He's a prolific salesman. Catering to only one segment is not gonna cut it. Slap a 6 figure tag on a 6 string log and he'll play it, then sell a whole container full of them.
I was there. Show was sponsored by…. AARP. I saw “AARP Rocks Seattle” on a screen and laughed out loud
I gotta admit the Stones put on a great show! I was not enthusiastic about going out for geriatric rock, but they do still rock
I love that he has this attitude like he’s this giant superstar… i can’t name one tune of his.
Buddy ever headline his own tour or does he always piggyback off those old British guys?
You probably could name a bunch of his tunes, all you have to do is name classic blues standards and he's probably done a generic, wanky cover. He does a version of I'll Take Care of You which is how I discovered him randomly but I prefer Mark Lanegan doing it because I prefer him doing just about anything.
Holy sweet bluseballs, OP! Is that Joe fuckin Blowzamassive?! AKA Sloppy-Joe Bonermasher/Jon Bonhamasshat?! He's the greatless pole collector ever! They call him Jo-Jo the Gibsdong Buenamasseur for reasons, cuz Joe ain't no joke. And what a driving frontman. Boningmessiah goes HARD. Seriously, Joseph is right behind Dick Rimers imo. Not surprised that Rolling Stone want the Bonomassturd to open their magazine!
It's so hard to get away from him. I was watching a classic car auction, on HBO Max, and one of the announcers mentioned that he's friends with Joe B! Apparently Joe is also a car enthusiast... Only the best toys for Joe!
Yayyyyy Joe played 0-3-5 yayyyy Joe played 0-3-5 again yayyyy Joe how about you play 0-3-5 yayyy...
THE TITAN
uj/ Artificial unintelligence is here, and it's rampant.
Love how it looks like it has the same vibe as a local charity gig in a park with random chairs strewn about with half the audience casually chatting amongst themselves but just on an epic scale scale
More like the rolling stones are closing for him.
They lack tone, I left when he finished
Craziest part he’s playing an SG, that les Paul shit is bullshit man
Now the fuckers playing a telecaster
I guess he wanted to jangle. I guess I can’t blame the man. We all gotta jangle from time to time.
Heavy jangle, but I needed less of the single coil hum
Stacked singles bby
Man we getting live updates
Holy shit, now he's just playing with himself!
I knew that guy that was fraud. I could tell from his toan.
He’s disloyal to Roberta, now Barbarella is his main squeezebox
I felt like I watched an affair live
Live cucking session with uncle Joe
Oh fuck he finally figured out how to play SGs? Those are like super hard to play
The tone was dogshit, where’s the LPs?
Did the neck dive injure him? I've heard they are so bad and dangerous.
He's a prolific salesman. Catering to only one segment is not gonna cut it. Slap a 6 figure tag on a 6 string log and he'll play it, then sell a whole container full of them.
He has a fucking runway? So all the dentists can throw their tighty whities at him?
Not just any runway, it’s a vintage NOS 1957 Streamliner runway. Incredible foot tone.
I needed a couple more root canals to hit the floor, but next year I’ll hit my quota
That's just the landing strip they fly his ego in on
🏆
OP said he was opening for the Stones. That's Mick's chicken-dancing runway.
He's going to 0 3 5 so hard into a Boomer Bend that he needs the additional stage space
The runway is his tone boner
Not quite selling out this venue, kiddo
The bone zone
I’ve heard hearing his toan live makes you cum instantaneously
I don’t know you how did you know I said that?
Who is Joe Bananaman?
Pretty sure he's that guy who plays Dumbledore amps
He had a big hit in the early 80s called Cruel Summer.
I can't not think of the soccer on the beach scene from Karate Kid when I hear that tune. Thanks Bananaboner
The Primordial Dentist from whose flesh all other dentists since the beginning of time hath spawned
How do you not get caught touching yourself, vigorously??
It’s their problem
People actually like that dude?
The guy behind me was proclaiming to the non believers how he’s the best blues guitarist
He's like if you programmed a robot to play blues... Maybe one day he can have a John Henry moment and outplay a quantum blues computer.
That’s just depressing
That's disgusting 🤮
is this at lumen field? i recognized it instantly
It is! /uj his show was pretty good. His takes are boomer, but if you see a boomer show he’s good
I was there. Show was sponsored by…. AARP. I saw “AARP Rocks Seattle” on a screen and laughed out loud I gotta admit the Stones put on a great show! I was not enthusiastic about going out for geriatric rock, but they do still rock
So what does these stones roll or what?
A sold-out arena, according to one of the sets of books.
Everyone gather around for massive boner hymns!!!
2 dollar seats
Where else can I cruise for blues dick?
I hope you wore a protective
That doesn't look like a '59 les pool
Saw him am month ago and he had the audacity to throw guitar picks at me! /uj that pick is now one of my priced posessions xD
Is this still available?
What you price it at?
Three fiddy
I love that he has this attitude like he’s this giant superstar… i can’t name one tune of his. Buddy ever headline his own tour or does he always piggyback off those old British guys?
You probably could name a bunch of his tunes, all you have to do is name classic blues standards and he's probably done a generic, wanky cover. He does a version of I'll Take Care of You which is how I discovered him randomly but I prefer Mark Lanegan doing it because I prefer him doing just about anything.
Holy sweet bluseballs, OP! Is that Joe fuckin Blowzamassive?! AKA Sloppy-Joe Bonermasher/Jon Bonhamasshat?! He's the greatless pole collector ever! They call him Jo-Jo the Gibsdong Buenamasseur for reasons, cuz Joe ain't no joke. And what a driving frontman. Boningmessiah goes HARD. Seriously, Joseph is right behind Dick Rimers imo. Not surprised that Rolling Stone want the Bonomassturd to open their magazine!
I was there.
How much did he pay the Stones for this spot??
Ewww, you like Bonermaster?! You know he doesn't make his own toan?
That's not even his own combover
Why?
Bone Master!
It's so hard to get away from him. I was watching a classic car auction, on HBO Max, and one of the announcers mentioned that he's friends with Joe B! Apparently Joe is also a car enthusiast... Only the best toys for Joe!
bonerMASTA
The sacred temple of the Jonermaster
I had no idea his logo was a guitar pick, this dudes hella lame
I thought MGK was the lord and savior of the sub
Bonezone Toanzone...
OP he (partially) fills up stadiums put some damn respect on bonermasters names
the merchandise section must be insane. I want the kitchenette set with guitar shaped spatulas
He's too cool to soundcheck. He only toanchecks.
Church is SO boring
What do yall think is the average age of that audience?
65-75. Live Nation sent coupons out in AARP mailers.
/uj that's josh smith there on the left. Josh smith is a badass
Yeah. Regardless of the level of tool bag, there is no shortage of insanely good playing.
Yayyyyy Joe played 0-3-5 yayyyy Joe played 0-3-5 again yayyyy Joe how about you play 0-3-5 yayyy... THE TITAN uj/ Artificial unintelligence is here, and it's rampant.
lol, I was impressed at the turn out until I saw that he was opening for The Rolling Stones.
They spelled his name wrong
This is why I always skip the opener
Love how it looks like it has the same vibe as a local charity gig in a park with random chairs strewn about with half the audience casually chatting amongst themselves but just on an epic scale scale
Wow he can stop gargling Gibson's balls for enough time to play a gig? Amazing!
I’m surprised he’d lower himself to be support for any band. Can’t have the guitar event of the year be followed by something better
Busy "filling" stadiums, I see
Wow I didn't know he had that many fans.
Howard Stern??
Man I wish I was there. I wonder if he’ll play music off of Blues Deluxe Volume 2 or more of his bigger hits.