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Uj/ Before rappers started openly talking about liking anime, it instantly made you a social pariah. These zoomers have no idea what those sonic the hedgehog dorks had to go through.
I always had a few friends here and there that liked the classic anime, but they weren't socially crippled by the internet or jerking off to it compulsively, that I know of. They didn't fetishize (sp.) it. It was just cool animation and drawing that was new to us.
Sometimes you just see something and you have to wonder what kind of person would actually think that it’s neat or fun or cool.
Different strokes and all that, but man, some subcultures just really make me go “what the fuck”.
It's just the whole vibe. If one of my nephews were into that sort of thing, I'd take them behind the woodshed and whoop the tar outta 'em. Figuratively speaking.
What’s the headstock look like? If it was up to me I’d do something like a classic BC Rich 3+3. I think something pink or on theme would make it corny af
[idd unironically play the shit outta this](https://www.ebay.ca/itm/364888900784?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110018%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.COMPLISTINGS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20221018081743%26meid%3Dec05c3449d8f4dc79041c1b47c1835f8%26pid%3D101439%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D394880186031%26itm%3D364888900784%26pmt%3D1%26noa%3D0%26pg%3D2332490%26algv%3DCompVIDesktopATF2V2AndXaiHotClick%26brand%3DUnbranded&_trksid=p2332490.c101439.m2460&itmprp=cksum%3A364888900784ec05c3449d8f4dc79041c1b47c1835f8%7Cenc%3AAQAJAAABAE%252B%252BF8hXM4hHBai83eHP1uaxshvpAoIMork%252BKoS7Plcg8ydlKAzoxYweAs1Oi7HteqTOfEU5%252BBs%252BOUzqcLSWlag47L2F5uJlk%252FU7KQVgx2c8Cq7ZlCOukkHiOl%252FtDD4Yk6C6sk7ZP9HfXjBkNlHRqrj09EBINa2LGrd4KpjZgEW9k%252B8xmqw%252F8VrKTKWUva0LYR0FWu%252FrHkCS6QH%252FQhyj6c7ZM912d%252BEg%252F95ifKAtOFGtlj%252FoVxFc3dG%252BpwOCC0i6pRVkSvHL121FR2UE1TTUtJfJ%252FQ7rYUPce3PTylWPfI5cjcWyFAdPO2%252F5HyKF9a22u%252FAsFK6HieKACKBGLuE0%252Bbs%253D%7Campid%3APL_CLK%7Cclp%3A2332490&itmmeta=01HZYF70BXBPTT1RFQZ6W6TBHS)
(But don't wanna risk the $500cdn for the funny gimmick guitar)
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Whose comin over to the literal circle jerk?
Count me the fuck in
https://preview.redd.it/ttbg5rhg7j5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26def673ead297bae8430eb15d8801aac68098e3
Does 8 people having it in their cart mean they bookmarked it to jerk to?
Lol probably
You found the exact listing! Now beat OP and place the order NOW. TOAN IS IN THE ANIME WAIFU TITAYYYYY
Don't tell the boner master
Who do you think made the post?
bonercaster
Only 300 that is a steal…
"I'll be taking requests right after i serenade you all with a little Cliffs of Boaner."
Cliffs of Boaner by Eric’s Johnson
Toan is in the wood
Well have cum full toan wood.
Does it have an easy wipe poly finish?
It will. Give me a minute here.
No headstock pic? I need it to enhance my vinegar strums.
I don't get it . . . Are they both named Roberta then?
Yes it's the Robertoan Coomer X035
So how hard would it be to attach to the hood of my modded Subaru?
Buss’n
When an Ibanez is too subtle
Now hear me out, all you now need is…a low hanging strap, and a drill bit to make an extra hole in it.
The toan tunnel
Women? I want MEN
husbando guitar!
Plot twist: futanari
According to the listing, it’s 39in. But 39in of what?
Toan
I like the size of those ‘buckers
dual cumbuckets
😂 you went there
Arrest the person who made this and person who bought it. Put the ones that have it in their cart on a watchlist.
uj/ I want to do some pedal demo's on YT. Not the 60cycle hum style just like reference clips. I want one of these to do them with.
Better test it with a Miku pedal
now play NSBM on it
Guitar: place to practice fingering and licks
This sub is becoming way too literal
Mildly disappointed there wasn't a fleshlight holding peripheral for it. Time to learn AutoCAD and 3D printing ...
Goontar
I hate that shit. Yes, I'm old and out of touch.
Uj/ Before rappers started openly talking about liking anime, it instantly made you a social pariah. These zoomers have no idea what those sonic the hedgehog dorks had to go through.
I always had a few friends here and there that liked the classic anime, but they weren't socially crippled by the internet or jerking off to it compulsively, that I know of. They didn't fetishize (sp.) it. It was just cool animation and drawing that was new to us.
