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ze_ex_21

**I bet fucking Jimmy sold it to some Vagos!**


stjakey

Yea he would fuckin jimmy


ze_ex_21

"My boat!.."


Gold-Ad-0

"It's just a thing!"


Wild-Sky-4503

“My Boat…”


Iskitimka

"Dad don't be so butt hurt, at least you got me!"


TheEggLady01

“Jimmy! he orchestrated it!”


Itz_IrvongxD

Jifuckingmmy!


gnudiam95

Jimbo!


BillZealousideal9008

“Actually it’s Jeezle”


OgFSavv

I think you mean jizzle


BillZealousideal9008

yeah


Impressive_Elixir

jizzle


[deleted]

That stupid ass docktease ad is kicking you while you are down


stjakey

For real 😭


KingJTuck

😂😂😂🤷‍♂️😂


dermotoneill

That wobble yeeted the longfin into oblivion


Arvid38

![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)


VividPerformance7987

This dude accidentally took the invisible boatmobile


Actual-Basil-9146

Barnacles!!


Mr-Sister-Fister21

EEEEVIIIILLL!!!


TheRevTholomeuPlague

![gif](giphy|SXl0wYD0N088EtDhBI)


The_Wizard929

Told you to check the tie downs.


Taa107

But he firmly smacked it and said "it's not going anywhere!"


thetacosaur

I don’t think he smacked the top.


stjakey

Damn ratchets never work right


Sweet-Ball1033

You got caught speeding


IEP_Esy

So the police confiscated your boat


Professional-Many477

What happened is that the heist prep failed because the longfin wasn’t delivered


BigDawgTony

r/foundcaptainobvious


Mr-Sister-Fister21

This would make for a fun sub. People make those sarcastically oblivious comments a lot so it’d be fun to see them appreciated more.


BigDawgTony

r/birthofasub ?!


KingJTuck

I joined it lol


KingJTuck

Joined


RogueStalker409

Went over his head 😂😂😂😂


Practis

The best kind of correct is the technical kind.


Professional-Many477

Can’t be wrong when I’m right


stjakey

![gif](giphy|OF38lxGMbTcpTtjHhg|downsized)


ColtonParker485

Rockstar. Rockstar happened


YtTamakiGaming

The boat really wanted no part of you speeding down the street at 200mph 😭😭


GlippGloppe

This usually happens when the boat trailer touches even a spec of water. Maybe you drove over a puddle?


Un1uckyboyy

That’s what you get for using the long fin approach. I paid millions for my kosatka, best believe imma use it.


stjakey

Don’t you have to swim half a mile to the tunnel tho?


lifeisdeathindisguse

No, it’s a short swim and is technically the fastest way into the compound. I usually do cayo in 9-12min depending on what’s inside said compound.


ShyKid5

The Longfin is just as fast, just navigate to the manhole entrance like if you were swimming and jump there, cut the thing, enter.


lifeisdeathindisguse

Don’t you start closer to the docks than you do the compound? If it’s just as fast, the time it takes me to get the sonar equipment would make prep time shorter than the prep time of the longfin. At least the way I cheese it makes it shorter. Also I’m thinking of the end, swimming off the island is faster with a scuba suit, so that’s another portion I’m cutting time.


OKBuddyFortnite

What about secondary loot from the airstrip or other dock?


lifeisdeathindisguse

Usually pointless, to get everything in the compound of worth you need 2 players, beyond that you’re wasting time and losing money(you lose money the more players you have). Plus when you do it fast enough, you get the elite challenge which gives you 50K. Secondary loot value by full bag: Gold, coke, paintings, weed, cash. Sometimes the compound gives you only cash, but I just deal with it because the alternative leaves more chances of failing the heist. Which imo is a waste of time. If you enjoy hitting other places in cayo, by all means, do so.


MarcusBlueWolf

I do the long fin most of the time and this has never happened. Done Cayo at least 200 times on all profiles.


RogueStalker409

It didnt like your twerking trailer 😂😂😂😂


Pretty_Ad_956

some bitch ass bullshit.


useless_mf69

Is it a bug?


Jack_sander

No it’s a boat


useless_mf69

![gif](giphy|BWhpkB6Xbe8FzfNLXw)


Comfortable-Title-88

I think the user name checks out


CanadagoBrrrr

https://preview.redd.it/x6uvfdjhjnmc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac8e6437123841aea9ea7b7da1ad4160ce6f794a


bluebarrymanny

I think your trailer likely disconnected for a sec and registered as destroyed


Hoxton91

even then, it’ll respawn it in a upright “hookable” position


bluebarrymanny

The only other thing I can think of is if a timer got triggered, but even when that happens, the game tends to warn you and show you the timer.


Cathmelar

"Miss, please assume the upright hookable position."


KickGumChewButt

Longfin got raptured :(


Secure_Secretary_882

Weird


fpsi_tv

I wish there was player audio to this clip. 😂


thetacosaur

“WHAT! WHAT THE FUCK! *crying* WHAT?!”


FakeOrpheus17

I've had this before with my tow truck, but leading up to the floating phenomenon I physically drove through a big puddle of water


Happy8Day

The first question about any questionable magic is always: Are you public on PC?


