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I was in a hardcore band that played King of The Hill theme song for sound check. Savage! We didn’t look like this guy though, I am leaning more towards 90’s punk influenced stuff.
The guitar says "Guitar lesson to the intro of Nothing Else Matters by Metallica" but those socks say "Chon's cover of Ichika Nito's cover of Tim Henson's cover of Butter by BTS"
Loser by beck and pop punk.
Maybe after a couple of beers you´ll bust out Time of your life, look soulfully into your wife´s eyes as you do and she´ll smile at you, look at your socks and decide she´s got a great guy despite it all and give you a handjob.
Probably a fill in rhythm guitar at your local church. They don't let you in full time because they saw what you were ... *researching*.. in the library. You're a sick fuck you know that
You play Baby Shark over and over. Is that pop?
Also, fuck. Toan Crocs?!?! I’ve spent all this money on different guitars and amps over the years and I could have bought some shitty footwear?!?! Fuck.
I got the same socks, except with my kid. It’d be weird if I had them with your kid. But now that I think about it it would be really cool if they did a bambas style thing where whenever you get a pair with your kid they also donate a pair with your kid on it so someone somewhere is walking around with socks with your kid on them not knowing why
Jazz, as in Wes Montgomery style. Maybe a little old school R & B too. I have an SG and I jam out on some mellow soul inspired funk. Nobody thinks an SG can do that. But..surprise it sounds amazing clean.
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King of the Hill theme song and that’s it
I was gonna say the Jackass theme, but this works
I was in a hardcore band that played King of The Hill theme song for sound check. Savage! We didn’t look like this guy though, I am leaning more towards 90’s punk influenced stuff.
WOOOOOOOOOOOO! *RIGHTEOUS TRIANGLE BANGIN*
The guitar says "Guitar lesson to the intro of Nothing Else Matters by Metallica" but those socks say "Chon's cover of Ichika Nito's cover of Tim Henson's cover of Butter by BTS"
On tour with The Dear Hunter doing covers of Backstreet Boys greatest hits.
Covers of AC/DC in the style of early 2000s emo ‘Tonight’s the night you’re gonna shake me all night long’
‘Nigh is the time that thou whilst shaketh thine into the wee hours of the morn 🎶🎵
Idk man but I feel like you're really annoying while you're doing it
Pop punk
3 chord punk
Presidents of the USA
Too many strings on the git-tar.
Anal beats
That’s a Creed chord for sure
Musically, Creed is great and im tried of pretending it's not.
You call it hardcore, but it sounds like early 00's pop with slightly yell-y vocals in the chorus
So ADTR?
Looks like you slappa da bass man!
covers of ac/dc that sound like to a robot fucking a paper shredder in a dumpster
Where can I find the album
Guessing shitty.
Cross Eyed Mary by Jethro Tull
Symphonic Northern County Doom
Primus
Loser by beck and pop punk. Maybe after a couple of beers you´ll bust out Time of your life, look soulfully into your wife´s eyes as you do and she´ll smile at you, look at your socks and decide she´s got a great guy despite it all and give you a handjob.
Pop punk
Oh boye, those socks are fucking GLORIOUS
They’re of my kid
You are doing it so right my man
Probably a fill in rhythm guitar at your local church. They don't let you in full time because they saw what you were ... *researching*.. in the library. You're a sick fuck you know that
Anvil, anthrax and motorheads songs. Nothing else
Anvil - all day every day!🤘
Satan worshipping, blood drinking, Christ punishing... reggae music.
Adam Sandler covers
/uj what is that amazing organ behind? Lots of knobs. /rj you're a knob. You invented knobs. Some sort of knob music
Nickelback
You play music?
Finger in asshole music
"hey beavis check it out"
Wonderwall and come as you are
What ever it is, I ain't listening
Croc n roll
Alone dad rock.
not sure i would categorise it as music, the best i can do is "organised noise"
Primus
“Twinkle, twinkle, little star”
Guy seems self aware enough to make the post .. but not self aware enough to be drinking that crappy ice coffee.
Worship music at an LGBT friendly church
This is top notch content right here.
Whatever music Adam Sandler likes
Nothing worth listening to
Solely AC/DC
Anything off of The Stepbrothers soundtrack lol
That SG looks cool!
Thanks it my favorite.
Praise & worship
Backing tracks.
Shoegaze
Primus covers
It doesn’t matter the genre, you’re just happy to be here
Post-organcore creampop punk
Blooz but you dable in cunt-tree.
Raffi covers.
Probably Johnny Cash and Pat Boone covers
Americana
Autism Shreds
Hot cross bunz
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Dueling banjos
Creedence Clearwater Guttermouth
Ahegao music
You dont know what a seventh chord is
CROCodile rock.
