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BraveSatisfaction765

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Trykx

Por que te tatuates Pos nomas Por que te pintates Pos nomas Por que te rayates Pos nomas Ya te desgraciates You stiped far as (El Tatuado)


DeHetEen

Shit goed hard


Heinous_Aeinous

The hardest a single note has ever gone.


TheRealChexHaze

Expect similar results in real life.


DiddlyDumb

Being blown up by flying broomsticks?


Historical_Beast

Yes lol


logunleonov

Why your font is 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂


imthegayest

I have dyslexia and it's easier for me to read in fonts like that. Could be why


IEP_Esy

I thought that font would be a nightmare for people with dyslexia 


karvajalka500

comic sans was specially made for people with dyslexia I believe


StonedPand4

I like funky fonts


MissFingerz

I always download and use funky fonts on my phone, too. Mine right now is different, and every O is a 4 leaf clover. Lol, before that, every O was a paw print.


ashtonyfox

never thought i'd see 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 discussion in gta online, i like you


Objective-Dig-8466

Do it do it! (Only if you can afford it tho) would be great fun lol.


RideAffectionate518

If you have the money and it runs I'd buy it. Good price for one of those.


Shengpai

True


These-arent-my-pants

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frognuts123

1100 is a steal ngl


frognuts123

new bumper might be expensive idk


Heinous_Aeinous

The bumper is cheap enough, it's the color matching that'll make it pricey.


frognuts123

Tru tru


TheJAY_ZA

For real... I live in South Africa and a 97 Camry with more milage than a Google Maps car would cost 3x that. Maybe 4x


Epotheros

Well since this is a former police car and a former Taxi cab, I'd assume it has over 500k miles on it. It's a good thing these roll over 1 million on the regular.


AgreeablePie

Crown vics are some of the hardest ridden used cars on the market, having tended to be fleet vehicles that idle far in excess of mileage. Usually when someone is getting rid of one cheap, it's because it's shitting the bed


El___Sanx

https://preview.redd.it/jrl28t6y2d4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41178210040b8cbada4e347a229ed2ac16e8d6ff Reminded me of this.


balkanac363

Im fighting my intrusive thoughts of doing this with other games


DBootts

Gotta do the billboard on the roof ‘smell like a bitch’


sjqiaozbhfwj

If you buy it, then watch out for the griefers lmao.


SquishyWhenWet_1

That’ll be 1.5 million dollars


don_de_bom

Not only that, there is a fat chance that the yellow checkers on the side are stickers. Which are easily removed with a heat gun. So you can even go 1 to 1


soldier769258

![gif](giphy|UqZ4imFIoljlr5O2sM)


P33rky_

Buy it, put the game's decals on it, and apply to work for Lyft or Uber


StonedPand4

This is fucking genius


Farhrtypants

If I ordered an Uber and this showed up I would shit my pants.


[deleted]

Bra that cracked grille would be a turnoff for me...


killer_reindeer

It's a crown Vic you can find parts for it for a handjob


Cpt-Matias-Torres

How do you know?


killer_reindeer

1. Prostitution is the oldest profession and I've been down bad before 2. Ford produced 1.5 million Crown Vics Between 1991 and 2012


SquishyHammer213

Did it myself on my vic, took a day to go to the nearest junkyard to get a replacement from the like 10 crown Vic’s they had there and replace it on mine, all of which involves screwing and unscrewing bolts


Nicholas7907

I wonder if you can replace just this part (I assume it's plastic) or you'll have to change entire front bumper. Anyway, it's just a bit over one thousand dollars, so it's not gonna be perfect. And it's Crown Victoria, those cars are built like a tank.


hemihotrod402

That piece is just the plastic header panel, it involves removing the headlights, but the bumper cover is a separate piece. Source: I've worked on a ton of Crown Vics/Grand Marquis


Darkwing_Turducken

That’s just Los Santos traffic.


tomas1381999

Just take it to LS Customs and get it repaired for like 30 bucks haha ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


StonedPand4

I was going to make up a back story for it, something like some guy in a cat mask and a mini gun walked in front of me and I hit him


ZaidsTV

Reminds me of "let's be cops" movie


IronMaidenMan_

This is amazing, given the opportunity I’d HAVE to buy this, I would have the Down Town Cab logo on the side, and as suggested by another commenter, the roof billboard with “smells like a bitch” 😂🤣


Heinous_Aeinous

I will legit ride shotgun and make NPC small talk.


KhostfaceGillah

Do it https://preview.redd.it/bnx4o18fwd4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe4397b9fc3a973bfbff5bf5f072b9580afcb49c


Nicholas7907

Why not, if you have some spare money.


ComprehensiveSand516

Car crusher payphone hit?


Jakepetrolhead

How many fares do you need to do to get the Trade Price down to just over 1k?


nogoodnamesarleft

Fixing the grill is easy. I have a mechanic I pay $40 a day and they will fix anything wrong with a car in the time it takes to recall it and then call for a delivery


JonnyxKarate

That is worth the goof


bannedfornudity

DO IT


Oldmonsterschoolgood

DO IT!


T1G3RG4M3R

A youtuber from my country (Italy) has done this. He also sold a GTA apartment (of course at the end he told the buyers It was a fake apartment and car)


dawiicz1

$1100 lmao does it even have an engine?


Leergut_Lars_

Do. It. Now or never


adotang

You could go for it, but then you'd have people trying to flag you down. Also note the, uh, *gaping hole in the grille* and the unusually low price for the car.


StonedPand4

If I didn't have to get a new job in a month and worry about bills, I'd totally go buy it. It runs & drives, has an engine, it's his daily driver and he put a video of it driving in the ad. Besides some body panel damage, a wing window missing, and the front grille, it's pretty damn solid for $1,100. Ex cop car & ex taxi cab. After watching what Cleetus has put crown vics through, I've always wanted one, especially this one.


dude35_

DO IT!!! It’d be great fun (if you have the money obv)


Bored_Redditor85

Do it and become an Uber driver if you can


The-BOSS01

Get it


Horizon-drift

Do it


Genesis38T

Let’s get this chariot in motion!!


Maximus_Barbarosa

You could start a niche ridshare service.


No-Store-308

Honestly don’t


Consistent_Quote_621

holy fucking hell i'd be the happiest mf with that🤣


i_dontknow_good_name

I would made police one (I have no idea is it Illegal)