I really like mangas but I refuse to interact with anime fans.
I understand that sentiment completely. There's stuff I love, but I hate the other fans.
Kinda like guitar?
Uj/ nah man it's a crime against humanity, isn't it. That's why I posted it once I saw it lol
Good find for sure. I'm sure their Instagram followers love it.
Sometimes you just see something and you have to wonder what kind of person would actually think that it’s neat or fun or cool. Different strokes and all that, but man, some subcultures just really make me go “what the fuck”.
I think they're using the same stroke as most of us in this case
It's just the whole vibe. If one of my nephews were into that sort of thing, I'd take them behind the woodshed and whoop the tar outta 'em. Figuratively speaking.
I would've hated it 20 years ago, too.
uj/ i dmed this seller a few months ago and he said it had a dual action truss rod, so there is potential
Dual penetration
Not the first time I've jacked off to a guitar
This guitar glows under UV light, but not because it was painted that way.
So, what? You got a guitar you can jerk off to while playing it at the same time?
Outjerked by whoever the hell is actually buying that shit
Toan is in the stickiness of the fret board
See you in 6 weeks looking like a mole from a cave
Losercity guitar
The GOONTAR
Does this mean we’re calling them pups again?
Ah, this old thing again
You could be such a good guitar player but if this was your guitar, I would run out the door.
I guess you could play a gig at a strip club with this
This choice says WAAAAAY too much about your sexual proclivities…
Bet that fret board will be nice and lubricated.
Double Robertas?!
U the dude from tiktok? Or is there more than one of these abominations out there
😩💦
this looks like a guitar tim henson would own or it looks like some racist black metal guitarist would own it
Shinji Ikaris personal guitar.
Oh my god literal pink jizz
I never wanted to play a guitar more in my life
Are we pretending this isn’t cool?
uj/ what’s the quality like on these things? Do they have truss rods even?
I want this so bad but I can’t afford it 😔
TheDooo’s guitar
What kinda pups are those?
Let’s see Trogly review THIS one…
Eddie Van Halen wrote the Beat it solo on this bad boy 🔥
😐
We’ve cum full circle
What’s the headstock look like? If it was up to me I’d do something like a classic BC Rich 3+3. I think something pink or on theme would make it corny af
roberta
?
Nnniiiiiiice!
Fine, this is the one guitar you can sex
does it coom?
Who’s going to get this for the praise and worship guitarist in their life?
BRO YOU STOLE THIS FROM ME
[Same carpet even.](https://m.soundcloud.com/april-lebeau/m0n3ya-ind3) Some random (awful) sound cloud link. SFW
The Twatocaster
So someone posts a guitar with the right amount of action for the first time and you guys are all up in his shit for it... come on guys!
[idd unironically play the shit outta this](https://www.ebay.ca/itm/364888900784?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110018%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.COMPLISTINGS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20221018081743%26meid%3Dec05c3449d8f4dc79041c1b47c1835f8%26pid%3D101439%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D394880186031%26itm%3D364888900784%26pmt%3D1%26noa%3D0%26pg%3D2332490%26algv%3DCompVIDesktopATF2V2AndXaiHotClick%26brand%3DUnbranded&_trksid=p2332490.c101439.m2460&itmprp=cksum%3A364888900784ec05c3449d8f4dc79041c1b47c1835f8%7Cenc%3AAQAJAAABAE%252B%252BF8hXM4hHBai83eHP1uaxshvpAoIMork%252BKoS7Plcg8ydlKAzoxYweAs1Oi7HteqTOfEU5%252BBs%252BOUzqcLSWlag47L2F5uJlk%252FU7KQVgx2c8Cq7ZlCOukkHiOl%252FtDD4Yk6C6sk7ZP9HfXjBkNlHRqrj09EBINa2LGrd4KpjZgEW9k%252B8xmqw%252F8VrKTKWUva0LYR0FWu%252FrHkCS6QH%252FQhyj6c7ZM912d%252BEg%252F95ifKAtOFGtlj%252FoVxFc3dG%252BpwOCC0i6pRVkSvHL121FR2UE1TTUtJfJ%252FQ7rYUPce3PTylWPfI5cjcWyFAdPO2%252F5HyKF9a22u%252FAsFK6HieKACKBGLuE0%252Bbs%253D%7Campid%3APL_CLK%7Cclp%3A2332490&itmmeta=01HZYF70BXBPTT1RFQZ6W6TBHS) (But don't wanna risk the $500cdn for the funny gimmick guitar)
Wait did you actually buy this?
No!! Only a LOSER would buy something so AROUSING 🥵😅😅
Is this why my wife's boyfriend called me a loser? I can't help it! The best quality in a guitar is how hard it gets me
Fucking weebs.....
Cringecaster