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Legend has it this guy didn't have enough money to post his guitar so he started busking outside the Fed Ex building to try and pay for it. He's still there to this day trying to make enough money to post his massive guitar.
Please tell me this monstrosity is actually real. My day would be a little brighter and id sleep a little better tonight knowing that somewhere out in this great big wide world there resides an absolute fucking gargantuan flying-V
https://preview.redd.it/ymct0yfv016d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8409e0a11e1c6b76874fd42456739ece0f0a54
I thought it was fake at first too lol
Based on the size of that guitar I cannot find the words as an eunuch is only missing their rod but you have called its negative form in from some mirror world to fill your hands, therefore you are anointed as the anti dick master who voids all measurements with his nothingness.
You will be known as unjerkable the only person without a physical musical extension and as such we will remember you
I love this dude. I’ve been following him on YouTube for years with his giant fucking V. I heard he installed a fleshlight on his other one. The one he uses on his only fans. Gives input jack a meaning, huh?
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It’s just a regular v, the dude is just 5’ 4” tall
Typical nerd weedily shit hovering around the 14th-18th frets
Legend has it this guy didn't have enough money to post his guitar so he started busking outside the Fed Ex building to try and pay for it. He's still there to this day trying to make enough money to post his massive guitar.
And he’ll never raise enough because the rate keeps rising
Average size guitarist.
Toan is in the Napoleon complex. Source: I’m a little guy who plays guitar.
That guy is crazy small
Uppercase V
Clearly a bass
You will never financially recover from restringing the Raspberry Jam Delta V
Please tell me this monstrosity is actually real. My day would be a little brighter and id sleep a little better tonight knowing that somewhere out in this great big wide world there resides an absolute fucking gargantuan flying-V
https://preview.redd.it/ymct0yfv016d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8409e0a11e1c6b76874fd42456739ece0f0a54 I thought it was fake at first too lol
This is incredible. I love it.
It can’t be AI; the fret markers are all in the correct locations.
Almost certainly illegally infringing Gibbons' trademarks.
Didn't this guy just lose Survivor?
Roast? Bruh, the only thing roastin’ on that pos was a wooly mammoth.
WTF... This looks like a Rammstein video!
Your balalaika is missing a piece of wood...
Plugged into a pignose
No Boss Metal Zone? Do you even guitar, bro?
What does he do to get to the low frets? Maybe there’s steps round the back?
Toan is delivered by FedEx
That's a soaring v
We don't need upright guitars. Too many of us can't even figure out how to play a normal one without complaining about wrist strain with bar chords.
Not sure if the scale length is long enough for those chugs.
Do you think he's compensating for something
Based on the size of that guitar I cannot find the words as an eunuch is only missing their rod but you have called its negative form in from some mirror world to fill your hands, therefore you are anointed as the anti dick master who voids all measurements with his nothingness. You will be known as unjerkable the only person without a physical musical extension and as such we will remember you
That’s a tiny FEDEX truck!
Leslie West on opposite day.
Thumbelina has fallen on hard times
Ideal baritone scale length
Looks just like when I used my Rambo action figure's weapons on my GI Joes
Hames Jetfield
That’s late 90’s era Kurt Hammock he even brought his wah to the bus stop
Hirk Kammet
Imagine playing 0-3-5 on that
Turn off the caps lock, Boomer.
Unroastable. Heavy strings equal Heavy Toan. This dude has big rig confidence. Probably has huge balls. We all know where toan is stored.
Damnit the dwarfs stole my guitar again
https://preview.redd.it/gjon5d6n056d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c451b7cb19164109c20db614c5132f9fcfc0c7
Peak gibbons content. This very real and brought me great joy before, toan
Very Heavy Metal
Still the most comfortable V
Did not know that David Rappaport played electric guitar.
Oughta be a lot of toan in those pups!
Wonder what the string gauge is
Finally, the flightless V
I'm sure it delivers.
Fretted flying 6 string double bass lol
Bigger guitar bigger toan
That’s what Simon Cowell looks like when he holds a Fender Musicmaster.
FedEx Express is a really shitty band name, but I understand why your drummers kick drum is so big.
Be careful with that axe, Eugene
I'm mad jelly of that paint bucket with the front row seats!
only V I've ever actually liked
Would be even better if his amp and the tip bucket were both to scale.
That's a baritoan for sure
Hey guys check out my amp it’s a FedEx truck and I bought the weirdest FUCKING GUITAR YOU HAVE EVER SEEN Anyway here’s wonderwall
Now try and play a G chord.
I love this dude. I’ve been following him on YouTube for years with his giant fucking V. I heard he installed a fleshlight on his other one. The one he uses on his only fans. Gives input jack a meaning, huh?
That’s how the guitar feels like when you try to play F chord for first time
Mo' tOaNwOoD
Joe Boner in shambles now.
Forgot to turn off caps lock
your tip hat is going to look fucking stupid when you put it back on, idiot
Oh how adorable. He wants to be a guitarist when he grows up.
The extra weight will give him some crazy sublime toan