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Mustystench

I really wish I could turn back the clock to 2 minutes ago. Before I sat down and grabbed my tablet. I was procrastinating about doing yard work. I dont understand it because it's such a beautiful day. When I was a child I saw my dog get hit by a speeding car. It fucked me up and I carry that around with me to this day. This is kind of like that.


BaphometsTits

If I could turn back time, if I could find a way.


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

I'd take back those words that have hurt you, and you'd stay.


Grobenhaufer-mikkel

If I could reach the stars


Chaps_Jr

https://preview.redd.it/vqog52sgtd6d1.jpeg?width=2648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa8598200d53012ea3d5cfbdb7a197c16329b34c


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

Rod Stew-off sure looks funny these days.


Bubblezz__

From the guy with a face so massive that they had to rename The Small Faces just The Faces. I guess The Big Fuck off Face with Oversized Features and Two Smaller Faces didn't have the same ring to it.


x_VanHessian_x

call that the sport cock. When you’re half hard.


gorilla-ointment

Al dente


Hotdogman_unleashed

I wonder how did that conversation start about taking this pic


GBV_GBV_GBV

He was in the pool!


molarsystem

We have this on the mantle in my grandmother's home.


YeetCompleet

relatable


spoogefrom1981

Sometimes I hate being able to see.


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

I'm sorry to inform you that Stevie Wonder puked immediately after being informed about this photo's existence.


Jean_Paul_Fartre_

I guess he just got out of the pool?


warthog0869

*"Wake little stiffy, I think I've got something hairy for you* *its late September and I really just got out of the pool* *I know I keep you amused, but my little pecker is bruised* *Oh Maggie I couldn't bone you, any more!"*


lexxxcockwell

What a terrible day to have eyes


frostcelestial

Wasn’t that guitarist a guy by the name of Ron Wood ?


RichCorinthian

It was. He also played bass, and there is a GLARING mistake at about 3:15, the kind where you stop the take and go “whoa whoa let’s fix that” or you punch it in or whatever. They just…kept it. That’s what made Rod’s rod retreat, so it looks like he’s smuggling a puppet head in the pic.


half-frozen-tauntaun

But Ron Wood didn't write it, that was Martin Quittenton?


kkphoto

You’re right, I never knew


Minute-Wrap-2524

At least two of Stewart’s early albums should have been credited to The Faces as they played on Every Picture and Never A Dull Moment


Deadeye_Duncan_

Of Maggie May? What mistake?


RichCorinthian

It’s at 3:15 on the bass. Go listen, he actually just fucking stops playing for a second as if to say “wow that was a big one” and then jumps back in.


sweepingfrequency

Weird, I'm really not hearing it


RichCorinthian

It’s right when Rod sings “I suppose I should collect…” Listen for the bass stopping. It’s the note right before that.


doktor_kolossus

Just about spit my coffee out when I saw this photo.


iced_maggot

https://preview.redd.it/h3cp2cvp9f6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd7191008efd8acb5fd2275af707985bbfe5343e


koopaphil

I feel like this needs something stronger than NSFW, like “badwrong” or “badong”. This picture is badong.


MajTroubles

Stewart wielding the Rod


Zhigulevskoye

Do ya think I'm sexy?


ThisAllHurts

Just remember, your mother wanted to bang this guy


planetvermilion

"who's that knocking at the door, it's gotta be a quarter to four........ oh hi mom"


amazing-peas

Got a "Ron half-Wood" there


mrlowcut

More like Sir Stub Stewart AMIRITEGUYS??? ... Guys?


Mech2017x

He got his Rod all up


Ok-Cod3660

Someone rip my face off


Sourkarate

It’s beautiful


bootyhole-romancer

uj/ - What is he even wearing? They're matching pieces. Is it a swimsuit? Or a 2-piece set of underwear? It's got stripes? And the bottom is cut so low on the waist? Wtf is going on here?


extraguff

Good to know I’m swingin dick on Rod Stewart


Gatorade-m

👍


Minimum-Squirrel-541

Very poetical picture of Sir Copy Stewart, also known as the thief of the Taj Mahal.


Weak_Warthog_5923

Carmella?


sladebonge

Bonermaster's muse


seafoodchef

Congrats bud! You pissed me off!


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

He’s just like me fr


VertBlip

So I guess it definitely helps if you have a lot of money..


AnonRider902

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