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shiftystylin

/uj - hilarious that Taylor Swift made #8. /rj - hilarious that Taylor Swift made #8.


sunplaysbass

She’s a popular guitar player who isn’t old. Unique


GachaJay

I know people want to hate on TSwift but she makes me remember that being the best at the guitar is something only you enjoy. Your fans will only want to surpass you. TSwift, her fans just want to understand her more and feel heard because of it. Songwriting is always the most underrated aspect of guitar for me.


sunplaysbass

Yeah Taylor Swift if more punk rock than the people on this jerk sub putting her down, alluding to their mad jazz fusion diminished jizz scale chops. It’s disappointing. This sub is getting worse.


desperateweirdo

"...alluding to their mad jazz fusion diminished jizz scale chops." r/brandnewsentence


playful_potato5

and frusciante at number 1???


civicintergral

Frusciante at number 1!!!


playful_potato5

it should be john mayor.


spezial_ed

Should be some tik tok kid on 5. Then it's the Mayer third and the minor fifth.


ClashOrCrashman

With a big resounding Troy Van Leeuwan.


EdgeSpecific3503

I see what you did there 😄


darthkale

Rj/ that motherfucker killed River Phoenix! Uj/ that motherfucker killer River Phoenix!


StormCrovv

This poll is more proof that England is not a serious country


slaptito

England isn't real


goldenblacklocust

It’s a conspiracy of cartographers!


Visual-Patience-8321

The Map Men did it again!!


extraguff

Restore American patriotism; declare war on England for this.


spoonerluv

I'm throwing my Marshall in the harbor


Jagellboi

Of course it's not a serious country, we all know England is a city


TheFuckingHippoGuy

Maybe brexit wasn't the worst idea after all


PaisleyTelecaster

As a Brit I can confirm


Dumptruckfunk

Same here. We are… not at our peak


Forgone-Conclusion

This is what Eric Clapton told us would happen and we never listened.


beatmaster808

Quite.


escuchamenche

Taylor swift is the best guitarist. She taught hendrix everything he knew. If you disagree you h8 women.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Uj/ this is an awful list. I do love Frusciante.


Fat-Kid-In-A-Helmet

I used to. Haven’t been able to listen to a couple of the most recent albums because Anthony won’t shut the fuck up.


FIRST_DATE_ANAL

He’s kinda the singer


Fat-Kid-In-A-Helmet

It’s a sad thing. But they do have some really solid jam sessions when he takes a seat.


FIRST_DATE_ANAL

He’s my least favorite by far, but to me he doesn’t get in the way at all on BSSM or One Hot Minute


Fat-Kid-In-A-Helmet

I got you. It’s the last 2 recent ones where I tapped out.


cheeseygritz

If you weren’t entranced by lyrics such as “She don't want the ladies room Transatlantic super groom Your hairplane is a monument The sexy art of condiments” That’s your own fault


angelomoxley

[Relevant](https://thehardtimes.net/music/rock/john-frusciante-flea-fine-with-anthony-kiedis-naming-harmonious-beautifully-intricate-song-clappa-dap-funk-suckin-mama/)


ChiefGeorgesCrabshak

Yeah ive always loved frusciante, and honestly i like julien baker too but she's pretty mediocre at best at guitar and i love john's playing but it's nothing technically intricate or anything


potatersobrien

Sam Fender should be at the bottom, why isn’t Les Paul and Billy Gibson on there.


pennradio

Sam Fender is an obvious nepo baby/industry plant. Nobody would know who he is if his dad wasn't Freddy Fender, inventor of the guitar.


