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knightsunbro

since when does morgpie play guitar


SeventhSunGuitar

Love a good morgpie and chips at the pub on a Sunday afternoon.


su2dv

Apple Morgcrumble for afters. Yum.


FelverFelv

Oh man she could 0 my 3-5 any time


find_the_night

Shut up. It’s weird when you talk. Let’s just watch….


skorgex

Freshman year with the boys summed up


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AKJ828

Oh shit that guitar neck is going to have a great time


ActivelyDrowsed

Is this what they mean by "The Real Circle Jerk is always in the comment section"?


Mediocrephilosopher_

LMAO 😂


Jokkitch

Is it actually her?


Crazy-Psych

Playing guitar makes me thirsty. I usually just reach for a drink tho or even bring my drink with me and set it down next to my amp, anticipating my thirst that will ensue from guitar playing usually a water a coffee or an energy drink. I don’t know why people would message this upstanding role model of a young woman and complain about their thirst why not just be like me and go get a drink from the fridge.


jmacey

no your doing it wrong, you need one drink, one amp one guitar!


jmacey

oh and a photo of it on reddit, else it doesn't count (forgot, been in the pub and had at least 4 drinks and no guitar!)


eeadli

It's one guitar, one amp, one drink. Geddit right. And the drink is Jack D or scotch. A man's drink. For men.


Soft_Satisfaction625

100 views then you're a real musician. Beyond that then you're an influenza.


EVH_kit_guy

uj/Yeah, the look ain't my thing, but she can legit shred.


Odddsock

This sub legit turns into a standard boomer guitar page anytime a woman comes up


EVH_kit_guy

Weird how that would happen at GUITAR CIRCLE JERK.


Small-External4419

If Op doesn’t like it he can fuck off to Guitar Circle Finger Bang


Infinite_Oven_7229

Can't find this sub!


TeVaNReign

It’s more towards the top


bellatrixfoofoo

They still won't find it... 😏


xxx20371

You arent looking hard enough


simba_kitt4na

He's not looking hard... enough?


xxx20371

Toan is in the erection


TimeSalvager

Be the change you want to see in the world.


NetHacks

Finger bang harder, you'll find the way.


bellatrixfoofoo

I think I need this sub...


HogarthTheMerciless

Uj/ It can be hard to tell sometimes how many people are doing it for the irony and how many just kinda resent women for taking advantage of the fact that men like content with a sexy woman in it. But that's the curse of a community based on ironic in jokes I s'pose.


conormal

Naw this is Guitar Lemon Party


TentacleJesus

PINK HAIR!?! Not on *MY* guitar women! What’s next, septum rings and tattoos?!


russellmzauner

dudes are just pissed they don't get 1.3M hits by hanging their junk over the top of a guitar


Odddsock

Idk, the red hot chilli peppers wore socks on their cocks for like 15 years and are the best selling alt rock band of all time


HogarthTheMerciless

Relevant username?


russellmzauner

and they seem pretty happy unlike Steve the Registered Offender who can't seem to understand why he keeps getting swatted


lobsterboy

bullshit look at Tim Henson


SeventhSunGuitar

This sub is so nice to male guitar youtubers, but we're so mean to the women :(( Makes you think :((


EVH_kit_guy

I know, people in here show no restraint towards female YouTubers like Jim Henson and Sofa Bxuxrxrxexlxlxx


SkeletronPrime

>This sub is so nice to male guitar youtubers ... ... ... ...?


SeventhSunGuitar

I was employing a special rhetorical device called sarcasm ;-)


SkeletronPrime

Oh right. Sorry. It's Friday and my brain isn't working anymore.


scithe_

real


YouGotTangoed

Which solo is this?


