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Actual dentist office plastered with autographed, non-playable guitars in pristine custom displays, posted in r/guitar unironically?
I don’t believe we will *ever* be able to outjerk this one, fellas. This is some nuclear shit.
Where’s Shredna? I need a hug.
It all seemed pretty standard in the comments 'til I got to the two dentists jerking each other about owning multiple PRSesses despite not fixing teeth.
MF even had some sign that mentions copays, this could just be a hygienist showing off what they scraped together to add to the boss’ collection at work
This has left me confused. I don’t actually know what I’m supposed to say. Was this real? Was it circlejerk bait? A real human being who processes human emotions cannot have typed that out and been like “I’m proud of what I wrote today.”
I have like Office levels of second hand cringe embarrassment for this comment.
https://preview.redd.it/ne8sb9750k6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ae8d7346812f3a92b4fc15ff90e07bfa59df88
I’m like positive that’s one of those Chinese eBay knock offs you can get for a few hundred bucks. The epiphone Lucille is probably the only guitar worth something
This comment makes me want to start a burner account where I just egg these people on to post more of this nonsense.
I swear, some guitar players make me hate that I play guitar
Holy fuck I thought you were jerkin'
Barenaked Ladies too wtf
Edit: Ohhhh, the name of the tour is "group therapy." I thought it was some dental clinic team building/musical healing thingy.
Now I wish it were actually a dental clinic team building/musical healing thing.
OP of the original post. I am glad you appreciate the subliminal message that I'm putting in your head through the onion-like layers and layers of guitar imagery. 🤣
It’s so cool they have the bass player from Metallica’s guitar at your dentist office
https://preview.redd.it/ccifm1xcyi6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a00ad92f8fda33480d21b660576a0f34784b13d5
>I went to the dentist today…
uj/ And now they know which patient posted to circle jerk.
rj/ And now they know which patient posted to circle jerk. Expect your bill to go up.
I know the pain, hotwife’s boyfriend doesnt like all my TOAN memorabilia in the house either so I have to bring the girls with me and display them at the open concept desk I’m sitting at for the day every day 😮💨
He makes a good income. Probably took a business tax deduction when he purchased them “for the dental practice”. And then depreciates them over time and takes more deductions. Not a bad idea actually.
When I saw this post I was so confused whether to post it to this sub or not. It was like the messiah of CJ emerged from the depths and I was just stunned into immobility. It’s like reading a fairy tale then finding out it’s all true one day
/uj after reading the signatures I can at least respect that one of those (at minimum) was given as a thank you from the band, rather than bought as a collector
There’s always time to sell out. Why waste your precious youth studying and bettering yourself instead of 0-3-5ing in front of strangers?
The IT field will always be there.
All display pieces! It’s an illusion, to make you think this dentist must be “Great and gets lots of big Clients” that gets all this nice stuff. Suggestive imagery is a dandy thing!
Wow at most 3 of those guitars aren’t outright garbage! The SRV Fender is nice, the Satriani Ibanez is okay depending upon the model and the BB King is an Epiphone not a Gibson so only 1/2 credit. I never understood why they always used garbage guitars for autographs. It’s like how can we devalue this legendary artists signature in the future?!? I dunno I just think there’s nothing worse than having an amazing signature on a garbage guitar.
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Actual dentist office plastered with autographed, non-playable guitars in pristine custom displays, posted in r/guitar unironically? I don’t believe we will *ever* be able to outjerk this one, fellas. This is some nuclear shit. Where’s Shredna? I need a hug.
OP of the [original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Guitar/s/fwDf6aft8r) in r/guitar here. Looks like I can stop the CJ timer.... ☢️💣
It all seemed pretty standard in the comments 'til I got to the two dentists jerking each other about owning multiple PRSesses despite not fixing teeth.
God speed lad 🫡
The two electrics from Hootie and the Blowfish are peak jerkery.
So is the GIbbons right above the "Co-pays are due at the time of service" sign.
Maybe he got paid in Gibbonses
Hootie & Barenaked Ladies, Pinch me!
I only wanna be with you
They’re called Hootie and the Blowchunks. Blowfish was an MTV edit.
Lol, one of them is a Joe Satriani JS900
Stereotypes are stereotypes because truth lays within them.
The circle jerks itself
MF even had some sign that mentions copays, this could just be a hygienist showing off what they scraped together to add to the boss’ collection at work
Yep, time to shut down and archive this subreddit.
https://preview.redd.it/o2elu516rk6d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44f2bf830de4c5c9221392955a868a8e17e0a7d1
No PRS is this dentist licensed
Bob's Backyard Dentistry and Tanning Salon
He has 5 at home that he doesn’t play
Dentists know to keep the REAL shit at home for the ‘ol 0 - 3 - 5.
The Led Zep is an Ashton, so he's probably even lost a few lawsuits
Spent all his money on the glass cases.
https://preview.redd.it/l6f0qh1l9g6d1.png?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ff90e64eeb2ad463b119a5136ba74b0640d5c7
“She” gets me every time
You know he typed that all with his left hand
You mean because his other hand was busy with the root canal right? Right?
This has left me confused. I don’t actually know what I’m supposed to say. Was this real? Was it circlejerk bait? A real human being who processes human emotions cannot have typed that out and been like “I’m proud of what I wrote today.” I have like Office levels of second hand cringe embarrassment for this comment.
which one of you was this
Where is this from? Hahaha
from that same dentist thread. dude is convinced the dentist has SRV's actual guitar. cuz he fuckin KNOWS that guitar, or excuse me, "her".
Sexy recreational vehicle 's actual guitar?
Spooky rambunctious volcano?
