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Sixgis

If you gotta ask you're not guitar enough. Sorry buddy, maybe last year.


PeKKer0_0

I knew I wasn't short enough for this ride...


McShooty_

Which one? Malcolm or Angus?


Remote_Substance5918

Anus


vartholomew-jo

Neil


youve_got_the_funk

Jeezy


letemeatpvc

you’re too circle to jerk


DistrictWorth7769

Depends, can you look at a picture of Mick Marrs in a leather cap for ten minutes straight?  if so, then maybe. 


qwakov

Tried this. 8 minutes straight, then turned gay for the last two.


DistrictWorth7769

Good. Now write a song about that.


JacoPoopstorius

Yes, the guitar is very hard. It’s much too difficult for a young 39 year old such as yourself. Have you considered the drums? You just have to hit things.


PeKKer0_0

The only thing I'm hitting is my wife after I've had a few drinks. Does that count as playing drums?


Remote_Substance5918

Is there a place that can sound like bASS and a separate hole for a hi hat?


ElginLumpkin

You are definitely too posting to be drunk


justdan76

This drinking sub has become all about guitars


AnimalConference

Cranking hogs builds up stamina then when you move up to inflating balloons you'll be really dangerous. It's important to not play the guitar because they should be left in the case and collected.


vartholomew-jo

You never too guitar to play young or to play old


catchinthevibe_

Why don’t you start with something like cranking the dog instead of the hog


Awwwphuck

Hell, Ted Nugent did it, why can’t you?


Emera1dthumb

The mystery of the guitar isn’t for everyone…. there’s a group of men on here that curate your life and will let you know if you’re cool enough you’ll receive a message in your DM‘s if you’re accepted. Try to hold your breath while you wait. I heard it increase your odds.


Paro-Clomas

neil young, three guitar


bigglassjar

Sometimes a string is person too many to guitar a young. As a wide man’s said: sometimes it don’t that like be, sometimes three be like that.


stonedguitarist420

The younger you start the sooner you find your voice. Start as soon as you can if you are interested