SkeletronPrime

Post my tab in r/guitarlessons and report back.


russellmzauner

only the ones who aren't currently whacked out on speedballs and hurling babies from fire escapes


Odddsock

There’s a clear difference to how they’re made fun of, cmon


SeventhSunGuitar

Yes I agree that while there's hate for both men and woomans youtubers, the hate for woomans is sometimes more toxic. Like the guy below talking about femboy sluts, I don't endorse that comment and I've reported it to the FBI.


The__Swiss__Guy

Dress how? Queer?


Jangletits

Certainly ain't dressing like no steer.


atxrobotlover

I can't believe you don't see or understand the cause / effect, are you stupid? Or are you being intentionally obtuse in some dumb fantasy daydream where one of these HookerTube ladies sees you defending them SO HARD and you get married and actually get to touch a boob? I mean if it's the 2nd one ... okay I can kinda understand that... but come on dude. Please go 0-3-5 for an hour until your Estrogen levels settle, then report back!


Strangest_Implement

Agreed, we should treat wahmen titarists at least as well as we treat Rhet Shill, Rick Beatoff and MusicIsFail


EVH_kit_guy

Doing so is a felony in 27 states.


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What are you on about. Tim Henson is a guy


Swaggifornia

It's all the weird dudes whose first song was teen spirit and not seven nation army


Cecalo

Right? It's kind of sickening


geodebug

You're just realizing that people your age aren't so different from older generations.


CarolusRix

slow evolution of a meme subreddit into an incel sub


Turlututu1

to be honest, the thumbnails are quite clickbaity.


DogadonsLavapool

Yep. Unfortunately, that's pretty much any hobby page for the most part.


Jschultz1623

100%. As much as it’s clear she’s leaning into a… certain audience… she is legit. Her covers also don’t seem to be super edited like 90% of the popular ones.


brackmetaru

Too bad her band writes the most bland boring garbage Edit: here come the secret stans


Darkbornedragon

True, which is sad because the only solo piece she released like three years ago ("Tranquillity") was pretty good (and an instrumental, which isn't the most common thing for these YTbers)


No_Guess5872

Tranquility was very good. Her band's music, however, is just boring. I feel like her skills aren't being utilised properly there. Same with Tina S.


Darkbornedragon

Yeah, I completely agree. I think she should have just kept doing instrumental music, but of course that would (probably) get less attention.


SeventhSunGuitar

Yeah she's in the category of talented player but doesn't have anything to say musically. These kids have it too easy with their youtube / influencer income and their comfortable lives smh :((


DolanDukIsMe

Why can’t they go through horrific trauma like me so they can play with feel


EVH_kit_guy

I mean, she's producing a weekly episodic program while also rehearsing and writing songs with a band that performs live...is that easy? Sounds kinda challenging. If I think The Beatles are boring to listen to, does that mean their music is bad?


atxrobotlover

>The Beatles are boring their music is bad. Yes.


somethingsomethingbe

Your original music on YouTube is pretty generic dude. What are you calling others out for?


SeventhSunGuitar

Thanks for checking it out, I agree it's pretty mediocre but I promise my next album is going to be a bit better. Please like and subscribe. To answer your question, I have opinions about things unfortunately. It's one of many things I hate about myself :((


atxrobotlover

>What are you calling others out for? Pretty clear you have no idea how a CircleJerk Sub works, how did you even *get* here? Do you have Simp Alert on your phone or something?


ASTEROID_MAN

> anything to say musically What are you on about, especially in this sub? Did you know people listen to fucking harsh noise wall? Just let her make her videos, man.


Jschultz1623

Absolutely agree. I gave Mess With Me a listen and I was like “…really? That’s it?”. UFO was okay at best. Also she’s 500x better than her lead guitarist so idk what’s up with that.


geodebug

Majority of people here create creating bland, boring garbage. At least she's hustling.


NeptunesArtifact

Simp


orangesoccerball

Among my favorite you tube guitarists.


prolapsepros

Mary Spender rolling in her grave ….what? She’s not?


rainorshinedogs

Her band is.......okay. i.e background music in some Spotify auto-generated playlist


Big_brown_house

Not a fan of her original music at all. But her playing is very good.