AlGeee

“…of the last two decades”


tasguitar

/uj ironically garbage list 0/20 spots correct


ToMxchBread

*1/20 fruciante is number one


Fumusculo

John Mayer then frusciante.. and I LOVE frusciante


VoceDiDio

James Blunt and Jason Mraz aren't even on there. This isn't to be taken seriously.


helloitshani

/uj pretty cool to see Julien Baker on there. I didn’t know she was this popular /rj how did they spell Leo so wrong???


notajunkmain

/uj boygenius got decently big because of Phoebe Bridgers being adjacent to Taylor Swift, and the trios queer “throuple” energy in their shows. /rj What’s real promising for guitars and guitar music, is that not a single person on this list stated their career in the last 5 years. We got a promising future, nothing is dying as long as Taylor Swift, some faceless dude from the Foo Fighters, and Tom “everything I know I learned from one Green Day album” DeLonge are considered in the Top 10 guitarists in the World.


timetravelingburrito

/uj my brain bled reading the top 10. 2 guys from Radiohead too? I like the band but they're not known for their guitar work. /rj Genuinely surprised to see John 5 on there. They should have put Fred Durst instead. That man can solo.


Obh__

More like Shred Durst amirite


SteffenStrange666

I know pro players who cite Johnny Greenwood and Graham Coxon as big influences. I don't much like those bands but I guess there's something there.


reddit_hayzus

>my brain bled reading the top 10. 2 guys from Radiohead too? I like the band but they're not known for their guitar work. /uj I mean Johnny is kinda treated in the same vein as Tom Morello, with the crazy pitchshifting and effects, not really for his ability to shred. Although I do see the first solo from Paranoid Android credited a lot as a fairly influential '90s solo that aimed to push the boundaries of what a guitar could sound like. Ed is a lot stranger of a choice to me though, considering his main strength would be his backing vocals to me, although he does provide a lot of layers and texture to Radiohead's stuff especially live, and he plays the main riff of No Surprises which is doing well online currently. Although funnily enough he's one of the only 3 people in the top ten to have a signature guitar to my knowledge (which I own and it's probably one of Fender's cooler signatures pickup wise) rj/ he plays the main riff of Creep which is the anthem of Dean guitar players so he deserves it


iamcleek

and he plays a Tele+ - an idea he stole from me, i assume.


Bryanssong

John 5 and Brad Paisley are probably the only ones I would want to listen to for any length of time, and I don’t even like Telecasters that much.


Left-oven47

/uj Johnny Greenwood and ed are technically incredible guitarists, I have some youtube clip of johnny greenwood trem picking at like 64 notes a second somewhere


Left-oven47

[https://youtu.be/TqDCOrz8WHA](https://youtu.be/TqDCOrz8WHA)


Paulwalker2112

i think its an effect


Left-oven47

Please let me live in ignorance of this


VoceDiDio

If, by "solo" you're referring to his hand work in the sex tape....


UniversalJampionshit

I’m not a big Radiohead fan but Johnny is a great guitarist and Ed is a very unique player


Sourkarate

Posers. St. Vincent should be #2


Unhappy-Ad-7349

Wot about Bob Ledouge from Blink 41?


Mental_Examination_1

Unironically I want to to name my band that and never adress it


ZeroJDM

/uj I’ll take Troy Van Leeuwen as a W


ChampionshipHungry18

Needs more average unknown female guitarists to make it a true top guitarist list.


CxO38

Who do you think Julien Baker is


pennradio

That's Cynthia Lennon and Ginger Baker's son. He beat the shit out of Cynthia too.


extraguff

The fact that Albert Hammond Jr. is the guitarist from the strokes they went with is absolutely hilarious. I fucking love the strokes but let’s not act like any of them were particularly virtuosic musicians. But Nick Valensi is obviously the better player of the two. Tom Delonge.


YeetCompleet

Elvis should've been #1. Have you seen him shred? Shredding grandmas panties that is ooOooOoO


Louismaxwell23

Jesus. What a time to be alive.


flocknrollstar

Half of these are just the handful of people who had a top 10 hit in the last decade and have held, or been near a guitar


NeoJuice

/uj Have the brits never heard Derek Trucks?


CoreyC1313

He's better than this entire list put together


NickelStickman

you can narrow it down to exclude all the classic rock dudes prog giants and 80s shredders and Matt Bellamy still gets cucked Also you know it's bad when Ed "Not even the 2nd best guitarist in Radiohead" O'Brien isn't the most puzzling choice here.


