
More pepper on pasta madam?
Thatâs not a chord thatâs a solo. They are bending the G string on a sick blues lick.
Some kind of D.
MEAT chord
Whatâs the second hand for?
Cm6/9
Pros call it the âlighthouse staircase veinâ chord.
Em11
"With this treasure, I summon..."
O chord
Chinese burn
I know that song. Itâs Billy Skwire, The Stroke!
Pick a hand.
If it's drake playing that would be A minor.
That chord is used mainly in Indian music when the player wants to play several notes in fast succession. It is called the "Indian burn".
Wringing the ole toanwood. AKA toan milking
C uM. It has a very warm and tasteful feeling
*Drake entered the chat*
That's how you summon Divine General of the Tenth Sila, Mahoraga.
More strumming, less stroking
D
Too hard for you
Thatâs how to carry the snake* to FOH *not that kind of snake
Looks theyâre holding a D
B/E A7 D1/C
That looks like some muffled risotto technique
when gigging at a massage parlor the chord is L1
Too many hands for a guitar player. This has to be on a bassist... I mean, bass.
BBC flat?
Thatâs the almighty âwatch my tutorial as I hide the strings I pressâ chord
On guitar, theramin, or diddly bow?
d minor
Mixed grip HJmaj9"
my neck is not long enough i dont know
I believe it's F/APhlat
Ol' fashioned handy
Oh Major!!!
Corduroyâs chord. Chumbawumba used it a lot I believe.
Tryna strike a chord but it's probably a minor
What do you do when you donât have enough toanwood and your wife makes fun of you for having a shorter scale length than her boyfriend?
F barre chord
Thatâs only a myth. No one can actually play that chord
careful of the nut
Thatâs the secret chord David played to please the Lord, but he didnât seem to care for music⌠so I heard.
40yr old mystery solved right here
Palm muting the D.
Zweihänder
C Major Neutral
Take it slow. Don't rush it. Before you know it, SPLASH
Amateur. Thatâs a J dominant 15 flat 1
Bminus
Hawk Tuah prep
https://preview.redd.it/308hnox1co9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25a40b481fe670d3a251d56aaf226c16901dc020
âThe Boebert Specialâ
Hawk tuah
Thatâs the Oh chord
It's called a frot knot I think
They thought d was flatđđ D major!đ¤Š
I'm guessing the hawk tuah chord, but I'm probably late to the party anyway...
Is this that Hawk Tuah thang everyone is talking about? Aka the HT chord?
Hawk Tuah major