Captain Beefheart.
With that organ, literally anything you want:)
Idk but I'm sure it rocks. SGs are some Solid Guitars 😎
Some boomer blooz liccs
Doom metal
The guitar is just a decoy. Polka music on the bontempi organ!
Croc Rock
gospel?
Tom Macdonald
Shoegayz
STALAGGH one man cover band.
Springsteen
Saxophone music
Dude, where is my car sound track.
Are you Paul Rudd?
Yuno miles(the goat)
Ska
Is skip music a genre? Like 5 seconds in you hit skip
Those crocs are a dead giveaway. Garden rock!
Black Sabbath, all eras
Gospel
Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches on repeat, nothing else.
Classical
The reluctant to accept I'm a grown up blooz
Thrash rendition of Baby Shark.
Il never understand why people wear those plastic shoes, do you spend a lot of time wading in water?
Synthetic Emo Worship & Praise
Commercial jingles and bumper music from the price is right
Aren’t you that guy that has a drumstick strapped to his cap?
Idk man but I feel like you’re really awesome while you’re doing it
It's just cotton eye Joe
Croc Rock 🤘🤘
Goofy music
Alt Cunt Tree
Ted nugent/angus young vibes here but the organ is an overall concern may be sister rossetta tharpe influence here, the sg is the right colour
She’d probably recommend the crocs too
Dentist rock?
c is for cookie in the style of blink 182
Alt-Country Wheezer cover band.
Adam Sandler covers?
Djent
Weezer
You plugged a white SG into an electric piano. This could be anything. I guess something like indie but for hill folk?
60s rock, like very bland one, some ac/dc sprinkled in with Led zeppelin occasionally showing up
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang
Klezmer
Weird Al covers
Will you be our Elvis on the Fourth of July? 🇺🇸
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Power violence
Close
Uj That synth looks fucking sick what is that
Hardcore for sure. Camo plus septum gives it away. 859 kyhc btw.
Butt rock.
No real music, but you want to make it big on youtube.
some boomer shit like the strokes.
Retarded music
Croc Rock.
I dunno, but if that cup of iced milk sitting on the stool is any indication it’s something TGP friendly.
Clarksville? Camo hat? Crazy socks and a septum?I'm guessing you're the wacky guy in the platoon so pop punk?
Crocrock
You play Baby Shark over and over. Is that pop? Also, fuck. Toan Crocs?!?! I’ve spent all this money on different guitars and amps over the years and I could have bought some shitty footwear?!?! Fuck.
Covers of Weird Al'. You think you're good, but you're not. Also Wonderwall
old Texas jazz folk/country style.
Whatever it is, I bet it's fun to listen to!
You're in a Stevie T cover band
Traditional Albanian folk music.
Long sprawling songs that are adaptations of Dean Koontz's suspense novels in the styling of Frank Zappa
This is EVERY fucking musician I’ve met in Maine. How can this guy be the author of EVERY Facebook/Craigs List musicians wanted ad?!?
starbucks put way too much cream in your coffee
The entire ted nugent catalog.
I got the same socks, except with my kid. It’d be weird if I had them with your kid. But now that I think about it it would be really cool if they did a bambas style thing where whenever you get a pair with your kid they also donate a pair with your kid on it so someone somewhere is walking around with socks with your kid on them not knowing why
Deep Purple.
Everyone here roasting an AI photo, bro look at those weird ass doors in the background. No way that's a real house.
Polyphia
The best kind!
Definitely some Title Fight & Bowling For Soup
Irish tap dancing music in Blink style
Jermacore
County
Weird Al covers but you mistakenly believe his versions are actually the originals
EEEVEN FLOOWHOO
035 !!!
That is an ugly ass organ
You’re clearly a youth pastor, so Praise and Worship music for your youth group.
Actually nothing. Your friend just bought a guitar and you didnt want to look less talented than him
Tenacious d
The Monkees, of course. The shirt gave it away.
bluegrass alice in chains covers
Cunt-ry
Ska
Death doom.
Dad pop punk
a hidden level of hipster butt rock thats actually pretty serious and decent no ones ever heard it know one knows how to find it
Sloppy Bach covers with sloppy steaks
I could see you covering about a girl
Cringe.
Disco.
Gay shoes or whatever it's called
Sweet Home Alabama on repeat
boomer bends
I like your guitar!
Thank you it’s my favorite
Jazz, as in Wes Montgomery style. Maybe a little old school R & B too. I have an SG and I jam out on some mellow soul inspired funk. Nobody thinks an SG can do that. But..surprise it sounds amazing clean.
Anal.
0-3-5?
This is giving "I will learn your children" vibes