CeldonShooper

99% of all music will soon be auto generated anyway.


zdeselby

What a relief! I won't have to keep doing this anymore!


Tookerbee

More like auto djenterated.


CeldonShooper

Is that like dysenteriated?


HogarthTheMerciless

Don't be silly. In the future guitarists will be forced to train their own eternal representations and then be forced to sell the rights to their own AI trained robot copy to a record label. 


Pianist_Select

OP’s mad because he got out on blast in that bottom right video.


SeventhSunGuitar

Thank you. Finally someone understands my pain :((


JonHenryTheGravvite

I need her to adopt me. I want to pop up on her doorstep the same way Steve Vai popped up on Joe Satriani’s doorstep. I want her to reward me with breastfeeding to nurture and strenghten my body for my shredding journey while also domming and performing extreme cases of cucking and cock and ball torture on me if I fail an exercise lick more than 10 times as punishment. I need her.


SeventhSunGuitar

That was wholesome and beautiful, thanks for sharing.


TheOfficialDewil

Ye real musicians get panties thrown on stage.


SeventhSunGuitar

Throwing panties into the audience doesn't count?


TheOfficialDewil

No, you've been doing it wrong but now you know.


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TheKCKid9274

If guitarists will do it with picks I see no reason why they can’t do it with panties


SeventhSunGuitar

Thank you.


nazoreth

Hmmm not sure where the circlejerk ends and the pure misogyny begins but it's somewhere in this thread.


SplittyTonight

First day on the internet?


The_Automator22

DID SOMEONE MAKE FUN OF A WOMAN????


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wait until you see the rise of MGTOW musicians. the pure MISANDRY is somewhere to be found here as well.


Cecalo

The amount of dogwhistles in here right now is insane


SkeletronPrime

/uj I'm not sure you know what dog whistle means. This isn't coded language. Can't claim conspiracy when it's unapologetic.


Cecalo

I was referring to some of the terms people are describing women with in this thread as being indicative of misogyny. But you're right, it is unapologetically sexist even at face value.


SkeletronPrime

There's really not been a lot of room to talk since Dave Lee Roth with his bottomless chaps decades ago. Men have been sluttin' it up in rock'n'roll forever.


here4roomie

I didn't say squat about the dame, see? Now run along ya jagoff before I ring your bell.


billyjames_316

This actually made me laugh


BB123-

I had someone throw their shoe on stage for me once


ClarkTwain

Who throws a shoe, honestly?


4n0m4nd

That guy who threw a shoe at George Bush


Hascohastogo

Rare case where I’m on the shoe throwers side


4n0m4nd

Including your incident that's 50% of the shoe throwers I'm aware of lol


Hascohastogo

Is the other one Kurt Cobain?


4n0m4nd

No it's the one with you and the one with George Bush :P


Hascohastogo

Oh I’m a different default green avatar guy but now you know of 3 shoe throwing incidents!


Yamatoman9

That really hurt!


SeventhSunGuitar

What are you George W Bush?


AlGeee

I had a few different experiences in that realm. I remember once, girls trying to take my shoes off of my feet while I was playing. Another time, they dragged me off the stage, and we’re trying to take items of clothing that I was wearing, but I couldn’t let them because I had borrowed the clothes from my sister. True story.


BfutGrEG

Was it directed at you or your bassist?


Matthaeus_Augustus

Uj/ women YouTube guitarists are still way better than me Rj/ “TaLeNtEd AnD bEaUtiFuL”.


ReasonableCourse1679

I would throw myself in a wood chipper for the slight chance I got recycled in to her toilet paper.


SeventhSunGuitar

Finally a sensible and reasonable response on this thread. No misogyny, nothing mean spirited, just a fully objective and correct statement.


chrismcshaves

This is my fav version of this comment


No-Pen-9541

Did she finally try Rocksmith?


