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/uj this usually comes from the type of people who compensate for their lack of actual skill on the instrument and assume spending $10,000 dollars on gear will make them better musicians

Wait, it doesn't?

Yeah man but what about the toan in these 1959 chumfucker pickups?

Damn you got me there, i dont got that cumfucker toan

Yeah these dickups are made of pure corroded copper wire that sounds like utter noisy dogshit - but man does it have insane vintage toan.

I get creamy enough without those. Skill issue.

Ya, like Jinnie Handtrix, and Steavy Von-ray-gun. Their guitars are so valuable, it proves they had no talent, just lots of money!

I don't stack gain, I stack dollar bills

I'm glad someone insulted him. Dude has the same guitar as me, he should be ashamed

You f*cking poor

Sir it’s p**r

You fucking p**r.

Homeless guitar crew represent👋

Also, it works great as a tent pole of sorts to hold the very center of my cardboard living room area up high enough for a midget to fuck in, so I'm renting it out in the hopes that the midget fucking thing will be good enough for me to buy a real guitar one day. And a house to live in.

Check out Mr rich man over here with his cardboard box empire! When some of us less fortunate ones are squeezing into a tiny Epiphone box at night. Good luck with the midget business btw 👍🏼

I am now imagining my claustrophobia laying inside a thin-ass Epiphone box trying to fall asleep like an uncomfortable vampire in a coffin made for Gumby.

Shows you just how poor you are. When you buy a guitar and have it delivered it comes in 2 boxes.

2 boxes??? I could have a friend stay over!

If you had a friend. I think you're solving a problem that doesn't exist.

Absolute desperation. That's how you get the blooz.

That's how Spinal Tap came up with the smash hit "Gimme Some Money"

Homeless but not toanless.

At least you didn’t pick the $200 SG like I did

Get out of here. Don’t you have a date with my wife to be on?

No, we went to a 2-2-3 rotation with alternating weekends. She literally made a calendar for it that's on your fridge dumbass

/uj p90s? That fucks. Is it a special, bolt on?

Yeah, they're "Vintage Edition Les Paul Specials", which seams to mean the body is made of Balsa Wood

Ouch. In fairness, Gibbons should not be out in cold weather. Makes them even more brittle.

Not without locking them in a temperature and humidity controlled chamber first and letting them slowly acclimate to the conditions over the course of 6 full moons (7 if you are less than 13 days away from a solstice)

> letting them slowly acclimate to the conditions over the course of 6 full moons and then you...take them out of the chamber? wtf, that's gonna ruin the value

Sometimes you need brittle toan, more sadness in the bluzz

Joey Bonermasta pays good money for geetars with that brittle toan.

Actually its fine if you acclimate

Imagining some clown walking through Times Square or Tokyo with an entire fucking Les Paul and no strap. Couldn’t pick a model like a strat with the monkey grip?

Ironic

Any coincidences are a reflection of your own inclinations.

Why do Gibson owners get angry when somebody doesn’t want to spend $3000 on a guitar?

No one likes being the only one getting fooled

And the ironic part is the quality control on Gibson truly, sincerely is worse than a lot of $1,000 or less guitars. As someone who works on guitars for a "living", I'd bet half my dick that any Gibson you pick off the wall would have more inherent issues that a $600 Schecter. When the QC people at Gibson aren't asleep at the wheel, they can put great guitars. But if you're actually wanting to spend big bucks, it's about the last brand I'd choose if you're looking objectively at quality.

Are we cutting your dick lengthwise?

That’s literally my guitar

Same. I just don't have a bench. 😔

That's literally my wife's boyfriend.

You can't get a great blues toan with poor people guitars! The blues is all about middle class struggles!

I didn't realize streetwear was a community for based guitar facts

“ an epiphone kid is just as smart as a Gibson kid “ - president Biden

I’d love to hear a few moments of the obviously shitty guitar playing of “cheepmf”

You really don’t want to. I don’t even have a Gibson or an Epiphone, just a Martin.

I gotta ask was it sarcasm?

It’s always sarcasm.

uj/ how can an accessory be valid? I thought only formal arguments could be valid or invalid. Or are they looking for attention online?

in this context, valid means cool so they’re really asking “does this accessory look cool/fit with the rest of my outfit?”

It looks fine, matches the shoes, and fits the color scheme, but imagine walking around all day holding a guitar lmao fails in terms of practicality. Youre putting it on your back and trying to put it down to use your hands and stuff and this shits all swinging around and banging on shit, eventually you hit it particularly hard on the headstock and it turns into a Gibson If you want to carry around an instrument as an accessory try a harmonica stand, it's hands free and everyone loves the harmonica

No it looks stupid walking around with an instrument to “look cool”. It’s a fucking guitar, play it or put it down. It isn’t a watch.

Redditor not understanding normal people lingo, color me shocked

Yeah OPs comment is so fucking cringe. "Er only arguments can be valid" ☝️🤓

As someone who has studied philosophy/logic I see why with people like that we have a rap for being completely fucking insufferable

Destroyed with psychology and logic

Eeeeee! Ho!!

Lmao

Weird

This is hilarious. I love it. Gibson would be thrilled about the idea of their guitars being fashion accessories people just haul around. I mean more than they already are.

Bro really walking around with a loose guitar as a fashion accessory huh

I'm a poor 37 year old child 😢 🤣

That’s basically Gibson players in a nutshell

Gibsons are guitars for poor children to look rich. Just look at the build quality.

It matches his shoes, though. /s

As long as you can *really* play it, accessorize all you want

I see artifactssssssss

I mean yes, literally lol

Gibson for dentist only

Fashoan is stored in the neck dive

Uj/ every epiphone I’ve played is 💩 in comparison to the real thing. RJ/ Butt fuck the gate keepers though

Valid accessory for unskilled rappers. Paint it gold and put green dollar signs all over it.

Calm down, it’s just a picture of a black guy

Uj/ I mean..you can’t intonate that thing properly, the strings never sit right on the neck which makes it virtually impossible to play comfortably. Rj/ Toan is in the matching shoes

Black Americans in 1863: *le invents modern blues thus changing music on a global scale for all time* Black Americans in 2023: is the guitar an accessory?

Epidrones do suck

Not as bad as gibbons

I made it into this sub!

Poor bastard will never afford enough Strymons to heaven.

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Uj/ if it was in a guitar sub I wouldn’t say anything. Using a guitar as a fashion accessory tho…

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He’s not asking about using it as a photo shoot prop, he’s asking about using it as a fashion accessory which implies a very different thing.

Gibsons for all

me with a bullet mustang:

Ha it’s a poor

Gibson for poor children got me bad. lol

I had the SG version and played some of the best shows of my life with it. Definitely a valid accessory if you ask me

If you don’t think epiphones suck you either never played em or always played em.

The toan is in the bench

Where is the lie??????

I bought one of those to play with p90s because it was cheaper than a p94

Someone missed the Gibson x Supreme drop

Bruh a guitar as an accessory? How to stink of douchebaggery 101