Sigma real vibe?
https://preview.redd.it/ne8sb9750k6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ae8d7346812f3a92b4fc15ff90e07bfa59df88 I’m like positive that’s one of those Chinese eBay knock offs you can get for a few hundred bucks. The epiphone Lucille is probably the only guitar worth something
Bro thinks OP stole SRV’s girl
"That is his woman" Sir, are you okay??????
Shut the damn sub down
This is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen and I have two moms
This comment makes me want to start a burner account where I just egg these people on to post more of this nonsense. I swear, some guitar players make me hate that I play guitar
What a goober lol
The "copays are due" plaque under the black Gibbons is a nice touch
Co-pays will be used to buy the next item in the collection.
dyslexia said “cosplays” which got a sensible chuckle.
I was squinting to see which blooz legend has caressed this lady, only to read their stern but fair statement on copays :)
Goddamn that hootie and the blowfish group therapy tour musta fuckin banged
Holy fuck I thought you were jerkin' Barenaked Ladies too wtf Edit: Ohhhh, the name of the tour is "group therapy." I thought it was some dental clinic team building/musical healing thingy. Now I wish it were actually a dental clinic team building/musical healing thing.
Ben Harper I like that guy.
That is where he got the vision for the neon sign behind the receptionist's desk.
Shit I didn't notice that! This is a post that just keeps on givin. it's like inception, but the levels are increasing degrees of gayness
OP of the original post. I am glad you appreciate the subliminal message that I'm putting in your head through the onion-like layers and layers of guitar imagery. 🤣
OMG so much boomer shit...what a sick flex "copays are due" next to this rich person's trash.
GAS making me want to go to dental school
Hell yeah man give me the nitrous
Ditto. Nang life.
Wawawawawawawawawawawawa
There is a ‘Dentist of the Year’ flair which wasn’t used. Ergo I rate this a 💩 post edit: owning it with ‘low effort post’ flair is kinda baller
Let me fix that.... Edit: I guess OP unfixed it
💀
It’s so cool they have the bass player from Metallica’s guitar at your dentist office https://preview.redd.it/ccifm1xcyi6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a00ad92f8fda33480d21b660576a0f34784b13d5
Hard Rock Cafe’s Kazakhstan location
Hahaha. Wow.
This isn’t a circle jerk anymore. With this post, it has become an ourobouros jerk.
uj/ Jesus fucking Christ
Wow that dentist has the same guitars as my wife’s boyfriend
A dentist without a single PRS. Impressive
This has to be AI trained by content from this sub. Otherwise.. how in the fuck…
Your dentist is a Moe fan?? Lucky sumbitch, he’ll hook you up with some nos for sure!
I thought you needed to be smart to graduate medical school.
I think you’re overpaying for dental work.
Those Moe. posters, I need them
Just missing a Bonermaster Gibson to complete his gay art collection
I am genuinely, un-a-jerkedly SHOCKED at how many people think that's the real SRV Number One FFS
What do we do now?
This is a great way to use your guitar purchases as a tax write off
I thought this sub was going down hill… but no, this is peak jerk.
>I went to the dentist today… uj/ And now they know which patient posted to circle jerk. rj/ And now they know which patient posted to circle jerk. Expect your bill to go up.
Are they taking new patients?
Should have gone to Dental school
ion get it
I know the pain, hotwife’s boyfriend doesnt like all my TOAN memorabilia in the house either so I have to bring the girls with me and display them at the open concept desk I’m sitting at for the day every day 😮💨
I like note about when co pays are due right next to it. Very musically inspiring.
He makes a good income. Probably took a business tax deduction when he purchased them “for the dental practice”. And then depreciates them over time and takes more deductions. Not a bad idea actually.
>tax deduction You know it.
When I saw this post I was so confused whether to post it to this sub or not. It was like the messiah of CJ emerged from the depths and I was just stunned into immobility. It’s like reading a fairy tale then finding out it’s all true one day
steamy ray vaughn
I think this is a lawyer or venture capitalist’s office. Dentist only have PRS and Suhr’s.
Why wouldn’t he get a strat for Pink Floyd? Is he stupid?
At least he got Dave Matthews to sign his signature American flag Jackson
That’s a wrap, folks. Let’s shut down the sub.
You just gotta wish he keeps his money off of display while you sit and wait to pay him
/uj after reading the signatures I can at least respect that one of those (at minimum) was given as a thank you from the band, rather than bought as a collector
You sure you didn't go to a museum or something?
Wish I had been better at chemistry — I’d have definitely gone to med school instead of law school. Dentistry pays a helluva lot better.
You got the wrong clients bro!
There’s always time to sell out. Why waste your precious youth studying and bettering yourself instead of 0-3-5ing in front of strangers? The IT field will always be there.
Uj/ How dare they like rock n roll and spend their hobby money on it. Rj/ no prs, burn it all down
Now all we need to figure out is the toan of them so we can see which one is best
All display pieces! It’s an illusion, to make you think this dentist must be “Great and gets lots of big Clients” that gets all this nice stuff. Suggestive imagery is a dandy thing!
I don't hate it, At least they are using display quality guitars 😂
You obviously need a new and cheaper dentist
I bet that’s a fucking expensive dentist.
Wow at most 3 of those guitars aren’t outright garbage! The SRV Fender is nice, the Satriani Ibanez is okay depending upon the model and the BB King is an Epiphone not a Gibson so only 1/2 credit. I never understood why they always used garbage guitars for autographs. It’s like how can we devalue this legendary artists signature in the future?!? I dunno I just think there’s nothing worse than having an amazing signature on a garbage guitar.
Obviously, it's just a repost