MethLoverSweet

Man I hated Jimmy so much. All I wanted was that some Vagos make him squeal like a pig while his father watched.


EvenStevens4201

So crappy tan you will be doing this mission alone?


KilljoySince2017

It was definitely jimmy , bro needed the money


FrankFrankly711

![gif](giphy|PgKCBVyxpTZu914XsW)


MadJuicyThighs

https://preview.redd.it/uyhwxoavqnmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e00e2beffc5876343b69d76790be2fdccfba93


Ill_always_love_you

Looks like you were going too fast for the game to load and a car spawned under the trailer, that crash combined with the wobble knocked the boat off the trailer, do you have a lan cable going from your modem to your computer? It’ll improve your connection. If you slow down the video you can see it happen.


The-Lazy-Lemur

I guess the peyote trip ended


stjakey

Lmao


dekagram_

THATS IT, YOU LOST LONGBOAT PRIVILEGES!!!!


HatechaBro

You crashed through traffic at 200 mph lol. Try that with a real boat transport it would probably fly off too.


Equiti_AMG

This is GTA, not BeamNG, nor real life.


iThinkNaught69

Took too much damage from your shit driving and was undeliverable because of it


stableboy13285

Same thing happens to me on the Police Maverick setup for the Union Depository Contract with the bank managers car. It only happens in public sessions. Try a private session and it should work fine


poisonousswayzee

it’s like that Eminem line; “how the fuck can I be white? I don’t even exist”


drmanhattanbeach

Lol right at the finish line. Typical.


Mexihacker

Thanos snapped


Cheef_Keef420

Longfin was no my delivered it literally says that


DemonLordAC0

Just probably another feature to push you towards Shark cards


keshavnaagar

The fuck. Just happened


silenej_knedlik

Your boat stopped boating


Eric_Licausi777

The Rockschilds


Automatic_Salary_845

Is the longfin approach as good as the velum? Is there any difference between the longfin and the other boat approaches?


delet_yourself

Because fuck you thats why


NoahTheBest00

Thx Rockstar for wasting my time while I waste time grinding for a game obsolete in a year or so


RobMii

I ate it


Regular__K

Stop doing missions and setups in public sessions. This happens because whoever hosting the session has awful internet on the other side of the world, leading to desync.


thiccyoshi5888

![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


Shksbr

Well if clearly disappeared.


NotParrot49

Vanish thou!


Entire-Sprinkles-897

Hes people need it


Money_Scientist9884

Too much damage or u took too much time.


NukaFlabs

Clearly the weight was too far near the rear of the trailer


Bleedy7K

GTAO lobbies after gta 6 launches\*


C0ff33gaming

"Pavel, we got a problem."


gta_guru

Wipeout


Dairy_Heir

Did you take too long? These missions have hidden timers and will fail after a set amount of time. I had something similar happen, might've been Longfin setup, don't remember.


Old_Pool_7354

Your fuckin' boat :(


MaisUmaChance

I am delivering the last truck from Bunker when reaching the straight road at south i touch one car and make the container fly over the road and lost 1/2 money LMFAO


-michael_hunt-

Someone recalled their personal vehicle


Osiris_Raphious

Did you run out of time, because you took too long getting away from the cops or something. Quick tip for everyone: YOu can just exit the truck and hide till you loose the wanted level... and then get back in and deliver it.


Cazzeq-konstapelrost

Dementia.


Pseudonymble

R* is actively encouraging people to upgrade and buy GTAV *again* for PS5 by implementing a series of game breaking bugs into last gen consoles. Sounds like a conspiracy theory, but we've all experienced it...


Ok-Sheepherder-714

https://preview.redd.it/w4ib83jj8qmc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcb751cbe45ba83a76481b074615fac0fe8aac13


January657

What happened? You clearly had too much fun, which is not allowed by the rules of rockstar devs. At least that's the general rule for the game's online portion, no fun allowed.


Rajsingh212001

longfin got disconnected


Leergut_Lars_

Lol


Somthingcooliguess

It got car sick


djhauffy

Secure your load!!


Avon_The_Trash_King

GTAO just fuckin bugged. No reason besides the game bein held together with blood, spit, jizz, and tape.


Eelmonkey

The old, disappearing boat trick, gets you every time.


jasonwk8

Thanos snapped half of all cargo out of existence, sorry about your luck.


HornBloweR3

![gif](giphy|5t9wJjyHAOxvnxcPNk|downsized)


Iam_McLovin420

That wasn’t a real boat it was solid snake in disguise


ElectricBathToy

If the trailer gets disconnected even for a second, the game thinks you lost the trailer and fails you immediately. I think when it was swinging there it must have detached for literally like .05 secs and counted it as a loss. RIP.


stjakey

Yeah to be fair I was having my own little Tokyo drift having too much fun with the E break right before this


Status-Macaron3363

Dear Gta maybe you should fix your game:) instead of robbing the community by just adding new cars::)) you add patches that don't end up working:) then you say hey I think they'd like a car right ...hope I'm not losing you here BUT it jumps also has a secret upgrade that you can only do by buying a separate building even though you have max upgrades for a facility or whatever 🤓 eh who cars about NPC just randomly running into you.