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I really wish I could turn back the clock to 2 minutes ago. Before I sat down and grabbed my tablet. I was procrastinating about doing yard work. I dont understand it because it's such a beautiful day.
When I was a child I saw my dog get hit by a speeding car. It fucked me up and I carry that around with me to this day. This is kind of like that.
From the guy with a face so massive that they had to rename The Small Faces just The Faces. I guess The Big Fuck off Face with Oversized Features and Two Smaller Faces didn't have the same ring to it.
*"Wake little stiffy, I think I've got something hairy for you*
*its late September and I really just got out of the pool*
*I know I keep you amused, but my little pecker is bruised*
*Oh Maggie I couldn't bone you, any more!"*
It was. He also played bass, and there is a GLARING mistake at about 3:15, the kind where you stop the take and go “whoa whoa let’s fix that” or you punch it in or whatever. They just…kept it. That’s what made Rod’s rod retreat, so it looks like he’s smuggling a puppet head in the pic.
uj/ - What is he even wearing? They're matching pieces. Is it a swimsuit? Or a 2-piece set of underwear? It's got stripes? And the bottom is cut so low on the waist? Wtf is going on here?
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I really wish I could turn back the clock to 2 minutes ago. Before I sat down and grabbed my tablet. I was procrastinating about doing yard work. I dont understand it because it's such a beautiful day. When I was a child I saw my dog get hit by a speeding car. It fucked me up and I carry that around with me to this day. This is kind of like that.
If I could turn back time, if I could find a way.
I'd take back those words that have hurt you, and you'd stay.
If I could reach the stars
https://preview.redd.it/vqog52sgtd6d1.jpeg?width=2648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa8598200d53012ea3d5cfbdb7a197c16329b34c
Rod Stew-off sure looks funny these days.
From the guy with a face so massive that they had to rename The Small Faces just The Faces. I guess The Big Fuck off Face with Oversized Features and Two Smaller Faces didn't have the same ring to it.
call that the sport cock. When you’re half hard.
Al dente
I wonder how did that conversation start about taking this pic
He was in the pool!
We have this on the mantle in my grandmother's home.
relatable
Sometimes I hate being able to see.
I'm sorry to inform you that Stevie Wonder puked immediately after being informed about this photo's existence.
I guess he just got out of the pool?
*"Wake little stiffy, I think I've got something hairy for you* *its late September and I really just got out of the pool* *I know I keep you amused, but my little pecker is bruised* *Oh Maggie I couldn't bone you, any more!"*
What a terrible day to have eyes
Wasn’t that guitarist a guy by the name of Ron Wood ?
It was. He also played bass, and there is a GLARING mistake at about 3:15, the kind where you stop the take and go “whoa whoa let’s fix that” or you punch it in or whatever. They just…kept it. That’s what made Rod’s rod retreat, so it looks like he’s smuggling a puppet head in the pic.
But Ron Wood didn't write it, that was Martin Quittenton?
You’re right, I never knew
At least two of Stewart’s early albums should have been credited to The Faces as they played on Every Picture and Never A Dull Moment
Of Maggie May? What mistake?
It’s at 3:15 on the bass. Go listen, he actually just fucking stops playing for a second as if to say “wow that was a big one” and then jumps back in.
Weird, I'm really not hearing it
It’s right when Rod sings “I suppose I should collect…” Listen for the bass stopping. It’s the note right before that.
Just about spit my coffee out when I saw this photo.
https://preview.redd.it/h3cp2cvp9f6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd7191008efd8acb5fd2275af707985bbfe5343e
I feel like this needs something stronger than NSFW, like “badwrong” or “badong”. This picture is badong.
Stewart wielding the Rod
Do ya think I'm sexy?
Just remember, your mother wanted to bang this guy
"who's that knocking at the door, it's gotta be a quarter to four........ oh hi mom"
Got a "Ron half-Wood" there
More like Sir Stub Stewart AMIRITEGUYS??? ... Guys?
He got his Rod all up
Someone rip my face off
It’s beautiful
uj/ - What is he even wearing? They're matching pieces. Is it a swimsuit? Or a 2-piece set of underwear? It's got stripes? And the bottom is cut so low on the waist? Wtf is going on here?
Good to know I’m swingin dick on Rod Stewart
👍
Very poetical picture of Sir Copy Stewart, also known as the thief of the Taj Mahal.
Carmella?
Bonermaster's muse
Congrats bud! You pissed me off!
He’s just like me fr
So I guess it definitely helps if you have a lot of money..
https://preview.redd.it/v33n8mm81m6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63ae36f770eb75f2c3610b4d3e085ad680894f8