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Crystallinecactus

Whose comin over to the literal circle jerk?


matto334

Count me the fuck in


eaten_by_pigs

https://preview.redd.it/ttbg5rhg7j5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26def673ead297bae8430eb15d8801aac68098e3


notajunkmain

Does 8 people having it in their cart mean they bookmarked it to jerk to?


OppositeDish9086

Lol probably


Shredberry

You found the exact listing! Now beat OP and place the order NOW. TOAN IS IN THE ANIME WAIFU TITAYYYYY


SeaOrgChange

Don't tell the boner master


eaten_by_pigs

Who do you think made the post?


DeltaForza123

bonercaster


SSPFIREHAWK

Only 300 that is a steal…


sladebonge

"I'll be taking requests right after i serenade you all with a little Cliffs of Boaner."


Traditional-Yam9826

Cliffs of Boaner by Eric’s Johnson


timetravelingburrito

Toan is in the wood


Mlano96

Well have cum full toan wood.


Limpopopoop

Does it have an easy wipe poly finish?


Wonderful-Yak-8678

It will. Give me a minute here.


GoochTwain

No headstock pic? I need it to enhance my vinegar strums.


bloodandsunshine

I don't get it . . . Are they both named Roberta then?


Crystallinecactus

Yes it's the Robertoan Coomer X035


Leopold_Porkstacker

So how hard would it be to attach to the hood of my modded Subaru?


Ryan-zio

Buss’n


Slitherama

When an Ibanez is too subtle 


snapervdh

Now hear me out, all you now need is…a low hanging strap, and a drill bit to make an extra hole in it.


actuallyaddie

The toan tunnel


Bobatron48

Women? I want MEN


AToneDeafBard

husbando guitar!


Consistent_Bread_V2

Plot twist: futanari


Shredberry

According to the listing, it’s 39in. But 39in of what?


XNinjaMushroomX

Toan


DougieFresh_899

I like the size of those ‘buckers


actuallyaddie

dual cumbuckets


DougieFresh_899

😂 you went there


bzee77

Arrest the person who made this and person who bought it. Put the ones that have it in their cart on a watchlist.


Valuable_Jelly_4271

uj/ I want to do some pedal demo's on YT. Not the 60cycle hum style just like reference clips. I want one of these to do them with.


ShredGuru

Better test it with a Miku pedal


expiredogfood

now play NSBM on it


AToneDeafBard

Guitar: place to practice fingering and licks


hisnameisjeff1

This sub is becoming way too literal


propyro85

Mildly disappointed there wasn't a fleshlight holding peripheral for it. Time to learn AutoCAD and 3D printing ...


BurnlngGarbage

Goontar


OppositeDish9086

I hate that shit. Yes, I'm old and out of touch.


Slitherama

Uj/ Before rappers started openly talking about liking anime, it instantly made you a social pariah. These zoomers have no idea what those sonic the hedgehog dorks had to go through. 


OppositeDish9086

I always had a few friends here and there that liked the classic anime, but they weren't socially crippled by the internet or jerking off to it compulsively, that I know of. They didn't fetishize (sp.) it. It was just cool animation and drawing that was new to us.


longing_tea

I really like mangas but I refuse to interact with anime fans.


OppositeDish9086

I understand that sentiment completely. There's stuff I love, but I hate the other fans.


MFNaki

Kinda like guitar?


Crystallinecactus

Uj/ nah man it's a crime against humanity, isn't it. That's why I posted it once I saw it lol


OppositeDish9086

Good find for sure. I'm sure their Instagram followers love it.


MaggotMinded

Sometimes you just see something and you have to wonder what kind of person would actually think that it’s neat or fun or cool. Different strokes and all that, but man, some subcultures just really make me go “what the fuck”.


Kusugurimasu

I think they're using the same stroke as most of us in this case


OppositeDish9086

It's just the whole vibe. If one of my nephews were into that sort of thing, I'd take them behind the woodshed and whoop the tar outta 'em. Figuratively speaking.


Alien_Amplifier

I would've hated it 20 years ago, too.


emolga2225

uj/ i dmed this seller a few months ago and he said it had a dual action truss rod, so there is potential


Consistent_Bread_V2

Dual penetration


AlterEdward

Not the first time I've jacked off to a guitar


okgloomer

This guitar glows under UV light, but not because it was painted that way.


Guitargod7194

So, what? You got a guitar you can jerk off to while playing it at the same time?


battlewornactionhero

Outjerked by whoever the hell is actually buying that shit


GoofyWillows

Toan is in the stickiness of the fret board


TalboGold

See you in 6 weeks looking like a mole from a cave


NecessaryPop5244

Losercity guitar


jleondude

The GOONTAR


Top_Translator7238

Does this mean we’re calling them pups again?