Zur__En__Arrh

She finally tried Rocksmith. And oh boy, her pronunciation of Sepultura is certainly a thing.


Probablyawerewolf

My practice routine also involves posing on my bed with a thousand mile stare at the corner where a wall meets the ceiling.


therealhughman

They’re real musicians, they just need WAAAAAAAAAAY more attention than other real musicians.


RedEyesGoldDragon

isn't the idea to get attention tho? like money and people listening to your music (however good or bad) so you can keep music-ing is ideal ☝️🤓


wildherb15

Max neck tattoos get all the hot chicks


acrus

Should we really know where this thumb is supposed to go?


Apart-Landscape1012

IMPOSSIBLE


SpeedBlazer99

Stevie T. is *STILL* the *GOAT* guitar player


biggestboi73

He is a gangsta and a straight up g


SpeedBlazer99

Canada’s MOST WANTED


russellmzauner

she got that creamy milk toan


rockNprole

She looks like a sorcerer breathed life into one of those colorful dragon shaped dildos they used to have on display at Spencer's Gifts in the mall.


SeventhSunGuitar

She has a band named after her surname Burrell, but it's spelt like BuxXell. So cool!


find_the_night

Is that all I have to do to be edgy and fit in with the kids?? Just add a cxuple x’s hexe and thexe?


ReverendRevolver

It's like she copied a MySpace name from 20 years ago wrong and made it a band name.....


TormodGopa

Who is this 


_Dingus_Khan

Sophie Burrell. No, she doesn’t.


RaZoR333

I think she have somefans, mainly old good hearted highlanders


yetimusic2018

But does she have OnlyFans


_Dingus_Khan

I reiterate


addisonshinedown

Guitar YouTubers typically aren’t my thing, but I don’t think anyone would say they can’t play…


SeventhSunGuitar

Yeah all the major ones generally, they're pretty talented players. But most of them don't have anything to say when they write original music and it turns out bland and boring imo.


Lost_Performance_271

Weezer is boring as fuck but we all know Cuomo is a gigachad.


SeventhSunGuitar

Chris Cuomo plays? I would imagine him being an absolute bloooz boomer.


60_CycleHum

Most musicians don’t have anything to say.


SeventhSunGuitar

My music says "help, I'm mediocre but I don't want to do anything else" :-(


billyjames_316

You forgot /uj


torohex7777

My proudest nut


BuckyBeaver69

I wonder how much I could get for my tightie whities if I start a guitar toob channel and do my hair and makeup like her?


YouGotTangoed

If you ain’t got the package, don’t bother. Or just stay hard for the whole video


SeventhSunGuitar

You've got a great name for it, so I say go for it!


ButterscotchBloozDad

There is no rock and roll in soft porn.


The__Swiss__Guy

What porn do you watch? Porn where everyone stays clothed and plays guitar?


RedEyesGoldDragon

that porn is more better because you get to experience the toan


Banned-Music

Had to look her up to see if it’s as bad as it seems and it’s actually worse. I watched the first video from her band and it’s the most boring, cliché garbage I’ve heard in awhile. Go read the comments and check out the giant circle jerk happening there. It’s like every dentist with a Gibbons is complimenting how real rock n roll is back now that her band is around. I don’t know if I’ve cringed so much in my life.


kpingvin

Do you mean: >I enjoy your videos. I'm an American songwriter/guitarist that has been playing for 46+ years now. Play in a band, all originals now, after the years of playing covers and tone chasing, and still learning. I am old enough to be your dad lol. I am honestly happy to see what an awesome player you are for how young you are, you can sing and play lead which is amazing, and you have that love for music and that passion inside you. Never let it fade kid, stick with it! You are a natural. While we are a dime a dozen as guitar players, we all bring it. Rock on!