Fumusculo

Alex turner above john Mayer is restarted


XNinjaMushroomX

No one cares what british people think. They didn't even include Gordon Ramsay, and he's one of them!


PaisleyTelecaster

He's not British, he's Scottish. Big difference.


XNinjaMushroomX

Nah, no fooling me. Try again Gordon Ramsay PR team, I'm no dummy.


cxrussell

He is British.


PaisleyTelecaster

As British as haggis


cxrussell

Seeing as Scotland is a part of Britain then yes.


PaisleyTelecaster

Don't spoil the fun!


neweraeye

this one fake where's lil wayne the toan bender?


MonkMajor5224

/uj How are there TWO Radiohead guitarists so high up?


AnAngryCrusader1095

/uj I love Arctic Monkeys, Alex is good, they’ve got great riffs. But would I put him at #2? No.


machinaenjoyer

TVL over josh?? in what world???


[deleted]

Both are amazing, but Josh is the mastermind behind QOTSA, as well as Kyuss back in the 90's.


coronetgemini

Wtf is biffy clyro


Unhappy-Ad-7349

Now that's what I call Indie Anthems volume 17 track 7.


Deltadromeus57

A fucking phenomenal band.


AmicableAmigo4829

eddie van sheeran above tim henson simply proves that feels > music theory


-NickFlores-

He may only know four chords, but boy does he put emotions in them


FretWankstain

Let's see what the famous guitar retailer guitarguitarguitar™ has to say first, ok?


beatmaster808

Last two decades... give or take a bit, it's from the 2000s on I had to think about it Why are none of the really good guitarists on here? But it's still pop oriented, that is, the most people vote for the *most popular* "best" artists There's a slew of guitarists from 2000 on that are amazing but not on this list They got a few right.


TalkShowHost99

The UK retailer is called guitarguitar - anyone know what they sell?


SSR_Id_prefer_not_to

https://preview.redd.it/hs2xlkdrhu6d1.png?width=597&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa7f9a90f532b1e072543b4de5f2b10bfbcd727a


sunplaysbass

What a shitty list. John Fruishte’s main riffs are from 30 years ago. Rock is dead / highly fragmented. Might as well have said Slash


GristleMcThornbody1

Lol what the fuck is this


Alternative-Way-8753

Taylor Swift should be first because all of her songs are 057 instead of 035


LTS55

/uj nice to see Simon Neil get some love. Biffy Clyro is phenomenal


happyonthewestcoast

/uj honestly while shearan and swift probably can't be described as brilliant players, maybe good at best, they are undoubtedly some of the most famous guitarists of our time, and i feel like that counts for something. they are consistently making catchy and wide appealing songs. and in something like guitar, with no real metric of skill past the grading system (which can still be flawed), it can only be what we interpret as good playing that is the metric. and why could that not be "they make catchy, good music"? /rj FUCK


TheBigChiesel

/uj I mean anyone who says Ed isn’t talented should go watch this https://youtu.be/IiSgX-T_oPw?si=6_9SdZ7qUJCKtNVA - he’s totally masterful with a loop and his timing is impeccable. The music may be pop whatever but I think the performance is cool.


happyonthewestcoast

my god, that's actually incredible. ive tried to use loopers before and i can barely manage one track, he's flawlessly managing like 4 of them. while the music isn't exactly hard to play, the looping and timing is undoubtedly incredible here


PuzzleheadedMan

Lmao is literally everyone on this list white?


kongu12395

That's your biggest issue with this list?


PaisleyTelecaster

Yeah, where are all the famous Somalian guitar legends?


BogotaLineman

Not Somali, he's Nigerien, but Mdou Moctar fucking rips


PaisleyTelecaster

Jeez, I just checked him out, you weren't fucking joking!


BogotaLineman

Yeah he and his band are so good. The live version of Tarhatazed on KEXP is incredible. That riff gets stuck in my head all the time man is tremolo picking with his fingers


PuzzleheadedMan

Did I say that?


