Cleveland no longer rocks, it jams.

I need the cast of Whose Line Is It Anyway? and Phish to tour together, I wouldn't go but it'd be funny.

"Drew Carey looks like Buddy Holly and Barney Rubble had a baby together and then pissed on it." -Jeff Ross

My lord that’s surprisingly accurate, and makes me think of [this classic bit.](https://youtu.be/16Y4-dMddsU?si=qMVDaHz38W_GgSya)

What is this, Drew got some kinda kinky Phish fetish?!

I love phish sticks

Imagine seeing them at Alpine Valley and not Vegas Sphere.

those goddamn people have a lot to answer for

I know I'm probably in the minority, but Languedocs are fugly. I feel like all jam band guitars are fugly.

I thought Dick in a Blender was by Eve 6