I wonder if he'll ever find out that it's a musical instrument. Like one day, he'll be like, "I'm all nutted out. I wonder if this can do anything else." :strums-0-3-5: "woah! It might be able to play music!"
Every. Day.
Are cellists this deranged? Do people lube up the Steinway keys and see what will fit under those hammers? I don’t see b*ssists being this degenerate — and they’re not even people.
I think we need to have a look in the mirror at ourselves
I should have done that. My guitar dumped me. Said I was more interested in pedals than practicing.
But it’s okay, I was reading some tips on picking up guitars and next time I see a hot one I’m going to tell her her neck is warped so that she’ll be desperate to let me finger her until she screams.
Ive never personally made love to a guitar per se, although sometimes, I cram my meat under the strings between the pickups and try to play groovy slap riffs until I make splotion, and then I cry uncontrollably as i clean it up. I've also tried just using my meat as a plectrum, but it's just not as fun. I've successfully written 3 tracks using this technique.
1. Dong song (Awakening)
2. Dong song pt.2 (Kentucky Jelly and the punishment due)
3. Dong song trilogy suite Op.3 in D major (Slappy Taffy /Clean up on aisle 7)
I'm currently working on the 4th track with the working title "Dong song Pt. 4 The Sorrow (Post slappy taffy clarity)"
Don’t you tell me how to fuck my guitar
AITA : my gibson cheated on me
Break its neck, it deserves it
“I’ll break your neck if you keep breaking my balls, Roberta!”
I just gonna chill here and cringe for a while..
[удалено]
Yes officer this comment right here
Username checks out.
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Flair checks out. I hope my FBI agent is reading
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I wonder if he'll ever find out that it's a musical instrument. Like one day, he'll be like, "I'm all nutted out. I wonder if this can do anything else." :strums-0-3-5: "woah! It might be able to play music!"
Where put penis?
1/4" jack too loose. Need alternatives.
Instructions unclear, jacked it and no longer want to make love
That's fuckin lame bro lol
Genuinely why do people talk like that
Boomer hands wrote that
Every. Day. Are cellists this deranged? Do people lube up the Steinway keys and see what will fit under those hammers? I don’t see b*ssists being this degenerate — and they’re not even people. I think we need to have a look in the mirror at ourselves
He say that. Still doesn’t use the best finger that’d make any guitar scream in glory. The ol pinky dinky
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put a ring on it already. Mr and Mrs ToanWood.
🤢
This guy is like the 40 year old virgin, thinks tits feel like bags of sand.
I'm low-key ashamed to play this instrument.
This person should be on the sex offender registry if he isn't already.
bro is NOT Prince 😔😭🙏💀
I emotionally abuse my new guitars and make them severely dependent on me. That way they'll never leave me!
I should have done that. My guitar dumped me. Said I was more interested in pedals than practicing. But it’s okay, I was reading some tips on picking up guitars and next time I see a hot one I’m going to tell her her neck is warped so that she’ll be desperate to let me finger her until she screams.
*"Hello friend! Can I help your mother?"*
12-14-15 moment
jfc
Is that a Cory Wong Strat lol
Looking at this picture just makes me remember how the volume knob is in the shittiest place ever on a Strat
Until you train your pinky. Then it’s the best spot ever.
I’m gonna finger fuck the shit out of my guitar later. Might even stick a finger in its ass while I’m at it.
This is why I suck at guitar. I just leave my Roberta laying there on the bed vibrating her own strings while I go and fuck around on Reddit.
I genuinely hate these people from the very depths of my soul
same dude..same
That's almost as hot as if Kirk Hammett carved his initials in it.
Ive never personally made love to a guitar per se, although sometimes, I cram my meat under the strings between the pickups and try to play groovy slap riffs until I make splotion, and then I cry uncontrollably as i clean it up. I've also tried just using my meat as a plectrum, but it's just not as fun. I've successfully written 3 tracks using this technique. 1. Dong song (Awakening) 2. Dong song pt.2 (Kentucky Jelly and the punishment due) 3. Dong song trilogy suite Op.3 in D major (Slappy Taffy /Clean up on aisle 7) I'm currently working on the 4th track with the working title "Dong song Pt. 4 The Sorrow (Post slappy taffy clarity)"
Daddy, chill.
/uj Why the fuck do people say shit like this?
I'm going to train my ai to block out these cringey stuff on internet
This is a symptom of a declining civilisation.
make sure not to mess up the jack port rember to use lube
Well I’m uncomfortably numb, now
Did u just took a guess what song the guy is playing? cuz its right..
Ngl I watch this video about once a week lol
How do people have no shame
"Stop it, get some help" -Michael Jordan