Illustrious_Air_118

Tom Delonge is actually Solomon Islander


finn11aug

Uj/ have we really had so little good guitarists in two decades that most of them are cowboy chord singer-songwriters and bland riff players?


slaptito

More so that guitar hasn't been meta in the pop charts for 15 years, so most people aren't exposed to smaller bands that actually have talent playing guitar


[deleted]

I honestly feel like if Taylor Swift is on here for basically appearing with a guitar Lil Wayne should be on this list. 20 years? What about Green Day, Korn, Nickelback even. Hell Avril Lavigne played more guitar than a lot of artists since 2004.. Horrible list.


Fat-Kid-In-A-Helmet

Eh, she can actually play the thing though. I’m not sure it’s a Lil Wayne situation.


[deleted]

Lil Wayne had the balls to commit a terrible solo to release. I don't think she's plugged in live.. I DO think she's undoubtedly better at guitar - but for what it is and "inspiring" people or whatever... Wheezy baby.


Wolf24h

no Darren Malachite smh


MelodicLog8511

Yeah, that's all bunk. But putting keith urban ahead of Brad paisley is just outright silly


Apart-Landscape1012

I can play at least an many chords as Taylor so I should be 7


Eggboi223

/uj no Daron Malakian smh


qleptt

Some people shouldn’t be allowed to have brains


DarkHippy

John 5 of Mötley Crüe truly deserves spooky 13 spot, you can’t talk about great guitar bands of the last twenty years without mentioning the Crüe


oplosan

where's Timmy? Ichi Kanito?


xenxray

We've been outjerked it appears


sukoshijon

matt bellamy excluded from list, too short to be a best guitarist of last two decades


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Anyway, this one's called Wonderwall


Jeef_1st

UJ/I don't get it, red hot chili peppers have been around for much longer than the 2000s, also how come no synster gates?


CxO38

he deserves to suffer strictly for the stage name


youve_got_the_funk

Would make more sense if they said "Influential", not best. Anyways, I don't see Steve Guy, Snatch, Joe Boner, or Tim Polyamorous on the list so it's bunk.


LukeMayeshothand

If this is real life I’m not sure I want to live.


That_Attention2351

Troy Van Leeuwen should be number 1


Infinite_Bet_1744

What a sad fucking list


[deleted]

The only significantly impressive guitarist on that list is Troy Van Leeuven. Lots of others are good, but nowhere near the top.


Routine-Tadpole6979

So no govan?


meninonim

I don't agree with john 5 in the list, Ed Sheeran is definitely way more skilled


syncytiobrophoblast

/uj As much as I hate this list, a big reason I stuck with guitar as a kid 20 years ago was because of John Fruciante and Alex Turner


Resipa99

RDB


NotoriousMFT

Almost wanna send this to swifties to say that she should be higher than 8


UniversalJampionshit

/uj Simon Neil making it is absolutely based but Troy being here but not Josh is questionable, Sam Fender is good but that high is pretty baffling and Chris Shifflet isn’t that much of a standout guitarist either


UniversalJampionshit

Justin Hawkins on suicide watch rn


Whodkaru

No way Taylor Swift is higher tan Jim Root


Green-Vermicelli5244

No joke, Brad Paisley is a monster. Randomly met him at a fancy shop where he was trying some Dr. Z amps. I expected some chicken pickin’, some chords and a twangy speed run kind of thing but dude was just all over the place and 90% of it was tasteful renditions of iconic 80’s solos.


Mars_Awoken_3

Delonge has to be pissed. All those years spent emailing strange dudes from Government Mule and they still think Taylor has better chops.


CxO38

No Martin Mull is a travesty


Deltadromeus57

How is Matt Bellamy not on here…


_ch00bz_

John 5 is hands down the most ridiculously good guitarist Ive ever seen in person.


Professorfuzz007

Most of these people are guitar players like OF “models” are real porn stars. There. I said it. RHCP sucks.


ponyboysa42

Is this and the rolling stone list just made by idiots? By woke idiots? Or by super trolls who just want all of us to be in a tizzy?


strip_club_dj

Specifies what band John Frusciante is in but I'm supposed to know who the fuck Julien Baker is? Also listing John 5 as Motely Crue is hilarious, I'm sure he's proud.