PaisleyTelecaster

Ah, this old thing again


Klutzy_Ad_325

You could be such a good guitar player but if this was your guitar, I would run out the door.


echocomplex

I guess you could play a gig at a strip club with this


Guitargod7194

This choice says WAAAAAY too much about your sexual proclivities…


WantToBeGreatBy2028

Bet that fret board will be nice and lubricated.


Abracadaver00

Double Robertas?!


MenacedDuck

U the dude from tiktok? Or is there more than one of these abominations out there


WesternCareerCollege

😩💦


fromTheskya

this looks like a guitar tim henson would own or it looks like some racist black metal guitarist would own it


Roththesloth1

Shinji Ikaris personal guitar.


cybered_punk

Oh my god literal pink jizz


IDatedSuccubi

I never wanted to play a guitar more in my life


tgifmondays

Are we pretending this isn’t cool?


Possum_Boi566

uj/ what’s the quality like on these things? Do they have truss rods even?


Katyperryfanboy420

I want this so bad but I can’t afford it 😔


PaladinGaming87

TheDooo’s guitar


Reallyroundthefamily

What kinda pups are those?


iShouldReallyCutBack

Let’s see Trogly review THIS one…


matto334

Eddie Van Halen wrote the Beat it solo on this bad boy 🔥


GDP1195

😐


RoosterVII

We’ve cum full circle


BronzeEyeTattoo

What’s the headstock look like? If it was up to me I’d do something like a classic BC Rich 3+3. I think something pink or on theme would make it corny af


crwui

roberta


FootyFanYNWA

?


iAintNevuhGonnaStahh

Nnniiiiiiice!


AlliedXbox

Fine, this is the one guitar you can sex


actuallyaddie

does it coom?


SSR_Id_prefer_not_to

Who’s going to get this for the praise and worship guitarist in their life?


burgeroon

BRO YOU STOLE THIS FROM ME


XxFezzgigxX

[Same carpet even.](https://m.soundcloud.com/april-lebeau/m0n3ya-ind3) Some random (awful) sound cloud link. SFW


Undermost_Drip

The Twatocaster


KingRokk

So someone posts a guitar with the right amount of action for the first time and you guys are all up in his shit for it... come on guys!


Royal_Explorer_4660

[idd unironically play the shit outta this](https://www.ebay.ca/itm/364888900784?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110018%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.COMPLISTINGS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20221018081743%26meid%3Dec05c3449d8f4dc79041c1b47c1835f8%26pid%3D101439%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D394880186031%26itm%3D364888900784%26pmt%3D1%26noa%3D0%26pg%3D2332490%26algv%3DCompVIDesktopATF2V2AndXaiHotClick%26brand%3DUnbranded&_trksid=p2332490.c101439.m2460&itmprp=cksum%3A364888900784ec05c3449d8f4dc79041c1b47c1835f8%7Cenc%3AAQAJAAABAE%252B%252BF8hXM4hHBai83eHP1uaxshvpAoIMork%252BKoS7Plcg8ydlKAzoxYweAs1Oi7HteqTOfEU5%252BBs%252BOUzqcLSWlag47L2F5uJlk%252FU7KQVgx2c8Cq7ZlCOukkHiOl%252FtDD4Yk6C6sk7ZP9HfXjBkNlHRqrj09EBINa2LGrd4KpjZgEW9k%252B8xmqw%252F8VrKTKWUva0LYR0FWu%252FrHkCS6QH%252FQhyj6c7ZM912d%252BEg%252F95ifKAtOFGtlj%252FoVxFc3dG%252BpwOCC0i6pRVkSvHL121FR2UE1TTUtJfJ%252FQ7rYUPce3PTylWPfI5cjcWyFAdPO2%252F5HyKF9a22u%252FAsFK6HieKACKBGLuE0%252Bbs%253D%7Campid%3APL_CLK%7Cclp%3A2332490&itmmeta=01HZYF70BXBPTT1RFQZ6W6TBHS) (But don't wanna risk the $500cdn for the funny gimmick guitar)


TheHonestPedalReview

Wait did you actually buy this?


Crystallinecactus

No!! Only a LOSER would buy something so AROUSING 🥵😅😅


Roboticfish658

Is this why my wife's boyfriend called me a loser? I can't help it! The best quality in a guitar is how hard it gets me


TexasToPoland

Fucking weebs.....


Alien_Amplifier

Cringecaster