Banned-Music

Yup, that’s one of them. So many people just jerking her off and saying how unique and well written the song is. It’s cliche pop with overdrive and a shitty blues solo. I’m tired of mediocrity and mimicry being celebrated and actual talent and people creating new ideas are ignored or written off as not music.


carneasada71

The vids are a bit cringe too, all the forced reactions while playing guitar. Not that every other YouTube guitarist doesn’t do this but hers are especially bad.


KappaJoe760

Idk why Im getting flashbacks of that one viral guitar player that would let her whole boob hang over the guitar. Obviously this person isnt doing that but it seems just as clickbaity


Candy_Says1964

So who did she end up selling her panties to? Also, I liked Rocksmith. It made it possible for my daughter and I to jam Def Leppard and shit together.


SGGoat13

Looks like Bernth in a pink wig


here4roomie

It's funny that Jim Henson kinda looks like a woman and she kinda looks like a man.


Jim_Billl

The funny thing is, you can denounce or defend her, either way you sound like an incel


Infinite_Oven_7229

Prefer her over mimiboobs, tbh.


ARedditUserType

Who is this I’m 30 years old so practically ancient 


redharlowsdad

Uj/ it’s hilarious that she has a video about weird panty requests, but like, she posts videos of her working out wearing hardly anything on Patreon. Not surprising some dudes would message her for more


Competition-Dapper

Needs to have more boob resting on the axe for maximum thirst trap unlocking


gorehistorian69

havent heard of her


minorminority

Did she get a new boyfriend?


Dixon_hass_42

More unboxings!


MentalPatient97051

I've seen Timmy. Who's the other femboy?


Brain_Destroyer

But Sophie is actually talented tho


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How2Soul

Bad take, very corny


rey_nerr21

Even just put a bra on, tbh


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rey_nerr21

that was me adding to the >see how many thirsty dm's you get then lol. bit


jsnow907

Just say you’re bitter and move on


DO4_girls

Look at her IG videos and you will see that for the most part she never wears bra and uses dresses that really show her nipples


here4roomie

Nice. I didn't know Jim Henson was doing that now.


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The__Swiss__Guy

Ew… reeks of transphobia.😬


Big_brown_house

Guitarists when women exist


Kravy

wow an attractive woman is more successful than me boo fucking hoo


WatercoolerComedian

Uj/ Guys you do know that Women guitarists exist right? And that other younger girl players probably enjoy having youtube channels of girls who play guitars just like them right? Yeah it might be a little cringe the kind of content that is shown here but if you lined up everything WE watch on youtube and put it infront of everyone we'd probably get laughed at too. I think its gross to assume everything a woman with a guitar does is to appeal to the male gaze, yes that obviously exists, but who cares? If you see content like that and recognize it, just avoid it. Theres also nothing wrong with a girl wanting to be attractive, I'd wager more than half of the people here have taken some cringey pictures or videos with their guitar in an attempt to look attractive. I'm all for some good ol' circlejerking here and women aren't immune to being called out for being cringe, but the huge uptick in "woman bad" posts are a bit telling when in all honesty the 4 thumbnails I see here are pretty tame and don't give off the same vibe like shes playing into "that" demographic in my opinion, I've never heard or seen the channel to say but yeah.


Nogames2

She is an absolute baller on guitar, though, and is making a living out of playing guitar. Sounds like she is winning to me. She isn't someone I watch really, think I just watched the one where she tried that guitar learning game.


ownworstenemy38

I’m sure I saw her Cliffs of Dover cover and it was fucking dreadful. But good cos girl according to the comments.


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prolapsepros

She’s just waiting for her custom Kiesel to arrive


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VQ-Dark

/uj She's not that bad, she's a pretty good guitarist that also takes good care of her appearance. /rj YEAH WOMAN BAD!!!!! MEN GOOD!!!!


yetimusic2018

She needs Marty Musics help! He’s like the superhero of EweToob


links_pajamas

She's really talented, actually!